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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-07-27 at 14:25:40
FUN FACT TIME!
Okay, so, elephants, yeah? There's one called Mary. Mary is an Elephant at Sparks Shows "World Famous"™ it's a street circus. This man named Charlie loved the heck out of her. So one day they preform, yeah? And this guy named Redd or smh is her handler. He's made fun of probably because he looks like a twig. After Mary is shown to the people at the parade, Redd takes her to a pond to drink water, but is distracted by a watermelon to which she eats. Now, Charlie loves Mary a lot. So he wants everyone to be careful with her, but Redd doesn't because he pokes/stabs bet with a metal rod. Mary then proceeded to grab Redd with her trunk and throw him at a nearby drink stand. Then crushed his skull with her body, killing that cruel man. She then proceeded to become one of the biggest stars to a "murderer", giving her the nickname Murderous Mary. Charlie, not wanting to ruin his reputation and his business, does something unthinkable
SPOILER: ANIMAL HARM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
What did I learn about this from MrBallen and Wikipedia? That humans are sick freaks. Or most of them anyways. The reason this happened was the crowd. I wish I never learned about this. Also I might get a warning or possibly even banned for this, but hey, at least I existed for a while. Nice knowing y'all 👍
Okay, so, elephants, yeah? There's one called Mary. Mary is an Elephant at Sparks Shows "World Famous"™ it's a street circus. This man named Charlie loved the heck out of her. So one day they preform, yeah? And this guy named Redd or smh is her handler. He's made fun of probably because he looks like a twig. After Mary is shown to the people at the parade, Redd takes her to a pond to drink water, but is distracted by a watermelon to which she eats. Now, Charlie loves Mary a lot. So he wants everyone to be careful with her, but Redd doesn't because he pokes/stabs bet with a metal rod. Mary then proceeded to grab Redd with her trunk and throw him at a nearby drink stand. Then crushed his skull with her body, killing that cruel man. She then proceeded to become one of the biggest stars to a "murderer", giving her the nickname Murderous Mary. Charlie, not wanting to ruin his reputation and his business, does something unthinkable
SPOILER: ANIMAL HARM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
We go from this to a fricking Danganrompa execution, with Mary's back legs tied with chains. A Derrick, which lifts heavy stuff like lumber off of railroad cars, then comes behind her. As she is fastened onto the rail road tracks, a guy grabs a hanging chain, gets on Mary, and wraps it around her neck. And got off. Charlie comforts Mary by telling her everything will be okay and hugs her for the last time. The guy operating the Derrick lifts Mary by the neck, tightening it. Mary, realizing what's happening, starts panicking and trumpeting for someone to save her. But she was hung there and she died. This was all to save his circus and to make things worse, it was public. And did it save it? Unfortunately it did. IDK if I'm even allowed to put the pic of it up, so I'm not risking it.
What did I learn about this from MrBallen and Wikipedia? That humans are sick freaks. Or most of them anyways. The reason this happened was the crowd. I wish I never learned about this. Also I might get a warning or possibly even banned for this, but hey, at least I existed for a while. Nice knowing y'all 👍
On 2024-08-08 at 05:12:11
fun fact: i unironically sometimes animate in google slides
On 2024-08-08 at 13:23:58
fun fact: i unironically sometimes animate in google slides
fun fact: I do to
Edit: No way!!1
On 2024-08-08 at 13:59:00
fun fact: i unironically sometimes animate in google slides
fun fact: I do to
Edit: No way!!1
cool
(also i made this image in google slides (yes them looking bad was an aesthetic choice))
1On 2024-08-08 at 19:12:36
Fun fact: Moldova isn't apart of Romania To all the stupid Americans this was directed at you
On 2024-08-08 at 19:32:44
FNAF turns 10 years old today
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2On 2024-08-14 at 01:02:06
fact 1: GD turns 11 years old today.
fact 2: white space is the most useful gd level according to this website
fact 2: white space is the most useful gd level according to this website
On 2024-08-14 at 01:03:03
fact 1: GD turns 11 years old today.
fact 2: white space is the most useful gd level according to this website
fact 2: white space is the most useful gd level according to this website
fun fact: I also play GD (geomertry dash)
On 2024-08-14 at 01:21:59
Fun fact: i think GD is too hard
On 2024-08-14 at 01:56:13
Fun fact: I love GD Cologne
On 2024-08-14 at 01:58:45
FNAF turns 10 years old today
I Can't Believe That It Is Only 10
On 2024-08-25 at 15:52:07
fun fact: -1 is a better placement than 1
1On 2024-08-26 at 07:59:00
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
Is This a Death Threat...
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On 2024-08-26 at 10:54:34
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
The Miles but is 93 millions.
Damn not again
On 2024-08-26 at 13:25:33
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
The Miles but is 93 millions.
either you dont have good english or something else
On 2024-08-26 at 14:09:24
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
That's not really nice, that's basically asking him to burn himself
The hate train towards this guy is giving KirbyBoy lmao, deliberately going out of your way to send something THAT rude out of the blue feels pathetic and ridiculous.
55On 2024-08-26 at 14:27:21
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
That's not really nice, that's basically asking him to burn himself
The hate train towards this guy is giving KirbyBoy lmao, deliberately going out of your way to send something THAT rude out of the blue feels pathetic and ridiculous.
Can you please explain your message, as I do not understand it...
On 2024-08-26 at 14:35:16
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
That's not really nice, that's basically asking him to burn himself
The hate train towards this guy is giving KirbyBoy lmao, deliberately going out of your way to send something THAT rude out of the blue feels pathetic and ridiculous.
Except now it’s not me and other people that were shitheads in 2023 and it’s these yoots
On 2024-08-26 at 22:34:36
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
The Miles but is 93 millions.
Damn not again
What, Me?
On 2024-08-26 at 22:47:04
Fun fact: the sun is 93 million MILES (or kilometers) away from us now with that info @alexbeaup GET 93 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME
The Miles but is 93 millions.
Damn not again
What, Me?
FINALLY YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT ISNT IN CARTINESE
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