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7230 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-06-28 at 19:38:16
I'm back, that actually did happen. And someone ban this guy early in this topic, because I am not in the mood, tendo... Anyways, @MRBabymario, no ifs, buts, whats, or ands, because what you did was very mean.
?? What was mean?
all he did was beat u in a race
He taunted me... That's pretty much all I have to say. It's an insult, technically.
I've had much worse things said to me even by teammates in games. If it effects you so much, just don't read the chat.
Or press the x button near the chat window
Hey, you don't always have to defend me, you can just admit that you don't mean it. Honestly, anyone has the right to call me a retard right now.
2On 2025-06-28 at 17:44:40
Rest in pepperonis, Lakitu…
I barely know you, but you will be missed.
I barely know you, but you will be missed.
Where are the pepperonis?
Also, I happen to have a better reputation here, than IRL, believe it, or not.
2On 2025-06-28 at 17:27:20
I'm back, that actually did happen. And someone ban this guy early in this topic, because I am not in the mood, tendo... Anyways, @MRBabymario, no ifs, buts, whats, or ands, because what you did was very mean.
?? What was mean?
all he did was beat u in a race
He taunted me... That's pretty much all I have to say. It's an insult, technically.
2On 2025-06-28 at 17:23:20
I'm back, that actually did happen. And someone ban this guy early in this topic, because I am not in the mood, tendo... Anyways, @MRBabymario, no ifs, buts, whats, or ands, because what you did was very mean.
On 2025-06-28 at 16:12:36
I deleted myself since @MRBabymario taunted me when I said "go easy on me, please." in the online VS. rooms, and he said after that race, "Gg I won that race without drifting." And now, I feel very embarrassed for being beaten by a person who didn't do something very important for an entire race, and I basically ragequitted. Plus, this community has changed a lot (in a bad way) since I was active in 2024. I'm sorry for leaving, but I don't want to deal with a brain-rotted community along with some people I don't like.
Welp, I'm just gonna say one thing, I salute. (・⊃・)\⌒
Also, the MK8DX NSO Expiration Tournament will still be active, y'all are just going to have to handle it yourselves'.
Welp, I'm just gonna say one thing, I salute. (・⊃・)\⌒
Also, the MK8DX NSO Expiration Tournament will still be active, y'all are just going to have to handle it yourselves'.
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1The community makes a Track together
On 2025-07-16 at 22:29:18
Make a Yoshi's Truck or the Yoshi's building from MKWorld.
IDEA: Mariokart PC Update?
On 2025-03-04 at 21:14:49
I think there should be a mode where a hard AI plays the game against you. I don't really know. Also, about the glider thing I meant sprites, not 3D modeling. IDK what I meant about "The same exact physics from MK8DX."
On 2025-03-02 at 01:54:40
We need gliders. About 16 sprites for glider animations. Make the glider physics the same as MK8DX. Oh wait... That last one is gonna take a while....
The game is 2D. There's nowhere to glide to. There's no elevation or depth. Gliding cannot work.
Looks like they need an update for 3D modeling. I just want this to be 3D and runnable on a chromebook.
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3On 2025-03-02 at 01:07:20
We need gliders. About 16 sprites for glider animations. Make the glider physics the same as MK8DX. Oh wait... That last one is gonna take a while....
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11The Koopa Life - Ask the Koopalings !
On 2025-07-19 at 22:29:54
Hey, Bowser Jr., why do you act like you want to have unlimited chaos with your family?
1do you not know
On 2025-07-19 at 19:59:54
do you not know that mkpc has pow from mario kart wii
Useless topic + kinda unrelated but POW Block originates from the Mario Bros. arcade game, NOT MKWii
i did not know that edit why did lakitu put xd
Like, many Reasons.
1Character Rankings
On 2025-07-16 at 01:03:01
Useless topic, it just encourages message farming
Whats message farming
4 words.
Not.
Good.
Not.
Fun. (to deal with, I basically mean annoying, and you sometimes do it)
Anyways, just basically it's making WAY too many messages in 1 topic, and it could get you banned.
Edit: Oh look, I'm a Mario... might get 'Gold soon.
Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-03 at 04:27:47
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
2On 2025-06-29 at 23:20:49
These are some extremely good art skills! 
1New Features/Ideas for Mario Kart PC
On 2025-07-05 at 22:06:57
3: We wanted to have the ultraturbo!
Yeah, I agree, I predict what MR_BABY_MARIO is gonna do:
"what,s ultraturbo"
On 2025-07-05 at 22:01:14
I told you MR_BABY_MARIO might cause drama.
On 2025-07-05 at 21:58:14
My ideas are:
1: How about adding Thunder Cloud of Mario Kart Wii? 🌩️
1: How about adding Thunder Cloud of Mario Kart Wii? 🌩️
This should get added, because in MKWii, it makes you faster.
1On 2025-07-05 at 21:52:07
this topic is gonna get locked bc this is the third time a topic like this has been made and it never ends well... 
By How? will there be a Drama person that causes chaos?
idk, this one may survive
the other ones were mostly @iforgot-is-back
(he's banned now though thankfully)
On 2025-07-05 at 21:43:30
this topic is gonna get locked bc this is the third time a topic like this has been made and it never ends well...
By How? will there be a Drama person that causes chaos?
Maybe the following people: (no offense)
@Lemon_Aguana
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@tendokiddo, banned, maybe one of his alts, then.
On 2025-07-05 at 21:34:14
Hmmm. I don't know...
Oh wait, uhhhh, dang it, I forgot it, I'll edit it soon, though.
Oh wait, uhhhh, dang it, I forgot it, I'll edit it soon, though.