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5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-02-20 at 15:28:48
hint: mmm chocolate
(note: not all of my hints may be trustable)
TOP REPLY DECIDES WARIO'S FATE
On 2025-07-28 at 23:33:15
wario has a heart attack and dies from obesity
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1call me wal
On 2025-08-12 at 08:16:18
Hello, Wal! My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
hey walter how's jesse treatin ya
🚨 PRIMETIME E-SPORTS IS HERE! 🚨
On 2025-08-15 at 14:34:33
A statement from Team PRIMETIME eSports cofounder, Primetime
After witnessing the creation of countless online teams in the Mario Kart PC community, @VINCE_WILLIAMSON and I are proud to officially launch Team PRIMETIME eSports! 🏎💨
Our mission? To become the most prestigious team in online racing on MKPC.
As co-leaders, @VINCE_WILLIAMSON and I will guide our roster with strategy, dedication, and ambition, driving every member toward victory and greatness. We’re not here to follow. We’re here to set the standard. We aim to continue our storied legacy from our unofficial beginnings on MKPC, where we signed both proven players and promising newcomers to our squad.
This journey isn’t just about us, it’s about building something legendary. We are looking for passionate, competitive players ready to represent PRIMETIME on the track and make history together. If you’ve got the skill, the fire, and the hunger for glory.. this is your moment.
If you’re ready to join a team that plays hard, wins big, and stands out from the rest, now’s your chance.
Team PRIMETIME eSports
Where Legends Are Made.
After witnessing the creation of countless online teams in the Mario Kart PC community, @VINCE_WILLIAMSON and I are proud to officially launch Team PRIMETIME eSports! 🏎💨
Our mission? To become the most prestigious team in online racing on MKPC.
As co-leaders, @VINCE_WILLIAMSON and I will guide our roster with strategy, dedication, and ambition, driving every member toward victory and greatness. We’re not here to follow. We’re here to set the standard. We aim to continue our storied legacy from our unofficial beginnings on MKPC, where we signed both proven players and promising newcomers to our squad.
This journey isn’t just about us, it’s about building something legendary. We are looking for passionate, competitive players ready to represent PRIMETIME on the track and make history together. If you’ve got the skill, the fire, and the hunger for glory.. this is your moment.
If you’re ready to join a team that plays hard, wins big, and stands out from the rest, now’s your chance.
Team PRIMETIME eSports
Where Legends Are Made.
thank you gru from despicable me 1-4 and the minions and minions rise of gru
How did you find mkpc
On 2025-04-28 at 04:33:24
a friend wanted me to sign into it so i could play online with him
FFHelper
On 2024-11-13 at 06:05:50
Adds BBCode automatically based on the config file.
It just works
For a full list of features please read the README in the gitlab repo. (scroll down)
The script may be updated in the future. Feedback is appreciated.
Download page
Enjoy.
READ THE DAMN README AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK IF YOU ARE ON THE NEWEST VERSION BEFORE YOU REPORT AN ERROR
Changelog:
Hotfix 1
Fixed the $ ignore function not working.
Hotfix 2
The script now handles UTF-8 properly.
1.1
Simple Commands have been added. (italic, underlining, bold, strikethrough)
The script will only delete $ signs at the beginning of the line.
Changed the ^ for another , in the config system to avoid confusion.
1.2
Added --replace-asterisk launch option (along with --about). If you *write like that a lot* the script will convert that into italic.
Fixed an issue where the script would prioritise characters earlier in the config file. If there's a name conflict, it will choose the longer name from the config file.
Characters that use CSS injection are now working.
1.2-fix
Provide a working version of the script.
Added -r as a shortcut for --replace-asterisk
1.3
The character names that were listed in the config are counted and listed in the output.
2.0
Added a new GUI via tkinter with veri kuul music and title name scroll
Removed launch options
The .exe version now has a cute icon <3
3.0
complete recode pretty much from scratch
removed the tkiner ui
added markdown support
moved to a json based config system
added a %_rainbow% tag to make a line rainbow colored
added gui character creator with pyqt5
added a converter to port the old config to the new one for the 1 person that used it
added a way more descriptive readme. still, if you have technical issues, post here or dm me.
It just works
For a full list of features please read the README in the gitlab repo. (scroll down)
The script may be updated in the future. Feedback is appreciated.
Download page
Enjoy.
READ THE DAMN README AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK IF YOU ARE ON THE NEWEST VERSION BEFORE YOU REPORT AN ERROR
Changelog:
Hotfix 1
Fixed the $ ignore function not working.
Hotfix 2
The script now handles UTF-8 properly.
1.1
Simple Commands have been added. (italic, underlining, bold, strikethrough)
The script will only delete $ signs at the beginning of the line.
Changed the ^ for another , in the config system to avoid confusion.
1.2
Added --replace-asterisk launch option (along with --about). If you *write like that a lot* the script will convert that into italic.
Fixed an issue where the script would prioritise characters earlier in the config file. If there's a name conflict, it will choose the longer name from the config file.
Characters that use CSS injection are now working.
1.2-fix
Provide a working version of the script.
Added -r as a shortcut for --replace-asterisk
1.3
The character names that were listed in the config are counted and listed in the output.
2.0
Added a new GUI via tkinter with veri kuul music and title name scroll
Removed launch options
The .exe version now has a cute icon <3
3.0
complete recode pretty much from scratch
removed the tkiner ui
added markdown support
moved to a json based config system
added a %_rainbow% tag to make a line rainbow colored
added gui character creator with pyqt5
added a converter to port the old config to the new one for the 1 person that used it
added a way more descriptive readme. still, if you have technical issues, post here or dm me.
WHY THE FUtfC K WOULD YOU NEED THAT WHEN YOU CAN PROOFREAD YOUR SH ! FT
BLAST TO THE PAWF
convienient
After the direct
On 2025-07-31 at 23:27:43
Ppl are hating on it but that direct was peak.
something's telling me it was because people were expecting to see more nintendo related stuff despite it literally saying PARTNER direct in the thumbnail and title.
Post this if you find sus content
On 2025-08-22 at 19:44:22
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wow this image is so cool!!
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-03-23 at 00:46:52
"hey, this is dougdoug where we solve problems no one has."
1On 2025-03-23 at 00:15:57
"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
where's "MIDTERM!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
11On 2024-10-29 at 22:11:55
"Eh, eh? Vive la France!" *gets 1 hit ko'd*
spy tf2 is no more
On 2024-10-16 at 22:34:55
"we got this before gta 6, we got that before gta 6. how about you make your parents proud before gta 6"
2On 2024-10-13 at 16:55:22
"i do believe i'm on fire"
On 2024-10-12 at 04:02:54
"THE CONTRAPTION"
On 2024-10-06 at 02:08:12
Chat: You're both using the same spoon?
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
i got the whole story memorized but also yes
On 2024-08-03 at 11:27:27
"Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Voice communication is not available for this account. Text communication is not available for this account. Text communication is not available for this account. Text communication is not available for this account. Text communication is not available for this account. Text communication is not available for this account."
On 2024-07-30 at 23:19:02
what you’re about to hear is the most cursed, unholy, and downright wrong quote in all existence, breaking every rule of every site, no, PLACE!
If you can’t handle this quote, look away right now
ready? ok
“The Idea is Simple”
If you can’t handle this quote, look away right now
ready? ok
“The Idea is Simple”
the problem: the idea is too simple.
On 2024-07-30 at 21:12:32
"GO FUCK YOURSELF"
1
1On 2024-06-03 at 12:00:36
"That's delicous!" - Luigi, from Super Mario Advance
On 2024-05-31 at 23:32:51
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
is it bad that i know where this comes from