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Stupid Item Ideas.
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5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-05-20 at 00:28:55
1On 2025-03-08 at 04:19:29
The player deleter is an item that deletes players from the game
i hope you get deleted/j
2On 2025-03-07 at 00:08:24
The Captain Falcon: Turns all your stats to max for this round.
this would probably be more of a hindrance because you would be going too fast to control yourself
2On 2025-03-06 at 22:56:23
The Shotgun
Shoots 3 bullets
one shoots directly where you're aiming at, one will fire 45 degrees to the left of your aim, and the other one will fire 45 degrees to the right of your aim
spins out victims for half a second
rank range: 7th to 12th
On 2025-03-06 at 22:54:29
The vr item is an item that gives you 100,000,000 vr when you get it
and just like that, skill no longer matters again :3
On 2025-03-06 at 22:26:51
The robot item is an item that makes your character get controlled by a cpu for the rest of the rubber race wihout rubber banding, at easy mode speed
we have that but on a timer, it's called bullet bill
On 2025-03-06 at 22:21:51
The crown item is an item that instantly makes you finish in 1st, and you have a 100% chance of getting it in every place
"you wanna play the game? FUCK YOU"
On 2025-03-06 at 22:20:34
Infinite Ice flower that freezes everyone you hit until you get to the next lap
dont give me ideas
Whaddya mean
freezing everyone and then disconnecting, since i havent finished the lap they will be permanently frozen
On 2025-03-06 at 20:32:07
Infinite Ice flower that freezes everyone you hit until you get to the next lap
dont give me ideas
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-04-07 at 01:30:53
"Trying to end me now,
but I'm never slowing down,
not like you could hit me with your
fires or bullets or memes"
but I'm never slowing down,
not like you could hit me with your
fires or bullets or memes"
On 2026-03-19 at 16:43:28
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
uh...tails?
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1On 2026-02-05 at 07:17:49
Don't be a dino-phobe, Luigi. It takes all colours to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
this becomes even funnier when you learn that black is made of ALL colors in the rainbow.
On 2026-01-11 at 13:35:24
"YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER, YOU SONS OF A BITCHES!" - Mario
On 2025-03-23 at 00:46:52
"hey, this is dougdoug where we solve problems no one has."
1On 2025-03-23 at 00:15:57
"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
where's "MIDTERM!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
11On 2024-10-29 at 22:11:55
"Eh, eh? Vive la France!" *gets 1 hit ko'd*
spy tf2 is no more
On 2024-10-16 at 22:34:55
"we got this before gta 6, we got that before gta 6. how about you make your parents proud before gta 6"
2On 2024-10-13 at 16:55:22
"i do believe i'm on fire"
On 2024-10-12 at 04:02:54
"THE CONTRAPTION"
On 2024-10-06 at 02:08:12
Chat: You're both using the same spoon?
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me
i got the whole story memorized but also yes