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5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-05-31 at 23:32:51
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
is it bad that i know where this comes from
On 2024-05-31 at 23:30:41
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-03-12 at 00:57:28
Hammer: when used gives your character a concussion for a lap
what
On 2025-09-21 at 15:03:07
The UNO REVERSE CARD if someone tries to shoot a red shell at you use
yknow that actually sounds balanced
On 2025-08-15 at 05:16:17
The Captain Falcon: Turns all your stats to max for this round.
Another item that is too op
auto-win items should not exist 💀🗑
The crown item is an item that instantly makes you finish in 1st, and you have a 100% chance of getting it in every place
3On 2025-05-20 at 00:28:55
1On 2025-03-08 at 04:19:29
The player deleter is an item that deletes players from the game
i hope you get deleted/j
2On 2025-03-07 at 00:08:24
The Captain Falcon: Turns all your stats to max for this round.
this would probably be more of a hindrance because you would be going too fast to control yourself
2On 2025-03-06 at 22:56:23
The Shotgun
Shoots 3 bullets
one shoots directly where you're aiming at, one will fire 45 degrees to the left of your aim, and the other one will fire 45 degrees to the right of your aim
spins out victims for half a second
rank range: 7th to 12th
On 2025-03-06 at 22:54:29
The vr item is an item that gives you 100,000,000 vr when you get it
and just like that, skill no longer matters again :3
On 2025-03-06 at 22:26:51
The robot item is an item that makes your character get controlled by a cpu for the rest of the rubber race wihout rubber banding, at easy mode speed
we have that but on a timer, it's called bullet bill
On 2025-03-06 at 22:21:51
The crown item is an item that instantly makes you finish in 1st, and you have a 100% chance of getting it in every place
"you wanna play the game? FUCK YOU"
On 2025-03-06 at 22:20:34
Infinite Ice flower that freezes everyone you hit until you get to the next lap
dont give me ideas
Whaddya mean
freezing everyone and then disconnecting, since i havent finished the lap they will be permanently frozen
On 2025-03-06 at 20:32:07
Infinite Ice flower that freezes everyone you hit until you get to the next lap
dont give me ideas
(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2026-07-05 at 21:31:41
I give a life to bowser and in exchange life is fair for specifically and only me
Anyone who you are friends or family with IMMEDIATELY dies.
i give a life to bowser and in exchange i can actually focus on my projects for once
1On 2026-02-26 at 03:41:19
Wish granted, but the person he donated it to donated it back to him.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
But you'll tie at every competition.
I give a life to Bowser just beacuse
your chances of hiccuping whenever you mention food or something food related increases by 45%
i give bowser a 1 up, and in exchange i'll FINALLY STOP HAVING BAD LUCK!!!!! YEAAAAA
Wish granted but it only lasts for a minute
nevermind
On 2026-02-26 at 02:27:50
Wish granted, but the person he donated it to donated it back to him.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
But you'll tie at every competition.
I give a life to Bowser just beacuse
your chances of hiccuping whenever you mention food or something food related increases by 45%
i give bowser a 1 up, and in exchange i'll FINALLY STOP HAVING BAD LUCK!!!!! YEAAAAA
Previous usernames
On 2026-06-25 at 15:13:34
changed my username to "TotallyAKirby" once as part of a joke
1On 2026-06-25 at 15:13:02
My previous username was @Master_of_disaster, but it was too corny for me, so I chose a much better one
i misread that as master_of_diabetes
3How MKPC TRIGGERS you.
On 2026-01-11 at 13:31:41
you're telling me they have dk in this but NOT HONEY QUEEN?????
(also remember when this was a satire forum)
(also remember when this was a satire forum)