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Name: Noob

Colour: Orange

Appearance: A boy with brown hair and eyes, who looks to be around 15 years and old and is 5’9. Wearing a pair of shorts and a t shirt with a plate carrier overtop of it.

Species: Human male

Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends. I like to read mostly fantasy and sci-fi books. I enjoy playing video games, my favourite genres are adventure, shooter and platformers. I enjoy to listen to music that my friends often clown on for being to old (it’s mainly from this 60’s and 70’s)

Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet. I have very good eyesight and dim light looks like day to me and night looks like dim light. I am skilled with most weapon types.

Weaknesses: I am vulnerable to magical attacks because I do not possess any magic to defend myself with. Extreme hot or cold weather will weaken my abilities, being sleep deprived will as well.

Moral alignment: chaotic good

Hero or villain: Hero

People who claim to be pro free speech but try to paint any opinions that disagree with there’s as hateful and wrong are annoying. Freedom of speech means that you can say whatever you want and you won’t face legal repercussions. This does not mean you can’t get in trouble for what you say at school or work though, or banned off of social media. Now I don’t think most people deserve to be deplatformed but it is up to the company that owns the platform to make the rules. Doesn’t mean they are good rules and people can’t complain about them. So yeah free speech is vital but it does not mean you can’t face non legal repercussions for what you say. And people who try and use free speech for only themselves and say that opposing views are not allowed are stupid. As long as nobody makes direct threats to someone everything is ok, because although I might disagree with something someone says ill defend there right to say it. Cuz the day it becomes illegal to say it, is the day free speech dies. Obviously I’d disagree with them if they said some outrageous shit but I’d defend the fact that they should be allowed to be a dumbass.
So I guess to summarize, free speech goes both ways, I have the right to speak and you have the right to disagree. Though neither of us have the right to take away the others right to speak.

Mario is stronk therefore he solos ezzz, Mario claps sonics Cheeks and not even a chance.NO DIFFFF!!!!

Sonic gib maro blowjob1!1!1!1!

Mario, nothing against sonic but I grew up playing Mario games and I’ve hardly ever played a sonic game. I think the only one I played was some port of the first game on my DS.

Yes I have some, here it is!

All right here’s an Ak, Glock-19, grenades, plate carrier, plate armour, ammo and mags.
Oh and here’s the MP5 and HK416 (I have it since I got all AR platform rifles, although the 416 might not be a AR varient because it has a short stroke piston from the G36 family but idk I’m not that smart) I’m pretty that’s one of the last MP5’s I got left since HK doesn’t like supporting the civilian market, so they’re more hard to come by. Oh I almost forgot about the scope. I had one in the back, here you go. Enjoy your purchase!

Hello, can I have one bionuke please

Alright here you go!

Yes I have both but they aren’t for sale, they are part of my personal collection

Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.

May I place an order for a taco and a glass of poison mushroom juice please?

Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

I searched it up and apparently it’s the Brazilian equivalent of writing hahaha, I’ve seen it before in many countryball comics also.

Holy shit Olimar based!1!1!1!

-What if there were no taxes 😎👍

- what it I wasn't wanted by the federal government

-What if you could transport yourself into a game and be the character

- what if nukes are launched right now and everything you know and love will be destroyed

- what if the knight in clash royale didn’t have good stats for the cost

- what if Phoenix Wright wasn’t the ace attorney

- what if you better not call Saul

- what if life isn’t Roblox


- what if Arthur Morgan didn’t get tuberculosis in RDR2

- what if Shepherd didn’t kill ghost and roach in MW2 2009

There’s a lot of good Mario Kart songs but here’s a few of my favourites in no particular order. N64 Yoshi Valley MK8 version, N64 Rainbow Road MK8 version, Toads factory, N64 Choco Mountain MKDS version, MKWii Title Screen, MKWii Staff Credits 2, Hyrule Circuit, GCN Mario Circuit MKWii version and Wario’s Gold Mine.

GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE