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5133 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-11-07 at 01:21:35
TBH as an American I hate my country and I dont go out because I do t want people to think I just have a gun lying around I'm underage why the fuck would I have one
Also guess who back back again I'm back by Unpopular demand!
Also guess who back back again I'm back by Unpopular demand!
Wait I’m confused you don’t go out because you think people will think you have a gun lying around? If your outside then how would you have a gun lying around? I mean you could be concealed carrying but I believe you have to be 21 to get a concealed carry license. Also if you ment having a gun lying around in your house then yeah that’s stupid, it should be stored in a safe location. The only exception would be keeping a handgun in your nightstand drawer or something for home defence. But other than that everything should be in a safe.
[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos
On 2023-07-23 at 04:14:46
Engineer: The easy way is that I kill you with this ray gun. The hard way is that I kill you with this ray gun.
You’re tellin me that this engineer is smart enough to build a UFO but can’t even build a pack a punch machine for his ray gun?? Clearly he’s not that bright after all, bet bro didn’t even pop juggernog or stamin-up 🙄
On 2023-07-01 at 15:33:52
Episode 4: A Miracle
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
I loved it because I'm cringe and that's based
Cringe and basedpilled 😎👍
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1On 2023-06-06 at 21:00:14
Dark: No! Noob broke the fourth wall.
Just wat until I brak the 5th wal1!1!1!1! 🤯🤯😨😨😱😱😎😎😎
3On 2023-05-02 at 02:43:38
Dark: So DMing me every time I’m online isn’t annoying?
Illuzion trying not to DM everyone who’s online challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
5What are you guys greatfull for?
On 2023-11-23 at 16:52:02
I’m thankful for my friends, my family, and Fortnite going back to the og map 💯🗣🗣🔥🔥💯🗣🗣💯🔥🗣
Thanksgiving Track Contest!
On 2023-11-25 at 06:36:34
People who use the Gigachad/sigma/alpha shit to describe themselves are a huge red flag tho
I mean I’ll say I’m a sigma or something ironically because the term is stupid, but people who actually believe they are any of those things are usually the exact opposite
1On 2023-11-23 at 04:30:17
Gobble Gobble!
Thanksgiving is near the corner, so let's make a track contest! Make a thanksgiving themed track, and I will rank the top 12 after the grand feast!
Thanksgiving is near the corner, so let's make a track contest! Make a thanksgiving themed track, and I will rank the top 12 after the grand feast!
Are you kidding? TWO days to make a track? I can't even do one in a week 💀
He he he..... useless little weakling
Me:
AngelGirlEremiya:
I have depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjack therefore your argument is invalid!1!2!
44MK8DX New Meta
On 2023-04-20 at 22:53:21
I have a huge Mario kart 8 deluxe tournament at my school tomorrow and my entire grade is counting on me to win. There are high expectations for me to win. You guys know what the best combos are for 150cc offline? And what the best combos are for mario?
I’m not kidding when I’m saying this but mario standard is a good combo
Yeah, I don’t know much about the meta but I do know that Mario standard is actually good.
11Favorite FNF Mod
On 2023-08-10 at 23:29:56
THEY GOT A HIDDEN TALENT!!!!!! THEY SHOULD KEEP IT HIDDEN 🔥
32MKPC OC Commissions :)
On 2023-09-25 at 06:30:22
Could you do me please?
I’d like mine to be like the other ones so the Canadian flag in they background and me in front of it. I guess I need a description of myself then, well I’ve got brown hair and brown eyes. I’d probably be wearing shorts and a t shirt or jogging pants and a long sleeve shirt/hoodie. Really any casual clothes work for me tbh.
EDIT: If it’s possible could you some how incorporate shy guy into the pfp. Like a shy guy shirt or hoodie.
I’d like mine to be like the other ones so the Canadian flag in they background and me in front of it. I guess I need a description of myself then, well I’ve got brown hair and brown eyes. I’d probably be wearing shorts and a t shirt or jogging pants and a long sleeve shirt/hoodie. Really any casual clothes work for me tbh.
EDIT: If it’s possible could you some how incorporate shy guy into the pfp. Like a shy guy shirt or hoodie.
1[Fanfic] ~ MKPC Archipel (2023 edition)
On 2023-09-16 at 16:40:12
If it is possible, can I join with the colour purple 
?
?Can I use violet or blueviolet ? That way it will e easier to tell you and Illu apart
Blueviolet would be absolutely splendid.
Perfect then, also it's all thanks to Illu, he found a lot of colors like goldenrod and all of this stuff, making it easier for fanfics to have different colors without using weird ass codes
Oh I'm really sorry I forgot again what a dumbass
You're not a dumbass I just care too much for pronouns lol
Enough about pronouns, it’s time for noobnouns!1!1 😎
65On 2023-08-30 at 02:03:18
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Appearance: A boy with brown hair and eyes, who looks to be around 15 years and old and is 5’9. Wearing a pair of shorts and a t shirt with a plate carrier overtop of it.
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends. I like to read mostly fantasy and sci-fi books. I enjoy playing video games, my favourite genres are adventure, shooter and platformers. I enjoy to listen to music that my friends often clown on for being to old (it’s mainly from this 60’s and 70’s)
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet
Colour: Orange
Appearance: A boy with brown hair and eyes, who looks to be around 15 years and old and is 5’9. Wearing a pair of shorts and a t shirt with a plate carrier overtop of it.
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends. I like to read mostly fantasy and sci-fi books. I enjoy playing video games, my favourite genres are adventure, shooter and platformers. I enjoy to listen to music that my friends often clown on for being to old (it’s mainly from this 60’s and 70’s)
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet
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1What game are you playing right now?
On 2023-10-06 at 03:07:59
Just beat Mafia and there’s only one thing to say, Mr. Saileri sends his regards
On 2023-10-04 at 18:23:29
Mario Party 8
Mario party 8 is so good, I had so much fun playing it at my friends house. I wish I owned it so I could play it again.
11On 2023-10-04 at 15:01:43
Just post whatever game you’ve been playing recently. For me I just started playing Mafia definitive edition and it’s quite good. The story’s interesting and the driving and gunplay feel good. The only thing that I don’t like is that there isn’t much weapons to chose from but it’s not that big of an issue. If you are one of the people who think that RDR3 should take place in the 1920’s or 30’s than just play this game, cuz RDR3 should not be a mafia game.
What’s your favorite nickname someone has given you and how did you get it?
On 2023-11-11 at 02:49:44
some of my friends call me Gayden. I made so many extremely homosexual remarks to them (as a joke ofc) so that’s how I got it. More recently one of them has stared to call me gay boy because of my little “obsession” with femboys 💯
1What are your favorites drinks
On 2023-11-09 at 13:57:33
Orange Sumol
Lemon Pedras
Water (the goat)
Lemon Pedras
Water (the goat)
11/!\ Advent Calendar / Calendrier de l'avent !
On 2023-11-05 at 14:33:40
I am interested too. Instead of being a gay teddy bear spammer, I'll be a gay Mariah Carey spammer.
I'll be a bisexual Mariah Carey spammer. We can be cock sucking Mariah army. @Noob68 you in?
Will there be femboys?? Cuz I’ll be in if there is! Maybe they’ll share their clothes with me so I can be cute like them!!!
I have this guy
It’s a deal, I’m in
On 2023-11-05 at 05:03:54
I am interested too. Instead of being a gay teddy bear spammer, I'll be a gay Mariah Carey spammer.
I'll be a bisexual Mariah Carey spammer. We can be cock sucking Mariah army. @Noob68 you in?
Will there be femboys?? Cuz I’ll be in if there is! Maybe they’ll share their clothes with me so I can be cute like them!!!