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Chapter 6: Friends and a New Plan
Alien Leader: DAMMIT! THOSE PUNY BITCHES BROKE THE CHIPS, NOW WE CAN'T USE THEM AS SERVANTS, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!!!
Adviser: Sir, you don't have to worry, remember when we visited the graveyard in our planet? I grabbed an evil alien ghost. We can use it to possess it.
Alien Leader: Ah yes! We shall possess them with the ghost! What a wonderful idea I've made.
Adviser: Sometimes in life, I still wonder what I exist.
Alien Leader: So where's the ghost?
Adviser: In the science room of the cave.
He grabs the jar and releases the ghost.
Ghost: Who has woken me up from my slumber?
Alien Leader: Hello, you're currently in planet...ok I don't give a crap about the name. So I want you to possess one of these people in this picture. *shows picture* Then make em do badass stuff by kicking their ass.
Ghost: Okay, what do I get in return?
Alien Leader: Some grass for you to touch.
Ghost: Ok, I'm gonna go now, adios mfs.
Meanwhile, the gang made a makeshift raft and a few oars from the airship's wood and rowed away into the sea. After 4 hours of no food, no water, and constant rowing, they've arrived at the GCN Yoshi Circuit port where ER Mac and Kid were staying.
Osc: Finally, we arrived at Yoshi Circuit. Now I can buy some food and a bo'oh o' wa'er.
TheOuchy1: Home sweet home.
Fiery: Let's go to the supermarket. I'll pay.
ER Mac is talking with kid in the supermarket.
ER Mac: So then, I told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'M KICKING YO A-oh hey guys, didn't see you guys😅
IlluZhion: Hello ER Mac, hello kid, what're you guys doing here?
ER Mac: I live here and kid came here for vacation. Want to go to my house? We're heading back since it's dusk.
Popplio: Sure, I'm starving right now! Let's go!
After eating dinner and watching random shows on YouTube, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, this happened...
BOOM!!!
Lely: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Ssg: I'm scared...
Kid: It looks like a UFO crashed in to someone's house...all the aliens died except for 1, he's terrorizing the city.
Max: We have to evacuate. Nudge, K, kill that alien.
Nudge: DIE!!! *massive shooting*
Alien dies
K: He died, COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE SATISFACTION KILL THAT ALIEN?!
Nudge: No.
Popplio: I'll extinguish the fire. Water Gun!!!
Dietsoda: Let's head back to sleep.
At 4:30am...Max wakes up
Max: *Yawns* Jeez, it's pretty dark outside...what time is it??? *looks at clock* WTF?! 4:30AM?!
StarSplizz: Gm Max.
Dark: Gm man.
Max: What the heck? You guys are already awake.
StarSplizz: I just went to piss, I'm going back to sleep. Gn.
Dark: I wake up hella early, depends on my body when I wanna sleep. I was gonna go for an early morning walk. Wanna come? I got a flashlight.
Max: Sure.
Dark and Max left the house. Unluckily for them, the ghost had just arrived at Yoshi Circuit and sees them walking.
Ghost: I see that demon and that...foxgirl thing??? Eh whatever, I'll just eenie meenie minee mo to choose who to possess.
The ghost rushes at Dark and Max and enters Max's body.
Max: Dark, I feel weir-*Falls to the ground*
Dark: Oh my god!!! Are you ok Max??? Are you breathing? Do you need air support? Speak to me...MAX, MAX, MAX!!!
Max: D-Dar-Dark, I'm being pos-.
Max stands up, ready to attack Dark...
Dark: You're? Oh hey you're back. We better head back before you-*gets kicked* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone in ER Mac's house hears Dark's scream for help.
Noob: Was that Dark?
Osc: What if he's in danger? We must save him!
StarSplizz: Actually, Max and Dark took a morning walk.
Lely: MAX?! WHAT IF HE'S ALSO IN DANGER? HURRY!!!
They ran as fast as they could and saw Max going to punch Dark who's on the floor
Dark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU INSANE?
Max: Fool! I never wanted you as a friend...you're just a stupid little mf that somehow existed in my life.
Nudge: MAX?! ARE YOU OK???
Max: Shut up. I'm going to finish this devil and send him to where he came from, hell.
IlluZhion: Oh hell nah!!! YOU AIN'T GETTING CLOSE TO HIM!!! *Kicks Max*
Dark: Thanks.
Fiery: Dark's badly bruised. He might have to be taken to the hospital. Is Max mind controlled?
Noob: No...his eyes aren't red...what's with him anyways...
Max: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET KICKING ME!!!
Max uses telekinesis to levitate objects to throw them at the gang. Totally didn't search what powers Senko has
TheOuchy1: Max is going crazy, now he's using telekinesis to yeet all of those stuff towards us!!!
Osc: We must escape!!! We might get hit!!!
Everyone runs away except for Lely
Kid: LELY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lely: It's risky...but...I'm gonna calm Max down.
Fiery: Are you stupid?! you might die!!!
Lely: I'm gonna try anyways!!! Max, chill down. You don't have to fight! What's wrong with you?
Max: You dare to act brave? You have made a big mistake.
Lely: Max, please! Tell me! Is that even you?
Max: It's me. You're just being a fool!
Lely: Max, you're not acting yourself, please come back to your senses.
Max: I'M DONE WASTING TIME, I'M GOING TO END YOU.
Max levitates with his fist headed towards Lely, Lely is in a state of shock that she can't move. What happens to Lely. Will Max be free from the ghost. Find out on Chapter 7...

Did you claim the games on the PS Plus collection before it went away in may 9th? There was some great games like The Last of Us and God of War on there, it’d be a shame if you missed out on them.

I’ve gotten Minecraft and Subnautica platinum. The funny thing is that you don’t need to get all of Minecraft’s trophies to get platinum, you only need the ones that were in the game at launch.

Same as you. Going to platinum Miles Morales next

Episode 4: A Miracle

By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.

Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.

Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?

Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.

ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…

Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.

IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.

And so they walked, and walked, and walked…

Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.

After walking for 3 minutes…

Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!

The guards go in base.

Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.

After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.

K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.

After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.

Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.

The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.

Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!

Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.

Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.

Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.

???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!

Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…

???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!

Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.

???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.

They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe