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MKPC Skits

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(This is actually a sneak peek into a few lines that I may use in Episode 4 of MKPC Battle (okay so obviously I'll alter them to fit the context of the episode, also I decided I'll change the name since the battle aspect would become far too stale over time) anyway this is how people would act if they were the complete opposite (oh shit I think Lely's gonna get inside my walls for doing this)):

Nudge: I'm in love with Lely, I'm not a misogynist, I hate sarcasm and Max is the best moderator
Chilli: KirbyBoy is my best friend, I'm mature, I wouldn't apologize if I did something wrong and Yoshis suck
Princess: I'm single, I hate everyone, life's fine and I'm not flirtatious to the point it's hard to tell whether I'm being platonic or romantic in day-to-day conversation, oh yeah and I don't have dissociative identity disorder
Max: I'm completely calm over any rating below 5/5, I don't cause a row over one of my tracks, I don't have a furry pfp and I'm perfectly fine
Cringeh: I don't simp for the Nepal countryball and the nerd emoji, and it was not the theory of MisterCringeh
Osc: I'm not sus and I hate Chihiro Fujisaki from the shitty ass game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Lely: I'm colder than the ice my shitty penguins live on, I treat everyone like shit and nobody calls me a crybaby, also K-pop is ass and essays are annoying
SYK: I'm mature and I hate people who visit the site and I don't care if someone gets banned
D4rk: I don't like TikTok and my classmates are perfectly normal
Noob: The cops are chill and I hate femboys
Krazey: My ideas aren't subjective in the slightest and I don't try to force my ideas down other people's throats
Pigeon: I don't argue with Nudge and I don't say everyone sucks for no reason, I don't create 69420 alts and I'm mature
Daisanko: Music sucks, end of
Nodac: I hate people but I love Maxence Brossard and I'm not racist


I have no issues with federal agents in the slightest ☺️👍
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Guys what if it was MKPC skirts instead of skits, that would be cool I think
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2023 - A year in review

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Noob68 wrote:
This year was good but I’ve been struggling the last few months.



i like boys
Dw cob-omb accepts you like you are.



Wow!! That’s great to hear!1!1!1

Yeah my evil twin Cob-Omb may be evil but he ain't homophobic


I can be homophobic and gay at the same time, quite the dilemma if I do say so myself
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Noob68 wrote:
This year was good but I’ve been struggling the last few months.



i like boys
Dw cob-omb accepts you like you are.


Wow!! That’s great to hear!1!1!1
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This year was good but I’ve been struggling the last few months.



i like boys

is piracy legal in your country?

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>WHAT???? how DARE you download games for free!! you will get LOCKED AWAY in the SHADOW REALM for ETERNITY!!!!!!1
guys, im not gonna get f-d over by the fbi. the fbi is only a american thing i think and even if Vučić does find out about this, he wont do anything.
the one good thing he would do

stop with the cringe ahh 4chan posts 💀💀💀


I guarantee that bro hasn’t even gone on 4chan before, he just sees reuploaded 4chan posts and is like, I wanna be cool like these fellas. Unfortunately he is not cool and neither are 4chan users.

How many Greek players are there on mkpc

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shadowo wrote:
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There’s a lot of gayreeks on here, including myself 💯🔥

https://i.postimg.cc/15LsYqS4/BC22738-A-D20-A-4-D5-A-98-BB-BCEF292-B8388.jpg

Ummmmm:s


Do you not even know your own country’s joke, must a west*id like me explain it?
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There’s a lot of gayreeks on here, including myself 💯🔥

https://i.postimg.cc/15LsYqS4/BC22738-A-D20-A-4-D5-A-98-BB-BCEF292-B8388.jpg
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Who’s your favorite character in anything Nintendo!

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Lelyyyyyy wrote:
I'd say Rosalina cause I love her back story, she's also a nice character to be fair. And no, I don't have a Tumblr account filled with pics and fanfictions of her. I just like her personnality, and she's linked to something that attracts me more : the blue, the stars, the galaxy etc.
this definitively isnt me justifying myself for being a rosalina stan


Rosalinda mak me pp go hard moad1!!11! 🤯🤯🤯
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40KsKool68 wrote:
Donkey Kong. He's a hilarious gorilla with a funny story.

Also I'm kind of TOTK obsessed so... Hestu? Maybe? Perhaps.


Hestu is such a goofy fella definitely a great character. It’s unfortunate that Kass didn’t appear in TOTK like Hestu did.
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Luigi’s my favourite
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[FANFIC] Zombie Survival

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Name: Noob

Colour: Orange

Personality: pretty smart but sometimes lacks common sense. Also he’s quite
optimistic and won’t give up hope about overcoming what ever challenge he’s faced with.

Species: Shy Guy

Abilities: footsteps are very quiet and he’s able to blend in with his surroundings extremely well. Also can feel the enemy’s presence when they are near.
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[Fanfic] Alien Invasion

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Chapter 6: Friends and a New Plan
Alien Leader: DAMMIT! THOSE PUNY BITCHES BROKE THE CHIPS, NOW WE CAN'T USE THEM AS SERVANTS, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!!!
Adviser: Sir, you don't have to worry, remember when we visited the graveyard in our planet? I grabbed an evil alien ghost. We can use it to possess it.
Alien Leader: Ah yes! We shall possess them with the ghost! What a wonderful idea I've made.
Adviser: Sometimes in life, I still wonder what I exist.
Alien Leader: So where's the ghost?
Adviser: In the science room of the cave.
He grabs the jar and releases the ghost.
Ghost: Who has woken me up from my slumber?
Alien Leader: Hello, you're currently in planet...ok I don't give a crap about the name. So I want you to possess one of these people in this picture. *shows picture* Then make em do badass stuff by kicking their ass.
Ghost: Okay, what do I get in return?
Alien Leader: Some grass for you to touch.
Ghost: Ok, I'm gonna go now, adios mfs.
Meanwhile, the gang made a makeshift raft and a few oars from the airship's wood and rowed away into the sea. After 4 hours of no food, no water, and constant rowing, they've arrived at the GCN Yoshi Circuit port where ER Mac and Kid were staying.
Osc: Finally, we arrived at Yoshi Circuit. Now I can buy some food and a bo'oh o' wa'er.
TheOuchy1: Home sweet home.
Fiery: Let's go to the supermarket. I'll pay.
ER Mac is talking with kid in the supermarket.
ER Mac: So then, I told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'M KICKING YO A-oh hey guys, didn't see you guys😅
IlluZhion: Hello ER Mac, hello kid, what're you guys doing here?
ER Mac: I live here and kid came here for vacation. Want to go to my house? We're heading back since it's dusk.
Popplio: Sure, I'm starving right now! Let's go!
After eating dinner and watching random shows on YouTube, they went to bed. In the middle of the night, this happened...
BOOM!!!
Lely: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Ssg: I'm scared...
Kid: It looks like a UFO crashed in to someone's house...all the aliens died except for 1, he's terrorizing the city.
Max: We have to evacuate. Nudge, K, kill that alien.
Nudge: DIE!!! *massive shooting*
Alien dies
K: He died, COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVEN ME THE SATISFACTION KILL THAT ALIEN?!
Nudge: No.
Popplio: I'll extinguish the fire. Water Gun!!!
Dietsoda: Let's head back to sleep.
At 4:30am...Max wakes up
Max: *Yawns* Jeez, it's pretty dark outside...what time is it??? *looks at clock* WTF?! 4:30AM?!
StarSplizz: Gm Max.
Dark: Gm man.
Max: What the heck? You guys are already awake.
StarSplizz: I just went to piss, I'm going back to sleep. Gn.
Dark: I wake up hella early, depends on my body when I wanna sleep. I was gonna go for an early morning walk. Wanna come? I got a flashlight.
Max: Sure.
Dark and Max left the house. Unluckily for them, the ghost had just arrived at Yoshi Circuit and sees them walking.
Ghost: I see that demon and that...foxgirl thing??? Eh whatever, I'll just eenie meenie minee mo to choose who to possess.
The ghost rushes at Dark and Max and enters Max's body.
Max: Dark, I feel weir-*Falls to the ground*
Dark: Oh my god!!! Are you ok Max??? Are you breathing? Do you need air support? Speak to me...MAX, MAX, MAX!!!
Max: D-Dar-Dark, I'm being pos-.
Max stands up, ready to attack Dark...
Dark: You're? Oh hey you're back. We better head back before you-*gets kicked* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone in ER Mac's house hears Dark's scream for help.
Noob: Was that Dark?
Osc: What if he's in danger? We must save him!
StarSplizz: Actually, Max and Dark took a morning walk.
Lely: MAX?! WHAT IF HE'S ALSO IN DANGER? HURRY!!!
They ran as fast as they could and saw Max going to punch Dark who's on the floor
Dark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU INSANE?
Max: Fool! I never wanted you as a friend...you're just a stupid little mf that somehow existed in my life.
Nudge: MAX?! ARE YOU OK???
Max: Shut up. I'm going to finish this devil and send him to where he came from, hell.
IlluZhion: Oh hell nah!!! YOU AIN'T GETTING CLOSE TO HIM!!! *Kicks Max*
Dark: Thanks.
Fiery: Dark's badly bruised. He might have to be taken to the hospital. Is Max mind controlled?
Noob: No...his eyes aren't red...what's with him anyways...
Max: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET KICKING ME!!!
Max uses telekinesis to levitate objects to throw them at the gang. Totally didn't search what powers Senko has
TheOuchy1: Max is going crazy, now he's using telekinesis to yeet all of those stuff towards us!!!
Osc: We must escape!!! We might get hit!!!
Everyone runs away except for Lely
Kid: LELY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lely: It's risky...but...I'm gonna calm Max down.
Fiery: Are you stupid?! you might die!!!
Lely: I'm gonna try anyways!!! Max, chill down. You don't have to fight! What's wrong with you?
Max: You dare to act brave? You have made a big mistake.
Lely: Max, please! Tell me! Is that even you?
Max: It's me. You're just being a fool!
Lely: Max, you're not acting yourself, please come back to your senses.
Max: I'M DONE WASTING TIME, I'M GOING TO END YOU.
Max levitates with his fist headed towards Lely, Lely is in a state of shock that she can't move. What happens to Lely. Will Max be free from the ghost. Find out on Chapter 7...

3 lines :} but that aside good episode


You’re lucky I only got 2…. :(
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Chapter 4: In The Airship
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail:s
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.

Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???


Pretty good fic so far, and my lines are very good. ;)
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Name: Noob

Colour: orange

Species: Shy Guy

Personality: I’m pretty smart but sometimes lacks common sense, I’m funny and like to joke around with friends. I’m pretty optimistic and will hope for the best.
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Introductions/Leavings

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Hello, I am 40KsKool68, a warhammer addict who uses an out-of-date tribute in his nickname


Wow useng oudated tribue is so stewpid!2’!1!1! 😂😂😂😂
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Noob68 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
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I’m now out of the McnaldsDo chain so gonna introduce myself before shit goes real. (Shit became real before I finished typing this up)
I am Fiery and I am a guy that stans Ace Attorney (No matter how much I hate to admit it) and likes Mario, Sonic, Kirby, Fall Guys and Among Us. (I’m one of the sane people that doesn’t shove it in your face 25/8 )I am a huge fan of Toad, and have a wide range of friends here knowing that some of them might not consider me their friends. I play frequently on my iPad, Nintendo Switch, and Playstation 5. (I just got my first platinum trophy on the PS5!)

What game did you platinum? I was able to get the one on Astro's Playroom.

Same as you. Going to platinum Miles Morales next

I'm trying to platinum Sackboy: A big adventure now.


I’ve gotten Minecraft and Subnautica platinum. The funny thing is that you don’t need to get all of Minecraft’s trophies to get platinum, you only need the ones that were in the game at launch.

After Miles Morales I’m downloading some games on PS Plus for a Platinum, or I’ll just try out Fall Guys’ platinum.


Did you claim the games on the PS Plus collection before it went away in may 9th? There was some great games like The Last of Us and God of War on there, it’d be a shame if you missed out on them.


I missed out unfortunately, but I don't even have PlayStation Plus, my friend who's a YouTuber however, he has it but idk if he was all that interested with claiming the games.


Oh that’s too bad, the special collection is gone now but they still give 2 free games a month so that’s nice. Basically half the games I have on my PlayStation are from PS Plus 💀
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Fiery wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
I’m now out of the McnaldsDo chain so gonna introduce myself before shit goes real. (Shit became real before I finished typing this up)
I am Fiery and I am a guy that stans Ace Attorney (No matter how much I hate to admit it) and likes Mario, Sonic, Kirby, Fall Guys and Among Us. (I’m one of the sane people that doesn’t shove it in your face 25/8 )I am a huge fan of Toad, and have a wide range of friends here knowing that some of them might not consider me their friends. I play frequently on my iPad, Nintendo Switch, and Playstation 5. (I just got my first platinum trophy on the PS5!)

What game did you platinum? I was able to get the one on Astro's Playroom.

Same as you. Going to platinum Miles Morales next

I'm trying to platinum Sackboy: A big adventure now.


I’ve gotten Minecraft and Subnautica platinum. The funny thing is that you don’t need to get all of Minecraft’s trophies to get platinum, you only need the ones that were in the game at launch.

After Miles Morales I’m downloading some games on PS Plus for a Platinum, or I’ll just try out Fall Guys’ platinum.


Did you claim the games on the PS Plus collection before it went away in may 9th? There was some great games like The Last of Us and God of War on there, it’d be a shame if you missed out on them.
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xrunner48 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
I’m now out of the McnaldsDo chain so gonna introduce myself before shit goes real. (Shit became real before I finished typing this up)
I am Fiery and I am a guy that stans Ace Attorney (No matter how much I hate to admit it) and likes Mario, Sonic, Kirby, Fall Guys and Among Us. (I’m one of the sane people that doesn’t shove it in your face 25/8 )I am a huge fan of Toad, and have a wide range of friends here knowing that some of them might not consider me their friends. I play frequently on my iPad, Nintendo Switch, and Playstation 5. (I just got my first platinum trophy on the PS5!)

What game did you platinum? I was able to get the one on Astro's Playroom.

Same as you. Going to platinum Miles Morales next

I'm trying to platinum Sackboy: A big adventure now.


I’ve gotten Minecraft and Subnautica platinum. The funny thing is that you don’t need to get all of Minecraft’s trophies to get platinum, you only need the ones that were in the game at launch.
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Share your experience in the country you live in

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No Cap living in America is built diffrent like you have freedom and crap cool


Every country in the world is in some way shape or form tyrannical, including the US. Although obviously some countries are worse than others.

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