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5133 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-04-18 at 17:26:21
I had an idea to make an interactive case in the Case Maker using MKPC users as the characters. like we do in the courtroom cases, but playable!
I'll need:
A Victim
A Judge
A Defense Attorney (AKA the player character)
The Defense Counsel (Optional)
A Prosecutor
A few Witnesses
Some extra Characters (Won't appear in court, but can be talked to in investigations)
Also, some motivation would be helpful (I don't want this to get cancelled)
If you want to join, show me a drawing/png of what I should base the charcter off, then I'll draw it in Pixilart
[Insert Other Information that I may have forgotten Here]
I'll need:
A Victim
A Judge
A Defense Attorney (AKA the player character)
The Defense Counsel (Optional)
A Prosecutor
A few Witnesses
Some extra Characters (Won't appear in court, but can be talked to in investigations)
Also, some motivation would be helpful (I don't want this to get cancelled)
If you want to join, show me a drawing/png of what I should base the charcter off, then I'll draw it in Pixilart
[Insert Other Information that I may have forgotten Here]
Can I join? (When you make my character it doesn’t need to include the DS, it can be a regular shy guy)
On 2023-02-13 at 22:38:18
What time is the trial at tomorrow? If it’s after 3:30 P.M Canadian I’ll join as a witness.
On 2023-02-13 at 17:41:43
I keep getting disconnected from the objection.lol because of my school’s wifi so I’m probably not able to participate, sorry guys.
1What is your favorite Food?
Make fun of players
On 2024-01-25 at 16:51:19
Noob Players harrasing you for drift boosting (They suck at the game and don't know how to do it):
I’m the only Noob round these parts pal, can’t believe you’d try to slander me like this. Mark my words you won’t get away with it. You’ll be sleeping with the fishies in no time.
[Fanfic] MKPCvers3 Season 3 : Light of Hope
On 2023-07-21 at 03:46:27
The government is at a loss for measures and words...
The government after reading my highly detailed plan on how to overthrow them but I put “in Minecraft” after it so they can’t do anything about it, then hearing the signature click klack of a mossberg 500 shotgun loaded with 12 gauge slugs behind them.
1On 2023-07-16 at 05:47:31
Dietsoda : We die in the dark so you can live in the light.
I like this quote, sounds pretty cool. It also reminds me of another quote that has a similar meaning “We get dirty, and the world stays clean”. Which is said by Captain Price in COD MW2019 💀
2On 2023-05-05 at 19:29:28
Is it ok if I also join?
Of course, I'll need a color (it will be approximative though because colors can't overlap), a personnality and all of the stuff that comes with it (especially species and abilities) However, that's a lot to handle, 35 members ugh
So here's a disclaimer : In some episodes, some people won't have any lines, it changes depending on the episode, because having to be pressured to at least give one line to everyone is so annoying.
Ok here’s all my info. Also it’s ok if I don’t get much lines, It’s kinda my fault for joining so late. 😅
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Species: Shy Guy
Personality: I can be smart in a logical way but I have a severe lack of common sense. I don’t wish to hurt others but I will do whatever it takes to protect myself, and my friends. I can be quite shy around new people but if once I get to know them I become more outgoing. I’m usually optimistic about completing whatever task I’m doing, and I like to joke around with friends.
Abilities: I’m a expert marksman and I rarely miss a shot, I’m also always wearing a plate carrier for protection. I’m incredibly good at blending in with my soundings, and my footsteps are extremely quiet
1On 2023-05-05 at 13:56:30
Is it ok if I also join?
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1If MatPat were to stay, what theory would you want him to do?
On 2024-01-28 at 08:13:52
matpat fans when they pat mat idk I never watched him
They like giving him head pats
Of course you twist that in a gay way I genuinely didn't even think about the implications of that
I can’t help it I just can’t stop thinking about shit like this, there’s genuinely something wrong with me 😭
On 2024-01-28 at 00:27:40
I don't even know who he is
Matthew Robert Patrick (born November 15, 1986), better known as MatPat, is an American YouTuber and internet personality. He is the creator of the YouTube series Game Theory, and its spin-off series Film Theory, Food Theory, and Style Theory, each analyzing various video games, films alongside TV series and web series, food, and fashion respectively. Each of the different series are posted on individual channels, each named after the respective series. In addition to the creation of his channels, Patrick narrates the majority of the videos that are presented on his channels.
Patrick has also created the gaming channel GTLive and hosted the YouTube Premium series MatPat's Game Lab and the 2023 Streamy Awards. As of September 2023, Patrick has amassed over 40 million subscribers, as well as over eight billion total views across all five of his channels. On January 9, 2024, Patrick announced that he would depart from hosting the channels on March 9, but would still make appearances until mid-2024.[1]
Early life and education
Matthew Robert Patrick[5] was born on November 15, 1986,[6] in Medina, Ohio.[7]: 02:00 He was nicknamed "MatPat" by his friends in sixth grade. An only child, Patrick was interested in video games, theater and school early on.[7]: 01:50–03:20 He was the valedictorian of his high school and received an academic scholarship to Duke University,[8] graduating in 2009 with a double major in theater and psychology with a concentration in neuroscience.[9]
Career
To fulfill his dream of becoming an actor, Patrick moved to New York after graduating and performed in theater productions to little success, spending two years unemployed.[7]: 04:20–06:15 His first YouTube videos were auditions for stage plays. In 2011, he decided to revamp his channel as a "portfolio" which could demonstrate to potential employers his ability to write, research, and edit videos online.[9] Inspired by an Extra Credits episode on tangential learning,[8] Patrick uploaded the first episode of "Game Theory" on April 18, 2011.[10] It discussed the quantum mechanics in the 1995 video game Chrono Trigger.[9]
The channel slowly gained subscribers and his videos were posted on the front pages of sites such as ScrewAttack and GameTrailers.[11] In 2012, Patrick introduced two new segments hosted by fellow YouTubers Gaijin Goombah and Ronnie Edwards, and Austin Hourigan's "The SCIENCE!".[12] In 2014, Patrick launched the spin-off channel "Film Theory", which covers movies and television.[10] This channel reached over one million subscribers in a month.[13]
He occasionally uploaded videos commenting on the gaming market and gamers, as well as on other matters that he deemed noteworthy.[14]
Patrick with his wife Stephanie in 2018
Patrick started a Let's Play series called GTLive on August 26, 2015,[15] where he posts gameplay and video reactions with his wife Stephanie. Starting on October 3, 2016, the Monday streams became part of YouTube Gaming Primetime, and were therefore scheduled for 3 pm to 5 pm PST. It also included a voting mechanism, which can be used by Patrick to conduct quick polls.[16] As of March 2022, GTLive had 2.94 million subscribers and over 649 million views. As of 2022, the GTLive channel continues to upload mostly unedited, pre-recorded content.
On June 8, 2016, Patrick posted via his YouTube channel a new show, MatPat's Game Lab, on Google's paid subscription service, YouTube Premium. The show mainly focused on placing video game players in real life scenarios mimicking scenarios that occur in video games, such as bomb defusing, parkour, survival and military training.[17][18] Despite MatPat's interest in developing a second season, YouTube did not announce any further development into the project.[19] He was also a part of the YouTube Premium series Scare PewDiePie (2016),[20] created by PewDiePie, and the third season of Escape the Night (201
, created by Joey Graceffa, in addition to cameo appearances in Markiplier's YouTube Original films A Heist with Markiplier (2019) and In Space with Markiplier (2022).On May 29, 2016, Patrick and eleven other YouTubers met with Pope Francis for an hour. Patrick asked the Pope to encourage others to "fight for what's right" and gifted him a copy of Undertale (2015), saying that its recurrent theme of mercy fits the Pope's proclamation that 2016 would be the "year of mercy for the Catholic church".[21][22]
In 2019, The Game Theorists held a 9-hour charity livestream that generated $1.3 million for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.[23] The stream included guests Markiplier, TheOdd1sOut, Rosanna Pansino, Scott Cawthon, and others.[23] Two other charity streams were held for St. Jude in 2020 and 2021, respectively.[24][25]
The third Theory channel, and fourth overall; The Food Theorists, began releasing videos in July 2020. The Food Theorists, using the same style as its predecessors, blends food science with psychology, physiology, and conspiracy.[26] The channel was being developed for two years prior to its launch.[27] As of October 2022, The Food Theorists had 4 million subscribers and over 499 million views. It had reached 1 million subscribers exactly a week after launch, and had then gained another million over the succeeding 4 months.[28]
On December 20, 2022, a fourth Theory channel, and fifth overall, was announced on the Game Theory channel,[29] along with the purchase of their company Theorist Media by startup Lunar X.[30] On February 18, 2023, The Style Theorists was launched. Like the other channels, it focuses on the science, math, history, psychology, and mystery of fashion. It reached a million subscribers three days later.
Patrick also made cameo appearances in multiple installments of YouTube Rewind.
On August 27, 2023, MatPat hosted the Streamy Awards,[31][32] which scored 15 million views across digital platforms in its first 48 hours, beating the 2021 record of 9.7 million views as the most-watched show in its 13-year history.[33]
On January 9, 2024, MatPat announced in a video titled "Goodbye Internet" that he would step down from hosting the channels on March 9,[1] and would be replaced by a different member of the Theorist team for each channel, while still retaining a creative role and making occasional appearances on the channels, along with GTLive, until mid-2024.[34] While he joked that his decision was inspired by Tom Scott, who had recently ended his decade-long run of posting weekly videos, Patrick said that he and his wife had been working towards the change for years.[35] Patrick additionally revealed that following the departure, he would continue to pursue creative projects, such as developing a mystery lo-fi series.[36]
Other media and collaborations
Patrick was involved in the web series Terrain of Magical Expertise. He gained the series more attention and exposure by uploading a remastered version of the first episode on the channel on October 1, 2013, and then providing a platform for the series.[37][38] Patrick, alongside Cordato, Sundman, Hourigan and Edwards, also contributed their likeness and voices for self-parodied opponents in the video game adaptation.[citation needed] The game was released on Steam on September 9, 2021.
A character based on Patrick was included in The Walking Dead: Road to Survival (2015).[39] In 2017, Patrick and his wife Stephanie participated in Nintendo's Pokkén Tournament DX Invitational, an event held during E3 2017. He was paired with Allister Singh, the only pro-Pokkén Tournament player in the event. His team eventually won the tournament.[40] Patrick voiced Computron in the animated series Transformers: Titans Return (2017).[41]
In 2016, Patrick hosted the go90 reality series The Runner.[42] In 2019, Patrick partnered with Nickelodeon to make the show Fact or Nicktion.[43] In this show, Patrick examined various phenomena in Nickelodeon shows, such as SpongeBob SquarePants, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Rugrats to determine whether they could or couldn't happen in real life.
Patrick is a co-producer of the Broadway play Grey House.[44]
Patrick's videos about the video game series Five Nights at Freddy's have made him prominent within the series' fandom, which is known for its dedication to theorizing about the underlying narrative of the series.[45] He made a cameo appearance in its 2023 film adaptation as a waiter.[46]
Personal life
Patrick is married to Stephanie Patrick (née Cordato), whom he met while studying at Duke University. The two became close after creating a Legend of Zelda parody called "The Epic of Stew". They married on May 19, 2012.[47] Their son Oliver was born in 2018,[48] and the family currently divides their time between living in California and North Carolina.[49]
Awards and nominations
Year Award Category Recipient(s) Result Ref.
2015 Streamy Awards Gaming The Game Theorists Nominated [50]
Editing Nominated
2016 Shorty Awards Tech and Innovation: Gaming Nominated [51]
Streamy Awards Show of the Year Nominated [52]
Gaming Won
Non-Fiction MatPat's Game Lab Nominated
Virtual Reality and 360 Won
2017 Shorty Awards Tech and Innovation: Gaming Himself Nominated
Streamy Awards Editing The Game Theorists Won
Immersive The Global Gamer Nominated
2018 Streamy Awards Subject: Pop Culture Game Theory Nominated
Editing Nominated
2019 Streamy Awards Gaming The Game Theorists Won
2021 Streamy Awards Writing Won
YouTube channels
Channels
Channel name Main host Topic Release date Subscribers Number of videos
The Game Theorists MatPat (2011–2024)
Tom Robinson (2024–) Solving the mysteries of games August 22, 2009 18.7 million 667
The Film Theorists MatPat (2014–2024)
Lee Collins (2024–) Learning the secrets of films May 12, 2014 12.7 million 463
The Food Theorists MatPat (2020–2024)
Santiago Massa (2024–) Explaining theories about food May 29, 2020 5.12 million 198
The Style Theorists MatPat (2023–2024)
Amy Roberts (2024–) Exploring the science around fashion February 18, 2023 2.42 million 87
GTLive MatPat (2015–2024) Playing and analyzing video games August 26, 2015 3.44 million 1,318
Filmography
Year Title Role Notes
2017 Transformers: Titans Return Computron Voice role[53]
2018 Transformers: Power of the Primes Swoop Voice role[54]
2023 Five Nights at Freddy's Ness Credited as Sparky's Diner waiter; reference to episode of Game Theory: "Undertale - Sans's SECRET Identity!"[55][56]
Bro really copied and pasted his Wikipedia page 💀
Don’t they know that Wikipedia is not a trustworthy source?! Smh my head
1On 2024-01-27 at 23:40:19
matpat fans when they pat mat idk I never watched him
They like giving him head pats
Memorial topic for my Roblox account
On 2024-01-27 at 23:38:06
Im going to pee on your roblox accounts grave 😀👍
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1[COLLAB FANFIC] MKPC Invasion (Gore Warning)
On 2023-01-19 at 03:48:24
Writer: No
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Personality: I’m pretty smart but I tend to lack common sense. Im also very optimistic and I try to see the bright side of a bad situation. Also I don’t like to kill, but I will to it if it’s necessary for me and my friends survival
Species: Shy Guy
Ability: I’m able to blend in with my surroundings extremely well and my footsteps are very quiet
Side: Good
Name: Noob
Colour: Orange
Personality: I’m pretty smart but I tend to lack common sense. Im also very optimistic and I try to see the bright side of a bad situation. Also I don’t like to kill, but I will to it if it’s necessary for me and my friends survival
Species: Shy Guy
Ability: I’m able to blend in with my surroundings extremely well and my footsteps are very quiet
Side: Good
1Who Has a Rom Of Super Mario Sluggers? For Dolphin Esimlator?
On 2024-01-07 at 22:49:35
That would be piracy which is very illegal. Not happening here, find it yourself.
Piracy is based, plus isn’t emulation not actually illegal?
Emulation isn't illegal, do you not know the difference between copying games and playing them through odd means?
No I don’t, I’m pretty sure I was wrong in my last message. To acquire a ROM you would have to break a law correct? Unless you copy it from your own game that you purchased legally.
On 2024-01-07 at 20:09:01
That would be piracy which is very illegal. Not happening here, find it yourself.
Piracy is based, plus isn’t emulation not actually illegal?
[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino [MATURE CONTENT]
On 2023-11-05 at 22:24:38
Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보여줄래 내 맘 빛이 나는 순간
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : 👉👈
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보여줄래 내 맘 빛이 나는 순간
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : 👉👈
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
Me rn:
Don't worry they have Archer queen feet pics in heaven.
Unfortunately I am not goin to heaven💯🗣💯🗣💯
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Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보여줄래 내 맘 빛이 나는 순간
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : 👉👈
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보여줄래 내 맘 빛이 나는 순간
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : 👉👈
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.
Me rn:
6What's your favourite quote from the talking flower in Super Mario Bros. Wonder?
On 2024-01-04 at 01:38:23
“One day you will have to face the consequences of your disgusting and decrepit actions and you will be give no pity nor mercy!”
On 2023-10-26 at 23:42:36
“Keep yourself safe!”