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It's my birthday!
On 2025-09-03 at 07:32:25
Wow happy birthday my friend! 








(Fanfic)The secret Navy /Cobalt Kart /Navy
On 2025-08-24 at 21:50:52
Name: Canada
Colour: Red
Kart: Pipe Frame
Personality if needed: Calm, caring, and apologises for stuff he didn't even do
Colour: Red
Kart: Pipe Frame
Personality if needed: Calm, caring, and apologises for stuff he didn't even do
Popular games you HATE
On 2025-09-02 at 10:12:31
Fortnite and Roblox. Especially the latter due to recent events... they both just seem like boring sandbox games. I'm more of a Minecrafter myself, but at least THAT game isn't boring with all the stuff you can do.
I'm back..! (Well, from a critical emergency lol.)
On 2025-08-29 at 23:55:48
It's a long story...
POV:
So I was watching YouTube shorts on my laptop (as I always do) and there was this big crack towards the side of my keyboard. It's getting big.. suddenly, my power button just kinda.. fell through the hole.. I was speechless xD. So my brother half-relodged the power button.. it was STILL NOT WORKING so on my phone I went to the HP Support page on "My Power Button isn't working" it suggests a Hard reset or smth but fsr I started scratching the edge of my power button and my laptop turned on..! For 1 second, though, but it gave me a spark of hope. I started texting Copilot (yes, that's what I do lol.) and it said to do the same as the HP Support page said. I didn't do that and kept scratching the power button edge more times.. and it turned on for 3 seconds, then 5, and then magically, turned on and is now working!
So as I said, I'm back.. still in shock x_x and I'm happy to be back!
I will say this hasn't the longest time I've been gone but was the first time I was FORCED to be gone.. it was only like 8 hours tho. I created this temp phone alt called @Canada_ but I deleted it after 10 minutes as I figured it was useless.
POV:
So I was watching YouTube shorts on my laptop (as I always do) and there was this big crack towards the side of my keyboard. It's getting big.. suddenly, my power button just kinda.. fell through the hole.. I was speechless xD. So my brother half-relodged the power button.. it was STILL NOT WORKING so on my phone I went to the HP Support page on "My Power Button isn't working" it suggests a Hard reset or smth but fsr I started scratching the edge of my power button and my laptop turned on..! For 1 second, though, but it gave me a spark of hope. I started texting Copilot (yes, that's what I do lol.) and it said to do the same as the HP Support page said. I didn't do that and kept scratching the power button edge more times.. and it turned on for 3 seconds, then 5, and then magically, turned on and is now working!

So as I said, I'm back.. still in shock x_x and I'm happy to be back!
I will say this hasn't the longest time I've been gone but was the first time I was FORCED to be gone.. it was only like 8 hours tho. I created this temp phone alt called @Canada_ but I deleted it after 10 minutes as I figured it was useless.



Online Lobbies for Fun & Excitement!
On 2025-08-16 at 17:01:13
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the

Before you ask, the


So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.

↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no



↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.



↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374

↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944

↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441

You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.

Can we have master race but without rd? I might play this a lot more often.
Sorry, but no, Master is a difficulty and no gamemodes can be applied to it. (gamemodes as in Teams, CPUs and No RD)

On 2025-08-16 at 12:08:17
/!\ NEW EVENT! /!\
Tournament in Pro lobby will happen on 21/08/25 at 11 AM (BST) Only join if you can make it!
I won't be changing the date nor time.
Tournament in Pro lobby will happen on 21/08/25 at 11 AM (BST) Only join if you can make it!

I won't be changing the date nor time.
On 2025-08-16 at 09:48:43
Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.
It seems like this link doesn't have proper settings, no chaotic item distribution and VRs are enabled. ↓ https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441

Ah, sorry about that, although it was around 11:30 PM when I made this. Thanks for pointing it out! I'll fix it straight away.

EDIT: Wait, I thought I set the Local Scoring (part of Friendly Mode) to "12 Players"...? I am very confused.
On 2025-08-16 at 00:09:06
(Yes, I did retract from my normal texting style, but ONLY in this message for convenience purposes.)
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the
Dark Shell integrated into the item system!
Before you ask, the
Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the
Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!
So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the
Dark Shell ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.
)
↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no
Dark Shells or
Blue Shells.
Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.
↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.
Blue Shells appear, but
Dark Shells don't.
Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.
↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.
↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.
↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.
You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the

Before you ask, the


So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.

↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no



↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.



↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374

↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944

↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441

You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.



What Will You Choose?
On 2025-08-24 at 11:49:17
The Second One Will Give You Every Single Console Ever In The World, And You Will Get Every Single Game You Think Of, And You Will Have $50,000.
What Do You Choose?
Let Me Know!
For the first one, why don't you just think of more money so you won't technically lose any
Well, Sorry, You Will Still Lose $1000 Every Day, So Be Sure To Work To Prevent Being Broke!
I know, but if you think of say $2000 that means you'll still only have $1000 at the end of the day? and then you think of $2000 the next day... you get what I mean hopefully
On 2025-08-24 at 11:17:09
The Second One Will Give You Every Single Console Ever In The World, And You Will Get Every Single Game You Think Of, And You Will Have $50,000.
What Do You Choose?
Let Me Know!
For the first one, why don't you just think of more money so you won't technically lose any

Happy Birthday, GamerJax!
On 2025-06-12 at 17:11:35
Happy Birthday Jax!! 




bad internet ads
On 2025-07-18 at 18:44:09
i hate all ads in general

At this point Roblox is a shell of its former self
On 2025-08-13 at 09:20:56
I found this other video regarding the information, and these are reasons why I don't play Roblox due to the fact that Roblox is prioritising of growth more than child safety, proving they just want money and don't actually care that much about their platform (which is exactly why I do not play). This is just absolute dogsh*t and I hope they change their moderation and Terms of Service in the future.

MKPCian Dictionary
On 2025-05-12 at 18:39:58
I have one- Rainbowphobia: Doesn't like DS Rainbow Road 
Edit: sorry for double-posting

Edit: sorry for double-posting
On 2025-05-12 at 18:38:25
@UKisthebest is chocophobic)
Chocophobia- the fear of Choco Island being picke lots of times in a row in online mode (yeah xD, i had to go through 17 RACES OF CHOCO ISLAND 1 in a row

{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-13 at 20:02:47
Chapter 1: The first race
Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submittedYoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!
Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!
Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:
Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!
Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy
Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)
Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares
FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien
Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀
Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements
1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!
Next Chapter Coming Soon
I am under da water
pls help me
Anyways great episode although I only got 1 line??

On 2025-08-08 at 14:42:14
I'll join:
Name: Dasher
Species: Koopa
Personality: Adventurous, brave, courageous
Text colour: This Green, otherwise known as #00ff04
Weight Class: Medium/Lightweight
Team: Green
I don't know if Countryball species are allowed but if so:
Name: Canada
Species: I just mentioned
Personality: Forgiving, kind
Text colour: Orange
Weight Class: Lightweight
Team: Green still
(If countryball species are allowed then do 2nd one, if not 1st one)
Name: Dasher
Species: Koopa
Personality: Adventurous, brave, courageous
Text colour: This Green, otherwise known as #00ff04
Weight Class: Medium/Lightweight
Team: Green
I don't know if Countryball species are allowed but if so:
Name: Canada
Species: I just mentioned

Personality: Forgiving, kind
Text colour: Orange
Weight Class: Lightweight
Team: Green still
(If countryball species are allowed then do 2nd one, if not 1st one)
What is your favorite character?
On 2025-08-18 at 13:46:30
My favourites are:
1. Yoshi
2. Goomba
3. Koopa
4. Shy Guy
5. Toad / Toadette
1. Yoshi
2. Goomba
3. Koopa
4. Shy Guy
5. Toad / Toadette

Team POW
On 2025-07-29 at 17:58:07
please can I join
guess I already have lmao
#jointeampow
guess I already have lmao
#jointeampow

language talk
On 2025-08-17 at 15:17:50
Oi chap, wanna have a cuppa with some flavour on the side?☕☕
(Hey, how are you doing today?)
((I'm British))
(Hey, how are you doing today?)
((I'm British))
