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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-12-28 at 11:27:29
guys what if we just wear paper masks that have zombies faces that has to work
are you telling me you wanna wear ugly ass masks everywhere like if i had to wear a mask it would be ghosts mask
i mean if it works with security officers it probably works with zombies (dont ask how i figured that out)
Security officers for what?
On 2024-12-28 at 11:18:27
guys what if we just wear paper masks that have zombies faces that has to work
are you telling me you wanna wear ugly ass masks everywhere like if i had to wear a mask it would be ghosts mask
On 2024-12-28 at 11:11:47
*spawns out of nowhere*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Umm... Who'd feed a zombie??
Me, with my DECOYS
@Fiery you know, using some rando that no one will care about as death fodder actually ISNT such a bad idea...
Ngl I want to make him die like the MW2 mission Loose Ends but I guess this will have to do
*subdues Aven and leaves him on the floor for zombies to tear apart*
(@Lilith I AM NOT CORRUPT FOR THIS)
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1On 2024-12-28 at 03:22:05
me: kidnaps 5% and stuffs them into a nuclear bomb and launches it into the ocean.
HA HA BLOOD EXPLOSION
HA HA BLOOD EXPLOSION
Me: Does you like the MW2 mission “Loose Ends” due to the knowledge of you obtaining nuclear warheads
1On 2024-12-28 at 02:26:24
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
(over the inter-multiversal communication) hey, sup? how's survival going down there
its going great. i just got bit by a zombie on purpose. i actually went outside and let myself be mauled by a bunch of zombies, because, i theorized i wouldnt turn into a zombie if i got bit, since im half plant. also, i got bit so that they can study the bite and see all it's effects, all that shtick. Over.
Personally I think it was a retarded move as we could’ve just used a random guy that everyone didnt care for, and hurting yourself like that when its so easily avoidable seems…it seems like you are PURPOSEFULLY trying to get yourself in danger
On 2024-12-28 at 02:00:54
*spawns out of nowhere*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Aye bro wtf man why are you encouraging that
On 2024-12-28 at 01:53:35
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
haha that'd be kinda funny. oh wait I have a better idea!
why doesn't a zombie bite a ZOMBIE!
i still want to test my idea.
no, no. dont worry for me. ill be fine
I'LL BE BACK! goes outside
Gods sake this is like that one character in zombie movies that is just dumb
should I carry his corpse back inside to study?
Depends if the story decides to give him plot armour or not
On 2024-12-28 at 01:43:17
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
haha that'd be kinda funny. oh wait I have a better idea!
why doesn't a zombie bite a ZOMBIE!
i still want to test my idea.
no, no. dont worry for me. ill be fine
I'LL BE BACK! goes outside
Gods sake this is like that one character in zombie movies that is just dumb
On 2024-12-28 at 01:28:21
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
On 2024-12-28 at 00:57:53
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
On 2024-12-28 at 00:49:34
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
On 2024-12-28 at 00:41:13
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
On 2024-12-28 at 00:38:26
I mysteriously find a potion that says
drink or else
"this seems like a trick." I say to fiery
drink or else
"this seems like a trick." I say to fiery
Put it in the lab and we’ll study its contents
On 2024-12-28 at 00:30:02
hey, uh, can i join somehow, since i dont have much else to do?
Bro you dont need to ask just come in and do some shit
On 2024-12-28 at 00:25:05
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- Urn containing purified ashes (x10)
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- Canteen containing water and rocks (x1)
- Canteen containing vampire's blood (x1)
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- Scythe (x2)
- Rusted steel claymore (x1)
- Cedar log (x50)
- Urn containing purified ashes (x10)
- Mortis' shovel (x2)
- Canteen containing water and rocks (x1)
- Canteen containing vampire's blood (x1)
- Vial containing demoness ichor (x5)
- Vial containing zombie blood (x1)
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Oh shit I was gonna get the zombie blood but turns out you already got it I guess I don’t have to get the Blood of the Dead (@xrunner48)
1On 2024-12-28 at 00:16:48
Alright then I don’t want none of that bullshit!!!!
2On 2024-12-27 at 23:35:03
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked
yeah, sure! i did have 2 things to present that could help us anyway:
1: i'm going to drop Powerup Crates to your locations that contain powerups i found during my time exploring different universes
2: i've finished working on something i like to call Twi's Viewer of Anything, or TV A for short. it's a holographic system that allows you to view the stats of anything you can find, which yes, does include the zombies. if you want a demonstration of it then i could send you one if you want
I hope the powerups are stuff like max ammos or (bon)fire sales that would be sick (they are cod zombies powerups)
On 2024-12-27 at 23:15:44
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
unless you crack me they regrow (fun fact: there is this little spot on fortune cookies for you to get the fortune cookie OUT without breaking it)
Well if its following normal fortune cookie stuff, idk if I will think that the the fortune of me getting new socks being true is useful
On 2024-12-27 at 23:04:16
In this emergency, I’ve made changes to the CCS. We are dedicated to trying to destroy this virus by making a cure we need everyone. You all can help us
I mean. can a sentient fortune cookie help? My fortunes do actually happen so-
why you lokin at me like that?
Wouldn’t you only have one fortune since you’re only one cookie and not multiple cookies
On 2024-12-27 at 22:29:47
hey so i managed to set up communications in the Twiverse Dimensional Hub which should connect to somewhere in this universe, can anyone hear me?
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
also please just pretend this is the in-universe version of Twilight
Can you help us we’re like totally fucked