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Total char list so far: Luis, WR, BlueCore, RedYoshi, Woo, GamerJax, BabyMario, potterpot, kyetoy, EricPilsner, Nodac, T, SuperSwimmer, Glitched

Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella

Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:

(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?
(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)

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