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(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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7959 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-10-15 at 00:33:46
wish granted but only the chains where you're not involved
to bowser and i want princess peach
to bowser and i want princess peachWish granted, but you weren't specific enough, so bowser gives you a literal princess peach (a peach that is a princess đđ).
to bowser and I want gliders in MKPC.Wish granted, but RD is removed...
to Bowser and :gamba:, , 
, and 
become actual emojisWish granted, but you cannot use them. Besides, every single other emoji gets erased off the face of the Earth for everyone else đ
and people put less sugar in desserts. I'm sick and tired of just wanting something slightly sweet and feeling like I'm swallowing cavities.wish granted, but sugar doesn't exist anymore.
i give a
to bowser and i want to get a nintendo switch 2wish granted but the switch malfunctions and explodes when you turn it on.
to bowser and in exchange I can get infinite storage on my Nintendo Switch! (Remember that I said that bowser cannot lower any more of my wishes, so itâs completely a benefit, might as well start a new chain lol)
1On 2026-09-26 at 23:18:56
Wish granted, but... it's trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a movie/series.
to Bowser and people stop using generative AI for the most basic posters.Granted, but basic posters will become trash and hated by everyone and Generative AI will be mandatory for all other forms of art
to Bowser and everyone can afford good quality basic goods (food, water, home)Wish granted but... well... Bowser's not that mean...
to Bowser and the koopalings get into Mario Movie 3 (whenever that comes out)Wish granted, but it's trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a series.
to bowser and in exchange I can get a professional animator to animate my fanfic called Deep.On 2026-09-26 at 02:03:28
to Bowser to have a free update by the end of the month for Mario kart world, which adds 30 more retro tracks, not just any retro tracks, I mean THE BEST retro tracks.Wish granted, and indeed they are THE BEST. They're so amazing and detailed that they will overpower and crash your Switch 2 when you try to run them.
to Bowser and my keys stop breaking.Wish granted, but only those broken keys will be use-able again, and every other key will be broken.
to Bowser and in exchange I will finally finish every series I made!But people will forever hate on it because people think it was trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a series.
to Bower and in exchange The Spectacular Spider-Man never got canceled and it continued.On 2026-09-25 at 01:27:48
vĆu exhaussĂ© mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupÚrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupÚrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
On 2026-09-23 at 14:28:00
To bowser and I get the ability to hold wr on every track foreverOn 2026-07-08 at 02:45:11
Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
But the people that know and you wonât have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.
I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport
Wish granted but your range is 1 meter
(2 lives) to Bowser and I learn how to create characters in MKPC; 2nd life and I wish there's no downside to the previous wish Both wishes granted, but the downside to your second wish is that you will lose your skill at making characters in MKPC
to Bowser and I become actually good at digital artWish granted but the save button is permenantely off.
I give a life to Bowser to be able to run a mile in under 5 minutes right now.
Sorry to break the chain (I promise to delete this message soon) but she can just press the screenshot button...
On 2026-07-07 at 23:18:52
Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.
But the people that know and you wonât have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.
I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport
On 2026-07-05 at 21:23:03
I give a life to bowser and in exchange life is fair for specifically and only me
On 2026-05-29 at 15:45:04
i give a life to bowser in exchange i want a free life sized kirby plushie
Wish granted, but uhh... You know Kirby's canonically only 8 inches tall, right?
I give a life to Bowser and I wish I was better at Mario Kart Wii.
Wish granted, but you only be better for a day until you return to your original skill level.
I give a life to Bowser, and in exchange, I wish I was better at track building.
a simple guide to reverse drifting
Today at 18:46:38
how do i post my own guids
jst make a topic
On 2026-09-28 at 20:20:32
Everything you need to know about reverse drifting, a simple guide.
So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls, it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls, it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
Tout ce qu'il faut savoir sur le « reverse drift » (dérapage inversé) : un guide simple.
Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dĂ©rapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dĂ©rapage â ou, pour mieux dire, le vĂ©hicule se dĂ©cale lĂ©gĂšrement sur le cĂŽtĂ©.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
Ă l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage Ă gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage Ă droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en Ă©vitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper trÚs légÚrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggĂšre Ă©galement de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !
Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dĂ©rapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dĂ©rapage â ou, pour mieux dire, le vĂ©hicule se dĂ©cale lĂ©gĂšrement sur le cĂŽtĂ©.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
Ă l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage Ă gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage Ă droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en Ă©vitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper trÚs légÚrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggĂšre Ă©galement de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !
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aight u see it now
btw postimg is blocked so cant use it
On 2026-09-28 at 19:32:55
forgot to mention, this is VERY important:
let go of the orange miniturbo IMMEDIATELY
i mean asap, then do it again
let go of the orange miniturbo IMMEDIATELY
i mean asap, then do it again
J'ai oubliĂ© de prĂ©ciser un point TRĂS important :
relĂąche le mini-turbo orange IMMĂDIATEMENT
je veux dire le plus vite possible, puis recommence
relĂąche le mini-turbo orange IMMĂDIATEMENT
je veux dire le plus vite possible, puis recommence
On 2026-09-28 at 19:28:37
Everything you need to know about reverse drifting, a simple guide.
So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls, it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
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it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls, it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
[/url]it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
Tout ce qu'il faut savoir sur le « reverse drift » (dérapage inversé) : un guide simple.
Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dĂ©rapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dĂ©rapage â ou, pour mieux dire, le vĂ©hicule se dĂ©cale lĂ©gĂšrement sur le cĂŽtĂ©.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
Ă l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage Ă gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage Ă droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en Ă©vitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper trÚs légÚrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
[/url]
Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggĂšre Ă©galement de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !
Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dĂ©rapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dĂ©rapage â ou, pour mieux dire, le vĂ©hicule se dĂ©cale lĂ©gĂšrement sur le cĂŽtĂ©.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
Ă l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage Ă gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage Ă droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en Ă©vitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper trÚs légÚrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
[/url]Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggĂšre Ă©galement de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !
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Today at 17:30:19
Useless topic, should be in SFA instead of being a topic itself.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=21033
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=21033
On 2026-10-17 at 18:05:59
@robertsmith001 is most likely a bot and revived an old topic which last message was posted in 2024 2 years ago
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On 2026-10-12 at 20:56:23
Have we learned nothing? Literally, READ reports before you report, what did you just agree with a react emoji for nothing? Like bro
Also no discussions on the reports topic, me and the mods literally discussed this multiple times, and is also the reason why the old report topic got deleted because yâall didnât listen to a damn thing, just like you guys are doing now.
Also no discussions on the reports topic, me and the mods literally discussed this multiple times, and is also the reason why the old report topic got deleted because yâall didnât listen to a damn thing, just like you guys are doing now.
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2On 2026-10-09 at 16:19:11
On 2026-10-09 at 15:01:21
This guy for being an absolue weirdo:
@ippolito
also disrespecting the goat ippo on his name (if ykyk)
@ippolito
also disrespecting the goat ippo on his name (if ykyk)
On 2026-10-08 at 14:47:51
look moderation team i know we are trying to stay nice to the kiddos on this platform and stuff but donât you think we're treating them a bit too much here? I know it sounds mean and I donât want to be but we would be better off if we just ban the kid already.
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