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Well, in MKPC is Bowser mostly because the handling is so ass.

I don't know what to name this ):

Chapter 1: When I was small, I always just went in the living room and watch racing. By car. Cars just going really fast and going in circles over and over again. It was fun to watch. I don't know why though. It was stupid but somehow entertaining. Then 3 years later, when I was ten, (For those who are mathematically challenged like me, I was seven by the way) I thought to myself: "Can I do that"? I LOVED racing but I really never done it before.
Mom: Honey! Can you go and get some milk from the store please?
Me: Sure mom! Just after this race please!
Mom: *Sigh* Sure go ahead. But make it quick though because I want dinner done early.
After the race I got up and went to the store, stole some milk without being noticed because I didn't want to spend more of my money, and walked home.
Me: Mooooom! I'm hooome!
I walked to the kitchen. Here got it.
Mom: Thanks sweetie.
Anyway I went upstairs, did my homework, and got in bed, put my headphones on, and read my racing comics of course. Once again I thought to myself:
"Can I do that? No. Noo way. My reaction timing absolutely sucks so that's a disadvantage. Might as well." I picked up one of my favorite comics that I read a billion times for years and starting reading it AGAIN. That book never got old. The moment I opened that comic... .

And that's the stupid thing I never posted (: I don't know why I made it again. I still have it saved on online notepad

Anyway I decided to keep this going for some reason because I liked it I don't know why:

Chapter 2:

Little did I know that this would change my life forever. A HUGE portal opened up from the book and sucking everything in my room
Me: Yeah there's no hope in this world the next thing you know the sun is gonna explode tomorrow T_T *Faints*
Mom: Honey! Its time for dinner!
A long silence fills the house
Mom: Honey? *Walks upstairs checking his room* MAX WHERE ARE YOU AT THIS IS NOT A GAME!
Meanwhile: WOAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Mom: HONEYY!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING IN YOUR ROOM GONE!?!?!?! Oh no did he leave...?
Me: AHHHHOHH NO NO NO NO ow. Where am I....... Oh this HAVE to be a dream its not real anyway. *Slaps myself* ITS REALLLL AHHH What do I do What do I do..... WHAT ABOUT DINNER!?!?!? Mom is probably crying right now...
Mom: 911 What's your emergency?
Me: Oh god I probably have a concussion from that fall holy. I'm in a freaking forest what do I do? Calling for help probably won't even work out he- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cough* I guess the only way is to climb up that mountain over there. The sooner the better I guess. ?????????: Get in!
Me: What the fu- ?????????: GET IN IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE!
Me: OK OK I WOULD LIKE TO SURVIVE PLEASE STEP ON IT!
?????????: GOD DAMN IT STOP WINING YOU BABY! *Going 80 MPH* WOAHHHAHHHHH *Almost flied out the kart* WOAHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS THE SEATBELT!?!?!?!? ?????????: WE DON'T DO SEATBELTS AROUND HERE KID! HERE'S OUR STOP! Ok bye!
Me: Wait wait come back what's your name? Proudster: Its Proudster oh what time to go bye!
Me: Wai- Oh come on.

Nooo not one of my friends

Yeah I know but Discord is blocked and I don't have a phone. OR laptop. I only play this on my school computer. Is there a MKPC link to the server? I already got invited so I can probably join right?

Hey guys. Today I was just chilling on here about to make a topic until someone reached out to me and said: "Hey man how are you. I noticed you are a very good player. Have you heard of the Lounge server? Its where all the best players play. Would you like to heard about it?" I was so happy and surprised I'm like: "OH MY LORD WHAT!?!?!?!?!? ME!?!?!?" I'm over here freaking out and wondering: "What is this Lounge? Why and how is someone like ME invited? Where and how can I get there? I head some of my friends like M4x1mumY33t say something like: "I'm heading to the Lounge". Someone please where and what is this so called "Lounge"? And where is it and how can I get there?

Thanks!

@Nodac64 @Diet_Coke I'M SO SORRY IT LOOKS LIKE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING😭😭😭

Here are some things that are bugs glitched or some suggestions that will make MKPC easier to use, or make MKPC better.

1. Track builder problems:
Track builder has a bit of problems that I really want fixed. All of them are in Complete Mode. There's nothing really wrong with quick mode to me to be honest. Anyway with that out of the way its time to get to the ACTUAL topic. First off is Checkpoints. When I first used checkpoints I thought this was gonna be the easiest part of the track. But turns out, Its not. When I put the checkpoint on the starting line you immediately finish the race. Its really weird. And the more checkpoints you make the more laps there are. (I think) Its really hard to do that and that's why I always use quick mode instead of Complete Mode. I don't get it when you do the placements it should know that when your racing and you pass the placements, your in another lap. I hope this happens.

2. Rails: There's not that much I have to say about this but its the fact that when you get on the rail and when you hop off it kind of sends you flying. I don't know if I'm tripping or not but its alright.

3. Servers

One thing I HATE and don't love to see is that new players that barely have any experience get put in the room with players like me, @Proudster, @Nodac64, and more high ranked players. I really want you guys to fix this problem because I want a fun and fair experience for new and not new players in this game. I just really want this website to be the best and popular because its really not that popular in the first place.

3. Unnecessary topics

I HATE seeing unnecessary topics on the forum page. I really hate it. It just fills the forum page with slop no one needs to answer.  Topics like "Space for anything" NEEDS to get deleted right away. People really needs to stop doing that. Every topic does not have to be like an actual topic like @-GamerGuy-'s topic of 'What your favorite item says about you' Don't mind those. I just want to get rid of slop and other things in MKPC.

Anyways that's it. Hope you listen to some of these.

I'll help you (:

Oh I did NOT know that lol sorry.

Um... devs ban this guy for an inappropriate username. His name was gayporn:https://imgur.com/QpaV7RE and this guy named tuejj_ : https://imgur.com/ajhBKzu

Toad on mr scootie roller paper glider but my main is yoshi teddybuggy roller paper glider.

@Proudster @Mapono4 Thanks!! Sorry for being really late

I’m a reverse drifter and proudster is one of my friends but the thing is I think I reverse drift perfectly but someway somehow he’s faster than me. Is there like a specific way to RD??? Someone pls help😭😭

Yeah if your not good at being creative and shit just don’t make topics. It’s unfair to copy a topic and not giving credit to it and getting more comments and likes than the original 😑

Yes but I don’t really use that feature lol. (Btw my other account is dead search up the topic Bro... and click on my profile.

One of mines is (im pretty sure that EVERYONE has probably experienced this before) is that when in public someone looked like someone was waving to me and I wave back just to realize that it was for the person behind you. Might as well leave the country at this point💀

That's one of the reasons that I love this game 💗