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[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]

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Tendokiddo wrote:
could i join this

i think u know who i am and my personalityall of that

You are already in bruh
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Chapter 1 - Underwater
Once Noob left Max, he came back to thirty teenagers talking at the same time.
Chilli : Come on, WHY WON'T YOU BURN FOR THE LOVE OF--
Pigeon : You've been trying for a whopping 5 minutes, it is not going to work. Use your brain
Chilli : Do me a favor and go back to chirping lessons in Mario Maker 2
Pigeon : I will not take such level of disrespect. This is going to be reported to the mods asap.
Krazey : This looks like a 40-year old Karen arguing with a teenager with the big bad boy complex. Y'all should stop.
D4rk : Yuh this is so not giving like no girl you didn't ate that, gydatt
Jey : Cringe people
Nudge : Rare Jey W
Jey : You're cringe too
Nudge : Common Jey L
Daisanko : May I remind you that while we are "discussing" about random things, Lely is waiting somewhere.
Luq : What if we aren't allowed to visit him yet for some reasons ?
Daisanko : You can't know if you don't try. That's as simple as it ever gets.
DPK : Wise words πŸ‘
Slowly, Daisanko, with the help of Noob, convinced everyone to move and go to the main hospital of MKPCverse, assuming Lely was there.
Staff : Hello, who are you looking for ?
Daisanko : Lely ?
Staff : Oh ! Well... hehehe... not possible to visit him right now !
Daisanko : Wait, what ? Did anything happen ?
Staff : The drains have leaked in his room and they have flooded the whole floor he was in... his room is half filled with water now. He just has to stay there until we are able to fix this. His door was locked before the incident, so... he is stuck there. But he'll be fine.
Daisanko : Are you kidding me ? That's next level unprofessionalism. I'm going.
Daisanko, then followed by Noob, Nudge, Osc and Princess, started running through the hallways. The rest decided to argue with the staff, except Jey who was trying to figure out how to hack the hospital systems.
Nurse : NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS !
Princess : Screw this, bitch. You fucked up, now at least let us make up for it.
Nudge : I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DIE ! I WANT TO BE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS DEATH, NOT SOME SHITTY INCIDENT !!
Osc : As expected πŸ’€
Noob : We don't even know where Lely is though, so what technically is the point of running ?
Daisanko : True. Let's slow down.
In the meanwhile...
Fiery : Yeah so this is why I created the crivility vaccine. We can't just deal with Gen Alpha slang 24/7.
Nurse : Ah... you mean the song that goes sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma ?
Fiery : AHHHH MY EARS !
Nurse : But aren't you part of Gen Alpha though ?
Fiery : I am but SHUT UP-- Oh, hello Nudge ! What are y'all doing here ?
Nudge : Tell us where Lely is or you get locked up with this song for eternity.
Fiery : Well I don't know, do you think I work here ?
Princess : Then what were you doing ?
Fiery : Presenting them the crivility vaccine ! It's very important--
Princess : Listen we have no time for this *breaks the tubes*
Fiery : NO !!! THIS TOOK ME ONE HOUR TO MAKE !!!
Nudge : As a science nerd, this is officially false, your vaccine is salt water.
Nurse : WHAT ? WERE YOU TRYING TO SCAM US ?
Fiery : Well yeah when I tested it on some random kids it worked !
Princess : They probably just choked on it due to how salty it is ! Now come along and help us find Lely before he drowns.
Fiery : This is never gonna work ! I didn't even know a floor was flooded !
Princess : That's not it, you just didn't bother to ask !
Fiery : WHY THE HELL WOULD I RANDOMLY ASK IF A FLOOR IS FLOODED ? THAT SHIT DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT RANDOMLY EVERY DAY.
Osc : Why are we yelling ? Besides, he's probably already dead, Fiery is right. But--
Lely : AHHHHH ! HELP !
Lely opened the stairway's door, water rushing and visibly flooding this floor now.
Fiery : I KNEW IT ! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF GEN ALPHA ! I NEED TO SEND A LAST PRAYER BEFORE I DIE ! AAHHHHHHH !
Nudge : Shit is fine until I don't know how to swim
Osc : Well, what a way to learn !
Noob : Please. Just don't tell my parents that I wasn't straight.
Fiery : LISTEN THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT !
While Lely just got carried in a completely different direction due to the wave, the hospital was literally under chaos. Water rushed, making big waves. Everyone fell to the ground and desperately tried to get a grip on something, but not anybody could get not even the slightest grasp of control over this. The MKPCians hurried, tried to find a plan, but there was no time and they could only jump out of the nearest window.

To end up falling in a deep lake surrounding the hospital. Nudge, who didn't know how to swim, just asked Osc to push him towards one shore of the lake, so that he could climb on the rocks underwater until he made his way up to the shoreline. The hospital, having a lot of electric cords, just started burning, until he fell on the other side of the lake.

Osc : Why does this always happen to us ??
Knoah : Yeah !
Max : See what Lely has dragged you all into. We tried to see him, some of you even tried to save him, and we ended up almost dying. The hospital collapsed on itself, it burnt, and we almost died. For one person. For one person that should not even be that important. Would you have done that for Knoah or KirbyBoy ? Would you ? He isn't more than them.
Princess : OH MY GOD MAX SHUT UP !
Max : Hah ! And why should I ?
Princess : Because you aren't even realizing what you are saying right now. You have been unbearable since morning, not even caring about him surviving in the slightest. Everything you care about is that you got hurt trying to save him... yes, we all got hurt during this journey, but him too. He never asked for us to do that, and we are still doing it. A lot of shit happens to him too, he is also hurt by this. How can you be such a selfish BITCH, ONLY THINKING ABOUT YOU WHILE MORE THAN THIRTY PEOPLE HERE HAVE LIVED THE SAME THING ? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE YOU REPEATEDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. YES WE TRIED TO SAVE HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO HELP HIM. WE TRIED OUR BEST TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. IN THE END, WE ALL FELL INTO THE SAME DARN SWAMP WITH DUMB GOOSES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER ! But the point is, the five of us tried our best. And you, you did not. SO QUIT BEING A BITCH !
Max : You don't understand my pain, you never will, because you only want to destroy me and use me as the scapegoat.
Nudge : Get the hell out of copium world, this is not it.
Max : It's always the copium. No I did not took any of that shit, that's the truth. I know you all hate me anyways.
Osc : Maybe we wouldn't if you weren't making a show out of yourself. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Krazey : Why are we fighting, guys ?
Nudge : Max thinks that hating on Lely is gonna fix his mental health
Fiery : This feels absolutely unnecessary
Pigeon : This message was unnecessary. Use the dragon reaction
Jey : Exactly !
Max : I don't need to fix anything. You, however, you do. Start by fixing your dumb face and add a brain behind those fish eyes.
Nudge : The fuck ? Is a nerd commenting about looks ?
Max : The nerd is you. Look at the math riddles you solve every day.
Nudge : Yeah but I'm not a nerd physically, unlike you
Max : Why are we talking about looks ??
Princess : YOU WERE THE ONE TO BRING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING
Max : Quite hypocritical of you to say that. You shower in sake every night.  
Princess : DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OH MY GOD
Max : What you are going to take literally is this. *slaps Illu in the face*
Illu just stared at Max, until...
Princess : So you want to take it that way ? Well bitch, you don't know who you're messing with.
And that was enough for the both of them to start punching each other on the shoreline of a swamp.
DPK : This is unbelievably crazy.
Fiery : Yeah. We've had tons of fights before and we keep on arguing and on generating drama every day, but we have never gotten physical over each other.
D4rk : Oh my god slay ! Gyatt. Girlypop popped off. W Rizz in Ohio. You got fanum taxxed. Skibidi sussy baka sigma. Perfect TikTok πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ€©πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
Fiery : Shut up before I push you in the pond !!!
D4rk : Oh my god, I love you but... this is giving abusive parents vibes. Please organize funds so that I can survive such abuse 😭😭😭😭😭
Chilli : Can't even do anything with your little mushroomy arms !
Luq : Oh my god shut up !

Noob : You know what's funny ?
When he said that, everyone turned around. For once, they all managed to shut up, and silence took over the pond, until Noob started speaking calmly.
Noob : Truth is that we don't know why we are even arguing in the first place. I don't want to be mean but both of you are throwing hands at each other for something that is out of our grasp. I get it, when Lely disappeared, we finally had a calmer life after such a harsh journey, so you aren't happy to go back into this daily life. But is that a reason to yell at each other like that ? No. Max, this friendship is breaking apart, and it's not because of Lely, it's because you think it's Lely.


MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1

The end
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Fiery wrote:
Did something happen to me in Season 3 or did I just get forgotten about

No, I just didn't include everyone in the first episode (Ashton, Mysteryman etc.)
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Senko wrote:
lance4-_ wrote:
Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ΒΏ?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...

Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.

Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious |)*[
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead πŸ€“β˜οΈ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs πŸ’…πŸ”₯
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.

Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !

Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.

D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.

Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.

MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1

The end

ca i join?

Yep, but you need to give me a personnality, and a color
Also for colors it won't be exactly the same in order to have no overlaps

j'ai perdu le compte des personnages lΓ 

Moi aussi mais on s'en fiche y en a qu'un tiers qui est important
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lance4-_ wrote:
Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ΒΏ?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...

Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.

Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious |)*[
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead πŸ€“β˜οΈ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs πŸ’…πŸ”₯
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.

Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !

Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.

D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.

Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.

MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1

The end

ca i join?

Yep, but you need to give me a personnality, and a color
Also for colors it won't be exactly the same in order to have no overlaps
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Noob and Princess on their way to react with all the options :

Also Nudgy that is a complete fail of your new year resolution lol.  
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Senko wrote:
villain arc moment ?????
On a more serious note all the thing about me could be really interesting, considering how my personality is actually so fucked up irl, like I can't explain why but I love this

Just felt like going a different route. Btw, everyone's personnalities will be highlighted in this season, since I decided not too much is gonna happen
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Yay my East Asian moral etiquette is invading MKPCverse, 11/10 episode btw

Yeah I admit this was not the best comeback ever, but at least, it's finally out

Thank you so much for the comment :D
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Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ΒΏ?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...

Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.

Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious |)*[
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead πŸ€“β˜οΈ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs πŸ’…πŸ”₯
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.

Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !

Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.

D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ΒΏ?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.

Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.

MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1

The end
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Screw it or don't it? #1

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Mario100 wrote:
When I think of it saying screw it or don’t it, I think about @Senko looking a Lely and screaming, β€œScrew it! I want to screw it!”

The fact that I read this as "Senko locking a Lely and screaming" made it even weirder lmfao
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Exrio wrote:
Exrio wrote:
Exrio wrote:
[quote=Exrio]Shall I watch the penny's big breakaway video on nintendo switch???

screw it = yes
don't it = no

first to comment will decide


Screw it!

UMMMM...

LIVE REACTION
H-here we g-go...
...
Should I do it?
*Does it*
WORST MISAKE OF MY LIFE WHAT IS THISSSSSS
*Dislikes it*
END.

OVERALL REPORT.
Rating: -100000000/10
My quote: Bro. Just bro. I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH, EVEN THO I NEVER PLAYED IT.
     
     
help SOMEBODY HELP US

Never saw someone have such a cringe reaction to a simple TEASER
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Exrio wrote:
Shall I watch the penny's big breakaway video on nintendo switch???

screw it = yes
don't it = no

first to comment will decide

If you want to, yes. If you don't want to, no.

I will code your minecraft education ideas

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Title says everything but title doesn't make any sense

(CREATORS NEEDED) Blover Racing Season 1

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i thought there would be tracks created overnight

You didn't change. It's been 18 hours, people can't create good tracks in 18 hours. Also I doubt many people will want to help considering how bad, bratty and annoying your behavior was during the creation of Spheal Kart.
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The Hell of Spheal Kart : Season 2
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is it music park or melody motorway?

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Musical Park of the Melodic Moterway

Most Dumb things you did

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I once told other people, friends of mine mostly what had happened in the dorms of a school trip, but turns out it was false, which I didn't know since it was dark, and people decided to be pissy and embarrassing and that was humiliating for the dude. We made up but I learnt to try and keep my tongue in my mouth since then.

I never do anything purposefully hurtful, but I sure do a lot of dumb things that create me regrets, so this topic is just perfect for me.

What do you call this track DK Summit or DK snowboard Cross? :)

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Senko wrote:
pic dk

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I call it DK Snowboard Cr-- DK Summit

Pixel Teaches YOU How To Get Better At MKPC

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osc-omb wrote:
i can feel the skill coming inside of me

W-
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