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6070 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-03-18 at 13:37:16
Name: Poland
Gender: Male
Personality: Poland
Powers(Optional): It can "into space"
it can what into space ? Gender: Male
Personality: Poland
Powers(Optional): It can "into space"
and what do u mean by poland personnality
I see you're not a man of culture...
On 2024-03-18 at 01:54:32
Country:Moldova
Personality: Unknown by Europe But Very Much Has Hatred For Ukraine, Russia, And USA
Gender:Female
Lore: Error 404 Not Found
Color:Orange
Allies: Most Of The EU, Canada, Romania
Signature:
Moldova
Personality: Unknown by Europe But Very Much Has Hatred For Ukraine, Russia, And USA
Gender:Female
Lore: Error 404 Not Found
Color:Orange
Allies: Most Of The EU, Canada, Romania
Signature:
Moldova
1Chatroom.
On 2024-06-15 at 21:08:09
What's up, Andrew?
honestly, QUINTIPLE posts?
thats not allowed x5
what
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
minecraft is good
On 2024-06-15 at 16:36:32
It's a room of nine year old minecrafters 💀💀💀
And you're a nine year old dude joking about 7+2/11. Who's the better one ? I don't know.
why do you add it up like 7+2/11 why not just say it
True.
Or she made it a challenge for MKPC members
If you do not know, just use a calculator.
A calculator says:
(spoiler if Lely meant it as a challenge)
It's 7 + 2 I think everyone here is capable of simple addition
Wrong. Lely said 7+2/11
That is 7 plus 2 divided by 11.
he was talking about September 11th 2001
💀 (Seriously you ruined the joke)
Why people are leaving
On 2024-06-15 at 16:39:26
I originally was going to let it alone, but a lot of people are leaving as of right now, so I decided to address it.
The community is terrible.
There are no other words to describe it. It's plain and simple. A pattern is that the site becomes an absolute shitshow for a month or two, then it gets a 4-month break during which the ambiance is good.
For example : last year, the website got terrible in March-April due to me and another user repeatedly arguing. Times got better, until August-September in which there was the KirbyBoy drama and the site getting bad to the point we got new mods. We got the new mods, and in January-February the site got bad again.
But now it isn't stopping. An it's going downhill as we speak.
Why? Simply because people have mainly started to acknowledge it recently.
At the start of the year, we had Spheal, we had Lance, we had Kirbytriple, and Mike/Choco slightly. The latter two got better, the rest eventually got inactive, except for Lance/Cario. We had PokeGD, Cyclops and Fourner, three forum kids that really did not help. At the same time, Limey got banned for a really weird and serious "joke", while Krazey got banned as well for having slightly racist views in some toxic topic. At the same time, alexbeaup kept on spamming the meme topic. Coolmonkey gpt mad as well for a stupid joke that Nudge and Osc had made, and it eventually generated a whole drama where the whole community yelled stupidly.
But right now, the site is still going worse, with forum kids like ShortCut, while, despite getting banned quickly, add to that general feeling of bad ambiance.
Because back in 2022, a lot of games were ongoing on the forum. There was positive activity. I had a topic with endless questions, Nudge and Max hosted several gameshows... and that is why 2022 was a better year than 2023 or 2024 so far for me. Despite the general ambiance worsening, there was still some positivity to balance it out.
But now not anymore.
Some topics get created, debate gets sparked, and arguments eventually take place where they should not have. The Fornite topic. Respectful opinions that somehow provoked a fight and an user leaving, even if he did came back.
But why ?
Well, the staff's activity has been slowing down a tad. Some of the staff members are older than most, so they are already in high school, college or superior studies and have no business handling some kids yelling at each other. It's also exam time for most, so most admins are busy with real life issues and have no time for this. Max and Nudge do try to interact a bit, Ahmad and Tox sometimes check out what is going on, but for Wal and Mudky, we rarely see them around. Now I would like to clarify something, this is not a reproach : MKPC should not be important in someone's life when they are over the age of sixteen. But it explains as to why more forum kids are roaming around, and also the community really didn't acknowledge much until very recently, to the point where it is seemingly hard to go even lower.
No positive activity. The topics are boring. When one forum kid get banned, another takes his place. Bad players complaining about rd right as we speak (quite literally since I just answered a complaint on a different tab while writing this essay). And a bad ambiance overall. It's the forum kids against everyone. There is a report button, or there is something called constructive criticism. You can try once to make the forum kid understand. If they don't, report his next message. It seems logical.
But it's not in reality what occurs. What occurs is the users trying to fight the forum kids by screaming even more, creating an argument whereas it could've been avoided.
I am so tired of this. I don't even want the community to move along together anymore like in 2023. But as a French singer that I despise said...
We don't talk about a better world anymore, we just want to save this one.
Yeah. Making this community good again is impossible. Too much wrong has been done, and there are not enough solutions at the moment. But at least, let's try to make it bearable.
The community is terrible.
There are no other words to describe it. It's plain and simple. A pattern is that the site becomes an absolute shitshow for a month or two, then it gets a 4-month break during which the ambiance is good.
For example : last year, the website got terrible in March-April due to me and another user repeatedly arguing. Times got better, until August-September in which there was the KirbyBoy drama and the site getting bad to the point we got new mods. We got the new mods, and in January-February the site got bad again.
But now it isn't stopping. An it's going downhill as we speak.
Why? Simply because people have mainly started to acknowledge it recently.
At the start of the year, we had Spheal, we had Lance, we had Kirbytriple, and Mike/Choco slightly. The latter two got better, the rest eventually got inactive, except for Lance/Cario. We had PokeGD, Cyclops and Fourner, three forum kids that really did not help. At the same time, Limey got banned for a really weird and serious "joke", while Krazey got banned as well for having slightly racist views in some toxic topic. At the same time, alexbeaup kept on spamming the meme topic. Coolmonkey gpt mad as well for a stupid joke that Nudge and Osc had made, and it eventually generated a whole drama where the whole community yelled stupidly.
But right now, the site is still going worse, with forum kids like ShortCut, while, despite getting banned quickly, add to that general feeling of bad ambiance.
Because back in 2022, a lot of games were ongoing on the forum. There was positive activity. I had a topic with endless questions, Nudge and Max hosted several gameshows... and that is why 2022 was a better year than 2023 or 2024 so far for me. Despite the general ambiance worsening, there was still some positivity to balance it out.
But now not anymore.
Some topics get created, debate gets sparked, and arguments eventually take place where they should not have. The Fornite topic. Respectful opinions that somehow provoked a fight and an user leaving, even if he did came back.
But why ?
Well, the staff's activity has been slowing down a tad. Some of the staff members are older than most, so they are already in high school, college or superior studies and have no business handling some kids yelling at each other. It's also exam time for most, so most admins are busy with real life issues and have no time for this. Max and Nudge do try to interact a bit, Ahmad and Tox sometimes check out what is going on, but for Wal and Mudky, we rarely see them around. Now I would like to clarify something, this is not a reproach : MKPC should not be important in someone's life when they are over the age of sixteen. But it explains as to why more forum kids are roaming around, and also the community really didn't acknowledge much until very recently, to the point where it is seemingly hard to go even lower.
No positive activity. The topics are boring. When one forum kid get banned, another takes his place. Bad players complaining about rd right as we speak (quite literally since I just answered a complaint on a different tab while writing this essay). And a bad ambiance overall. It's the forum kids against everyone. There is a report button, or there is something called constructive criticism. You can try once to make the forum kid understand. If they don't, report his next message. It seems logical.
But it's not in reality what occurs. What occurs is the users trying to fight the forum kids by screaming even more, creating an argument whereas it could've been avoided.
I am so tired of this. I don't even want the community to move along together anymore like in 2023. But as a French singer that I despise said...
We don't talk about a better world anymore, we just want to save this one.
Yeah. Making this community good again is impossible. Too much wrong has been done, and there are not enough solutions at the moment. But at least, let's try to make it bearable.
goofy ah speech
Your the goofy ass one for speaking your bullshit
nah you guys all just seem very very hipocritical pretty much all the time and its genuinly funny to see you having a conversation about why people are leaving💀
It's funny to see you say this since you joined a week ago💀
Leave him alone he probably thinks he can do anything on this site
On 2024-06-08 at 04:01:11
After hearing all that Lely said, I REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY wish I checked out MKPC earlier in my life. (so I didn't miss out on anything cool, like the purple shell, previous projects & fanfics, and older members) I remember seeing a MarioPower555 vid mentioning this site, but I now am here in the future, wishing my past self that I just STOPED to check this site earlier, but I didn't since my fat ass was only focused on watching Youtube!
WHY!??!
WHY!??!
the dark shell you say? i remember the dark shell...
What was the dark shell?
blue shell but it kills the person in last
*absolutely obliterates
If u could Delete any character from mariokart, who would u delete
On 2024-02-15 at 18:02:37
Gold Mario, he's a clone to Metal Mario.
THEN KILL ALL MARIO CLONES EVEN LUIGI
I'm gonna try this again (fanfic applications)
On 2024-04-28 at 04:48:10
Name Max (before that damn fox furry takes it)
Color: Lime Green
Species: Cute alien
Personality: Has a need for speed (and dropping out)
Dislikes: School, Furrys, Apple "Slaves"
Likes: Rap, BBC (NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING), Vietnam
And I'm a student (if it wasn't obvious)
Color: Lime Green
Species: Cute alien
Personality: Has a need for speed (and dropping out)
Dislikes: School, Furrys, Apple "Slaves"
Likes: Rap, BBC (NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING), Vietnam
And I'm a student (if it wasn't obvious)
8I GOT THE 1:17
On 2024-05-15 at 06:00:09
Congrats!
I will answer any questions you ask
On 2024-05-12 at 18:08:52
Am I addicted to MKPC?
2
1On 2024-04-03 at 00:44:19
Am I the crazy one, or is everyone else crazy!? What is crazy!? What is what!? What is!? Does it matter!? What is matter!? Why does matter matter!? CAN YOU HELP ME!?!?!?
Go to Trinidad During Carnival in 2025 You will find sanity
[FANFIC] Super MKPC World (MATURE CONTENT WARNING)
On 2024-04-28 at 04:30:14
Honest to fucking god I haven't Been here since last month and I forgor💀 to put my info in soo...
Name: Latbiu
Color: Gold
Weapons: Shotgun, Bat w/nails
Personality: Kind unless shit goes sideways, def not a simp
Honeland: Trinidad And Tobago (will speak in a trinidadian Accent When serious)
Edit: I can't draw but my character is based on my but older:
Short buzz cut (why mom)
Brown skin (very important (not to any lore))
Liverpool Jersey
Philadelphia Union Backpack (with pepper spray)
Air Force 1's
Random khaki pants
Big forehead Big helmet
Name: Latbiu
Color: Gold
Weapons: Shotgun, Bat w/nails
Personality: Kind unless shit goes sideways, def not a simp
Honeland: Trinidad And Tobago (will speak in a trinidadian Accent When serious)
Edit: I can't draw but my character is based on my but older:
Short buzz cut (why mom)
Brown skin (very important (not to any lore))
Liverpool Jersey
Philadelphia Union Backpack (with pepper spray)
Air Force 1's
Random khaki pants
1On 2024-03-06 at 21:13:39
Im hoping for someone to die someone plz be stupid plz I missed the deadline
its been a while
On 2024-04-30 at 20:46:34
hello, its been a while hasnt it? Yes about like 2 months ago i just *dissapered* from the community. so im back for some Fun onthis amazing web!
8
3Why I've been gone
On 2024-04-27 at 16:23:40
I HAD ZERO INTERNET I WAS SICK WITH NO HEAT AND I HAVE PSSAS ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY (not mad just went a bit crazy without internet)
[FANFIC] MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders (MATURE CONTENT AND VIOLENCE WARNING)
On 2023-12-26 at 15:47:35
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
Yes it was 2 years ago
On 2023-12-25 at 02:55:13
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
On 2023-12-23 at 00:45:35
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Me after seeing the second episode: HOLY LEVATAITING
On 2023-12-22 at 02:31:10
Case 0, Episode 1, 19:23pm
Lely: Man, what a beautiful day... (Lely is relaxing on a field with his pals taking idyllic photographs of the view of MKPC City, which is surprisingly green and non-polluted for a bustling urban city)
Suika: I know... MKPC City is so peaceful... (Suika strokes one of her pet wolves)
Lely: You never told me you kept wolves, Suika... (A wolf sniffs at Lely's leg and nuzzles up next to him) Awww, they're so cute!
Nudge: Stop fussing over Suika's wolves so much you sensitive idiot, I've got much more important things to do.
Suika: What, like reciting the whole of Hamlet on your own? (Suika and Lely laugh at Nudge behind his back)
Nudge: Whatever. D4rk, wanna help me out with this play I'm performing at Waluigi Pinball soon?
D4rk: Anything to get away from those smelly wolves.
Pixel: Goddamn, have a heart you two, Suika's wolves are adorable... like her...
Nudge: Oh my fucking days, now you're being cringe too.
Pixel: I thought you had 'much more important things to do', am I correct?
D4rk: She's right Nu- (Nudge sucker punches D4rk in the face)
Nudge: No I definitely didn't say that you dumbfuck, now are you gonna help me out or what?
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever, I'd rather fuss over a cute little wolf than some old play written in hieroglyphics. (Goes back to fussing Suika's pet wolves)
Lely: Besides, I haven't seen Max around much, or Nodac and Choco for that matter. I'm starting to get worried...
Krazey: They're probably fine, anyway I got under 39 seconds running 3 laps around Mario Circuit 1. Impressive, huh?
Lely: (Shrugs his shoulders) I guess...
Daisanko: Oh, here's Max and Nodac now... But where're Choco and- (Choco falls out of a tree and almost lands on Daisanko's head) AAARRGH! Watch where you're landing...
Choco: Owie wowie... (A transceiver falls out of Choco's back pocket)
Daisanko: Why is there a transceiver in your pocket? Ugh, don't tell me it's got something to do with K again...
K: Nice fucking blowing my cover... (K jumps out of the tree... and lands in a nearby hole) Shit.
Ruri: (Helps K out of the void) Oh shit sorry, I must've conjured that black hole without thinking...
Lely: Wow, what an oddly tumultuous but peaceful day...
Max: (Runs up the hill) I'm back!
Lely: Where did you even go?! We were worried sick!
Nudge: Bold of you to assume I was ever worried.
Pixel: Not everything is about you alone, furball.
Nudge: And can you stop chipping into conversations that have nothing to do with you?
Pixel: (Muttering under her breath) Funny you saying that...
Max: Sorry I was so long, I was just- (A black and white robotic bear appears behind Max) HOLY SHIT- (A laser knocks everyone unconscious) Ugggh... I can't... losing conscience...
Lely: Man, what a beautiful day... (Lely is relaxing on a field with his pals taking idyllic photographs of the view of MKPC City, which is surprisingly green and non-polluted for a bustling urban city)
Suika: I know... MKPC City is so peaceful... (Suika strokes one of her pet wolves)
Lely: You never told me you kept wolves, Suika... (A wolf sniffs at Lely's leg and nuzzles up next to him) Awww, they're so cute!
Nudge: Stop fussing over Suika's wolves so much you sensitive idiot, I've got much more important things to do.
Suika: What, like reciting the whole of Hamlet on your own? (Suika and Lely laugh at Nudge behind his back)
Nudge: Whatever. D4rk, wanna help me out with this play I'm performing at Waluigi Pinball soon?
D4rk: Anything to get away from those smelly wolves.
Pixel: Goddamn, have a heart you two, Suika's wolves are adorable... like her...
Nudge: Oh my fucking days, now you're being cringe too.
Pixel: I thought you had 'much more important things to do', am I correct?
D4rk: She's right Nu- (Nudge sucker punches D4rk in the face)
Nudge: No I definitely didn't say that you dumbfuck, now are you gonna help me out or what?
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever, I'd rather fuss over a cute little wolf than some old play written in hieroglyphics. (Goes back to fussing Suika's pet wolves)
Lely: Besides, I haven't seen Max around much, or Nodac and Choco for that matter. I'm starting to get worried...
Krazey: They're probably fine, anyway I got under 39 seconds running 3 laps around Mario Circuit 1. Impressive, huh?
Lely: (Shrugs his shoulders) I guess...
Daisanko: Oh, here's Max and Nodac now... But where're Choco and- (Choco falls out of a tree and almost lands on Daisanko's head) AAARRGH! Watch where you're landing...
Choco: Owie wowie... (A transceiver falls out of Choco's back pocket)
Daisanko: Why is there a transceiver in your pocket? Ugh, don't tell me it's got something to do with K again...
K: Nice fucking blowing my cover... (K jumps out of the tree... and lands in a nearby hole) Shit.
Ruri: (Helps K out of the void) Oh shit sorry, I must've conjured that black hole without thinking...
Lely: Wow, what an oddly tumultuous but peaceful day...
Max: (Runs up the hill) I'm back!
Lely: Where did you even go?! We were worried sick!
Nudge: Bold of you to assume I was ever worried.
Pixel: Not everything is about you alone, furball.
Nudge: And can you stop chipping into conversations that have nothing to do with you?
Pixel: (Muttering under her breath) Funny you saying that...
Max: Sorry I was so long, I was just- (A black and white robotic bear appears behind Max) HOLY SHIT- (A laser knocks everyone unconscious) Ugggh... I can't... losing conscience...
Yay I'm so irrelevant on MKPC that I have ZERO FUCKING LINES
Please count how many lines are in the episode itself before you cry about having no lines 💀💀💀
😐 it was a joke plus I know I'm probably gonna show up in episode 2
On 2023-12-21 at 22:35:32
Case 0, Episode 1, 19:23pm
Lely: Man, what a beautiful day... (Lely is relaxing on a field with his pals taking idyllic photographs of the view of MKPC City, which is surprisingly green and non-polluted for a bustling urban city)
Suika: I know... MKPC City is so peaceful... (Suika strokes one of her pet wolves)
Lely: You never told me you kept wolves, Suika... (A wolf sniffs at Lely's leg and nuzzles up next to him) Awww, they're so cute!
Nudge: Stop fussing over Suika's wolves so much you sensitive idiot, I've got much more important things to do.
Suika: What, like reciting the whole of Hamlet on your own? (Suika and Lely laugh at Nudge behind his back)
Nudge: Whatever. D4rk, wanna help me out with this play I'm performing at Waluigi Pinball soon?
D4rk: Anything to get away from those smelly wolves.
Pixel: Goddamn, have a heart you two, Suika's wolves are adorable... like her...
Nudge: Oh my fucking days, now you're being cringe too.
Pixel: I thought you had 'much more important things to do', am I correct?
D4rk: She's right Nu- (Nudge sucker punches D4rk in the face)
Nudge: No I definitely didn't say that you dumbfuck, now are you gonna help me out or what?
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever, I'd rather fuss over a cute little wolf than some old play written in hieroglyphics. (Goes back to fussing Suika's pet wolves)
Lely: Besides, I haven't seen Max around much, or Nodac and Choco for that matter. I'm starting to get worried...
Krazey: They're probably fine, anyway I got under 39 seconds running 3 laps around Mario Circuit 1. Impressive, huh?
Lely: (Shrugs his shoulders) I guess...
Daisanko: Oh, here's Max and Nodac now... But where're Choco and- (Choco falls out of a tree and almost lands on Daisanko's head) AAARRGH! Watch where you're landing...
Choco: Owie wowie... (A transceiver falls out of Choco's back pocket)
Daisanko: Why is there a transceiver in your pocket? Ugh, don't tell me it's got something to do with K again...
K: Nice fucking blowing my cover... (K jumps out of the tree... and lands in a nearby hole) Shit.
Ruri: (Helps K out of the void) Oh shit sorry, I must've conjured that black hole without thinking...
Lely: Wow, what an oddly tumultuous but peaceful day...
Max: (Runs up the hill) I'm back!
Lely: Where did you even go?! We were worried sick!
Nudge: Bold of you to assume I was ever worried.
Pixel: Not everything is about you alone, furball.
Nudge: And can you stop chipping into conversations that have nothing to do with you?
Pixel: (Muttering under her breath) Funny you saying that...
Max: Sorry I was so long, I was just- (A black and white robotic bear appears behind Max) HOLY SHIT- (A laser knocks everyone unconscious) Ugggh... I can't... losing conscience...
Lely: Man, what a beautiful day... (Lely is relaxing on a field with his pals taking idyllic photographs of the view of MKPC City, which is surprisingly green and non-polluted for a bustling urban city)
Suika: I know... MKPC City is so peaceful... (Suika strokes one of her pet wolves)
Lely: You never told me you kept wolves, Suika... (A wolf sniffs at Lely's leg and nuzzles up next to him) Awww, they're so cute!
Nudge: Stop fussing over Suika's wolves so much you sensitive idiot, I've got much more important things to do.
Suika: What, like reciting the whole of Hamlet on your own? (Suika and Lely laugh at Nudge behind his back)
Nudge: Whatever. D4rk, wanna help me out with this play I'm performing at Waluigi Pinball soon?
D4rk: Anything to get away from those smelly wolves.
Pixel: Goddamn, have a heart you two, Suika's wolves are adorable... like her...
Nudge: Oh my fucking days, now you're being cringe too.
Pixel: I thought you had 'much more important things to do', am I correct?
D4rk: She's right Nu- (Nudge sucker punches D4rk in the face)
Nudge: No I definitely didn't say that you dumbfuck, now are you gonna help me out or what?
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever, I'd rather fuss over a cute little wolf than some old play written in hieroglyphics. (Goes back to fussing Suika's pet wolves)
Lely: Besides, I haven't seen Max around much, or Nodac and Choco for that matter. I'm starting to get worried...
Krazey: They're probably fine, anyway I got under 39 seconds running 3 laps around Mario Circuit 1. Impressive, huh?
Lely: (Shrugs his shoulders) I guess...
Daisanko: Oh, here's Max and Nodac now... But where're Choco and- (Choco falls out of a tree and almost lands on Daisanko's head) AAARRGH! Watch where you're landing...
Choco: Owie wowie... (A transceiver falls out of Choco's back pocket)
Daisanko: Why is there a transceiver in your pocket? Ugh, don't tell me it's got something to do with K again...
K: Nice fucking blowing my cover... (K jumps out of the tree... and lands in a nearby hole) Shit.
Ruri: (Helps K out of the void) Oh shit sorry, I must've conjured that black hole without thinking...
Lely: Wow, what an oddly tumultuous but peaceful day...
Max: (Runs up the hill) I'm back!
Lely: Where did you even go?! We were worried sick!
Nudge: Bold of you to assume I was ever worried.
Pixel: Not everything is about you alone, furball.
Nudge: And can you stop chipping into conversations that have nothing to do with you?
Pixel: (Muttering under her breath) Funny you saying that...
Max: Sorry I was so long, I was just- (A black and white robotic bear appears behind Max) HOLY SHIT- (A laser knocks everyone unconscious) Ugggh... I can't... losing conscience...
Yay I'm so irrelevant on MKPC that I have ZERO FUCKING LINES