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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-11-03 at 17:02:55
DAY 34: wut
The winning move was suggested by @Fiery, being:
turn the chessboard into the entire MPM map
I had to use only a small bit of the map so it would fit over the chessboard so sorry for that
Does it really matter whose turn it is anymore
You have until tomorrow
The winning move was suggested by @Fiery, being:
turn the chessboard into the entire MPM map
I had to use only a small bit of the map so it would fit over the chessboard so sorry for that
Does it really matter whose turn it is anymore
You have until tomorrow
NOO! MY EMPIRE!!!1
M&L escapes to the middle of Africa jus bcuz
jokes for mkpc
On 2024-10-26 at 20:36:49
there will be daily jokes the first one
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
That's not a joke.
ugliest baby
monkey
I mean it's a little brazen but come on. Irony? 🙃
On 2024-10-26 at 17:49:21
To the person who invented zero - thanks for nothing!
7[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
On 2024-06-04 at 20:08:17
I am confused what is this? (whats a fanfic)
Stories that are in episodes (although in this they're chapters instead) with members from this site as characters
Well, erm technically
anybody could be a character even if they're not a member of the site. A fanfic can have only fictional characters too On 2024-05-14 at 01:57:47
Chapter 10 : Run Aw2y
So that nobody gets hurt anymore...
MKPC Archipel's Court
Pianta : Officer, I found these people. They crushed an innocent Pianta with a boulder. They are public nuisances. They need to be imprisoned.
Lely : *cries* He was--
Pianta : Shut up and let me finish ! This society is falling apart because of you ! You are the ones violenting the rules and making this place such a hellhole. AND NOW YOU MAY TALK !
Nudge : Um excuse me, but I think there is a concept called self defense. This man broke Max's ankle : he damaged us just like we did to him. He also threw boulders at us. I did threaten him with a knife, but--
Pianta : KNIVES !!! OH MY !!!
Nudge : -- but he had some too, and I never ever touched him with the knife. Also you have selective hearing.
VC : This is bullshit ! We have no business being here !
Pianta : SHUT UP !! THE SENTENCE WILL BE EVEN HEAVIER FOR YOU !!
Hearing these words, Lely just broke down, crying. Nobody wanted to say anything anymore. The judge had spit his venom, and no MKPCian was going to make things worse.
Pianta : Oh, and to be cruel. You know what's in the mountain ? Cameron has imprisoned him there. It's your friend, Eli. The fragments were to save him and he will forever be stuck--
Alice : EXCUSE ME WHAT ??
Furious, Alice jumped on the judge. The rest of the courtroom looked either shocked or disgusted by the judge.
Nudge : Everything's going down
But then, Lely stood up, seemed to see something...
And started to run away towards the exit. Soon after, everyone followed him, the judge choking on the ground and completely helpless while the courtroom was just filming the chaos unfold. Alice was done, and she even stole the judge's car. Furious, she invited everyone inside, and since it was a police car, they fit in. Her driving was kind of drunken looking since she was seeing red, but she managed to lead them to the mountain anyways. The moon was shining.
Dayzi : So we can't have a normal competition just like before ?
Choco : I would have said tomorrow, cause we will all be together...
Lely : No... we will be seen as criminals... we won't be together by tomorrow...
Max : How could the judges be this dumb ? I'm probably even less dumb than they are !
Krazey : That is yet to confirm.
Suddenly, they arrived. Ster and Chuck had, to their surprise, already created a tunnel inside of the mountain.
Ster : Hello ! We used the same boulders Cameron used to dig a tunnel. We didn't know Eli was in there but we heard the live info, so we got to work. Here, he is waiting for you inside.
So Alice walked in first, Lely following her. Nudge was following Lely, and the other followed as well. They arrived and saw someone crying on the ground.
And it was Eli.
Eli : You... guys are here ?
Alice : We are.
As they all hugged, they heard the police coming over again, but they were stopped by Ster and Chuck. James, who was checking social media, notuced the judge getting cancelled on the ex blue bird app. They were so happy, just being all together again, and they just stayed here together.
They would be, together by tomorrow...
So that nobody gets hurt anymore...
MKPC Archipel's Court
Pianta : Officer, I found these people. They crushed an innocent Pianta with a boulder. They are public nuisances. They need to be imprisoned.
Lely : *cries* He was--
Pianta : Shut up and let me finish ! This society is falling apart because of you ! You are the ones violenting the rules and making this place such a hellhole. AND NOW YOU MAY TALK !
Nudge : Um excuse me, but I think there is a concept called self defense. This man broke Max's ankle : he damaged us just like we did to him. He also threw boulders at us. I did threaten him with a knife, but--
Pianta : KNIVES !!! OH MY !!!
Nudge : -- but he had some too, and I never ever touched him with the knife. Also you have selective hearing.
VC : This is bullshit ! We have no business being here !
Pianta : SHUT UP !! THE SENTENCE WILL BE EVEN HEAVIER FOR YOU !!
Hearing these words, Lely just broke down, crying. Nobody wanted to say anything anymore. The judge had spit his venom, and no MKPCian was going to make things worse.
Pianta : Oh, and to be cruel. You know what's in the mountain ? Cameron has imprisoned him there. It's your friend, Eli. The fragments were to save him and he will forever be stuck--
Alice : EXCUSE ME WHAT ??
Furious, Alice jumped on the judge. The rest of the courtroom looked either shocked or disgusted by the judge.
Nudge : Everything's going down
But then, Lely stood up, seemed to see something...
And started to run away towards the exit. Soon after, everyone followed him, the judge choking on the ground and completely helpless while the courtroom was just filming the chaos unfold. Alice was done, and she even stole the judge's car. Furious, she invited everyone inside, and since it was a police car, they fit in. Her driving was kind of drunken looking since she was seeing red, but she managed to lead them to the mountain anyways. The moon was shining.
Dayzi : So we can't have a normal competition just like before ?
Choco : I would have said tomorrow, cause we will all be together...
Lely : No... we will be seen as criminals... we won't be together by tomorrow...
Max : How could the judges be this dumb ? I'm probably even less dumb than they are !
Krazey : That is yet to confirm.
Suddenly, they arrived. Ster and Chuck had, to their surprise, already created a tunnel inside of the mountain.
Ster : Hello ! We used the same boulders Cameron used to dig a tunnel. We didn't know Eli was in there but we heard the live info, so we got to work. Here, he is waiting for you inside.
So Alice walked in first, Lely following her. Nudge was following Lely, and the other followed as well. They arrived and saw someone crying on the ground.
And it was Eli.
Eli : You... guys are here ?
Alice : We are.
As they all hugged, they heard the police coming over again, but they were stopped by Ster and Chuck. James, who was checking social media, notuced the judge getting cancelled on the ex blue bird app. They were so happy, just being all together again, and they just stayed here together.
They would be, together by tomorrow...
MKPC Archipel 2024 Season
The end
The end
Well that turned around fast. Good episode 👏
1On 2024-05-13 at 03:27:55
Chapter 9 : Run Away
We need to be together to find out,
What's hiding at 9 and three quarters...
9:45PM
Cameron : Hahahaha... so you were not able to make it out safe. A broken ankle for your captain, oh isn't it unfortunate ?
James : What ? Oh no...
Cameron : Hmm... You all are so naive and weak. How can you search the fragments now, huh ?
Choco : That won't be our objective. Our objective will be to destroy you. I am texting the Green Team right now to rally them to us.
"hey everyone, pls come back. max's ankle is broken and we won't fight for the fragments. we need to emprison cameron, or worse. he hurt us, and badly.
When Lely received the message...
Lely : WAIT ! Choco texted me saying we need to emprison Cameron because he broke Max's ankle. We need to go back to help them fight him.
Nudge : What ? Huh ? No we won't. Eliminates concurrence.
Lely : But Cameron is a nuisance to the island, not less than Eli. We need to fight him and asap.
Nudge : Istg this kid....
Back to the Teal Team.
Krazey : C'mon bro. We barely did anything to you, why are you so mean ?
Cameron : Well, I have a story. But I'll spare you of it. Death is better than boredom, don't you think so ?
James : You are a horrible person !!!
Cameron : Heh. I know. But what can you do ? Nothing except crying.
Choco : Tell us the story ! WE WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER !
Cameron : Heh. Okay, I guess. What can it hurt ? So basically, when I was a child, I was always unloved. Truth is, Ster and Chuck are my brothers. Chuck is the oldest, and Ster is the youngest. I am the middle child, I was always neglected. My parents did not care. They didn't scream at me, but they would always leave me on the side, as bored as I could be. So I want to handle my life all by myself, but, heh... Chuck and Ster keep me in check. But I had enough. I want to have fun and I want to have importance.
Nudge : Pick me ahh energy...
Choco : Oh thank lord, you are back !
Nudge : Yeah, 'cause Lely is right...
Lely : To fight a nuisance, we need to be together ! So the teams don't matter anymore. We'll be as one.
Choco : That's so true !
Krazey : First of all, yay. Second of all, why are you such an attention seeker ? I thought you were abused and disciplined as child, THAT would have been hella cool, but no, you're just the middle child. Oh welp.
Cameron : Do not try to play with the fire that runs within my veins and with the fire that I am...
Alice : That's my line, you unoriginal copycat. Build some personnality instead of being a blank copy of the others. That will build you, unlike all the attention seeking
Cameron : Okay that's it...
Cameron then got another boulder ; they were erupting from the mountain frequently. The rock was much faster than the last one.
Lely : No ! MAX !
Max : I can't move...
Lely hurried and carried Max out of the boulder's trajectory. It fell, and pushed the precedent one that stopped right before a cliff. The precedent boulder fell and made a huge hole in the hills. When this happened, some cars started to come towards the mountain.
Cameron then used another boulder to get down from the mountaintop and to fight the MKPCians.
VC : NO ! DO NOT TOUCH ME !
Cameron : I don't need consent, consent needs me. Heh.
Lely : DO NOT TOUCH HER ! *jumps*
Cameron : I will, and you along with her!
Max : Oh no you won't.
Nudge : You thought you were some sort of built monster ? You remain a Pianta, strong for sure, but not even that big. *throws a knife he kept in his pocket*
Cameron : OW !!! NO YOU WON'T LITTLE AMOUNT OF FUR SHIT, COME HERE !
Cameron had VC and Lely in his arms and threw both towards the rock. Luckily, they did not hit the cliff, but fell brutally on the ground and had trouble standing up. Cameron started to bleed from the sides, which made him even more angrier. Nudge was planning to throw another knife in Cameron's face, but Cameron took off the knife and threw it on Nudge. It only hurt one of his ears, but Nudge hissed at the pain.
Nudge : I will not waste my time with someone like you. *gets the knife off and throws him right in Cameron's face, but it gets caught in his tree*
Cameron : Heh... I don't intend to neither.
Both started running around in circles, trying to attack with knives and failed. In the meanwhile, Ben and Lely were talking.
Ben : We need to get one of these boulders, but how?
Lely : I don't know. Maybe try to throw Cameron on the cliff to generate vibrations and to make the rock crush him while he is unconscious.
Lely and Ben told everyone about their plan. Suddenly, Nudge tripped on a rock and Cameron was about to stab him with the knife. But by behind, Lely and Ben grabbed Cameron by the tree, threatening him with the knife on the edge of his neck.
Lely : Move and you die.
Cameron : You think you are scary ? Tears are dropping from your eyes and you are trembling.
Lely : Ve careful.
And when Cameron was about to stand up from the ground, James and Choco grabbed him by the sides, lift him up and threw him towards the cliff. Since his body was strong, the cliff slightly vibrated, and a boulder started getting down.
Cameron : NO... AHHH !
He tried to run but the boulder fell on his ankle, breaking it just like Max's.
Max : SEE HOW THAT FEELS !
Lely : DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN !
Nudge : Keep away from us.
VC : Umm... guys, wait.
Nudge : What?
VC : The police has arrived...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
We need to be together to find out,
What's hiding at 9 and three quarters...
9:45PM
Cameron : Hahahaha... so you were not able to make it out safe. A broken ankle for your captain, oh isn't it unfortunate ?
James : What ? Oh no...
Cameron : Hmm... You all are so naive and weak. How can you search the fragments now, huh ?
Choco : That won't be our objective. Our objective will be to destroy you. I am texting the Green Team right now to rally them to us.
"hey everyone, pls come back. max's ankle is broken and we won't fight for the fragments. we need to emprison cameron, or worse. he hurt us, and badly.
When Lely received the message...
Lely : WAIT ! Choco texted me saying we need to emprison Cameron because he broke Max's ankle. We need to go back to help them fight him.
Nudge : What ? Huh ? No we won't. Eliminates concurrence.
Lely : But Cameron is a nuisance to the island, not less than Eli. We need to fight him and asap.
Nudge : Istg this kid....
Back to the Teal Team.
Krazey : C'mon bro. We barely did anything to you, why are you so mean ?
Cameron : Well, I have a story. But I'll spare you of it. Death is better than boredom, don't you think so ?
James : You are a horrible person !!!
Cameron : Heh. I know. But what can you do ? Nothing except crying.
Choco : Tell us the story ! WE WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER !
Cameron : Heh. Okay, I guess. What can it hurt ? So basically, when I was a child, I was always unloved. Truth is, Ster and Chuck are my brothers. Chuck is the oldest, and Ster is the youngest. I am the middle child, I was always neglected. My parents did not care. They didn't scream at me, but they would always leave me on the side, as bored as I could be. So I want to handle my life all by myself, but, heh... Chuck and Ster keep me in check. But I had enough. I want to have fun and I want to have importance.
Nudge : Pick me ahh energy...
Choco : Oh thank lord, you are back !
Nudge : Yeah, 'cause Lely is right...
Lely : To fight a nuisance, we need to be together ! So the teams don't matter anymore. We'll be as one.
Choco : That's so true !
Krazey : First of all, yay. Second of all, why are you such an attention seeker ? I thought you were abused and disciplined as child, THAT would have been hella cool, but no, you're just the middle child. Oh welp.
Cameron : Do not try to play with the fire that runs within my veins and with the fire that I am...
Alice : That's my line, you unoriginal copycat. Build some personnality instead of being a blank copy of the others. That will build you, unlike all the attention seeking
Cameron : Okay that's it...
Cameron then got another boulder ; they were erupting from the mountain frequently. The rock was much faster than the last one.
Lely : No ! MAX !
Max : I can't move...
Lely hurried and carried Max out of the boulder's trajectory. It fell, and pushed the precedent one that stopped right before a cliff. The precedent boulder fell and made a huge hole in the hills. When this happened, some cars started to come towards the mountain.
Cameron then used another boulder to get down from the mountaintop and to fight the MKPCians.
VC : NO ! DO NOT TOUCH ME !
Cameron : I don't need consent, consent needs me. Heh.
Lely : DO NOT TOUCH HER ! *jumps*
Cameron : I will, and you along with her!
Max : Oh no you won't.
Nudge : You thought you were some sort of built monster ? You remain a Pianta, strong for sure, but not even that big. *throws a knife he kept in his pocket*
Cameron : OW !!! NO YOU WON'T LITTLE AMOUNT OF FUR SHIT, COME HERE !
Cameron had VC and Lely in his arms and threw both towards the rock. Luckily, they did not hit the cliff, but fell brutally on the ground and had trouble standing up. Cameron started to bleed from the sides, which made him even more angrier. Nudge was planning to throw another knife in Cameron's face, but Cameron took off the knife and threw it on Nudge. It only hurt one of his ears, but Nudge hissed at the pain.
Nudge : I will not waste my time with someone like you. *gets the knife off and throws him right in Cameron's face, but it gets caught in his tree*
Cameron : Heh... I don't intend to neither.
Both started running around in circles, trying to attack with knives and failed. In the meanwhile, Ben and Lely were talking.
Ben : We need to get one of these boulders, but how?
Lely : I don't know. Maybe try to throw Cameron on the cliff to generate vibrations and to make the rock crush him while he is unconscious.
Lely and Ben told everyone about their plan. Suddenly, Nudge tripped on a rock and Cameron was about to stab him with the knife. But by behind, Lely and Ben grabbed Cameron by the tree, threatening him with the knife on the edge of his neck.
Lely : Move and you die.
Cameron : You think you are scary ? Tears are dropping from your eyes and you are trembling.
Lely : Ve careful.
And when Cameron was about to stand up from the ground, James and Choco grabbed him by the sides, lift him up and threw him towards the cliff. Since his body was strong, the cliff slightly vibrated, and a boulder started getting down.
Cameron : NO... AHHH !
He tried to run but the boulder fell on his ankle, breaking it just like Max's.
Max : SEE HOW THAT FEELS !
Lely : DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN !
Nudge : Keep away from us.
VC : Umm... guys, wait.
Nudge : What?
VC : The police has arrived...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Run away, run away
Run away and save your life
Run away, run away
Run away if you want to survive
It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh
Run away, oh oh oh oh
You better break free, oh oh oh oh
Run away, oh oh oh oh
Pretty sure that's not where you got the title but xd
On 2024-04-21 at 04:33:49
I think that @TheNudgyHampter
@Senko
@Dietsoda
@Xx-Alyssa-xX
@osc-omb
@Noob68
@NotThatKrazey
@VC
@Dayzi_MK
@TwilightGD
make excellent and top quality tracks, don't you think?
@Senko
@Dietsoda
@Xx-Alyssa-xX
@osc-omb
@Noob68
@NotThatKrazey
@VC
@Dayzi_MK
@TwilightGD
make excellent and top quality tracks, don't you think?
Um wrong topic? And that's a lot of pings
5On 2024-03-08 at 02:08:35
depending on what document (platform, site? Ah, THING!) Depending on what thing you're using to write this you might be able to just load a past version of the document and recover your chapter. Pretty sure Google docs (which I use for fanfics) has that feature but others might have it too.
On 2024-02-28 at 02:13:30
Clearly the suspense is already here
Anything for Christmas?
On 2024-12-23 at 03:05:20
Warhammer
2MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
On 2024-12-25 at 23:45:09
Merry Christmas y'all! 
Danganronpa MKPC 2 (Feedbacks)
On 2024-09-03 at 21:07:40
Aight why not.
Name; K
Color; Dimgray? Gotta find a go-to color one of these days.
Personality; Introvert. Loyal to friends but not trusting anyone else. Willing to kill but doesn't like it. If he kills he'll target someone who's already gotten away with a murder.
Talent; Engineer? Kind of a tinkerer thing. Small machines, bionics, that kinda thing.
PS. Is this a sequel or a redo of this?
Name; K
Color; Dimgray? Gotta find a go-to color one of these days.
Personality; Introvert. Loyal to friends but not trusting anyone else. Willing to kill but doesn't like it. If he kills he'll target someone who's already gotten away with a murder.
Talent; Engineer? Kind of a tinkerer thing. Small machines, bionics, that kinda thing.
PS. Is this a sequel or a redo of this?
I'm back guys.
On 2024-12-23 at 20:44:54
Hi guys, took a break from MKPC because I have got the results of the most important exam in Singapore PSLE so now I got caught up in applying for secondary schools and stuff. I got into one of the top schools in Singapore so I in the clear. if you guys want to know what school well serch up "SCSS" on Google. anyways just made this to say I'm back
Good job and welcome back!
Kommisar's Space: Updates, Projects, & More!
On 2024-12-21 at 23:19:02
Hi y'all 
Yeah so this is just a place where I'll do all the random stuff I used to put in SFA. Questions, announcements, shameless self-advertising, and possibly the odd WH40K meme. And uh if you want to talk to about something and DMs aren't your method of choice ig this is a place for that too.
Anyway, s'long as we're here, a quick update:
Crivility Corporation has slowed down a bit, but it ain't gone. I may or may not post a couple cases on the CS topic soon so if you're interested jus' keep an eye out for that. I'll have to run 'em by some of the other members first so yeah. Soon!
My fanfic, MKPC Academy, is still on hiatus. I've just been really busy with school and I've only got this week of vacation b4 my family drags me off on a trip (more on that later). So not much time for writing and I'd rather spend it in other ways
. Apologies to anyone who's still looking forward to that.
Currently working on another somewhat WH40K-themed circuit. I got a neat idea for a challenge that messes with the lap overrides. Still testing it and I'm gonna have to make a few tweaks, but hopefully there'll be some good stuff coming out soon!
Going on a trip later this month. I probably won't be connecting as much during that time. Will try to do a little but uhh that's going to be difficult at best. By the time I get back school's going to be back in session so again, expect the fanfic to be paused for a while, and any other projects I cook up between now and then will be slowed down as well.
That's it for now. Cya!
Yeah so this is just a place where I'll do all the random stuff I used to put in SFA. Questions, announcements, shameless self-advertising, and possibly the odd WH40K meme. And uh if you want to talk to about something and DMs aren't your method of choice ig this is a place for that too. Anyway, s'long as we're here, a quick update:
Crivility Corporation has slowed down a bit, but it ain't gone. I may or may not post a couple cases on the CS topic soon so if you're interested jus' keep an eye out for that. I'll have to run 'em by some of the other members first so yeah. Soon!
My fanfic, MKPC Academy, is still on hiatus. I've just been really busy with school and I've only got this week of vacation b4 my family drags me off on a trip (more on that later). So not much time for writing and I'd rather spend it in other ways
. Apologies to anyone who's still looking forward to that.Currently working on another somewhat WH40K-themed circuit. I got a neat idea for a challenge that messes with the lap overrides. Still testing it and I'm gonna have to make a few tweaks, but hopefully there'll be some good stuff coming out soon!
Going on a trip later this month. I probably won't be connecting as much during that time. Will try to do a little but uhh that's going to be difficult at best. By the time I get back school's going to be back in session so again, expect the fanfic to be paused for a while, and any other projects I cook up between now and then will be slowed down as well.
That's it for now. Cya!
i accidentally ate a bee
On 2024-12-17 at 03:44:50
how do i remove the bee from my stomach
When did you inhale this bee? There's a very high chance that it's already been digested. I would inform your doctor, & keep an eye out for any behavioral changes(namely, attraction to flowers, fear of death, attempts at flight.)
maybe if i start eating bees my life will be better
Your life could easily become worse as well. If you want a safe bug option, go for ants. They're crunchier, have a higher protein count, and you can stomach more in one go.
I hear some grasshoppers taste like spicy popcorn. Really wanna try those actually. Won't be disappointed if they're different of course 🤠
2On 2024-12-17 at 01:11:03
Wait four hours then go take a-
2I remembered my password
On 2024-12-17 at 05:02:05
Welcome back. I remember you a li'l bit, good to see you again
MKPC Track Nickpicks
On 2024-12-08 at 06:26:50
GBA Sunset Wilds. The offroad bits. Those mess me up so bad. And it's very hard to jump from one uh, driveable?, patch to the next because if you're not way ahead or behind you'll get bumped. Straight into the mud.
We need to remove collision in the Grand Prix mode guys.
On 2024-12-03 at 03:22:12
Actually I think u can do that online. In lounge there aren't collisions.
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2On 2024-11-27 at 06:58:36
GP is supposed to hard so I don't think that should be an option there. But everywhere else, gimme that button.
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