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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2022-12-31 at 06:30:18
Quag. And What In The World Is This Mayhem!?
1Merry Christmas!
On 2022-12-24 at 22:04:49
Merry Christmas!!!⛄🎄 (A day early but I probably won't be on tomorrow anyway).Where are you going tomorrow?
Midnight Mass, then combination of opening presents, helping get ready to host Christmas dinner, and eating an enormous amount of food.
On 2022-12-24 at 21:48:53
Merry Christmas!!!⛄🎄 (A day early but I probably won't be on tomorrow anyway).Toad-al Drama Crossover
On 2022-12-01 at 22:37:50
Finally! Here's Episode 9: Let's Make a Deal
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Lakitu: Last time on Toad-al Drama Crossover; the teams merged, and the game was now individual. With no more safety nets, Birdo was voted out of the game. Now with five more episodes to go, the competition's heating up. Who will be eliminated next on Toad-al! Drama!
The sky turns dark and the ground starts shaking.
Lakitu: Uh, what's going on?
*intro plays*
Fury Bowser stomps onto the scene, with the crew cowering in fear.
[b]Bowser: For three seasons, I've been beaten, mistreated, and robbed of a clean victory. I've tried playing fair, but it's obviously not working, AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TRYING! HAND ME THE MILLION![/b]
Lakitu: You see, I can't just hand it to you. The rulebook clearly states that-
[b]Bowser: YOU WORK FOR ME! YOUR CONTRACT SAYS THAT YOU MUST DO WHATEVER I SAY OR BE THROWN INTO THE LAVA PITS![/b]
Lakitu: And as a contestant on my show, your contract states that no matter how much you bribe me, you cannot receive the grand prize unless you win the final challenge.
Bowser grabs Lakitu by the throat.
Lakitu: Of course, since you're no longer competing, that contract is null and void, he-he. Can you let me go now?
[b]Bowser: If I don't get a million-coin check by the end of the day, you can say goodbye to your arcade, and anyone inside it.[/b]
Lakitu: You're not getting anything.
Bowser takes Lakitu to his lair and ties him up.
[b]Bowser: ATTENTION PLAYERS! THIS ARCADE IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! UNLESS YOUR HOST HANDS ME THE MONEY, DEMOLITION STARTS TOMORROW MORNING! DO AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON YOUR LAST DAYS![/b]
Luigi: Well, this is it. We're all dead men.
Sticks: Don't think like that. The arcade has an exit. We can just escape through there.
Amy: But then there won't be a game.
Sonic: Amy's right. Escaping isn't enough. We need to stop that monster before he does any more damage.
Peach: But where would he be?
Daisy: At his lair. Duh.
Sonic: Then what are we waiting for? Follow me.
Sonic zooms out of the building leaving everyone else behind.
Daisy: SERIOUSLY?
Sticks: Yep. That's our hero.
Hours later, Sonic finds Bowser's lair. He tries to spin dash into him, but is knocked out unconscious.
Lakitu: You said you would only destroy the arcade.
[b]Bowser: Yeah, and anyone who was inside the arcade.[/b]
Lakitu: News flash: Sonic's not in the arcade!
[b]Bowser: I was gonna serve you as a barbecue for my kids, but now that I think about, you'd make a much better castle jester.[/b]
Lakitu: I hope the others are okay.
Daisy sprouts out of a pipe, followed by the other players.
Lakitu: I'm sorry I abandoned you guys, I just didn't wanna remove the whole reason you're playing.
Amy: We'll talk later. First we gotta deal with this guy.
Daisy: Wait!
Players: WHAT?
Daisy: Give him the money! That's all he's here for.
Lakitu: I can't do that! No more cash, no more game.
Sticks: We'll play for bragging rights!
Lakitu: Fine... he can have it. YOU CAN HAVE IT, BOWSER!
Bowser looks in disbelief, takes the brief case, and makes his way to the arcade.
Lakitu: WHAT THE HELL? I GAVE YOU THE MONEY!
The players untie Lakitu and try to race him there, but it's too late. They all watch the arcade burn to the ground.
Luigi: Now what?
Lakitu: Well... we're not calling off the season yet. The stakes may have been lowered, but the game is still on!
Everyone cheers before Amy asks a question.
Amy: What about Sonic.
Lakitu: Seeing as he's no longer in any condition to play a game as brutal as this, I've sent some people to warp him back to Green Hill... as for you watching at home... yeah, I've got nothing. Just stay tuned for another exciting episode of Toad-al! Drama! Crossover!
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I think I made this episode way too short, but I didn't know what else to write.
•
Lakitu: Last time on Toad-al Drama Crossover; the teams merged, and the game was now individual. With no more safety nets, Birdo was voted out of the game. Now with five more episodes to go, the competition's heating up. Who will be eliminated next on Toad-al! Drama!
The sky turns dark and the ground starts shaking.
Lakitu: Uh, what's going on?
*intro plays*
Fury Bowser stomps onto the scene, with the crew cowering in fear.
[b]Bowser: For three seasons, I've been beaten, mistreated, and robbed of a clean victory. I've tried playing fair, but it's obviously not working, AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TRYING! HAND ME THE MILLION![/b]
Lakitu: You see, I can't just hand it to you. The rulebook clearly states that-
[b]Bowser: YOU WORK FOR ME! YOUR CONTRACT SAYS THAT YOU MUST DO WHATEVER I SAY OR BE THROWN INTO THE LAVA PITS![/b]
Lakitu: And as a contestant on my show, your contract states that no matter how much you bribe me, you cannot receive the grand prize unless you win the final challenge.
Bowser grabs Lakitu by the throat.
Lakitu: Of course, since you're no longer competing, that contract is null and void, he-he. Can you let me go now?
[b]Bowser: If I don't get a million-coin check by the end of the day, you can say goodbye to your arcade, and anyone inside it.[/b]
Lakitu: You're not getting anything.
Bowser takes Lakitu to his lair and ties him up.
[b]Bowser: ATTENTION PLAYERS! THIS ARCADE IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! UNLESS YOUR HOST HANDS ME THE MONEY, DEMOLITION STARTS TOMORROW MORNING! DO AS MUCH AS YOU WANT ON YOUR LAST DAYS![/b]
Luigi: Well, this is it. We're all dead men.
Sticks: Don't think like that. The arcade has an exit. We can just escape through there.
Amy: But then there won't be a game.
Sonic: Amy's right. Escaping isn't enough. We need to stop that monster before he does any more damage.
Peach: But where would he be?
Daisy: At his lair. Duh.
Sonic: Then what are we waiting for? Follow me.
Sonic zooms out of the building leaving everyone else behind.
Daisy: SERIOUSLY?
Sticks: Yep. That's our hero.
Hours later, Sonic finds Bowser's lair. He tries to spin dash into him, but is knocked out unconscious.
Lakitu: You said you would only destroy the arcade.
[b]Bowser: Yeah, and anyone who was inside the arcade.[/b]
Lakitu: News flash: Sonic's not in the arcade!
[b]Bowser: I was gonna serve you as a barbecue for my kids, but now that I think about, you'd make a much better castle jester.[/b]
Lakitu: I hope the others are okay.
Daisy sprouts out of a pipe, followed by the other players.
Lakitu: I'm sorry I abandoned you guys, I just didn't wanna remove the whole reason you're playing.
Amy: We'll talk later. First we gotta deal with this guy.
Daisy: Wait!
Players: WHAT?
Daisy: Give him the money! That's all he's here for.
Lakitu: I can't do that! No more cash, no more game.
Sticks: We'll play for bragging rights!
Lakitu: Fine... he can have it. YOU CAN HAVE IT, BOWSER!
Bowser looks in disbelief, takes the brief case, and makes his way to the arcade.
Lakitu: WHAT THE HELL? I GAVE YOU THE MONEY!
The players untie Lakitu and try to race him there, but it's too late. They all watch the arcade burn to the ground.
Luigi: Now what?
Lakitu: Well... we're not calling off the season yet. The stakes may have been lowered, but the game is still on!
Everyone cheers before Amy asks a question.
Amy: What about Sonic.
Lakitu: Seeing as he's no longer in any condition to play a game as brutal as this, I've sent some people to warp him back to Green Hill... as for you watching at home... yeah, I've got nothing. Just stay tuned for another exciting episode of Toad-al! Drama! Crossover!
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I think I made this episode way too short, but I didn't know what else to write.
Well, it was still pretty interesting! Nice plot twist.
hi i am chucks
On 2022-12-21 at 23:09:58
how do i get unbanned?
Behave yourself and maybe the mods will let you have a 2(2222222222)nd chance.
Oh the bitter irony.
The bitter, bitter irony. Get a life.
And yes someone plz lock topic. @RS_Senko?
1On 2022-12-20 at 03:57:04
how do i get unbanned?
Behave yourself and maybe the mods will let you have a 2(2222222222)nd chance.
My friend was harassed and discriminated against on the MKPC Discord server.
On 2022-12-13 at 00:53:24
I'm maybe late but hey, even if chucks is IP banned, if he does come back, or even if he doesn't, I still have a message to tell him.
Well fix yourself.
That might sound really harsh but you're just ridiculous. You've been spamming stuff about Sneed, chucks, etc. and it fairly annoyed people. Becoming an annoying person who broke the rules and annoyed everyone on a daily basis, you got banned for that. But that's not the end.
Since you're back, you've been causing several dramas, spreading the messages of "children shouldn't be on MKPC" while you're acting like a child yourself. You've been creating several alts of yourself to insult, to spam, to be annoying. And apparently you even tried to frame a lot of people into your weird shit. That is defamation you're doing here. Nothing to joke about, nothing to consider normal, nothing to consider good. You don't belong here. You just cause more and more problems. At this point you're just trying to ruin other people's time here, but MKPC has became wide enough to not give a crap about your nonsense stuff. You're alone, and you will always be, if you continue to be like that. Instead of becoming worse at every reproach you take, well think about why are you considered problematic by something that has now grew to be the whole community.
If as many persons as that hate you, you should be thinking "Hey ! Why are people hating on me? What's the problem ? What's wrong in my actions ?" And question yourself. Instead of thinking you are superior to everyone. Because this topic is a proof. We're not defending racism haha. You are. Homophobia is a form of racism you know. Hating on LGBTQIA+ persons is the same thing as hating on African people. That's the fucking same thing. The African people just went through more bashing, but hey. Racism is considering someone is inferior and doesn't have full rights because this person is different. Well that's something horrible. If anything, you're more racist than anyone here. So shut up.
And you are provoking, the same thing that got Ralsei banned and warned. You're mocking DarkLemon who is trying to defend himself against your fake threats and lies. You're going too far. You're hurting him. He's actually hurt, je tries to defend himself but you just pock him more and are basically laughing at his face. Happily nobody believes you. Nobody believes your nonsense shit. Just because it's utterly stupid. You're even arrogant at this point, you're acting like a superior person and you're really being detestable rn. So before calling other people racist while they aren't, and doing nonsense shit just because you're acting like a frustrated children (the same thing you don't want on MKPC) just because you got punished for all of this? Oh, poor man. Now since you caused enough problems here, if you ever get out of your ban, it's either being a better person or either getting out of here. And I mean that.
Well fix yourself.
That might sound really harsh but you're just ridiculous. You've been spamming stuff about Sneed, chucks, etc. and it fairly annoyed people. Becoming an annoying person who broke the rules and annoyed everyone on a daily basis, you got banned for that. But that's not the end.
Since you're back, you've been causing several dramas, spreading the messages of "children shouldn't be on MKPC" while you're acting like a child yourself. You've been creating several alts of yourself to insult, to spam, to be annoying. And apparently you even tried to frame a lot of people into your weird shit. That is defamation you're doing here. Nothing to joke about, nothing to consider normal, nothing to consider good. You don't belong here. You just cause more and more problems. At this point you're just trying to ruin other people's time here, but MKPC has became wide enough to not give a crap about your nonsense stuff. You're alone, and you will always be, if you continue to be like that. Instead of becoming worse at every reproach you take, well think about why are you considered problematic by something that has now grew to be the whole community.
If as many persons as that hate you, you should be thinking "Hey ! Why are people hating on me? What's the problem ? What's wrong in my actions ?" And question yourself. Instead of thinking you are superior to everyone. Because this topic is a proof. We're not defending racism haha. You are. Homophobia is a form of racism you know. Hating on LGBTQIA+ persons is the same thing as hating on African people. That's the fucking same thing. The African people just went through more bashing, but hey. Racism is considering someone is inferior and doesn't have full rights because this person is different. Well that's something horrible. If anything, you're more racist than anyone here. So shut up.
And you are provoking, the same thing that got Ralsei banned and warned. You're mocking DarkLemon who is trying to defend himself against your fake threats and lies. You're going too far. You're hurting him. He's actually hurt, je tries to defend himself but you just pock him more and are basically laughing at his face. Happily nobody believes you. Nobody believes your nonsense shit. Just because it's utterly stupid. You're even arrogant at this point, you're acting like a superior person and you're really being detestable rn. So before calling other people racist while they aren't, and doing nonsense shit just because you're acting like a frustrated children (the same thing you don't want on MKPC) just because you got punished for all of this? Oh, poor man. Now since you caused enough problems here, if you ever get out of your ban, it's either being a better person or either getting out of here. And I mean that.
Lely is soooo right. Though personally I'm strongly against LGBTQIAwhatsit but I won't push it.If you're seeing this chucks know that you have two options. You can be nice; a person we all like, or you can find a way to continue your old way and get your... butt kicked right out of our lives. Believe me, I want to have you back as a kind, helpful, and fun member of this community, anyone can change for the better. But if you won't change, then every person here will be against you.
5He's Back...
On 2022-12-04 at 21:09:45
Unless you don't already know, THE SAME GUY WHO THREATENED TO RAPE LEMON IS BACK AT IT AGAIN. And now he's got my IP... 
Good Lord... Prayin' for yeh.
And also FieryToad68 is right. The police are there to help, death penalty or no, they can stop this person.
3A message from chucks.
On 2022-12-06 at 19:44:57
IP ban! (maniacal laughter)
3For the people here that celebrate Christmas, what do you want this year
On 2022-12-05 at 20:56:52
Topic for this already exists.
Could you link me this?
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=10451
What present do you want this Christmas
On 2022-12-01 at 18:12:57
2 aeldari wave serpants and a box of aeldari wraith guard. Also halo infinite campaign and master cheif collection (on steam)
For those who don't know, the first ones are warhammer. I know this as Dietsoda has a *very* small hobby relating to warhammer.
It's not that small. @40KsKool could vouch for me.
I'm so obsessed with it I made my nick a sort of tribute to it. It's also one of the biggest miniature wargames around, with a large following (at least as compared to other such games).
Don't click the spoiler. I'm afraid it's kinda self promotion.
Also for Christmas, hmmm... Terminator Squad (Warhammer), and maybe some sort of lego-ripoff-brand fantasy-era ship. Yesssss. We will see. And I hope all of you get what you want too.
1Hello.
On 2022-12-02 at 01:06:40
Chucks has returned once again.
And it seems he has learned nothing.
Who has noticed the new background ?
On 2022-12-01 at 00:15:00
And it's awesome 😎.
2
2URGENT
On 2022-11-28 at 22:26:50
Hey guys.
Sorry for breaking the peace, but this is urgent. I repeat, THIS IS URGENT!!!
Though Nudge and Jey already know about this, there is a random person with the username 'ItzYomiSaneka' on Discord. If they DM you, block them IMMEDIATELY. They are trying to gather information about me and my friends to stalk us
Remember, if they give you a friend request or join one of your servers, DON'T ALLOW THEM!
Thank you
Sorry for breaking the peace, but this is urgent. I repeat, THIS IS URGENT!!!
Though Nudge and Jey already know about this, there is a random person with the username 'ItzYomiSaneka' on Discord. If they DM you, block them IMMEDIATELY. They are trying to gather information about me and my friends to stalk us
Remember, if they give you a friend request or join one of your servers, DON'T ALLOW THEM!
Thank you
Oh gosh... MKPC STALKERS!
No, he stalks me bcz I'm Irish, and some of my friends bcz they're Pakistani
Oh my god, if I were you, I'd call the police because I remember when I got a call from a girl and they kept saying, "Hi honey, how are you?" and I was like, "What?" and it went on like that for about, I don't know, 3 minutes? Well, I finally hung up, and then like, 2 seconds later, that exact same number called me again. I was mad, so I grabbed the phone and almost yelled, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!??" and they replied, "I want your money, silly." and then hung up. Talk about creepy. I feel you.
I guess... But wouldn't the guy try to kill me if he found out? Remember, me and him have always been enemies
And remember, in the country where I'm from (and where I'm living) it's illegal to carry any sort of weapon
Besides, this matter is much more than money... Dude, we're dealing with threats of rape, here!
How would he know where you live to attempt to kill you? Also we need to find this guy on discord and report him as fast as possible so he can't go about threatening more people.
He was in my old school and has the perverted ability to eavesdrop, stalk and rape, so...
Damn. If you know of him and where he lives you should report him to your local police but make sure you have lots of evidence and he could potentially (Hopefully (Probably)) be arrested.
Show them (the police) pictures of these DMs conversations, for starters, though that might not be conclusive.
2Battle Mode Issues
On 2022-11-29 at 18:08:02
I just figured it was wall height or something.
Although u can't seem to jump them so that doesn't really make sense
We're you right up against the wall?
Although u can't seem to jump them so that doesn't really make sense
We're you right up against the wall?
No, I was like a few meters away from the wall
Well then maybe it went around the wall? Seems a lot of battle course walls are not very long. It'd be easy for the shell to sense you and then go around the wall to reach you.
On 2022-11-29 at 04:26:15
I just figured it was wall height or something.
Although u can't seem to jump them so that doesn't really make sense
We're you right up against the wall?
Although u can't seem to jump them so that doesn't really make sense
We're you right up against the wall?
Is this a glitch?
On 2022-11-27 at 04:23:34
Plus there are a LOT of new custom circuits every day. Seriously. Make on at noon and wait two or three hours, and you'll have to click the "more" button three times to reach it on the list lol. 
This is the only explanation I've found for this, phenomenon?
This is the only explanation I've found for this, phenomenon?The DDoS attack (and how to prevent future ones)
On 2022-11-25 at 22:53:57
Just wondering exactly what time did this happen?
Happy early Thanksgiving to you all
On 2022-11-24 at 03:51:35
Happy Thanksgiving!!! 
How do you make CPUs move in complete mode battle courses?
On 2022-11-23 at 21:25:48
Anyway I think I'll lock this topic now that I know how to do that.