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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-03-25 at 20:45:55
Greenshelling - The act of debating with a flawed or ambiguous point
Redshelling - The act of debating with a point that can't be countered easily
Redshelling - The act of debating with a point that can't be countered easily
On 2024-03-25 at 20:38:57
Blueshelling - The act of hating on someone for no reason
Darkshelling - The act of hating on an emkaphoric individual
Darkshelling - The act of hating on an emkaphoric individual
On 2024-03-25 at 20:27:34
MKPCian - The official MKPC language
Emkaphoria - A virus that is known to cause an adverse affect on behavior, turning the afflicted individual into a forum kid and eventually causing crivility
Emkaphoric - The state of being affected by the emkaphoria virus
Emkaphoria - A virus that is known to cause an adverse affect on behavior, turning the afflicted individual into a forum kid and eventually causing crivility
Emkaphoric - The state of being affected by the emkaphoria virus
3On 2024-03-25 at 20:21:10
Emkaforaphobia - Fear of forum kids
Daisism - Hatred of people who use Daisy stats
Daisism - Hatred of people who use Daisy stats
Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-17 at 10:15:11
Chapter 1-2: The Mohs Annoying Thing To Ever Happen
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Junior: Why, hello there, Midget.
Lemmy: You're the last person who should be getting the first line in any of VanillaSprinklz' fanfiction.
Junior: (Wails) That's no way to talk to your to-be king, you ungrateful Karen! Now be a good peasant and get back to working on my chariot!
Lemmy: After what happened this morning you're in no position to speak down upon me. And, by the way, I've done all of my chores, so if you don't mind I'll be taking these cookies and this coffee up to my room.
Junior: (Growls) No you haven't! You still have to work on my war chariot!
Lemmy: Of course, my priority in life should be doing something your bratty ass could easily do if you weren't just sat there ordering us around and starting a tyrannical bitchfest! I'm oh so sorry that I'm enjoying the little free time I get instead of tending to your defunct Koopa Clown Car!
With that, Lemmy left for her room with the cookies and coffee mug in hand. Junior just flung himself on the floor and started squealing and wailing like the immature toddler he is. The former was sitting in her room that was adorned in countless plushies and crystals, sipping her coffee and eating cookies, when all of a sudden there was a knock on her door. She curiously opened it, and Iggy was standing there, wrench in hand.
Lemmy: Oh, hey, Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh, this is just great.
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you try mixing erbium, oxygen, titanium and carbon?
Iggy: No! It's just... ugh, come with me to the kitchen.
When the pair of them got to the kitchen, they saw a huge Morton blocking the doorway.
Morton: Hey Larry, I found the donuts. Larry? Oh well, guess I'll eat these for myself.
Lemmy: Morton, what the hell?!
Morton: Oh, hey, Lemmy. Want a donut?
Lemmy: Iggy, what the actual fuck is going on?!
Iggy: (Growls) It's the Starman Cannon! After we got hit with the energy blast it's caused all this!
Lemmy: The phrase "no shit, Sherlock" comes to mind.
Iggy: Can you be serious for once?! I don't even know how it erupted! I just went to fix it and then a huge bolt of electricity came from my wrench and blew it up!
Lemmy: That's the kind of bullshit Junior would come up with after destroying the castle overnight just so he wouldn't get an ass-whooping from dad.
Larry: Wait, Lemmy, how come your powers aren't going haywire? Iggy blew Wendy's ShyPhone 16 up just by touching it earlier, and I started to grow gills underwater!
Without warning, Ludwig appeared from literally nowhere.
Ludwig: Yes, because we'd certainly believe everything that a snotty-nosed teenager says.
Morton: The hell did Ludwig come from?
Ludwig: Maybe you'd have seen me coming if you all weren't so preoccupied with all these bogus coincidences that have occurred between this episode and the previous. Also, not to be rude, but Morton, this "diet" of yours clearly isn't working.
Morton: Hey! I ate three Brussels sprouts this year!
Lemmy: Congratulations, now go find a toothbrush.
Iggy: Wait, Lemmy, how come your power levels aren't flicking on and off? Says here your power levels have remained constant since this morning when you first got them.
Ludwig: Please, you're as stupid as Larry when he sees an AI song on BooTube about two differently coloured Yoshis from a popular mod of some children's music game falling in love with each other and getting cheated on. None of us have "powers," and if we did, they'd be there from the start.
Larry: Buppity bup-bup bup, yes-yes-
Ludwig: Yes, we all know you have terrible hygiene and have no social life outside of some poor Koopa toddlers in your BooTube comment section who genuinely enjoy your drab videos. Now shut up for the remainder of the episode and go take a bath, since you claim you love water so much.
Larry: (Whines) Fine, jerkhole. You're not a Sigmakoopa anyway! Only real Rogan Maulers know-
After going away, Larry was quickly knocked over by a reckless Junior, who then waltzed over to the rest of the Koopalings like the Queen of Sheba.
Junior: Why, hello, wank stains.
Iggy: Can you piss off? I'm trying to find out why our powers are going haywire and why Lemmy's just aren't.
Junior: There's a simple explanation for that, Nerdy. Take a look at the kitchen, of course Piggy's stuck in there. Just send him to a fat camp and it'll be okay.
Ludwig: For once I agree with Junior.
Lemmy: Junior, shut the fuck up. Something happened with Iggy's Starman Cannon and people have just gone haywire over it.
Junior: (Smirks) Good, now I can get you all kicked out of the castle for destroying everything. Have fun on the streets, peasants!
As the young Koopa plodded off to tell his father about the damage and potentially get the Koopalings evicted, the siblings were all just completely shocked.
Wendy: (Cries) Dumb scientist brother makes invention and gets us evicted for it. #FML
Lemmy: Yeah, great going, Iggy. Because of your stupid inventions Larry actually has to go outside, Wendy needs to get off of her ShyPhone for more than five seconds, Morton needs to go on a diet and I have to talk to other women who aren't myself or Wendy.
Roy: Yo dudes, what's goin' on?
Lemmy: Iggy's Starman Cannon made everyone's powers go haywire and end up destroying half of the castle, so now Junior's trying to get us kicked out of the castle.
Roy: Iggy, why'd ya do that, man? I thoughts you was the cool one, not the stupid one.
Iggy: (Sighs) I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to actually help out the Darklands by making something that would power it without the need for constantly needing to dig stuff up to make electricity.
Ludwig: (Growls) You're not bloody sorry. If you were sorry, you'd have a way out of this clusterfuck as usual, but no. You break that dumb thing TWICE and you just sit there like nothing is ever your fault while Junior waltzes in like the bloody King of England and threatens to evict all of us.
Wendy: Wait, Iggy, didn't you say Lemmy's the only one whose powers weren't going crazy?
Iggy: Yeah, before. But then my own powers were affected and I blew up the meter.
Roy: I say it's worth a shot!
Lemmy: Yeah, but what do you expect me to do, fix the entire second floor with crystal walls?
Iggy: (Sighs) No, but if we can get to the Starman Cannon and you can seal it with a bunch of crystals, then we can clean up the mess easily.
Ludwig: This is even dafter than when you came up with the idea of the Starman Cannon last episode.
Iggy: Technically speaking it was VanillaSprinklz' idea to write about that thing, even if I made it in-universe.
Ludwig: Are you seriously relying on the bloody author to fix everything in a jiffy? This is a fanfiction, not Tomodachi Life.
Lemmy: Can we maybe stop arguing to have an excuse for breaking every boundary of this universe imaginable and actually focus on the task at hand, please?
Bowser: (Roars) KOOPALINGS!
Roy: That'll be about the cannon, won't it?
When the Koopalings made it to the throne room, Junior was sobbing in Bowser's arms, the latter clearly having fallen for his son's crocodile tears.
Bowser: (Snarls) You've REALLY done it this time, Koopalings!
Ludwig: The hell did we do? Iggy's the one who got us into this mess; we were looking for a way to clean up after the lazy bugger.
Iggy: Yeah dad, Ludwig's right. This is my fault.
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANNA HEAR THOSE BULLSHIT EXCUSES FROM ANY OF YOU! FIRST YOU UPSET JUNIOR AND BEAT HIM UP, THEN YOU DESTROY HALF THE CASTLE AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!
Lemmy: (Snarls) YEAH?! AND WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO FOR US?! YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR'S LIES ALL THE DAMN TIME AND THE ONE TIME ONE OF US CROSSES A LINE OR JUNIOR SNITCHES TO YOU, WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING SHIT!
At that everyone fell silent, even Bowser. Eventually Ludwig broke the deafening silence, his eyes wide like saucers.
Ludwig: Holy shit, Lemmy.
Wendy: Sister reasonably crashing out at dad. #SlayQueen
Bowser: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "REASONABLY," WENDY?! THAT LITTLE SHIT STAIN JUST BELLOWED AT ME FOR NO REASON!
Kamek: You did kind of yell at them over some lies that Junior told you, Bowser.
Roy: Yeah, dad. Can't lie, Lemmy just saids what we all was thinkin'. Junior's clearly ya favourite kid just 'cuz he's ya only biological one.
Bowser: (Growls) DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?!
Ludwig: Yes. You always believe his lies, yet the moment any of us say anything even slightly out of line, you just roar and snarl at all of us as if it's any of our business in the first place.
Bowser: Wait, where the hell is Morton?
Morton: Why am I so tiny?
Iggy: Wait, that's it! Maybe we need to-
Junior: Oh, shut up, Four Eyes! Daddy, evict them all! NOW!
Kamek: Please don't fawn to his demands, Your Highness...
Bowser: JUNIOR, THE KOOPALINGS ARE DAMN RIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! IF I CAN YELL AND BREATHE FIRE AT THEM, THEN I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!
Kamek: (Whispers) Hallelujah...
At that, Junior bolted upstairs in a huff, squealing and wailing.
Morton: Hey, I'm being serious. Why the hell am I small?! I'm shorter than Lemmy now!
Lemmy: Now you know what it's like to be the smallest Koopaling, Great Wall of China.
Morton: What's that?
Iggy: Morton, did you ever actually go to school?
Morton: Yeah, I was there for lunch.
Lemmy: That explains why you can eat literally anything and everything, and why your skull's as bottomless as your stomach is.
After the Koopalings left the throne room, Iggy explained his plan to them.
Iggy: Well I think I have a way to stop the Starman Cannon from destroying even more of the castle.
Ludwig: Let's hear it then, Isaac Newton.
Iggy: Well, I've noticed that each of you have your own unique powers. Since Larry can breathe underwater, he can go fish out the Starman Cannon that I tossed into the castle pool. Morton can change his size to block the door to prevent any more of the energy from leaking out. I'll deactivate it by zapping it with electricity, at which Lemmy will encase it in crystal, Roy will destroy it, and we all get out of the lab before we go haywire again.
Wendy: Wait, what'll me and Ludwig do?
Iggy: You can post the entire thing to your GoomBook and TikTokClok, I guess. As for Ludwig, he can just go to Victorian London in his dreams for all I care.
Morton: This isn't fair, why does VanillaSprinklz always add in references I don't understand?
Lemmy: Maybe you'd understand them better if you went to school for something other than just lunch. Now stop breaking the universe's boundaries again, we have to go stop this thing before it causes any more chaos!
Junior: Why, hello there, pussies.
Ludwig: Didn't dad tell you to fuck off to your room just fifteen lines ago?
Junior: Oh, that was just a timeout! Daddy would never punish me because he loves me much more than he loves you lot combined!
Lemmy: Junior, please shut the fuck up for the remainder of the episode.
Junior: (Squeals) NO! I WILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BOSS YOU ALL AROUND BECAUSE I AM AUTH- AUTHOR- OSTRICH- OH FORGET IT! I'M TELLING DADDY!
Ludwig: Good, we're not going back to the throne room until the very end of the episode.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
Koopalings: Likewise.
By the time the Koopalings had made it to Iggy's lab, they had completely lost sight of Junior. It was nearly time to put the plan into action.
Morton: Is this the Starman Cannon?
Lemmy: No Morton, it's the Mega Mushroom Cannon. Were you actually paying attention to the plot of this episode?
Morton: Hey, it's hard to concentrate on an empty stomach!
Lemmy: You had ample opportunities to eat anything inedible and you wait until now to say you didn't even understand a thing because you couldn't be bothered to eat a chair and Gringill baguette or something?
Iggy: Can you two stop bickering? I need to make sure you've all understood the plan.
Ludwig: Perfect, I get to sleep in my room for the rest of the episode so I don't have to deal with you guys' bullshit. Toodles!
Wendy: Siblings saving our asses for the second time today. #PopOffQueens
As everyone was getting ready to disarm the Starman Cannon, Junior came prancing downstairs once more, just as Ludwig was getting ready to go back to his room.
Ludwig: Oh great. The twat's already finished his second timeout.
Lemmy: The fuck do you want now, Junior?
Junior: (Giggles) Oh, nothing. Just wanted to see what my lovely twathead siblings were up to!
Junior waddled over to the Starman Cannon with a smirk plastered on his bulbous face, clearly scheming something.
Junior: Ooh, I wonder what these buttons do?
Iggy: Junior, don't touch that!
Junior: (Wails) Quiet, Nerdy! I'll do whatever I want!
As the petulant little miscreant was busy messing around with the Starman Cannon, the machine made a lowing noise, as if it was ready to erupt again. Lemmy made the quick decision to encase the meddler in crystals again to prevent further harm from being done.
Lemmy: Finally. That was six lines too many. Well, seven if you include Wendy making yet another pointless story to post to her Ninjigram.
Larry: (Quivers) Uh, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Larry, why the hell do you have gills? You're not in water.
Larry: Can you be serious for once, jerkface?!
Lemmy: I was being serious. Now what's the matter?
Larry: Look around...
Lemmy looked around, seeing her siblings going insane again from the effects of the Cannon near exploding, and screamed in terror.
Lemmy: Oh God, we were so preoccupied with Junior's bullshit that we forgot about disabling the Starman Cannon!
Ludwig: Well, we're the only two who seem to be unaffected by Junior's meddling, and there's no way Iggy's plan is following through now.
Lemmy: You're right, we've gotta stop the others from destroying more of the castle.
Ludwig: Well done, you've summarised the entire episode up until this point.
Lemmy: (Groans) Whatever, can we just get this over with?
The pair of them ran up to the cannon, but when Ludwig even went to push the Cannon's On-Off Switch, he was knocked back into the wall.
Lemmy: (Screams) Ludwig!
Lemmy's powers suddenly started to go out of control under the effects of the Cannon, and seeing her siblings' powers also going crazy didn't help things any.
Lemmy: (Squeals) Why am I shooting crystals everywhere like a Touhou boss?! Wait... if I can aim these towards the Cannon...
Lemmy aimed her crystal projectiles towards the Starman Cannon, and luckily, one of them hit the On-Off Switch, but she soon fell unconscious as all of her siblings' power levels went back to normal.
Larry: Lemmy!
Roy: (Sniffs) Oh no, please don't say this episode has a sad ending...
Thinking quickly, Wendy put her hand against Lemmy's jugular. A pulse. She was still alive.
Wendy: Oh good, she's still alive... but we have got to get her to her room to rest.
Morton: Does this mean I can eat her ice cream that she left in the fridge?
Ludwig: And he's forgotten about the diet plan already. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
As the Koopalings left to take Lemmy to her room to get some sleep, Junior broke his head free from the crystals, thankfully unable to throw a temper tantrum again.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
On 2025-06-30 at 03:02:47
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
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3On 2025-06-29 at 17:12:59
Yeah there's a new fanfic I'm working on. Since Before The Apocalypse's story is going nowhere as of recently (due to a lack of motivation and a lack of a good storyline for Chapter 4, including many of the songs used being deleted by Nintendo) I decided I'd start a new fanfic, though this one doesn't happen with the same cast as BtA (i.e. there won't be any character applications this time around), instead, the cast will feature Bowser, the Koopalings and any other affiliates.
This is an idea I've had for a while (even longer than I've had the idea for BtA's pilot) as this will be loosely based on a YouTube pseudo-animation series that I'm a fan of (Bowser's Koopalings).
So without further ado, let me introduce you to the main cast!
P.S. - Yes you can use this topic for discussions, though please do not rush or pester me if I don't release a Chapter for some time
Full name: Lawrence Jake Koopa
General name: Larry Koopa
Fanfic name: Larry
Age: 14
Zodiac: Cancer (born 21st June)
Special power: Being unable to drown when underwater for prolonged periods of time
Personality: Tries to act tough but often comes off as wimpy, somewhat intelligent and cares about his adoptive siblings even if they don't harbour much care towards him
Full name: Mortimer Gordon Koopa II
General name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Fanfic name: Morton
Age: 15
Zodiac: Gemini (born 7th June)
Special power: Changing size at will
Personality: Extremely dimwitted but also extremely kind and caring, often says things that have no correlation to the topic at hand
Full name: Gwendolyn Orlean Koopa
General name: Wendy O. Koopa
Fanfic name: Wendy
Age: 17
Zodiac: Libra (born 6th October)
Special power: Reading and controlling other's thoughts
Personality: Kind but firm, somewhat addicted to social media and her internet life, can be spoiled and seemingly bratty when things don't go her way
Full name: Ignatius Terwilliger Koopa (née Ignatius Terwilliger Faustas VI)
General name: Iggy Koopa
Fanfic name: Iggy
Age: 20
Zodiac: Scorpio (born 10th November)
Special power: Generating electricity from anything
Personality: Arrogant, perhaps even narcissistic at times, though feels under constant pressure to excel at anything and everything even if it's insurmountable
Full name: Rory Koopa (née Rory Chakranektus)
General name: Roy Koopa
Fanfic name: Roy
Age: 22
Zodiac: Sagittarius (born 8th December)
Special power: Destroying most things with a simple punch or kick
Personality: Relatively calm and collected but will spring into a violent rage if those he cares about are harmed
Full name: Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa (née Egil Ljósfarisson Koopa)
General name: Lemmy Koopa
Fanfic name: Lemmy
Age: 25
Zodiac: Aries (born 1st April)
Special power: Creating and manipulating crystals
Personality: Tomboyish and snarky, has tons of energy (too much in fact), can be a bit ditzy but is generally smarter than most of her younger adoptive siblings, loves sweet foods (especially ice cream and sponge cake)
Full name: Klaus Heinrich von Koopa (née Klaus Heinrich von Totenkaiser XVII)
General name: Ludwig von Koopa
Fanfic name: Ludwig
Age: 27
Zodiac: Pisces (born 28th February)
Special power: Unknown
Personality: Somewhat grumpy (due to being a chronic insomniac) and can be quite self-centred and callous, but cares as much for his foster siblings as Larry or even Lemmy does
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa IV
General name: Bowser Jr.
Fanfic name: Junior
Age: 8
Zodiac: Capricorn (born 24th December)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Psychotic, neurotic, doesn't care for anyone but himself (does not see the Koopalings as his siblings), manipulative (often lies to Bowser in order to get his foster siblings into trouble and throws tantrums to get his way), narcissistic (even more so than Iggy), rude (has created several insulting nicknames to his subordinates who are often his elders)
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa III
General name: King Bowser III
Fanfic name: Bowser
Age: 49
Zodiac: Leo (born 1st August)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Harsh but somewhat fair, though is often blinded to his only biological child's borderline psychopathic antics and makes somewhat irrational decisions from time to time
Full name: Kameklas Ashmedai Koopa
General name: Kamek Koopa
Fanfic name: Kamek
Age: 108
Zodiac: Taurus (born 30th April)
Special power: Magic
Personality: Cranky, grumpy, mature (often being the voice of reason against Bowser's frivolous or rash actions)
This is an idea I've had for a while (even longer than I've had the idea for BtA's pilot) as this will be loosely based on a YouTube pseudo-animation series that I'm a fan of (Bowser's Koopalings).
So without further ado, let me introduce you to the main cast!
P.S. - Yes you can use this topic for discussions, though please do not rush or pester me if I don't release a Chapter for some time
Full name: Lawrence Jake Koopa
General name: Larry Koopa
Fanfic name: Larry
Age: 14
Zodiac: Cancer (born 21st June)
Special power: Being unable to drown when underwater for prolonged periods of time
Personality: Tries to act tough but often comes off as wimpy, somewhat intelligent and cares about his adoptive siblings even if they don't harbour much care towards him
Full name: Mortimer Gordon Koopa II
General name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Fanfic name: Morton
Age: 15
Zodiac: Gemini (born 7th June)
Special power: Changing size at will
Personality: Extremely dimwitted but also extremely kind and caring, often says things that have no correlation to the topic at hand
Full name: Gwendolyn Orlean Koopa
General name: Wendy O. Koopa
Fanfic name: Wendy
Age: 17
Zodiac: Libra (born 6th October)
Special power: Reading and controlling other's thoughts
Personality: Kind but firm, somewhat addicted to social media and her internet life, can be spoiled and seemingly bratty when things don't go her way
Full name: Ignatius Terwilliger Koopa (née Ignatius Terwilliger Faustas VI)
General name: Iggy Koopa
Fanfic name: Iggy
Age: 20
Zodiac: Scorpio (born 10th November)
Special power: Generating electricity from anything
Personality: Arrogant, perhaps even narcissistic at times, though feels under constant pressure to excel at anything and everything even if it's insurmountable
Full name: Rory Koopa (née Rory Chakranektus)
General name: Roy Koopa
Fanfic name: Roy
Age: 22
Zodiac: Sagittarius (born 8th December)
Special power: Destroying most things with a simple punch or kick
Personality: Relatively calm and collected but will spring into a violent rage if those he cares about are harmed
Full name: Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa (née Egil Ljósfarisson Koopa)
General name: Lemmy Koopa
Fanfic name: Lemmy
Age: 25
Zodiac: Aries (born 1st April)
Special power: Creating and manipulating crystals
Personality: Tomboyish and snarky, has tons of energy (too much in fact), can be a bit ditzy but is generally smarter than most of her younger adoptive siblings, loves sweet foods (especially ice cream and sponge cake)
Full name: Klaus Heinrich von Koopa (née Klaus Heinrich von Totenkaiser XVII)
General name: Ludwig von Koopa
Fanfic name: Ludwig
Age: 27
Zodiac: Pisces (born 28th February)
Special power: Unknown
Personality: Somewhat grumpy (due to being a chronic insomniac) and can be quite self-centred and callous, but cares as much for his foster siblings as Larry or even Lemmy does
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa IV
General name: Bowser Jr.
Fanfic name: Junior
Age: 8
Zodiac: Capricorn (born 24th December)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Psychotic, neurotic, doesn't care for anyone but himself (does not see the Koopalings as his siblings), manipulative (often lies to Bowser in order to get his foster siblings into trouble and throws tantrums to get his way), narcissistic (even more so than Iggy), rude (has created several insulting nicknames to his subordinates who are often his elders)
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa III
General name: King Bowser III
Fanfic name: Bowser
Age: 49
Zodiac: Leo (born 1st August)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Harsh but somewhat fair, though is often blinded to his only biological child's borderline psychopathic antics and makes somewhat irrational decisions from time to time
Full name: Kameklas Ashmedai Koopa
General name: Kamek Koopa
Fanfic name: Kamek
Age: 108
Zodiac: Taurus (born 30th April)
Special power: Magic
Personality: Cranky, grumpy, mature (often being the voice of reason against Bowser's frivolous or rash actions)
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1Unique
On 2025-07-15 at 10:12:07
what's a unique
Basically he wants to do something that hasn't been done before
I kinda want to try something unique in the track maker.
Does anyone know any tips of doing so?
Does anyone know any tips of doing so?
You could perhaps try using unique themings, like perhaps a poison volcano or a frozen Buddhist temple (though please make this fairly obvious in the track art) - or maybe have unique decor (assuming that's what you want, if not then just roll through a bunch of ideas until you find one you like, which is what I tend to do xD)
Basically just make it stand out in some way through the track art or decor
Also were those reactions on MR_BABY_MARIO's message seriously needed ? Came off as a li'l rude icl
Another Platformer
On 2025-07-15 at 20:50:00
This is a project I'm gonna start working on in Game Boy Studio fairly soon. There are 7 Worlds and each have 6 levels, which each end with a unique World boss, with Level bosses sprinkled between, kinda like in Doki Doki Panic.
Each of the 7 Worlds has its own unique theming, these being:
⛤ Hill-World (Standard grasslands World that most 2D platformers inspired by Mario start off with)
⛤ Sand-World (Desert World inspired mostly by Incan Peru, honestly what more can I say other than the fact it's a combination of desert and mountain levels)
⛤ Factory-World (Well I need a World to introduce other enemy types that aren't as easy to defeat as a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa, and a factory just fits because bombs)
⛤ Haunt-World (Honestly just wanted an excuse to have an autumn World in this game but here it works, especially for a later World)
⛤ Seaside-World (Seems a little odd at first to have a seaside be the 5th World out of 7 but trust me this will work, especially as the enemies are generally more difficult to defeat)
⛤ Snowy-World (Again, this seems rather odd at first, but icy levels are an absolute pain to me in 2D platformers, especially with standard Game Boy Color physics at best)
⛤ Dark-World (I could've literally gone with any other name that doesn't just directly allude to SMB3 but the name actually fits as there are a lot of dark areas both inside and outside of boss fights)
As for the enemies, I don't have sprites yet, but I can provide a basic description of some of them:
⛤ Dudling : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to defeat it
⛤ Tortoiseshell : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to send it into its shell, which can be kicked
⛤ Bombdor: Flies left and right, drops eggs to the ground which explode on contact with it
⛤ Mowai : Moves horizontally towards the player when the latter is looking away, can be jumped on to stun for 3 seconds
⛤ Kaboombox : Walks left and right, explodes 3 seconds after being jumped on
⛤ Calico : Walks left and right but cannot be jumped on (it has a jellyfish on its head)
⛤ Conger : Pops out of the ground to attack, can be jumped on twice to defeat it
⛤ Pumpkit : Jumps around left and right, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
⛤ Nosfar : Flies in a sine pattern, cannot be jumped on
⛤ Yeti : Throws boulders from platforms above the player, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
As for the playable characters, it'll just be me, Hazel and Krystal (Hazel = Chloe, Krystal = Kay-Kay, if anyone was wondering)
More info coming soon, so watch this space !
Each of the 7 Worlds has its own unique theming, these being:
⛤ Hill-World (Standard grasslands World that most 2D platformers inspired by Mario start off with)
⛤ Sand-World (Desert World inspired mostly by Incan Peru, honestly what more can I say other than the fact it's a combination of desert and mountain levels)
⛤ Factory-World (Well I need a World to introduce other enemy types that aren't as easy to defeat as a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa, and a factory just fits because bombs)
⛤ Haunt-World (Honestly just wanted an excuse to have an autumn World in this game but here it works, especially for a later World)
⛤ Seaside-World (Seems a little odd at first to have a seaside be the 5th World out of 7 but trust me this will work, especially as the enemies are generally more difficult to defeat)
⛤ Snowy-World (Again, this seems rather odd at first, but icy levels are an absolute pain to me in 2D platformers, especially with standard Game Boy Color physics at best)
⛤ Dark-World (I could've literally gone with any other name that doesn't just directly allude to SMB3 but the name actually fits as there are a lot of dark areas both inside and outside of boss fights)
As for the enemies, I don't have sprites yet, but I can provide a basic description of some of them:
⛤ Dudling : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to defeat it
⛤ Tortoiseshell : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to send it into its shell, which can be kicked
⛤ Bombdor: Flies left and right, drops eggs to the ground which explode on contact with it
⛤ Mowai : Moves horizontally towards the player when the latter is looking away, can be jumped on to stun for 3 seconds
⛤ Kaboombox : Walks left and right, explodes 3 seconds after being jumped on
⛤ Calico : Walks left and right but cannot be jumped on (it has a jellyfish on its head)
⛤ Conger : Pops out of the ground to attack, can be jumped on twice to defeat it
⛤ Pumpkit : Jumps around left and right, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
⛤ Nosfar : Flies in a sine pattern, cannot be jumped on
⛤ Yeti : Throws boulders from platforms above the player, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
As for the playable characters, it'll just be me, Hazel and Krystal (Hazel = Chloe, Krystal = Kay-Kay, if anyone was wondering)
More info coming soon, so watch this space !
3What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-07-14 at 15:30:05
"Oh God... it tastes of the Sonic fanbase..."
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2025-04-20 at 20:00:50
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
The heavy flamer?
2On 2025-03-28 at 08:48:35
Remorse ~ Jessa Stebbins
That should’ve been my answer
I should’ve said it from the start
But sorry ain’t enough anymore
To undo what I did to your heart
Please don’t let me hold you back
I’ve said all that I have to say
All my purest intentions won’t help you now so I’ll
Get up and walk away
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
And I’ve never been this low before
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
Now I can’t stop shaking ‘cause I’m
So full of remorse
Why do you stay around me?
I don’t deserve a second chance
I’ve struck out every pitch that you’ve thrown
In our sad game of romance
Please don’t let me hold you back
I’ve said all that I have to say
All my purest intentions won’t help you now so I’ll
Get up and walk away
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
Now I can’t stop shaking ‘cause I’m
So full of remorse
That should’ve been my answer
I should’ve said it from the start
But sorry ain’t enough anymore
To undo what I did to your heart
Please don’t let me hold you back
I’ve said all that I have to say
All my purest intentions won’t help you now so I’ll
Get up and walk away
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
And I’ve never been this low before
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
Now I can’t stop shaking ‘cause I’m
So full of remorse
Why do you stay around me?
I don’t deserve a second chance
I’ve struck out every pitch that you’ve thrown
In our sad game of romance
Please don’t let me hold you back
I’ve said all that I have to say
All my purest intentions won’t help you now so I’ll
Get up and walk away
We were in love but I lost it
Our romance has run its course
I took it all and I tossed it
Now I can’t stop shaking ‘cause I’m
So full of remorse
On 2025-03-25 at 06:51:01
Song compilations return 
Tears Don't Fall ~ Bullet For My Valentine
Let's go
With bloodshot eyes, I watch you sleepin'
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
The moments died, I hear no screaming
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Oh
Yeah
This battered room I've seen before
The broken bones, they heal no more, no more
With my last breath, I'm choking
Will this ever end? I'm hoping
My world is over one more time
Let's go
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come-
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Let's go
With bloodshot eyes, I watch you sleepin'
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
The moments died, I hear no screaming
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Oh
Yeah
This battered room I've seen before
The broken bones, they heal no more, no more
With my last breath, I'm choking
Will this ever end? I'm hoping
My world is over one more time
Let's go
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
There's always something different going wrong
The path I walk's in the wrong direction
There's always someone fucking hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come-
Your tears don't fall, they crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Cad é Sin Do'n té Sin ~ An Caladh Nua
Chuaigh mé chun aonaigh is dhíol mé mo bho
Ar chúigh phunta airgid is ar ghiní bhuí óir
Má ólaim an t-airgead is má bhronnaim an t-ór
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má ólaim an t-airgead is má bhronnaim an t-ór
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má théim go choille chraobhaigh ag piocadh sméara nó cnó
A 'bhaint úllaí do ghéaga nó 'bhuachailleacht bó
Má shíním seal uaire faoi chrann ag dhéanamh só
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má shíním seal uaire faoi chrann ag dhéanamh só
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má théimse chúigh airneal is rince is spórt
Chúigh aonaigh nó rásaí, gach crinniú den tseóirt
Má bhíonn daoine súgach is má bhím súgach leo
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má bhíonn daoine súgach is má bhím súgach leo
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Deir daoine go bhfuil mé gan rath 's gan dóigh
Gan earraí, gan éadach, gan bólacht ná stór
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Chuaigh mé chun aonaigh is dhíol mé mo bho
Ar chúigh phunta airgid is ar ghiní bhuí óir
Má ólaim an t-airgead is má bhronnaim an t-ór
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má ólaim an t-airgead is má bhronnaim an t-ór
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má théim go choille chraobhaigh ag piocadh sméara nó cnó
A 'bhaint úllaí do ghéaga nó 'bhuachailleacht bó
Má shíním seal uaire faoi chrann ag dhéanamh só
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má shíním seal uaire faoi chrann ag dhéanamh só
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má théimse chúigh airneal is rince is spórt
Chúigh aonaigh nó rásaí, gach crinniú den tseóirt
Má bhíonn daoine súgach is má bhím súgach leo
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Má bhíonn daoine súgach is má bhím súgach leo
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Deir daoine go bhfuil mé gan rath 's gan dóigh
Gan earraí, gan éadach, gan bólacht ná stór
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ach má tá mise sásta mo chónaí i gcró
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Ó cad é sin do'n té sin nach mbaineann sin dó?
Don't Jump ~ Tokio Hotel
On top of the roof, the air is so cold and so calm
I say your name in silence, you don't wanna hear it right now
The eyes of the city are counting the tears falling down
Each one, a promise of everything you never found
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump
You open your eyes, but you can't remember what for
The snow falls quietly, you just can't feel it no more
Somewhere out there, you lost yourself in your pain
You dream of the end to start all over again
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump, don't jump
I don't know how long
I can hold you so strong
I don't know how long
Just take my hand and give it a chance
Don't jump
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump, don't jump
And if all that can't hold you back
Then I'll jump for you
On top of the roof, the air is so cold and so calm
I say your name in silence, you don't wanna hear it right now
The eyes of the city are counting the tears falling down
Each one, a promise of everything you never found
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump
You open your eyes, but you can't remember what for
The snow falls quietly, you just can't feel it no more
Somewhere out there, you lost yourself in your pain
You dream of the end to start all over again
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump, don't jump
I don't know how long
I can hold you so strong
I don't know how long
Just take my hand and give it a chance
Don't jump
I scream into the night for you
Don't make it true, don't jump
The lights will not guide you through
They're deceiving you, don't jump
Don't let memories go of me and you
The world is down there, out of view
Please don't jump, don't jump
And if all that can't hold you back
Then I'll jump for you
Rain Dance ~ Jessa Stebbins
I'm walkin' home through the dark of the night
My suspicious intuition tells me somethin' ain't right
I can feel a certain heaviness rollin' out into the sky
Too much my life is put on "delay"
I would rather give you somethin' like a silly display
How many chances for this 'till the moment you die?
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
Now that I'm back and the sun is in view
I can contemplate no better way to spend time with you
But even I know that these pleasantries are not to last
So I have FAITH that I'll see you again
Though I cannot answer questions like where, how or when
Why bother plannin' when life goes by you so fast?
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
I'm walkin' home through the dark of the night
My suspicious intuition tells me somethin' ain't right
I can feel a certain heaviness rollin' out into the sky
Too much my life is put on "delay"
I would rather give you somethin' like a silly display
How many chances for this 'till the moment you die?
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
Now that I'm back and the sun is in view
I can contemplate no better way to spend time with you
But even I know that these pleasantries are not to last
So I have FAITH that I'll see you again
Though I cannot answer questions like where, how or when
Why bother plannin' when life goes by you so fast?
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
When the devil comes a-knockin', look him square in the eye;
You got faith like a mountain and you won't let it die!
Our darkest moments are a gift from above
How else are we to determine a moment of love?
We can't let somethin' like a little rain get in the way!
We're in a RAIN DANCE, let it splash on your head
You could've been in pain but you're rejoicing instead
It's a RAIN DANCE, findin' joy through your pain
And once you've done it this time you are never the same
RAIN DANCE, but we're bright as the sun
And you're the one I'm thankin' when the moment is done
And this RAIN DANCE, helpin' you feel alive
And waitin' for another dance, another time!
Ash ~ LE SSERAFIM
Eleven-eleven
천사들 내 침대 윌 맴돌 때
난 성냥을 켠 채
까만 밤에 잠겨서 소원해
나약함을 거둬
새롭게 하소서
I want you to stop the time
불꽃이 날 태우는 이 순간
마침내 나 숨 쉬려 해
아픔이란 파도에
부서지는 재가 되어 live again
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
다시 피어나려 해
내 온몸에 기름 붓고 light the flame
Like oh, oh, oh
I don't wanna stop
Don't be afraid, 천사들 속삭여 내게
이 암흑이 널 빚어내
Feel the feelings you never felt
몇 번이고 태워도 태워 더, can't get enough
Oh, no, oh, no
검게 남을 나를
빛나게 하소서
I want you to stop the time
불꽃이 날 태우는 이 순간
마침내 나 숨 쉬려 해
아픔이란 파도에
부서지는 재가 되어 live again
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
다시 피어나려 해
내 온몸에 기름 붓고 light the flame
Like oh, oh, oh
I don't wanna stop
몇 번이고 태워도 태워 더, can't get enough
Oh, no, oh, no
아름다워 new life
새살 내게 돋아나는 순간
껍질을 다 벗은 끝에
12시에 시작될
새로워진 날을 향해 spread my wings
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
타올라 더 파랗게
불길 속에 남을 나의 발자취
Like oh, oh, oh
Eleven-eleven
천사들 내 침대 윌 맴돌 때
난 성냥을 켠 채
까만 밤에 잠겨서 소원해
나약함을 거둬
새롭게 하소서
I want you to stop the time
불꽃이 날 태우는 이 순간
마침내 나 숨 쉬려 해
아픔이란 파도에
부서지는 재가 되어 live again
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
다시 피어나려 해
내 온몸에 기름 붓고 light the flame
Like oh, oh, oh
I don't wanna stop
Don't be afraid, 천사들 속삭여 내게
이 암흑이 널 빚어내
Feel the feelings you never felt
몇 번이고 태워도 태워 더, can't get enough
Oh, no, oh, no
검게 남을 나를
빛나게 하소서
I want you to stop the time
불꽃이 날 태우는 이 순간
마침내 나 숨 쉬려 해
아픔이란 파도에
부서지는 재가 되어 live again
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
다시 피어나려 해
내 온몸에 기름 붓고 light the flame
Like oh, oh, oh
I don't wanna stop
몇 번이고 태워도 태워 더, can't get enough
Oh, no, oh, no
아름다워 new life
새살 내게 돋아나는 순간
껍질을 다 벗은 끝에
12시에 시작될
새로워진 날을 향해 spread my wings
Like oh, oh, oh
아플수록 alive
재 속에서 새롭게 태어나
Nothing lasts forever, baby
타올라 더 파랗게
불길 속에 남을 나의 발자취
Like oh, oh, oh
1On 2025-03-22 at 14:36:41
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
Five hundred years like gelignite
Have blown us all to hell
What saviour rests while on his cross we die?
Forgotten freedom burns
Has the shepherd led his lambs astray
To the bigot and the gun?
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
I watch and stare as Roisín's eyes
Turn a darker shade of red
And the bullet with this sniper lie
In their bloody gutless cell
Must we starve on crumbs from long ago
Through bars these men made steel?
Is it a great or little thing we fought
Knelt the conscience blessed to kill?
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
Ah but maybe it's the way we're taught
Ah, but maybe it's the way we fought
But a smile never grins without tears to begin
For each kiss is a cry we all lost
Though nothing is left to gain
But for the banshee that stole the grave
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
I sit and dwell on faces past
Like memories seem to fade
No colour left but black and white
And soon will all turn grey
But may these shadows rise to walk again
With lessons truly learnt
When the blossom flowers in each our hearts
Shall beat a newfound flame
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
Singing drunken lullabies
To glisten once again?
Five hundred years like gelignite
Have blown us all to hell
What saviour rests while on his cross we die?
Forgotten freedom burns
Has the shepherd led his lambs astray
To the bigot and the gun?
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
I watch and stare as Roisín's eyes
Turn a darker shade of red
And the bullet with this sniper lie
In their bloody gutless cell
Must we starve on crumbs from long ago
Through bars these men made steel?
Is it a great or little thing we fought
Knelt the conscience blessed to kill?
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
Ah but maybe it's the way we're taught
Ah, but maybe it's the way we fought
But a smile never grins without tears to begin
For each kiss is a cry we all lost
Though nothing is left to gain
But for the banshee that stole the grave
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
I sit and dwell on faces past
Like memories seem to fade
No colour left but black and white
And soon will all turn grey
But may these shadows rise to walk again
With lessons truly learnt
When the blossom flowers in each our hearts
Shall beat a newfound flame
Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again?
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
Singing drunken lullabies
On 2024-04-10 at 21:20:54
Through the Fire and Flames ~ DragonForce
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
1On 2024-03-24 at 22:48:19
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Uhm, what the hell are you talking about?
1On 2024-03-24 at 22:45:14
Devil's Dance Floor ~ Flogging Molly
Her breath began to speak
As she stood right in front of me
The colour of her eyes
Were the colour of insanity
Crushed beneath her wave
Like a ship, I could not reach the shore
We're all just dancers on the Devil's Dance Floor
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Pressed against her face
I could feel her insecurity
Mother'd been a drunk
And her father was obscurity
Nothin' ever came
From a life that was a simple one
Pull yourself together girl
And have a little fun
Well she took me by the hand
I could see she was a fiery one
Her legs ran all the way
Up to heaven and past Avalon
Tell me somethin' girl, what it is you have in store
She said come with me now
On the Devil's Dance Floor
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
The apple now is sweet
Oh much sweeter than it ought to be
Another little bite
I don't think there is much hope for me
The sweat beneath her brow
Travels all the way
An' headin' south
This bleedin' heart's cryin'
'Cause there's no way out
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Her breath began to speak
As she stood right in front of me
The colour of her eyes
Were the colour of insanity
Crushed beneath her wave
Like a ship, I could not reach the shore
We're all just dancers on the Devil's Dance Floor
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Pressed against her face
I could feel her insecurity
Mother'd been a drunk
And her father was obscurity
Nothin' ever came
From a life that was a simple one
Pull yourself together girl
And have a little fun
Well she took me by the hand
I could see she was a fiery one
Her legs ran all the way
Up to heaven and past Avalon
Tell me somethin' girl, what it is you have in store
She said come with me now
On the Devil's Dance Floor
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
The apple now is sweet
Oh much sweeter than it ought to be
Another little bite
I don't think there is much hope for me
The sweat beneath her brow
Travels all the way
An' headin' south
This bleedin' heart's cryin'
'Cause there's no way out
Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
Swing a little more on the Devil's Dance Floor
On 2024-03-24 at 16:43:07
Ich bin Nicht ich ~ Tokio Hotel
Meine augen schaun mich müde an und finden keinen trost
Ich kann mich nich' mehr mit anseh'n - Bin ichlos
Alles was hier mal war - Kann ich nich' mehr in mir finden
Alles weg - Wie im wahn
Seh ich mich immer mehr verschwinden
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Ich weiß nich' mehr, wer ich bin -
Und was noch wichtig ist
Das ist alles irgendwo, wo du bist
Ohne dich durch die nacht -
Ich kann nichts mehr in mir finden
Was hast du mit mir gemacht
Ich seh mich immer mehr verschwinden
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein
Ich lös mich langsam auf
Halt mich nich' mehr aus
Ich krieg dich einfach nich' mehr aus mir raus
Egal wo du bist - Komm und rette mich
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nicht bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein
Will ich nicht mehr sein
Will ich nicht mehr sein
Meine augen schaun mich müde an und finden keinen trost
Ich kann mich nich' mehr mit anseh'n - Bin ichlos
Alles was hier mal war - Kann ich nich' mehr in mir finden
Alles weg - Wie im wahn
Seh ich mich immer mehr verschwinden
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Ich weiß nich' mehr, wer ich bin -
Und was noch wichtig ist
Das ist alles irgendwo, wo du bist
Ohne dich durch die nacht -
Ich kann nichts mehr in mir finden
Was hast du mit mir gemacht
Ich seh mich immer mehr verschwinden
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein
Ich lös mich langsam auf
Halt mich nich' mehr aus
Ich krieg dich einfach nich' mehr aus mir raus
Egal wo du bist - Komm und rette mich
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nicht bei mir bist - Bin ich allein
Und das was jetzt noch von mir übrig ist - Will ich nich' sein
Draußen hängt der himmel schief
Und an der wand dein abschiedsbrief
Ich bin nich' ich wenn du nich' bei mir bist - Will ich nicht mehr sein
Will ich nicht mehr sein
Will ich nicht mehr sein
On 2024-03-20 at 18:47:48
It's 2am, and I'm doing fine
Especially now you are by my side
I just keep thinkin' what you said to me
That without you there will be no me
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
It's 5pm, and we're driving south
To get away from everything we could live without
You look at me with those beautiful eyes
And now I know you'll never leave my side
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
And I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
Especially now you are by my side
I just keep thinkin' what you said to me
That without you there will be no me
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
It's 5pm, and we're driving south
To get away from everything we could live without
You look at me with those beautiful eyes
And now I know you'll never leave my side
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
And my thoughts are screamin' "I am me"
Just take me home to where I want to be
And I'm stuck inside my own head
And this feeling's left me broken inside
Past Regrets, Future Threats omigosh 💜💙💚
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