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I haven't read the rest of the posts, but all I have to say is this: Welcome to Mario Kart. If you don't like the red shells, turn them off. There's a custom item option now. (Unless you only play grand prix mode. in that case, don't bother.)

But you gotta keep in mind that this was a game from 1996.

I will be using multiple rankings to determine the top 13 Mario Kart games. These include Character Rosters, Courses, and Music. The ranking a game gets will be added to its score. The higher the score a game gets, the lower its final ranking will be. Let's get started. (Note: Retro Tracks will not count towards course and music rankings)
CHARACTER ROSTER:
13. Mario Kart 8
12. Super Mario Kart
11. Mario Kart 64
10. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
9. Mario Kart Arcade GP
8. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
7. Mario Kart 7
6. Mario Kart DS
5. Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Mario Kart Tour
2. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
1. Mario Kart Wii
COURSES:
13. Super Mario Kart
12. Mario Kart Tour
11. Mario Kart Arcade GP
10. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
9. Mario Kart 7
8. Mario Kart 8
7. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
6. Mario Kart 64
5. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
4. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
3. Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
2. Mario Kart Wii
1. Mario Kart DS
MUSIC:
13. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
12. Super Mario Kart
11. Mario Kart 7
10. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
9. Mario Kart Arcade GP
8. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
7. Mario Kart Tour
6. Mario Kart 8
5. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
4. Mario Kart 64
3. Mario Kart Wii
2. Mario Kart DS
1. Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
FINAL SCORES

FINAL RANKINGS
13. Super Mario Kart
12. Mario Kart Arcade GP
11. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
10/9. Mario Kart 7/Mario Kart 8
8. Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
7. Mario Kart Tour
6. Mario Kart 64
5/4. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!/Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3/2. Mario Kart DS/Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
1. Mario Kart Wii

True, but the maximum for a multicup is 18, meaning there's room for tracks from one more game. (most likely mk64)

3rd's pretty good.

He said so in his profile that he was just a fan.

I got into Spongebob about a month ago, so I am really excited to play this. (No matter the stats, Sandy is already my go-to.)

Top 5 (in no particular order) Luigi, Yoshi, Daisy, Rosalina, and Iggy Koopa

My highest-rated complete mode track, 8-Bit Speedway: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=42130

If that rumor is true, which I'm sure it is, I'm done with Mario Kart. Mario Kart is supposed to be MARIO Kart, and I can't imagine other Nintendo franchises having any part in that. And knowing Nintendo, if Mario Kart does become Nintendo Kart, it will stay as Nintendo Kart for a long time, quite possibly forever. In other words, I don't want anything to do with Mario Kart Crossroads. Sorry to be so negative, but I just had to get that off my chest.

The MK8 Deluxe Deluxe option was a joke, but I agree that the top 2 are most likely.

One of Nintendo's best-selling franchises, Mario Kart, turns 30 years old this year. What do you think Nintendo will do to celebrate?
for Mario Kart 9
for a remake of a previous game
for a 2022 Super Mario Kart Tour
for a Home Circuit update
for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Deluxe
for nothing

For whatever reason, the Mario Kart spinoffs sound better to me than the mainline games. I'll give you some of my favorite songs:
Wario Cup (Arcade GP)
Bowser Cup (Arcade GP 2)
Yoshi Cup (Arcade GP 2)
Waluigi Cup (Arcade GP 2)
Kingdom Way (Arcade GP DX)
Tropical Coast Final Lap (Arcade GP DX)
Sky Arena Normal/Final Lap (Arcade GP DX)
Vancouver Velocity (Tour)
Berlin Byways (Tour)
Sydney Sprint (Tour)
Singapore Speedway (Tour)

10. Luigi
9. Funky Kong
8. Waluigi
7. Bowser Jr.
6. Yoshi
5. Daisy
4. King Boo
3. Larry
2. Rosalina
1. Iggy

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

That's what I was going for.

When I first watched this underrated gem, I thought it was horrible. But once I finished the series, I was convinced that it wasn't all that bad. Here is why The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is mind-blowing in 3. 2. 1.
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The opening scene is very cool, at least for '89 standards.
Kooky and Hip are so adorable!
I know I'm always picking on Cheatsy for being ugly as heck, but I still like him because he's a chaotic devil with a slightly relatable side. My favorite part about him is whenever he stares like, "Why am I here? I never agreed to this."
In case you couldn't tell, the Koopalings steal the spotlight. I know this wasn't intentional, but I like it whenever you get to know the villains more.
One thing I love is how DiC was more willing to experiment with character designs. What did Nintendo show us? Larry's uncombed hair and Wendy without her bracelets. Those are fine, but who was asking for those? Now what did DiC show us? ROY'S EYES! Yes. You read that right. Sure, his face is covered in trash and his sunglasses respawn once said trash is shaken off, but I still like to pretend they did the unthinkable.
Random Things I Like That I Really Shouldn't:
• Cheatsy's frequent use of alliteration
• That bow on Kootie-Pie's tail.
• Speaking of Kootie-Pie, I never realized she had an accent until I heard her say, "Don't try to get on my good soid." Again, something I like that I really shouldn't.
Bully doesn't get a ton of screen time, but when he does, oh boy, he has the best lines. Who can forget such classics as, "You? Beautiful? I thought you were part of the garbage." It's even funnier with context.
I think it's time I finally talk about the Mario Bros. The pasta jokes are toned down, but aren't completely gone, which I kinda like. Also, Luigi's voice in this show is probably more recognizable than his modern voice.
Those satisfying endings when Bowser finally puts Kootie-Pie in her place.
I now ask that you take the next 8 minutes to appreciate Big Mouth for the comedy gold that he is.

Me: Frontrunning
Dry Bones: All I have is a poison mushroom to throw in front of me to try and catch Daisy. *throws poison mushroom* *drives over it* That wasn't my smartest idea
Me: Wins the race

WARNING:

The first episode was a parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Kooky's laugh will never not be annoying.
Kootie-Pie. Just Kootie-Pie.
Why does Bowser look like King K. Rool?
So, uhm, what happened to Peach's hair?
Cheatsy is the reason you shouldn't do drugs.
Now that we got the character designs out of the way, can I mention how freakin' irritating Toad is?
Hip and Hop are too generic for my liking.
Kooky is fine at first, but as the series goes on, his personality just becomes "ooh, I'm so evil."
In Reign Storm, the robot princess is so obviously fake, but nobody fell for it until Mario said something about a tan. That is seriously messed up.
Wow, how original, an episode where someone is turned into a baby. It's not like that was in Super Show or anything.
Kootie-Pie Rocks. No, not because it's a Kootie-Pie episode. It's because it aged like milk. Everything just screams 90's, and it aired mere weeks before Milli-Vanilli was exposed. And its working title: "Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilli?" No thanks.
Recycled Koopa is cheesy as heck, and that end shot with the Statue of Liberty talking is nightmare feul.
So in my unfinished review series, I brought up how in one episode, Kootie-Pie's shoes disappeared and reappeared randomly four times in one episode. Well, I recently discovered that it happened in two episodes, so nice work DiC. You done f**ked up.
Is it just me, or does the frog suit make everyone look really stupid?
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I might make a Mind-Blowing counterpart to this soon. I don't know. I might also make a Triggered post for Super Mario World.
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Entries added after the initial post:
So Hip and Hop are only 6, but in Life's Ruff, they can be seen driving a car with no issues. Okay. Sure.
In Never Koop a Koopa, Cheatsy implies that Kastle Koopa has a royal stable. I don't see no horses.
The Nipper Plant in Reign Storm will be engraved in my memory forever.
Why does Cheatsy get like 50% of the Koopalings' screen time while Bully is pretty much invisible for the entire series.

You can press shift to get up to two more. You start with one active balloon and 4 in stock, so you basically have 5 balloons, with only 3 being able to be used at a time.