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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-07-18 at 01:46:26
its bad the reason why? it's just simple
just big text and small text also its forceing
you to download play and download?
just big text and small text also its forceing
you to download play and download?
Hey, uh, you know it IS an ad, right? They’re trying to get you to click on it, you’re not forced to lol.
Also about the “big/small text” thing, they’re just things to get you to click on it (which in all honesty they’re kinda useless as the ad doesn’t look engaging at all).
If you’re looking for a bad ad, look for those weird ass Elsagate-ish ads on YT.
1On 2025-07-18 at 01:25:26
my new topic! today we are talking about
bad ads on mkpc! I am not a admin
here is a example
bad ads on mkpc! I am not a admin
here is a example
How exactly is this a bad ad? It looks completely normal to me.
1Character Rankings
On 2025-07-15 at 23:02:59
Oh boy, another useless topic!!!
Lock this topic bro literally no one cares about the message ranking stuff🙏
Lock this topic bro literally no one cares about the message ranking stuff🙏
5Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-04 at 05:52:55
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
peak!!!
Keep cooking, lad!
1Video game geoguesser
On 2025-07-15 at 23:06:16
GUESS WHERE THAT IS!!!
Probably some Walmart meat or that one game called Charlie the Steak or smh
Predict TPOT 19 elimination
Stupid features in MKPC you want gone
On 2025-07-12 at 07:00:37
This game being for the phone. no, I'm serious, MKPC is avaiable for mobile devices, despite it being called Mario Kart "PC".
womp womp pal
My personal complaint is why can you play on phones but not on ipads?
drawing you pfp!
On 2025-07-11 at 23:38:09
I’m still waiting…
On 2025-07-07 at 06:49:48
Ooh! Pick me, pick me! :3 (could u add an Aroace flag somewhere too?)
Aroace flag?
It’s this (maybe u can make Nash hold da flag =O)
https://aroaesflags.tumblr.com/post/181034758671/revised-aroace-flag-after-some-conversation-among
1On 2025-07-07 at 05:03:35
Ooh! Pick me, pick me! :3 (could u add an Aroace flag somewhere too?)
The Super Mario World. Movie Prediction
On 2025-07-08 at 01:59:59
I think now is a good time to know what the second Mario movie could contain, with new plots and Yoshi.
Description:
After the green dinosaur Yoshi escapes the pipe system, new villains called the Koopalings start their job to help Bowser still take over the world. With new faces, Mario makes friends with Yoshi as Daisy leads them to battle the turtles.
Cast:
Mario - Chris Pratt
Luigi - Charlie Day
Peach - Anya-Taylor Joy
Toad - Keegan-Michael Key
Yoshi - ???
Donkey Kong - Seth Rogen
Daisy - ???
Toadette - ???
Koopalings - ???
Bowser - Jack Black
Bowser Jr. - ???
Description:
After the green dinosaur Yoshi escapes the pipe system, new villains called the Koopalings start their job to help Bowser still take over the world. With new faces, Mario makes friends with Yoshi as Daisy leads them to battle the turtles.
Cast:
Mario - Chris Pratt
Luigi - Charlie Day
Peach - Anya-Taylor Joy
Toad - Keegan-Michael Key
Yoshi - ???
Donkey Kong - Seth Rogen
Daisy - ???
Toadette - ???
Koopalings - ???
Bowser - Jack Black
Bowser Jr. - ???
Hot take, but I don’t think Toadette, Daisy, any of the Koopalings, or Bowser Jr. will appear.
Me personally, maybe Wario (and Waluigi hopefully) will be appearing, and maybe they might work for Bowser. To be fairly honest, Daisy has the best chance out of everyone I mentioned to appear, so she might also star in there.
On 2025-07-08 at 01:55:52
I think Yoshi's voice will either be from:
A. Voice clips from the games
B. All-new voices from the same actor as the games
C. A celebrity (I hope not)
A. Voice clips from the games
B. All-new voices from the same actor as the games
C. A celebrity (I hope not)
We need Tom Holland or smh for Yoshi trust
Jokes
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Fanfic [Voting Closed]
On 2025-07-09 at 07:50:49
I crave for more Pokemon Dungeons after completing the game yesterday =P
Which one did you beat, just curious. I'm very close to beating Explorers of Sky, but the save data probably jst got wiped since I broke my computer(s)...
Gates to Infinity. It was pretty good.
What's the gate of infinity
Pokemon Dungeons game.
On 2025-07-09 at 02:59:55
I crave for more Pokemon Dungeons after completing the game yesterday =P
Which one did you beat, just curious. I'm very close to beating Explorers of Sky, but the save data probably jst got wiped since I broke my computer(s)...
Gates to Infinity. It was pretty good.
Edit: actually now looking back it was mid.
1
11On 2025-07-08 at 22:49:01
I crave for more Pokemon Dungeons after completing the game yesterday =P
1-WIP- MULTICUP: Baldy Kart Scorchin' Tyres
On 2025-06-15 at 06:59:26
I read “Baldy” as “Baldi”… Man I miss my boi in Pillar Chase 2😔
On 2025-06-15 at 01:08:53
I read “Baldy” as “Baldi”… Man I miss my boi in Pillar Chase 2😔
You got some nice art tho
You got some nice art tho
New TPOT episode
On 2025-07-12 at 08:20:20
Not me really. Noli got me hyped so TPOT 19 is the least of my concerns.
fanfic: Piggy x Forsaken x Frozen Soul Crossover[PROLOUGE PART 2]
On 2025-07-10 at 06:59:47
Prologue part 2:
Nash: *wakes up* where the hell am I-
Zizzy: WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
Nash: uh I’m Nasha-
Pony: How did you get here.
Nash: you didn’t let me me finish my sentence but okey, I just woke up in this world.
All: *bursts out laughing*
George:
You really expect us to believe that?*continues laughing*
Giraffy: you just woke up here? LOL *continues laughing*
Pony: So you wake up for no reason? HAHAHAHAH
Nash: it’s not funny.
*world glitches*
Zizzy: huh, nothing happened.
Mimi: *looks out the window* who’s this red guy laying face-flat outside our building.
OUTSIDE OF SAFE PLACE:
c00lkid: *wakes up* what the what is going on!
CHAPTER 1 SOON
Nash: *wakes up* where the hell am I-
Zizzy: WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
Nash: uh I’m Nasha-
Pony: How did you get here.
Nash: you didn’t let me me finish my sentence but okey, I just woke up in this world.
All: *bursts out laughing*
George:
You really expect us to believe that?*continues laughing*Giraffy: you just woke up here? LOL *continues laughing*
Pony: So you wake up for no reason? HAHAHAHAH
Nash: it’s not funny.
*world glitches*
Zizzy: huh, nothing happened.
Mimi: *looks out the window* who’s this red guy laying face-flat outside our building.
OUTSIDE OF SAFE PLACE:
c00lkid: *wakes up* what the what is going on!
CHAPTER 1 SOON
Man I sure hope some 10 year old that has been probably influenced by The Spectre doesn’t kill me.
Spectre’s the entire reason on how everyone was forsakened into Forsaken. They basically just kidnapped them and controls whatever happens in Forsaken. It’s why some people like 007n7, Shedletsky, and others aren’t so OP, Spectre just toned down their powers.