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[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-08-28 at 14:36:28
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode
On 2023-08-27 at 22:18:48
Episode 1: Before the Battle
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
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5On 2023-08-27 at 20:45:46
Was this fanfic canceled ?
It's not canceled, however due to narcolepsy (basically I keep falling asleep randomly) and procrastination the release date for the first episode may be set back a couple days, apologies for the inconvenience
1On 2023-08-17 at 23:04:39
UPDATE: I was midway through writing Dietsoda's prologue yesterday and my computer ran out of charge so all my progress was reset. Also, given the nature of the fanfic and the theming of it, I decided to get straight into episodes rather than writing a bunch of prologues when there's not much room for character development anyway.
9On 2023-08-13 at 21:20:27
Anyway, here's the order of the prologues:
Dietsoda
Ruri and Watermelon
Nudge and Max
Lely
...And I'll do the rest along the way I guess
5On 2023-08-12 at 22:32:29
Do you know an approximate time the first episode will release or are you waiting for more people?
I think I have enough Fighters now, I'll get started on the first Episode shortly, so for now character applications are closed.
On 2023-08-12 at 10:51:19
Guys, just a reminder than y'all don't have to tell me whether you want romance/ships or not, there's not gonna be any time for any of that jazz since it's pretty much just Smash Bros. in fanfic form 😅
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2On 2023-08-12 at 03:34:43
Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
*Disgruntled teen voice* Hi and welcome to the Club of Rejections. How may I help?
5On 2023-08-12 at 03:03:21
Am I the only one who finds it funny that every Fighter is within the 5 foot range apart from Croassung (4'
and me (6'1)
PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
and me (6'1)PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
On 2023-08-12 at 00:19:39
Yes, I have finally decided to make another fanfic. The plot is that MKPC members are forced to battle each other in a tournament to become a prestiged 'Battlemaster'. At the end of three days (roughly translating to two or three episodes) the results of all the existing fighters are rounded up and the fighter in last place is eliminated (basically this world's equivalent of a death). Each episode is split into two parts: character development and lore; and fighting.
To join, you need to give me:
Name
Color (please use hex if necessary)
Personality
Any abilities or weapons
Gender (so I get a rough idea of who battles who first - I don't wanna rush into pitting boys against girls for example)
Height
Weight class (Light [fast but weak], Medium [average], Heavy [slow but strong])
FIGHTERS:
Alice
Kind, gentle and tearful but can be a psychopathic edgelord
Melon Nunchuku - A whip with a watermelon at the end that is used for both offense and defense
Acute cryokinesis
Agender
6'1
Medium
D4rk
Funny, serious in tense situations, rude in an argument
Make anything melt with a simple touch
Male
5'2.5
Medium
Lely (alter ego is called Invu)
Introvert around people not met before, extrovert around people met before. Very sensitive, can be a crybaby and doesn't know how to handle emotions all that much. Kind and insecure, and really wants to protect my friends
Can switch to alter ego, it's much stronger mentally but kinda weaker physically
Male
5'4.5
Medium
Coolio
#f9959c
Introverted and slightly selfish, wants friends but doesn't go out looking for them.
Flight and fire breath
Male
5'8
Heavy (changed for variety)
Max
A bit harsh or rash at times but generally a good friend
Magic
Male
5'5.5
Light (changed for variety)
Croassung
Has no idea what's going on
Freakin' banana gun
Male
4'8
Light (changed for variety)
Chilli
Kind, funny, can argue a lot
Fire breath
Male
5'2
Medium
Ruri
Energetic, boisterous, tomboyish, kind
Karate stuff
Female
5'4.5
Medium
Atomic
Funny, but serious in tense situations
Galactic sword and portals
Male
5'2
Medium
Skippy
Sarcastic but serious. Never smiles. Never can tell when said person is serious or sarcastic.
Genderfluid
6'2
Medium
Waluigor
Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
Average robot stuff
Male
7'10
Heavy
SS
Shy, quiet, pretty pessimistic. Doesn't celebrate the positives but instead tries to eliminate the negatives
Average Paratroopa stuff
Male
3'7.5
Light
Cringeh
Kind but psychopathic
Can create clones and fly and BOMBS
Male
5'3
Medium
Nudge
Smart, aggressive, kind to friends
Sharp claws, Hampter bombs
Male
Height: 4'2 (4'8 including ears)
Light
Panzer Elite
Competitive
Unable to retreat
Ghost
8'2
Heavy
Dietsoda
Strong moral code (no killing unarmed opponent's unless they are clearly evil) military focused, some banter but mostly serious, hates vampires, rarely says mayfly. Isn't a wood elf, but is a high elf
Skilled duelist + horse whisperer
Sword + shield
Female (to balance things out)
5'6
Light
xrunner (Guest character)
Computer loving, kind, a bit grandiose
Nintendo DS
Male
5'3
Light
Michael
Keeps to self in battle, helpful to friends, shy, a bit upbeat, and a little cocky at times
Sword
High jump and insane speed
Male
5'7
Medium
Ouchy
Easily angered, assumes everyone thinks is the worst person in the world ever, nerd, likes food A LOT
Yoshi + guns
Male
4'11"
Light
Choco
Brave and kind but a tiny bit annoying
Can create a highly flammable material known as Inverted Matter from hands
Male
5'10
Medium
Host (necessary not a member or guest character)
Verbose, slightly pushy, a little grandiose, dramatic
Demiboy
3'9
Not a fighter
To join, you need to give me:
Name
Color (please use hex if necessary)
Personality
Any abilities or weapons
Gender (so I get a rough idea of who battles who first - I don't wanna rush into pitting boys against girls for example)
Height
Weight class (Light [fast but weak], Medium [average], Heavy [slow but strong])
FIGHTERS:
Alice
Kind, gentle and tearful but can be a psychopathic edgelord
Melon Nunchuku - A whip with a watermelon at the end that is used for both offense and defense
Acute cryokinesis
Agender
6'1
Medium
D4rk
Funny, serious in tense situations, rude in an argument
Make anything melt with a simple touch
Male
5'2.5
Medium
Lely (alter ego is called Invu)
Introvert around people not met before, extrovert around people met before. Very sensitive, can be a crybaby and doesn't know how to handle emotions all that much. Kind and insecure, and really wants to protect my friends
Can switch to alter ego, it's much stronger mentally but kinda weaker physically
Male
5'4.5
Medium
#f9959c
Introverted and slightly selfish, wants friends but doesn't go out looking for them.
Flight and fire breath
Male
5'8
Heavy (changed for variety)
Max
A bit harsh or rash at times but generally a good friend
Magic
Male
5'5.5
Light (changed for variety)
Croassung
Has no idea what's going on
Freakin' banana gun
Male
4'8
Light (changed for variety)
Kind, funny, can argue a lot
Fire breath
Male
5'2
Medium
Ruri
Energetic, boisterous, tomboyish, kind
Karate stuff
Female
5'4.5
Medium
Atomic
Funny, but serious in tense situations
Galactic sword and portals
Male
5'2
Medium
Skippy
Sarcastic but serious. Never smiles. Never can tell when said person is serious or sarcastic.
Genderfluid
6'2
Medium
Waluigor
Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
Average robot stuff
Male
7'10
Heavy
SS
Shy, quiet, pretty pessimistic. Doesn't celebrate the positives but instead tries to eliminate the negatives
Average Paratroopa stuff
Male
3'7.5
Light
Cringeh
Kind but psychopathic
Can create clones and fly and BOMBS
Male
5'3
Medium
Nudge
Smart, aggressive, kind to friends
Sharp claws, Hampter bombs
Male
Height: 4'2 (4'8 including ears)
Light
Panzer Elite
Competitive
Unable to retreat
Ghost
8'2
Heavy
Dietsoda
Strong moral code (no killing unarmed opponent's unless they are clearly evil) military focused, some banter but mostly serious, hates vampires, rarely says mayfly. Isn't a wood elf, but is a high elf
Skilled duelist + horse whisperer
Sword + shield
Female (to balance things out)
5'6
Light
xrunner (Guest character)
Computer loving, kind, a bit grandiose
Nintendo DS
Male
5'3
Light
Michael
Keeps to self in battle, helpful to friends, shy, a bit upbeat, and a little cocky at times
Sword
High jump and insane speed
Male
5'7
Medium
Ouchy
Easily angered, assumes everyone thinks is the worst person in the world ever, nerd, likes food A LOT
Yoshi + guns
Male
4'11"
Light
Choco
Brave and kind but a tiny bit annoying
Can create a highly flammable material known as Inverted Matter from hands
Male
5'10
Medium
Host (necessary not a member or guest character)
Verbose, slightly pushy, a little grandiose, dramatic
Demiboy
3'9
Not a fighter
9[COLLAB FANFIC] MKPC Invasion (Gore Warning)
On 2024-01-12 at 08:08:57
(sorry for the triple post, ill just post another message)
Is that what ya meant to say?
On 2024-01-11 at 18:00:51
IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
Lmao those were my thoughts exactly
Lmao those were my thoughts exactly
On 2023-01-18 at 22:53:21
For Writer: Are you crazy?! OF COURSE!!!
For Character: Fall of MKPC info
By the way I'm gonna be EVIL (but if it means going against Lemon I'm switching to Good)
For Character: Fall of MKPC info
By the way I'm gonna be EVIL (but if it means going against Lemon I'm switching to Good)
1[Fanfic]: War Of Nations
On 2024-01-13 at 08:03:56
Name: Watermelon
Nation: Wyvernia (basically a fusion of Ireland, Japan, Singapore and Mongolia – the strongest nation in the Illuverse - a large island nation (around the size of Australia) covered in mountains, rivers, taverns, cities, shrines, temples, castles, nightclubs, volcanoes, beaches and ice caps)
Wyvernia's place on the political spectrum: Socialist (🇲🇳) with a constitutional monarchy (🇯🇵 and 🇹🇭) but has a multiparty electoral system (🇮🇪 and 🇸🇬 but Socialist party is in power so 🇲🇳 - but monarchy > government so 🇹🇭 - however the government is anarchy so 🇨🇴 I guess- wait Wyvernia doesn't have 🇨🇴 inspiration)
Species: Half-human that can summon dragons (so half-human half-dragon pretty much - even though the dragon part isn't evident unless I'm using powers that summon dragons)
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic, a bit sassy, alot bit of an alcoholic, a bit eccentric and boisterous but very loving overall
Talents: Can summon dragons (as aforementioned), capable of interstellar kinesis (basically using star power), can manipulate people's auras (basically brainwashing but not direct or malicious)
Age: 19
Position of power: Princess (obviously)
Appearance: Tall (somewhere between 6'4 and 6'5), a little underweight, has long wavy reddish-brown hair with large white streaks in it, has one green eye and one blue eye, generally wears a pink crop top and pink leggings, both arms are clad in iridium armor, also wears an amethyst pendant to ward off evil
Accent: Mezzo-alto, heavily Irish with an East Asian ting to it
Military: Dragons, normal human warriors and soldiers, shrine maidens, kyubi-no-kitsune (nine-tailed foxes), werewolves, hachishakusama (very tall killer ghost girls), bake-danuki (shapeshifting raccoon dogs), komainu (fire-breathing lion dogs), shinigami (gods that carry the souls of the dead to the netherworld in boats)
How I came to power: Simply founded the Illuverse as a goddess and decided to settle in Wyvernia and the people said I could rule if I withdrawed my goddess powers, which I did
Nation: Wyvernia (basically a fusion of Ireland, Japan, Singapore and Mongolia – the strongest nation in the Illuverse - a large island nation (around the size of Australia) covered in mountains, rivers, taverns, cities, shrines, temples, castles, nightclubs, volcanoes, beaches and ice caps)
Wyvernia's place on the political spectrum: Socialist (🇲🇳) with a constitutional monarchy (🇯🇵 and 🇹🇭) but has a multiparty electoral system (🇮🇪 and 🇸🇬 but Socialist party is in power so 🇲🇳 - but monarchy > government so 🇹🇭 - however the government is anarchy so 🇨🇴 I guess- wait Wyvernia doesn't have 🇨🇴 inspiration)
Species: Half-human that can summon dragons (so half-human half-dragon pretty much - even though the dragon part isn't evident unless I'm using powers that summon dragons)
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic, a bit sassy, a
Talents: Can summon dragons (as aforementioned), capable of interstellar kinesis (basically using star power), can manipulate people's auras (basically brainwashing but not direct or malicious)
Age: 19
Position of power: Princess (obviously)
Appearance: Tall (somewhere between 6'4 and 6'5), a little underweight, has long wavy reddish-brown hair with large white streaks in it, has one green eye and one blue eye, generally wears a pink crop top and pink leggings, both arms are clad in iridium armor, also wears an amethyst pendant to ward off evil
Accent: Mezzo-alto, heavily Irish with an East Asian ting to it
Military: Dragons, normal human warriors and soldiers, shrine maidens, kyubi-no-kitsune (nine-tailed foxes), werewolves, hachishakusama (very tall killer ghost girls), bake-danuki (shapeshifting raccoon dogs), komainu (fire-breathing lion dogs), shinigami (gods that carry the souls of the dead to the netherworld in boats)
How I came to power: Simply founded the Illuverse as a goddess and decided to settle in Wyvernia and the people said I could rule if I withdrawed my goddess powers, which I did
I MADE A MARIO KART NINE
On 2023-12-29 at 08:10:45
did you know if u close ur mouth you can shut up and not give your opinion that nobody asked for (jk)
Nah I think what nobody asked for was you to be a jackass
Guilded VS Discord
On 2024-01-10 at 06:31:08
I love how you wrote 22 pros for Guilded and only included 1 con, then for Discord you literally wrote 1 pro and 2 cons
Who Has a Rom Of Super Mario Sluggers? For Dolphin Esimlator?
On 2024-01-08 at 06:45:06
Well to be honest it's kinda funny how y'all are complaining that piracy's illegal since, under most copyright laws, MKPC is also technically illegal since it's not a parody of the Mario Kart franchise (but since it doesn't generate income apart from advertisement I don't know I think that the laws are slightly more... lenient), however since I don't have much of a criminal mindset I'm not aiding and abetting in piracy, sorry
anyone know battlebots?
On 2024-01-08 at 07:06:10
IN THE RED SQUARE, IT'S [insert random ass robot name here]!
AND IN THE BLUE SQUARE, IT'S [insert another random ass robot name here]!
NOW ARE YOU READY?! IT'S ROBOT FIGHTIN' TIME!
AND IN THE BLUE SQUARE, IT'S [insert another random ass robot name here]!
NOW ARE YOU READY?! IT'S ROBOT FIGHTIN' TIME!
[FANFIC] RUN: MKPC Story
On 2024-01-04 at 21:32:22
I love loading up MKPC and seeing RUN in the corner of my eye
I lowkey thought this was some BTS thing lol
3[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino [MATURE CONTENT]
On 2023-11-06 at 08:07:42
Case 1, Chapter 3 : Deadly Life
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode 💀
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...
Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. 😢
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
The end
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode 💀
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...
Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. 😢
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
The end
What a great way to kill off a character who barely even gets a line in any fanfic
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