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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-12-15 at 07:19:16
大哥大 (dàgēdà - Mandarin slang for leader)
客上天然居，居然天上客 (kè shàng tiānrán jū, jūrán tiānshàng kè - Man gets a natural house, realizes he's in the sky)
郎中王若俪 (láng zhóng wáng ruò lí - the king looks like a woman but the women look like Wáng Zhóng Láng)
人过大佛寺 (rén guò dà fó sì - A man walks to Leshan Buddha but the Buddha is bigger than he)
EDIT: In Chinese, palindromes don't have to read the same forward to backward, they just need to have a meaning regardless of which way you read them - otherwise known as a non-mirrored palindrome.
So for example, 郎中王若俪 means 'the king looks like a woman', but 俪若王中郎 means 'the women look like Wáng Zhóng Láng'
客上天然居，居然天上客 (kè shàng tiānrán jū, jūrán tiānshàng kè - Man gets a natural house, realizes he's in the sky)
郎中王若俪 (láng zhóng wáng ruò lí - the king looks like a woman but the women look like Wáng Zhóng Láng)
人过大佛寺 (rén guò dà fó sì - A man walks to Leshan Buddha but the Buddha is bigger than he)
EDIT: In Chinese, palindromes don't have to read the same forward to backward, they just need to have a meaning regardless of which way you read them - otherwise known as a non-mirrored palindrome.
So for example, 郎中王若俪 means 'the king looks like a woman', but 俪若王中郎 means 'the women look like Wáng Zhóng Láng'
On 2023-12-14 at 22:08:12
Aibohphobia (the fear of palindromes 
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1[Fanfic] Danganronpa Galaxy /!\ Mature Content /!\
On 2023-10-20 at 16:33:15
This fanfic is gonna have MKPC members learn how to perfect their dream job in school, some ways which will contain mature content. The school only has 8 dorms, each with 2 beds, so only 16 people can go to the school. Anyway, what I need from your application to go to this school is (ft. my application):
Name - Nudge
Color - #F60
Personality - Smart, Evil, Scheming
Job - Actor
List of students:
Nudge, Actor
Lely, Photographer
Oscar, Game Designer
Cringeh, Architect
Max, Animal Protector
Nodac, Technician
Mememo, Drug Dealer
Goonoo, ???
Name - Nudge
Color - #F60
Personality - Smart, Evil, Scheming
Job - Actor
List of students:
Nudge, Actor
Lely, Photographer
Oscar, Game Designer
Cringeh, Architect
Max, Animal Protector
Nodac, Technician
Mememo, Drug Dealer
Goonoo, ???
Name: Princess
Color: Orchid
Personality: Sweet and kind but can be lazy and is rather sassy
Job: Necromancer
CTGPC
On 2023-12-22 at 02:34:05
Lately on MKPC, there's been a lot of attempts to recreate the CTGP aspect of Mario Kart on here by multicups.
Sadly, most of them I feel tend to crash & burn, due to the nature of MKPC.
Sadly, most of them I feel tend to crash & burn, due to the nature of MKPC.
CTGP-PC Deluxe 💪
CTGP-PC Deluxe >>>>>>>>
Why I'm leaving
On 2023-12-21 at 16:56:09
You know you can just like... take a break, and nobody will care? You don't have to leave just because you're fed up
Dw he's gonna be back tomorrow and I'll have a special gift for him
Lemme guess: 🐹🔨?
the story of the gigachad baguette.
On 2023-12-20 at 09:11:46
Okay but can you STOP with the gigachad bullshit, it's SO NOT GIVING, it makes you look like a huge narcissist and quite frankly, makes you look dumb and immature
2023 - A year in review
On 2023-12-19 at 08:20:23
Okay I think I'll do a re-review of this year cause my old review doesn't seem accurate enough:
January: Fighting with dumbfuck incels and early stages of depression
February: 🐱🐟, most retarded MKPC era I've ever witnessed and more symptoms of depression
March: Saint Patrick's and desperate for love and alcohol
April: Felt like the entire community was scraping at old wounds, fishing out of the rubble of old dramas, more alcohol but by this time it's not yet a full addiction
May: Community is mostly chill by what I remember finally
June: Pretty uneventful from what I heard, took a month long break so idk much lol
July: End of break, start of depression and alcohol addiction but came out that month soooo :/
August: The dramas were like a fucking waterfall at this point
September: People actually chipping in to push for a better moderation, seems like the end of toxicity
October: 4 new mods introduced, still not much of a change imo as it was kinda uneventful otherwise
November: Perhaps the most uneventful month of all time
December: Shittiest birthday ever and as the month goes by will Christmas be a fuck up too? I sure hope not... only good thing of this month was Pixel (month not year wtf 💀💀💀)
Honestly I'mma half my rating to 1.5/5 since all this year's been for me is pain and depression with a few good things dropped in here and there
January: Fighting with dumbfuck incels and early stages of depression
February: 🐱🐟, most retarded MKPC era I've ever witnessed and more symptoms of depression
March: Saint Patrick's and desperate for love and alcohol
April: Felt like the entire community was scraping at old wounds, fishing out of the rubble of old dramas, more alcohol but by this time it's not yet a full addiction
May: Community is mostly chill by what I remember finally
June: Pretty uneventful from what I heard, took a month long break so idk much lol
July: End of break, start of depression and alcohol addiction but came out that month soooo :/
August: The dramas were like a fucking waterfall at this point
September: People actually chipping in to push for a better moderation, seems like the end of toxicity
October: 4 new mods introduced, still not much of a change imo as it was kinda uneventful otherwise
November: Perhaps the most uneventful month of all time
December: Shittiest birthday ever and as the month goes by will Christmas be a fuck up too? I sure hope not... only good thing of this month was Pixel (month not year wtf 💀💀💀)
Honestly I'mma half my rating to 1.5/5 since all this year's been for me is pain and depression with a few good things dropped in here and there
On 2023-12-13 at 18:37:40
Honestly this year's been fine for me just... hectic haha 😅
There's been good parts, bad parts, NSFW parts, disturbing parts, just a typical year lol. Touhou Juuouen released in August which was good I guess, and then there's Mario Wonder, TWO new Sonic games (and Frontiers DLC), BCP done, Tears of the Kingdom, Mario Movie released AND Zelda Movie got leaked, and also the next Switch being leaked.
This year I also found out that I'm transgender and potentially lesbian, however my alcoholism and depression have been through the roof... 😔
I started a YouTube channel as a music dump and also started to do art commissions, which (aside from being with my gf ofc) really takes my mind of such thoughts.
Overall this year's been hectic and dumb, and one heck of a rollercoaster ride. 3/5
There's been good parts, bad parts, NSFW parts, disturbing parts, just a typical year lol. Touhou Juuouen released in August which was good I guess, and then there's Mario Wonder, TWO new Sonic games (and Frontiers DLC), BCP done, Tears of the Kingdom, Mario Movie released AND Zelda Movie got leaked, and also the next Switch being leaked.
This year I also found out that I'm transgender and potentially lesbian, however my alcoholism and depression have been through the roof... 😔
I started a YouTube channel as a music dump and also started to do art commissions, which (aside from being with my gf ofc) really takes my mind of such thoughts.
Overall this year's been hectic and dumb, and one heck of a rollercoaster ride. 3/5
If there was another MKT, what city tracks do you want?
On 2023-11-24 at 08:45:14
Ulanbatar Underpass (Ulanbatar, Mongolia - Asia)
Dublin Driftway (Dublin, Ireland - Europe)
Rio Raceway (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - South America)
Las Vegas Highway (Las Vegas, USA - North America)
Shanghai Speedway (Shanghai, China - Asia)
Luxor Loop (Luxor, Egypt - Africa)
Agra Pass (Agra, India - Asia)
Seoul Sprint (Seoul, South Korea - Asia)
Auckland Overpass (Auckland, New Zealand - Oceania)
Cape Town Crossroads (Cape Town, South Africa - Africa)
Kingston Crossing (Kingston, Jamaica - North America)
Copenhagen Circuit (Copenhagen, Denmark - Europe)
Moscow Motorway (Moscow, Russia - Europe/Asia)
Istanbul Drive (Istanbul, Turkey - Europe)
Holy shit that's a lotta cites
EDIT: 3 more cities
Club Phuket (Phuket, Thailand - Asia)
Brisbane Byways (Brisbane, Australia - Oceania)
Zagreb Slide (Zagreb, Croatia - Europe)
EDIT DOS: Added continents
Dublin Driftway (Dublin, Ireland - Europe)
Rio Raceway (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - South America)
Las Vegas Highway (Las Vegas, USA - North America)
Shanghai Speedway (Shanghai, China - Asia)
Luxor Loop (Luxor, Egypt - Africa)
Agra Pass (Agra, India - Asia)
Seoul Sprint (Seoul, South Korea - Asia)
Auckland Overpass (Auckland, New Zealand - Oceania)
Cape Town Crossroads (Cape Town, South Africa - Africa)
Kingston Crossing (Kingston, Jamaica - North America)
Copenhagen Circuit (Copenhagen, Denmark - Europe)
Moscow Motorway (Moscow, Russia - Europe/Asia)
Istanbul Drive (Istanbul, Turkey - Europe)
EDIT: 3 more cities
Club Phuket (Phuket, Thailand - Asia)
Brisbane Byways (Brisbane, Australia - Oceania)
Zagreb Slide (Zagreb, Croatia - Europe)
EDIT DOS: Added continents
I have 150 notifications
On 2023-12-03 at 13:55:12
I have 150 notifications Im not kiding
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3(Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2023-12-13 at 19:01:29
souhait exaucé, mais je vais devoir te mentionner à la fin de ce message
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!
Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
Souhait exaucé mais personne te prend au sérieux, enfin... voila
à Bowser et tout les jours je gagne des cadeaux (euh)Souhait exaucé mais les papier cadeaux seront tous rose
à bowser je me transforme en qui je veuxSouhait exaucé mais tu ne pourra plus te détransformer.
à Bowser et j'ai 10000 points de plus en bataille en ligneWish granted but you lose all of your VS points
to Bowser and my twin becomes separated from meOkay but a duck follow you everywhere and it is annoying
to Bowser and my new track get 50 times "5/5"Wish granted but each of your other tracks gets 1/5 50 times
to Bowser and my phone stays at 100% 24/7On 2023-11-01 at 11:31:30
souhait exaucé, mais je vais devoir te mentionner à la fin de ce message
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!
Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
Souhait exaucé mais personne te prend au sérieux, enfin... voila
à Bowser et tout les jours je gagne des cadeaux (euh)Souhait exaucé mais les papier cadeaux seront tous rose
à bowser je me transforme en qui je veuxSouhait exaucé mais tu ne pourra plus te détransformer.
à Bowser et j'ai 10000 points de plus en bataille en ligneWish granted but you lose all of your VS points
to Bowser and my twin becomes separated from meWho is your favorite kong character.
On 2023-11-08 at 19:39:02
FUNKY KOOOOOOONNG!!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEEEEEYYYY!!!!
Tbh I like Colonel Pluck, he was a pretty hard boss in DKCR and his music was a banger (Rare when are you gonna make a Burger King boss) and I like Mangoruby too her design's pretty cute, she's a cute little lotus snake 🥰 (I'm not an ophidiophile don't worry [ophidiophilia is when you have a sexual attraction towards snakes 💀💀💀])
(Hot take but I don't like the designs of the Kongs much, but if I had to choose my favorite Kong it'd have to be Dixie because she reminds me so much of Shantae [best female protagonist in a Metroidvania fight me])
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1Who’s your favorite character in anything Nintendo!
On 2023-10-04 at 17:30:00
My favourite is Count Bleck. He wasn't a malevolent soul, just brokenhearted, depressed and conflicted between light and darkness.
1Ashton should get Banned.
On 2023-12-07 at 17:07:10
Lely is right. Words don't change people. Gunshots, however...
I must compliment the radicality and the efficacity of this solution. Smart of you to come up with this idea ! Very clever. A+.
YO, I got a A+
This means that I should come up with ideas like this more often, right, Mr. Teacher?
Exactly, dear student ! Your mind is among the greatest and shall be recognized at its fair value.
Good boy !
Hol up what the hell did you say?
Yes I know too much especially at 3:AM
What are you two on 💀 I don't even know what the fuck a Wattpad is (and I think that's a good thing 💀💀💀)
What's a Wattpad?
Just searched it up and I don't think you wanna know
(the app itself is fairly normal like GL or c.ai but people use it for ahem other purposes...)On 2023-12-07 at 04:48:09
Lely is right. Words don't change people. Gunshots, however...
I must compliment the radicality and the efficacity of this solution. Smart of you to come up with this idea ! Very clever. A+.
YO, I got a A+
This means that I should come up with ideas like this more often, right, Mr. Teacher?
Exactly, dear student ! Your mind is among the greatest and shall be recognized at its fair value.
Good boy !
Hol up what the hell did you say?
Yes I know too much especially at 3:AM
What are you two on 💀 I don't even know what the fuck a Wattpad is (and I think that's a good thing 💀💀💀)
est-ce que Mariokart 9 sort cette année
On 2023-12-07 at 05:23:51
I refuse to see Tour as MK9. That game is SO bad and not worthy to be mainline.
Counterpoint: SMK is incredibly bad as well and still very clearly the first game. Super Circuit is incredibly bad and clearly 3rd.
Anyway, we only have a year until the next game comes out to settle this. See you all at E3
Counterpoint :
- SMK and MKSC had permanent tracks, and a clear roster, which is the case for every other MK game (DLC excluded). What I mean is that those games are quite bad but still, they follow a formula that every mainline follows, and Tour doesn't.
+ Tour doesn't even feel like a mainline.
It is mainline, it's just a live service entry.
Let's Go & Legends Arceus are still mainline Pokemon games, even though they're really different.
Going by that logic you're technically saying that Hisui is Gen 9 and Paldea is Gen 10, among many Pokémon fans that simply isn't the case, therefore I too refuse to see Tour as MK9. Just cause it's mainline doesn't mean that automatically makes it the next full entry in a series. (Sorry my English is kinda bad (tired dehydrated Mongolian moment))
Share your favorite video game OSTs
On 2023-12-07 at 06:58:37
(In fact the entire ANTONBLAST OST is a banger - also skip to 1:27 and you get Wario'd (the music's meant to sound like a mix between Sonic CD's and Wario Land 4's))
1Chatroom :>
On 2023-12-06 at 08:45:57
Κίτρινος τέσσερις είναι εδώ
Περιστέρι αλλά γιορτινό πλέον
こんにちわ
[FANFIC] Zombie Survival
On 2023-02-02 at 08:17:08
EP4 PART 1 - The Power Outage
After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.
Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.
Back at home…
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?
In the basement…
Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)
At the branching paths…
Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~
Meanwhile…
Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…
Elsewhere…
xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also elsewhere…
Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it
Back with IlluZhion…
Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*
After a long night of partying and getting drunk, Fiery and co. decide to escape the city after 1 day of sleep deprivation.
Lemon: I’m strooooooooooonggg as an oooniiiiiiiii…
IlluZhion: Remiiiiiiiiiinds me of the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I plaaaaaaaayed Touuuuuuhouuuuu Proooooject and I had to fiiiiiiight Suiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa…
Lemon: Ah, screeeew thaaaaaaat, let’s-
*Kissing*
Fiery: Bruh… What the fuck?
Cringeh: dhdshjhkjhwefhuefnsfhsfshfksak
???: Mind if you shut your mouth, bitch?
osc: Innit man this guy keeps on blabbering about what he did for his maths homework like my guy shut your mouth for 1 second
Fiery: oh crap why’s ralsei here man NAWWWWWW
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch
Fiery: I will turn your skin into a coat. Anyways, we really need to escape this place, our heads are on the line.
IlluZhion: Iiiiiiii’mma caaaaaaarryyyyyy Leeeeeeeeemoooooon, she’s toooooo druuuuuuuuuunk to go alooooooooone…
xrunner: Ain’t no way man, you’re also drunk as hell…
Ralsei: Honestly bro, these two are seriously weird…
IlluZhion: Noooooooooooooo weeeeeeeee’re noooooooot…
Fiery: Dude, you literally gave your own girlfriend 5 gallons of sake… Hey, stop tampering with my voice lines!
IlluZhion: Hahahahahahahahahaha, no waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…
osc: are you having a stroke
Cringeh: AAAAAAAAAA
Zombies: We’ll be taking him.
Lemon: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- what?! WHO?! NO-ONE DID A THING!
Fiery: Oh good riddance, he’s a party pooper. Nobody cares about him that much anyway, just a nerd.
Popplio: At least he’s not a dog
Fiery: Kind of wish he was, then he wouldn’t be able to speak so much.
xrunner: Hey while you guys were chatting I got the secret Green Hill Zone level
IlluZhion: NOBODY CARES, CRINGEH COULD DIE!!! But to be fair, I did kind of hate him…
Lemon: Wait, was I drunk?! WHY AM I HALF-
osc: Put your hand up if you cared about him. See, nobody except you two care.
Fiery: you don’t have hands…
osc: that’s still a no for caring about him
IlluZhion: I didn’t even give two shits… So long as my Lemon is safe, I just acted like I cared lol
Fiery: what about Shifu and Hiku who are just standing at the door right there…
Lemon: WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
IlluZhion: One second, I need to talk to them…
Fiery: Sayonara, plot armor…STOP MESSING WITH MY VOICE LINES
osc: and you’re having another stroke…
IlluZhion: Just shut up Fiery, I need to chat with ‘em…
Hiku-chan: Hey IlluZhion-san~
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY ILLUZHION LIKE THAT?!
Shifu: Oh, you don’t know? Uh, move along, cat girl, he’s my husband…
Lemon: WWWWWWWWWWWWW- WHAT?!
Fiery: ah crap lol more conflict…i swear man i’m going to commit manslaughter
osc: STOP HAVING A STROKE, JESUS CHRIST!
Lemon: HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY ILLUZHION!!!
Hiku-chan: You sure you wanna fight me, feline?!
*Hiku-chan’s lost eye glows*
Lemon: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!!!
Hiku-chan: And I have a power that bests your own. Leave my husband alone.
Lemon: Grrrrrrrrr…
Shifu: YOUR HUSBAND?! HE LOVES ME MORE!!!
Lemon: BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! HE LOVES ME THE MOST!!!
IlluZhion: Oh boy, more conflict…
Cosmo: Well at least try to stop your wives from fighting, dude…
Popplio: Why does polygamy always end this way…?
Ralsei: HUH?!
Popplio: Oh nevermind...
Ralsei: EXACTLY BITCH!!!
Fiery: Pssst guys, let’s just go without them, they will never stop at this pace.
Lemon: Fine, we’re going…
Hiku-chan: Keep your hands off him, both of you…
Shifu and Lemon: …
Fiery: So we going now? After 8 million years? Good, let’s go.
Back at home…
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Hiku-chan: A power outage? What the hell is going on here?!
IlluZhion: Let’s go check the power…
Lemon: I’m going with you…
Fiery: Why are we checking the power instead of finding a way out of this labyrinth of buildings?
xrunner: Well IlluZhion’s plan does sound better, in all fairness…
Shifu: Why don’t we all go?
In the basement…
Hiku-chan: This place gives me trauma from somewhere…
Shifu: Don’t think about that…
Lemon: Well I’m going with IlluZhion, you simps better find someone else to leech onto…
Fiery: I’m not going inside here.
Nudge: Cry about it, we’re all going in.
Fiery: you know what i dont care about your opinion on it i’m not going inside i’m running away and probably encountering the zombies but i dont give a crap since its better than staying with you barnacles!
IlluZhion: Let’s just go…
Fiery: Jeez, you don’t have to be this stoic… OK FINE I’M GOING… I want to kill myself right now…
osc: Dude, it’s just a prank… Calm down…
Fiery: I mean going in this dark place. Did I ever tell you I had a fear of the dark? That’s why I had this lighter.
Dark: Am I a joke to you?
Fiery: yes in fact you are all you do in this story is be a fortnite fanboy go catch a victory royale or some shit
IlluZhion: Stop arguing, the lot of you… Let’s go…
Fiery: holy crap i’ve turned into what i want to destroy most…I HATE YOU SCRIPT WRITER! (i mean myself)
At the branching paths…
Hiku-chan: What the hell? How big is this place?
osc: By the looks of it, it’s so big you could make this place into a bunker…
Shifu: Better than the one me and Hiku were stuck in for hours… Wait, come to think of it that’s when we fell for IlluZhion…
IlluZhion: Let’s split into groups… Me, Hiku-chan, Shifu, Lemon and Fiery are going one way…
Nudge: Obviously you go with all the girls…
osc: Well Fiery’s a dude…
Nudge: I’m not blind…
IlluZhion: Nudge, osc and the others go the other way…
xrunner: I’mma go my own way… I can noclip my way in…
Fiery: No thank you…*runs out the door*
IlluZhion: Ok, both of you can go your way…
Lemon: Let’s get going then…
Hiku-chan: Don’t this remind you of somethin’? Like…
IlluZhion: The Catacombs? Nah, not really.
Shifu: Well of course, you ARE a vampire…
Lemon: Wait I just noticed something… You two aren’t vampires… You sure you’re married to IlluZhion?
Hiku-chan: Well the thing is… Both me and Shifu are phantoms…
Lemon: Uhhh…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Can you guys go on instead of having this chit chat?
Hiku-chan: Gah, fine…
Lemon: Welp, lookee here…
Hiku-chan: How on earth are we gonna get up THERE?!
Lemon: That’s the thing, me and IlluZhion are gonna go up there. You guys just look about below, ok?
Fiery in a muffled voice: How about you guys actually go back instead of having this shit?
IlluZhion: No goddamn way. This is my- correction, OUR city. We ain’t leavin’ till the very end…
Fiery in a muffled voice: Well, okay, see ya.
Shifu: What a coward…
Fiery: HEARD THAT! FINE IF YOU WANT ME DOWN THERE THEN FINE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
Shifu: No, coward, you go cry about it…
Fiery: OK THAT’S IT…
*Fiery just runs off shouting “FUCK YOU DIPSHITS”*
Hiku-chan: What?
Lemon: Like we can’t hear that…
IlluZhion: Lemon, let’s just get going…
Lemon: Okie~
Meanwhile…
Nudge: Urrrgggh, just thinking about this place makes me irk…
Popplio: At least there aren’t any dogs h-
*WOOF WOOF*
Popplio: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nudge: Oops, sorry, just my MP3 player sound effect 😛
Popplio: WHAT?!
osc: Stop it, both of you. Let’s get going…
K: I agree, we can’t afford to lose anyone else, like what happened with Cringeh…
Cosmo: Oh, like anyone cares about him! Let’s just move on…
Elsewhere…
xrunner: Whew, I’m almost there…
*BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSS…*
xrunner: Fuck that, I’m go-
*He can’t noclip through the terrain*
xrunner: Ah bollocks…
Cringeh?: Urrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhh…
xrunner: WHAT THE FUCK?! CRINGEH?!
Huge Zombie: Reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggge… Geeeeeeettt reveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnggggggge…
xrunner: Fuck this shit, I’m running away…
*One of the zombies bites xrunner*
xrunner: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Also elsewhere…
Fiery: Man I actually feel kind of bad…
*Clanking noises*
Nudge: WHAT?! DON’T TELL ME THE ZOMBIES FOUND US AS WELL!
*Ceiling burns away*
Fiery: WOAAAAHH! Dang it, should have known that this city was still in construction.
Dark: What the fuck are you doing here, Fiery? I thought you chickened out…
Fiery: I thought you were getting one of those bitch Victory Royales…
Dark: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!
Fiery: It’s not chicken to do something that is reasonable. But I guess I interrupted you having a victory royale, so yay.
Dark: Oh you are going to-
osc: Listen its not worth it
Back with IlluZhion…
Lemon: This is kinda cute… You, me, this complete darkness…
IlluZhion: Heh, ya think so?
Lemon: Just c’mere and-
*Kissing*
Hiku-chan: What the fuck? Are they kissing AGAIN?!
Shifu: Sounds like it… Let’s go, Hiku…
IlluZhion: Oh my gosh, you’re so-
*Kissing continues*
Script writer: Ok, can you actually stop?
IlluZhion: NO!
*Kissing*
Script writer: Honestly…
Shifu: Didn’t the script writer literally just tell them to stop? Ok, let’s roll…
xrunner?: BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS…
Hiku-chan: Lol, we can’t even get bitten…
Shifu: Oh yeah, this armor…
*They just walk through like nothing happened*
You got catfished. That implicates Shifu and Hiku not existing, being like the "incels" we talked about for so long. That implicates they could be a 63 year old man that actually framed all of us. And you still kissed them? Ew. I find that episode to be overly cringeh (welcome back !), I'm sorry but it was actually hard to read it, impossible to keep a straight face. I understand what you wanted to do, but nah, the execution was poor.
First off it's not even confirmed that Lemon likes you back. So basically you're writing fanfic episodes where you kiss someone that basically does not like you back. Imagine if I had a crush on Jey. I would not write episodes where we kiss, since he does not like me back ? That's so weird... Basically throughout the episode she's so protective of you and kisses you every 2 seconds... but in real life she may just see you as a friend ? Or maybe be irked at you ? You're always telling me "she got shy". She just didn't respond to those texts. Maybe she's disgusted by them, but as the polite person she is, she just avoid the discussion.
So maybe Lemon is irked at you and you're still kissing throughout the episode.
That brings us to the character of Lemon as a whole. I find her to be so fake and unrealistic every time YOU are writing. You're always making Lemon so protective over you, saying she loves you, clearly having a crush over you, being brutal for you, a badass girl and an edgelord... in real life she's a polite girl who speaks Japanese and responds to anything in the nicest way possible. It's like if one fanfic made my overall character a misogynistic person... it's not because it's what you would like the person to be, that you have to change the person. Enhancing some traits to make the character more interesting is okay, but at this point it is hardly Lemon.
That brings us to the very usage of Hiku and Shifu in this fanfic. They are non-existent. They are the incels all along. So why does Shifu says out of nowhere "he's my husband" ??? Bro you're talking about PDC_Cosmo, duragjamal, etc. Do you want to be their husband ? Ew. No. Even if it's all fictional, seeing it as someone who knows the story is disturbing. And it's cringe. Marriage implicated in a fanfic that is addressed towards young kids ? I was 9 when I entered this, if I saw that at 9...
I'm sorry, it's just too mushy. Sometimes it's incredible how the theming of the zombies has became secondary. Like... Cringeh's getting kidnapped? OK, you all hate him, but the little amount of emphasis put about it is incredibly low. You focus more on kissing Lemon and in the annoying love square track between Hiku, Shifu, Lemon and you. It is the primary element of this episode. Cringeh has been kidnapped and nobody cares. Everything that matters is lovey lovey lovey dovey dovey dovey...
I'm sorry. It's just too cringe to my taste.
Dude, the guy literally just confessed to killing both of them...
And as for Lemon... I still have no idea why I just make her like this... I agree, it's unrealistic