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12412 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-07-21 at 23:31:28
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
On 2025-07-21 at 01:27:45
Here's a character:
Name: Inferno
Species: Infernape (Shiny)
Moves: Flame Wheel, Fury Swipes, Crunch, and Taunt.
Backstory: As a Chimchar, Inferno was left in the wild by a Trainer, and he found the ways of wildlife in a hard way in the forest place I forgot that was in Sinnoh. He somehow managed to get all the way to Hearthome City after evolving into a Monferno. He also managed to learn how to talk after being in Hearthome City. He decided to go back into the wild after he evolved into a Infernape. He is in fact, very wild, and he goes hard on new Trainers.
Text color: Red
Name: Inferno
Species: Infernape (Shiny)
Moves: Flame Wheel, Fury Swipes, Crunch, and Taunt.
Backstory: As a Chimchar, Inferno was left in the wild by a Trainer, and he found the ways of wildlife in a hard way in the forest place I forgot that was in Sinnoh. He somehow managed to get all the way to Hearthome City after evolving into a Monferno. He also managed to learn how to talk after being in Hearthome City. He decided to go back into the wild after he evolved into a Infernape. He is in fact, very wild, and he goes hard on new Trainers.
Text color: Red
Umm... according to Pokemonshowdown,
"Your team was rejected for the following reasons:
- Infernape can't learn Crunch."
Edit: Wait what item?
On 2025-07-21 at 00:28:21
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
hey why aren’t I in this episode
You're supposed to be dead (or at least almost dead) after getting exploded last episode.
1On 2025-07-20 at 20:41:55
Is it too late to create a character for the fantic?
You can still submit your character(s).
On 2025-07-20 at 00:27:45
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
1On 2025-07-11 at 00:49:31
S1 E4
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Everyone: Here we are!
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Everyone: Here we are!
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S1 E3
Best Inn.
Red: We NEED a place to stay... RIGHT NOW!!!
Blue: Hey look! An inn called "Best inn!"
(They go to the inn.)
Georgie: Hey...!
Red: We'd like to check in for...
10 people.
Georgie: Got it! *cracks knuckles*
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(She walks to her room and changes.)
Georgie: Your room number is... 6478376892345768203847394754038573402895789308149823705108475438975367934754958678947595348749284793457236858645. The wifi password is... ywuw3esyioee]t[ejuir2g5618teg89v-+35v28v/4v3wy2hn8mv435b[4353c78w43c4-5-4++8v43
Red: Got it. *whacks georgie*
Georgie: All of you! Into the basement!
*BANG*
Georgie: Oh, no. A gunshot's not going to stop me.
(Several things happen at once. Refridge freezes Georgie, while Kevin uses his sword and Nommanic's Gyarados uses "Hyper Beam." Nashatra returns.)
Nommanic: He was "taken care of."
(Everyone goes to their rooms.)
...
Hold it!
The building flies into the air and crashes into the mountain.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Everyone tumbles out.)
Gold: It's the end of the WOOOOOOORRRLLDD!!!!!
Red: Quit it and be reasonable, Gold!
Everyone: ...
Refridge: You... know him?
Gold: We've been friends since 4th grade.
Blue: But not best friends!
Everyone: ...?
Georgie: No refunds. Pay me or-
(He gets frozen by Refridge, stabbed, star beamed, and exploded by Kevin, shot by Blue, whacked by Red, diamond sworded by Marcelo, Flamethown, Swifted, Thundered, Surfed, Auroua Beamed, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cut by Nommanic's Pokemon, and hunting-cropped by Crystal.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Refridge: Now what?
Red: To the supermarket!
Nashatra: Oh... right.
Blue: But the market...!
(They all run to the supermarket called "Best Shopping." ...)
Nommanic: Well, that's ominous.
T: Whaaat?!
Kevin: Let's just go!
(They all enter.)
Georgie: Welcome to Best Shopping!
Best Inn.
Red: We NEED a place to stay... RIGHT NOW!!!
Blue: Hey look! An inn called "Best inn!"
(They go to the inn.)
Georgie: Hey...!
Red: We'd like to check in for...
10 people.
Georgie: Got it! *cracks knuckles*
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(She walks to her room and changes.)
Georgie: Your room number is... 6478376892345768203847394754038573402895789308149823705108475438975367934754958678947595348749284793457236858645. The wifi password is... ywuw3esyioee]t[ejuir2g5618teg89v-+35v28v/4v3wy2hn8mv435b[4353c78w43c4-5-4++8v43
Red: Got it. *whacks georgie*
Georgie: All of you! Into the basement!
*BANG*
Georgie: Oh, no. A gunshot's not going to stop me.
(Several things happen at once. Refridge freezes Georgie, while Kevin uses his sword and Nommanic's Gyarados uses "Hyper Beam." Nashatra returns.)
Nommanic: He was "taken care of."
(Everyone goes to their rooms.)
...
Hold it!
The building flies into the air and crashes into the mountain.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Everyone tumbles out.)
Gold: It's the end of the WOOOOOOORRRLLDD!!!!!
Red: Quit it and be reasonable, Gold!
Everyone: ...
Refridge: You... know him?
Gold: We've been friends since 4th grade.
Blue: But not best friends!
Everyone: ...?
Georgie: No refunds. Pay me or-
(He gets frozen by Refridge, stabbed, star beamed, and exploded by Kevin, shot by Blue, whacked by Red, diamond sworded by Marcelo, Flamethown, Swifted, Thundered, Surfed, Auroua Beamed, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cut by Nommanic's Pokemon, and hunting-cropped by Crystal.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Refridge: Now what?
Red: To the supermarket!
Nashatra: Oh... right.
Blue: But the market...!
(They all run to the supermarket called "Best Shopping." ...)
Nommanic: Well, that's ominous.
T: Whaaat?!
Kevin: Let's just go!
(They all enter.)
Georgie: Welcome to Best Shopping!
1On 2025-07-07 at 22:58:15
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
1
11On 2025-07-06 at 00:50:05
Yo, another character!
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.)
Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???
Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.
)Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.
Episode 2:
Car Accident
Everyone is in the car.
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1On 2025-06-29 at 23:08:02
Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Season 1: Episode 1: "Rollout of the Way!"
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
11On 2025-06-26 at 20:56:15
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!
Prelude:
Season 1
Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.
Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.
I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)
On 2025-06-25 at 22:37:26
Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)
Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Green
Opulent
Nommanic
Georgie
Yellow
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Pearl
Platinum.
Gold
Silver
Crystal
GamerGuy
Inferno
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Green
Opulent
Nommanic
Georgie
Yellow
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Pearl
Platinum.
Gold
Silver
Crystal
GamerGuy
Inferno
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
1Why does lionel keep spam inviting me. How has nobody noticed this yet.
On 2025-08-21 at 00:47:29
No, he just likes to invite people. What makes you think he is taunting you? It's not like he knows rd.
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1{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-13 at 02:18:49
Here, why not? (Hope you don't mind @SuperSwimmer)
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Nommanic Folloreht
13-year-old Pokemon Trainer
Reacts pedantically, nonchalantly, or snarkily. (Whichever's best)
Cyan!!
Lightweight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Volcan
Weapons: Time Blade, Star Bow
Items: 20 Hyper Potions, 20 Full Heals, Pokemon:
Lvl 80 Typhlosion
Eruption, Shadow Claw, Solar Beam, Sunny Day
Lvl 50 SHINY Gyarados
Bite, Ice Fang, Waterfall, Dragon Dance
Lvl 50 Raichu
Thunderbolt, Rain Dance, Surf, Thunder Wave
Lvl 40 Vapereon
Surf, Aurora Beam, Bite, Shadow Ball
Lvl 40 Graveler
Earthquake, Rollout, Strength, Rock Smash
Lvl 30 Kadabra
Teleport, Psybeam, Disable, Magical Eye
Lvl 20 Pichu
Nasty Plot, Charm, Thundershock, Thunder Wave
Lvl 20 Machop
Karate Chop, Low Kick, Focus Energy, Leer
Lvl 20 Bellsprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
Lvl 30 Togetic:
Yawn, Extrasensory, Fly, Magical Leaf
Lvl 20 Poliwag
Hypnosis, Rain Dance, Water Gun, Double Slap
Kart: MKPC Daisy
A quick learner, he is moderately skilled in almost everything. He hates burgers. He is a pro at reverse drifting, and is capable of many shortcuts. He does not bag. He has war experience, and can use a spear well, though he is somewhat weak. His favorite food is ramen. His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
Next character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Psychic 16-year-old novice trainer
Her personality is similar to Nommanic's, but she leans on the pedantic side and not on the nonchalant or snarky side.
Cyan!!
Medium Weight
Pink Team
Elemental Ally: Psycho
Weapons: Star Blade, Star Bow
Items: A weird rock that is indistinguishable from a Moon Stone (A gift from Nommanic), and a Pokemon:
Lvl 10 Charmander
Scratch, Smokescreen, Ember, Bite
Kart: Dry Bomber
She has Pryokinetic powers, is quite physically capable, and yes she is Nommanic's sister. She dislikes burgers. She is a pro at Mario Kart DS and can easily outrun reverse drifters by snaking. She doesn't bag either. She often throws her kart for stylish and practical moves. Her favorite food is pizza.
Funny Images!
On 2025-08-11 at 00:32:35
Now how did I get stuck here?
(Don't worry, I got out just fine.)
[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
On 2025-07-29 at 23:51:25
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay: *punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
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Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
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I feel like you're stealing the idea of "Mario Kart Fist-Fighting" from my fanfic...
(more specifically, the episode I just released.)
1On 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
1On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Ok. Next time, if Joshy or Yoshi talks to me, I'll just ignore them completely, and if there's no one else to talk to, I'll give some cryptic responses.
I know I wasn't supposed to hear that, but maybe I can perceive other peoples' intentions (if that's allowed) in stressful situations. (Like being in last place in the last lap. I'll try harder to win the race if that happens.)
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
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