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2 truths and a lie (ON DAAA FORUM)
On 2025-05-20 at 00:49:31
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2025-03-06 at 23:53:40
The Captain Falcon: Turns all your stats to max for this round.

On 2025-03-06 at 21:33:00
Item suggestion:
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It deletes everything on the mkpc servers.
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It deletes everything on the mkpc servers.


(fanfic) Guilty Party
On 2025-10-01 at 23:25:35
Idea for the prologue:
Prologue:
(I wrote this in normal story style.)
"I know you are wondering why I brought you here," Guiltriper says.
"Yeah, we are."
"That's because I'm throwing a GUILTY PARTY!!"
Everyone cheers at the prospect of a party.
"First, we'll go to a hotel, then we all just goof off," Guiltriper explains.
"May I make a suggestion for the hotel?" Opulent asks, raising her hand.
"Yes?"
"The Best Inn," Opulent replies. Then, quickly reading Guiltriper's mind, she continues: "It's complicated."
"Oh, okay."
Santino, John, and Robinson were elated going to a hotel.
"It'll be super fun!" Santino exclaims.
"Yeah!" All three of them shout.
"Hey, speaking of parties, who's that?" John asks, pointing at Mimi.
"Woah," Robinson replies.
Meanwhile, Opulent and Mimi were having a fun conversation.
"Yeah, I agree. By the way, what's your favorite kind of meat?" Mimi asks.
"I'm not sure, but I do like burgers."
"Nice!"
"Yeah. Nommanic and Cinnamon hate them. Not sure why."
"Really? What about--" Mimi says, but is quickly cut off.
"Esoteric likes them."
"I never knew!"
"Uhh, I think I'm sensing something," Opulent says, worried.
"Does it--"
"Yes, I do think it has something to do with them having a crush on you."
"Oh no, not again."
John and Robinson were arguing over Mimi at this time. John declared that she was his because he found her first, but Robinson says that they both have an equal opportunity to her, as they were friends. They have come close to blows over Mimi. Santino watched, worried that their friendship might fall apart.
"Okay, look. Why don't we just ask her?!" Robinson shouts.
"Because that's JUST ILLOGICAL!!" John responds.
Robinson was about to punch John for his irrationality, but Opulent stepped in between them before it got out of hand.
"Calm down! Just calm down and don't start anything! Calm down!"
"No!"John and Robinson both shout.
"If you don't stop fighting, I'll... er, have to knock you both out!"
"And how are you going to do that?"
In reply, Opulent simply dialed her Poketch. Everyone watched, anxious of what she will pull next. After a minute of agony, two fire extinguishers appeared above John and Robinson's head, and after knocking them out, disappears.
"Our first crime in the GUILTY PARTY!!!" Guiltriper cheers.
That was not all. Then, Opulent called someone else on her Poketch.
"I'm calling a lawyer."
"Oh hey, I was gonna do that!" Guiltriper replies.
"@OCM originally decided to add him, but thought he wouldn't be a bundle of laughs at a party so he left him out."
"Who is he?"
"Blue Folloreht."
"Well, that's it for this first meeting. We'll meet tomorrow at the Best Inn, 3:00 P.M. I'll go invite some more people now."
And with that, they all exited the room except for Guiltriper and went on with their lives.
Prologue:
(I wrote this in normal story style.)
"I know you are wondering why I brought you here," Guiltriper says.
"Yeah, we are."
"That's because I'm throwing a GUILTY PARTY!!"
Everyone cheers at the prospect of a party.
"First, we'll go to a hotel, then we all just goof off," Guiltriper explains.
"May I make a suggestion for the hotel?" Opulent asks, raising her hand.
"Yes?"
"The Best Inn," Opulent replies. Then, quickly reading Guiltriper's mind, she continues: "It's complicated."
"Oh, okay."
Santino, John, and Robinson were elated going to a hotel.
"It'll be super fun!" Santino exclaims.
"Yeah!" All three of them shout.
"Hey, speaking of parties, who's that?" John asks, pointing at Mimi.
"Woah," Robinson replies.
Meanwhile, Opulent and Mimi were having a fun conversation.
"Yeah, I agree. By the way, what's your favorite kind of meat?" Mimi asks.
"I'm not sure, but I do like burgers."
"Nice!"
"Yeah. Nommanic and Cinnamon hate them. Not sure why."
"Really? What about--" Mimi says, but is quickly cut off.
"Esoteric likes them."
"I never knew!"
"Uhh, I think I'm sensing something," Opulent says, worried.
"Does it--"
"Yes, I do think it has something to do with them having a crush on you."
"Oh no, not again."
John and Robinson were arguing over Mimi at this time. John declared that she was his because he found her first, but Robinson says that they both have an equal opportunity to her, as they were friends. They have come close to blows over Mimi. Santino watched, worried that their friendship might fall apart.
"Okay, look. Why don't we just ask her?!" Robinson shouts.
"Because that's JUST ILLOGICAL!!" John responds.
Robinson was about to punch John for his irrationality, but Opulent stepped in between them before it got out of hand.
"Calm down! Just calm down and don't start anything! Calm down!"
"No!"John and Robinson both shout.
"If you don't stop fighting, I'll... er, have to knock you both out!"
"And how are you going to do that?"
In reply, Opulent simply dialed her Poketch. Everyone watched, anxious of what she will pull next. After a minute of agony, two fire extinguishers appeared above John and Robinson's head, and after knocking them out, disappears.
"Our first crime in the GUILTY PARTY!!!" Guiltriper cheers.
That was not all. Then, Opulent called someone else on her Poketch.
"I'm calling a lawyer."
"Oh hey, I was gonna do that!" Guiltriper replies.
"@OCM originally decided to add him, but thought he wouldn't be a bundle of laughs at a party so he left him out."
"Who is he?"
"Blue Folloreht."
"Well, that's it for this first meeting. We'll meet tomorrow at the Best Inn, 3:00 P.M. I'll go invite some more people now."
And with that, they all exited the room except for Guiltriper and went on with their lives.
On 2025-09-29 at 23:40:30
I would like to be a staff because I like writing fanfics.


Also, two characters:
Mimi
Black
She's a table woman, and she likes meat.
There's also a running joke where two people fall in love with her and argue over it. I didn't design this character, but it should be fine, right? Right?
No constraints
Uhh her BF is Explorers, who I am NOT adding because he is NOT my character. She often gets help narrating with Lakitu, who I AM adding.
No, she is not based of a user. Jay first "used" her in HTWAR and then I decided to steal it. It should be fine, right? (Her last name is not canon.)
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
She's really serious. She's athletic, can read minds, and can psychically produce fire, called pyrokinesis. She's 28 in this fanfic.
No constraints.
She has a Shiny Charmander from when she was 16, which evolved into a Shiny Charizard. (More information can be found in other fanfics.)
Yes, her name is based of my FULL username. (OCM expands to Opulent Crafty Mystic.)



Also, two characters:
Mimi
Black
She's a table woman, and she likes meat.
There's also a running joke where two people fall in love with her and argue over it. I didn't design this character, but it should be fine, right? Right?
No constraints
Uhh her BF is Explorers, who I am NOT adding because he is NOT my character. She often gets help narrating with Lakitu, who I AM adding.
No, she is not based of a user. Jay first "used" her in HTWAR and then I decided to steal it. It should be fine, right? (Her last name is not canon.)
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Cyan
She's really serious. She's athletic, can read minds, and can psychically produce fire, called pyrokinesis. She's 28 in this fanfic.
No constraints.
She has a Shiny Charmander from when she was 16, which evolved into a Shiny Charizard. (More information can be found in other fanfics.)
Yes, her name is based of my FULL username. (OCM expands to Opulent Crafty Mystic.)
Hello everyone
On 2025-09-29 at 00:08:32
@-GamerGuy-'s sister, and this is my first time playing this game. all a made this topic for is to introduce myself, but i'd also love to meet all of you guys 
I'd also like some advice if you care to give me any.
But all's done now, I'll be playing as Luigi in online because I like Luigi, but if there's a better character, like for say, Toad, Daisy, Yoshi, Peach, DK, etc, then please tell me
hi, i'm 
I'd also like some advice if you care to give me any.
But all's done now, I'll be playing as Luigi in online because I like Luigi, but if there's a better character, like for say, Toad, Daisy, Yoshi, Peach, DK, etc, then please tell me

Hello! Welcome to the wonderful word of Mario Kart PC!
I'm @OCM, a 'good' reverse drifter, and also @-GamerGuy-'s friend. Some people I know include (I probably missed someone but whatever): @WorldRecord, @Proudster, @AustriaFromPWA, @--T--, @SuperSwimmer, @BlueCore (@BluesDumbAlt), @jay-- @Guiltriper, uhh and more. Just surf the forums to find them.
Respect others, create good tracks, have fun, and reverse drift:
Reverse drift tutorial:
Hold down the accelerate button. Then, hop and turn to start a drift. Continue holding these buttons, while also pressing and releasing the brake button. Once you get orange sparks, release the hop button to release the mini-turbo, then repeat. I'm not the best RD teacher, but apparently @Proudster has a tutorial on his youtube channel.
Hold down the accelerate button. Then, hop and turn to start a drift. Continue holding these buttons, while also pressing and releasing the brake button. Once you get orange sparks, release the hop button to release the mini-turbo, then repeat. I'm not the best RD teacher, but apparently @Proudster has a tutorial on his youtube channel.
If you want to play competitively or do time trials, USING DAISY STATS IS KEY. Either use Daisy or use a custom character with MAX acceleration and handling stats. This lets you charge mini-turbos faster, which give you a speed boost.
As for me, I like making tracks, doing TTs (time trials), and writing fanfics. You won't need to sign up for them because your brother already signed YOU up. I like Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick, and Pokemon...
Acronyms that MKPCians use:
MKPC: Mario Kart PC
Mod: Moderator of the site
DM: Direct Messages (?)
To DM somebody, go to the MEMBERS AREA in the bottom right corner. Click that. Then, click the person you want to talk to and tap the CHAT button. Then you type whatever you want to say and send the message with ENTER.
QM: The Quick Mode Track Creator, or A Quick Mode Track.
CM: Complete Mode Track Creator, OR A Complete Mode Track.
RD: Reverse Drift

[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC
On 2025-08-29 at 02:39:00
Alright! I hope you don't mind if I submit two.
Char 1
Nommanic Folloreht (first name: Nommanic)
Cyan
(It's my OC's GP win sprite.)

Appearance as human: Short black hair, no particular hairstyle. He wears a blue jacket over a cyan shirt. He wears jeans.
Moves when battling:
As Shy Guy:
As Human:
Char 2
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (first name: Opulent)
Cyan
Image:
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Appearance: Black hair in a loose ponytail. She wears jeans, and has a dodgerblue shirt under a purple light jacket. She has a watch.
Now onto moves:
Char 1
Nommanic Folloreht (first name: Nommanic)
Cyan
(It's my OC's GP win sprite.)

Appearance as human: Short black hair, no particular hairstyle. He wears a blue jacket over a cyan shirt. He wears jeans.
Moves when battling:
As Shy Guy:
Jab: Uses his spear to melee attack
Forward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward.
Upward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward, then upward.
Downward Tilt: Sticks his spear in the ground and uses it to lift his opponent.
Charging Smash: Puts his spear back, preparing to strike.
Forward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward. Deals little knockback but high damage.
Upward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward, then lifts his spear and his opponent into the air.
Downward Smash: Thrusts his spear into the ground and immediately raises it up, his opponent on it.
Neutral Aerial: Does a pose to attack an opponent.
Forward Aerial: Jabs his spear forward.
Up Aerial: Jabs his spear upward, like Link.
Back Aerial: Kicks back.
Downward Aerial: Thrusts his spear downward, like Link.
Neutral Special: Throws his spear, then grabs a new one. When done in the air, he switches to a human.
Up Special: Flies up with his spear.
Down Special: Turns his spear in a circle.
Side Special: Stabs an opponent, then throws said opponent with the spear and grabs a new one.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw.
Forward Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent with his spear, then grabs a new one.
Up Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent upward with the spear. The spear can deal damage to other battlers, including himself.
Back Throw: Stabs opponent with the spear, then swings the spear around until opponent flies off it.
Down Throw: Throws opponent down, then jabs with spear.
Dash Attack: Thrusts his spear and continues running.
Ledge Attack: Throws his spear up the ledge, then climbs up and grabs it again.
Floor Attack: Jumps up and swings spear in a circle.
FINAL SMASH: Many other Shy Guys in many coloured costumes come and throw spears everywhere, hitting everything and everyone with the spears. This does a lot of damage.
Forward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward.
Upward Tilt: Jabs his spear forward, then upward.
Downward Tilt: Sticks his spear in the ground and uses it to lift his opponent.
Charging Smash: Puts his spear back, preparing to strike.
Forward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward. Deals little knockback but high damage.
Upward Smash: Thrusts his spear forward, then lifts his spear and his opponent into the air.
Downward Smash: Thrusts his spear into the ground and immediately raises it up, his opponent on it.
Neutral Aerial: Does a pose to attack an opponent.
Forward Aerial: Jabs his spear forward.
Up Aerial: Jabs his spear upward, like Link.
Back Aerial: Kicks back.
Downward Aerial: Thrusts his spear downward, like Link.
Neutral Special: Throws his spear, then grabs a new one. When done in the air, he switches to a human.
Up Special: Flies up with his spear.
Down Special: Turns his spear in a circle.
Side Special: Stabs an opponent, then throws said opponent with the spear and grabs a new one.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw.
Forward Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent with his spear, then grabs a new one.
Up Throw: Stabs opponent with a spear and throws said opponent upward with the spear. The spear can deal damage to other battlers, including himself.
Back Throw: Stabs opponent with the spear, then swings the spear around until opponent flies off it.
Down Throw: Throws opponent down, then jabs with spear.
Dash Attack: Thrusts his spear and continues running.
Ledge Attack: Throws his spear up the ledge, then climbs up and grabs it again.
Floor Attack: Jumps up and swings spear in a circle.
FINAL SMASH: Many other Shy Guys in many coloured costumes come and throw spears everywhere, hitting everything and everyone with the spears. This does a lot of damage.
As Human:
Jab: A simple punch.
Tilts: Simple punches or kicks.
Smash: A Machamp uses DynamicPunch on an opponent, in the direction of the smash unless the smash is downward. The opponent is stunned by this and high damage is dealt.
Down Smash: A Machamp punches downward, creating an Earthquake.
Aerials: A Togekiss Pecks in the direction of the aerial.
Neutral Aerial: An attack with a pose. What else?
Neutral Special: Changes to Shy Guy mode.
Up Special: Togekiss flies Nommanic high up. This attack can deal damage to opponents.
Down Special: A Bolt of Lighting strikes where Nommanic is standing. This doesn't hurt him.
Side Special: Throws a Pokeball Pokemon that can appear are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Alolan Marowak, Alolan Exeggutor, Hisuian Electrode, Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Starmie, Machamp, and Togekiss.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw
Up throw: Togekiss carries opponent up.
Down throw: Machamp punches opponent down, creating an Earthquake
Forward Throw: Opponent gets Flamethrowered, then thrown
Back throw: Alolan Golem rolls backwards, with the opponent.
Dash Attack: Nommanic tackles someone
Ledge Attack: Hisuian Electode is thrown up the ledge, then explodes. Nommanic climbs the ledge afterwards.
Floor Attack: Nommanic jumps up.
FINAL SMASH: Various Pokemon appear out of Pokeballs, and they spam various powerful moves like V-create, Explode, and Water Sprout. Nommanic slumps down, then takes a breath and gets up again.
Tilts: Simple punches or kicks.
Smash: A Machamp uses DynamicPunch on an opponent, in the direction of the smash unless the smash is downward. The opponent is stunned by this and high damage is dealt.
Down Smash: A Machamp punches downward, creating an Earthquake.
Aerials: A Togekiss Pecks in the direction of the aerial.
Neutral Aerial: An attack with a pose. What else?
Neutral Special: Changes to Shy Guy mode.
Up Special: Togekiss flies Nommanic high up. This attack can deal damage to opponents.
Down Special: A Bolt of Lighting strikes where Nommanic is standing. This doesn't hurt him.
Side Special: Throws a Pokeball Pokemon that can appear are: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Alolan Marowak, Alolan Exeggutor, Hisuian Electrode, Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Starmie, Machamp, and Togekiss.
Neutral Throw: Totally normal throw
Up throw: Togekiss carries opponent up.
Down throw: Machamp punches opponent down, creating an Earthquake
Forward Throw: Opponent gets Flamethrowered, then thrown
Back throw: Alolan Golem rolls backwards, with the opponent.
Dash Attack: Nommanic tackles someone
Ledge Attack: Hisuian Electode is thrown up the ledge, then explodes. Nommanic climbs the ledge afterwards.
Floor Attack: Nommanic jumps up.
FINAL SMASH: Various Pokemon appear out of Pokeballs, and they spam various powerful moves like V-create, Explode, and Water Sprout. Nommanic slumps down, then takes a breath and gets up again.
Char 2
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (first name: Opulent)
Cyan
Image:
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Appearance: Black hair in a loose ponytail. She wears jeans, and has a dodgerblue shirt under a purple light jacket. She has a watch.
Now onto moves:
Jab: Punch, then kick
Forward Tilt: Kicks up, then swings her foot around.
Down Tilt: Does the splits.
Up Tilt: Uppercuts
Forward Smash: A fire appears behind the opponent, then she punches said opponent.
Down Smash: Does the splits, but stronger.
Up Smash: Kicks up with a backflip, landing on her feet.
Aerials: Normal Aerials
Neutral Special: Produces some fire around her.
Up Special: Levitates up.
Side Special: Throws some flames
Down Special: A Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar appears. If it's a Gastly, then Opulent gets to control the closest opponent for 5 seconds. Opulent is immune during this time. If Haunter, then it goes to the nearest opponent and licks it, stunning said opponent. If Gengar, then it uses Shadow Ball
Neutral Throw: Chokes the opponent, then throws.
Up Throw: Holds opponent by leg and throws up.
Down throw: Lifts opponent over her head, then swings the opponent down.
Forward Throw: Opponent is burned, then thrown.
Back Throw: Opponent is swung around, while on fire.
Dash Attack: Opulent tackles the opponent and turns to throw mode.
Ledge Attack: Fire appears above the ledge, then Opulent climbs up.
Floor Attack: Opulent jumps up, and a ring of fire appears around her.
FINAL SMASH: The entire arena sets on fire, then everyone gets stunned while they burn. Finally, each opponent gets Shadow Balled, dealing 80% extra damage and stunning everyone.
Forward Tilt: Kicks up, then swings her foot around.
Down Tilt: Does the splits.
Up Tilt: Uppercuts
Forward Smash: A fire appears behind the opponent, then she punches said opponent.
Down Smash: Does the splits, but stronger.
Up Smash: Kicks up with a backflip, landing on her feet.
Aerials: Normal Aerials
Neutral Special: Produces some fire around her.
Up Special: Levitates up.
Side Special: Throws some flames
Down Special: A Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar appears. If it's a Gastly, then Opulent gets to control the closest opponent for 5 seconds. Opulent is immune during this time. If Haunter, then it goes to the nearest opponent and licks it, stunning said opponent. If Gengar, then it uses Shadow Ball
Neutral Throw: Chokes the opponent, then throws.
Up Throw: Holds opponent by leg and throws up.
Down throw: Lifts opponent over her head, then swings the opponent down.
Forward Throw: Opponent is burned, then thrown.
Back Throw: Opponent is swung around, while on fire.
Dash Attack: Opulent tackles the opponent and turns to throw mode.
Ledge Attack: Fire appears above the ledge, then Opulent climbs up.
Floor Attack: Opulent jumps up, and a ring of fire appears around her.
FINAL SMASH: The entire arena sets on fire, then everyone gets stunned while they burn. Finally, each opponent gets Shadow Balled, dealing 80% extra damage and stunning everyone.



Woo's Quiz Land... again
CFPQMA [New multicup!]
On 2025-09-10 at 23:28:00
@MikeBash RD stands for "reverse drift," which is a strategy used by pros like me to charge many miniturbos and go faster than others.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.
@CanadaFromPWA Can I do the expert staff ghosts? I think I'll be called "Expert All-Stars★OCM" and either use one of my OCs or the China Countryball.



MKPC Elections 2025
On 2025-08-11 at 21:03:30
This is starting to look exactly like a real election... 
Most All All but one Most of the conservative voters don't share their vote on this topic; meanwhile plenty some of the left's voters are happy to tell the world what they think. The tension is high... etc.

What your favorite item says about you (very subjective)
On 2025-09-17 at 23:19:51
My favorite item is the mushroom, but it's because I like taking shortcuts like the one on Cheep Cheep Beach by pulling mushrooms in first.
I've been playing for 8 months now, and do not bag.
I've been playing for 8 months now, and do not bag.
Quick Mode: Done Right | Character Submissions
On 2025-09-12 at 23:20:01
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48332&collab=7SF-OXOH0ojPF4QL13HJ4gYf Nommanic (Shy Guy)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48702&collab=ZSuvfcFGUSq1kLUXfYNZk3d5 Cinnamon
sorry, but your gonna have to remove the spear. I don't want anything else added to the sprites
I had an extra sprite lying around and just had to remove the GP win spear.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48822&collab=wmXzgctMHtks3NPaByGXlhKL Nommanic (Spearless Shy Guy)


On 2025-09-12 at 01:29:10
Here ya go. I just downloaded the Shy Guy and Yoshi sprites (including the minimap and podium), changed their colour, and added a spear.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48332&collab=7SF-OXOH0ojPF4QL13HJ4gYf Nommanic (Shy Guy)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48702&collab=ZSuvfcFGUSq1kLUXfYNZk3d5 Cinnamon
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48332&collab=7SF-OXOH0ojPF4QL13HJ4gYf Nommanic (Shy Guy)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=48702&collab=ZSuvfcFGUSq1kLUXfYNZk3d5 Cinnamon
Baby Mario shorts
On 2025-09-19 at 00:44:15
Total char list so far: Luis, WR, BlueCore, RedYoshi, Woo, GamerJax, BabyMario, potterpot, kyetoy, EricPilsner, Nodac, T, SuperSwimmer, Glitched
Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella
Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:
(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?


(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)
Ad:
Other characters: Explorers, Mimi, Black Hat, Danish, Cinnamon, Esoteric, Kevin, Stella
Unofficial short:
Shopping difficulties:
(LIVE)
Luis: *picks up phone and dials* ... Hello, I'm calling everyone, so... do you want to go shopping?!?!? Do you?!?!?



(15 minutes later...)
Luis: Hii!!
WorldRecord: Hii!!
BlueCore: Hi!!
RedYoshi: Hii!!
Woo: Hii!!
GamerJax: Hii!!
BabyMario: Hii!!
potterpot: hii!!
kyetoy: Hii!!
EricPilsner: Hii!!
Nodac: Hii!!
T: Hi!
SuperSwimmer: Hii!!
Glitched: Hii!!
Kevin: Hii!
Stella: Hii!!
Esoteric: Hii!!
Cinnamon: Hii!!
Explorers: Hii!!
Mimi: Hii!!
Luis: Alrightie guys...!! To the ballpen section!!!
Everyone: Wait, WHAAAT?!?
Kevin: ...(Oh no. Not another Silly Adventure.)
(They run to the ballpoint section, when-)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The platform they are standing on lifts them to the roof, which separates, and everyone is inside a glass cube.)
Danish (hologram): Pick and Choose! *switches off*
(Fourty-two ballpoint pens fall into the room in boxes of 7.)
Luis: When will we get-
Kyetoy: To the ballpen section?
(The team continues ascending to space.)
Black Hat (hologram): Please step onto the totally safe roller coaster to exit the cube and return to the shop.
(They climb onto the roller coaster.)
Black Hat (hologram): Thank you.
(The roller coaster accelerates at a rate of 42 m/s/s. Then, it makes several tight turns drawing a DS Waluigi Pinball map. After that, the seatbelts unbuckle and everyone falls.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(They land in the ballpoint section, where one 4 pack of ballpoint pens remains.)
Luis: Found it!
(Everyone exits the building -- WITHOUT PAYING!!)
Police: Hello, sir. You are hereby arrested for larceny- I mean theft.
Police2: What? I thought that was larceny!
Police3: You mean grand larceny?
Police4: No. I think he means PETTY larceny.
Police5: Well, either way, they are arrested. Let's get 'em.
(STATIC)
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The ban topic
On 2025-09-14 at 23:20:14
What do you mean don't we have a reports topic already?
That's NOT what he meant. He meant that this topic is for asking WHY someone was banned.
Edit: @Lioner I think he just wants to make a topic especially for asking about why someone was banned instead of having to "make 2 billion topic[sic] about them."
(Fanfic) Woo's GP
On 2025-09-06 at 20:34:26
First track DS Desert Hills...
Lap 1
Nommanic:I'll get you Mario!
*Summons an Darkshell accidentally and hits India*
Mario gets hit by a fireball and gets stunned by 3 seconds...
Crafty Hits an pokey losing time...
Lap 2/3
Mario: I'ma gonna use these Star that I gotta in 4th...
Toad gets hit by a star...
India : I'll use this bull-
*gets it stolen by Cinnamon, making him first...
Alpaca gets hit by an Fireball (obstacle) stunning him a 1/2 of a second.
Lap 3/3
Toad gets hit by an Dark Shell.
Shy Guy?: Hei Hou!uses an spear and hits Alpaca.
Mario uses Super Shroom and Passes through the shortcut.
Toad uses an bullet bill and passes Luis...
Standings:
1st-Nommanic
2nd- Mario
3rd- Cinnamon
4th- Alpaca
5th- Crafty
6th- India
7th- Toad
8th- Luis- RANKED OUT
If I had to give my honest opinion, it's pretty bad.
Length: 1/5
Story: 1/5
One more thing: the female characters are called Opulent and Esoteric, not Crafty and Alpaca. Just to clear something up.

On 2025-09-05 at 23:33:51
Read through my application forms and google any words you don't know.
Name: Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Age: 27
Birthyear: 2000
Colour: Cyan
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a line and explodes on contact. High knockback
Special Abilities: The ability to establish telepathic communication lines, and cryokinesis.
Personality: Daring, VERY Serious, Nonchalant, of course, and smirks when confident.
Char 2:
Name: Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 25
Birthyear: 2002
Colour: Cyan, or Dodgerblue as a Shy Guy
Special Item: TM, (as human) allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below. Spear (as Shy Guy) can be thrown or stabbed.
Special Abilities: The ability to manipulate objects, for example turning on the lamp or opening the windows, the ability to deduce things like Sherlock Holmes, and the ability to rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to make things from thin air, literally. He turns into a Shy Guy by putting on a mask and costume.
Personality: Nonchalant, and is pedantic and snarky when conversing.
Char 3: Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 28
Birthyear: 1999
Colour: Cyan, duh.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and freezes an opponent.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis, and the ability to read minds. The mind reading also allows her to see invisible people.
Personality: Nonchalant, of course, and is Serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Char 4: Cinnamon Folloreht
Age: 26
Birthyear: 2001
Colour: Blue, as a Yoshi.
Special Item: Shadow Lock, this can turn Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon, or it can lock a person's secret from him or herself. Only if the person is intentionally hiding it from him.
Special Abilities: The ability to MOVE objects, manipulate people, and swap objects that have the same shape from his POV.
Personality: Nonchalant, Dashing, and smirks when confident.
Name: Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Age: 27
Birthyear: 2000
Colour: Cyan
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a line and explodes on contact. High knockback
Special Abilities: The ability to establish telepathic communication lines, and cryokinesis.
Personality: Daring, VERY Serious, Nonchalant, of course, and smirks when confident.
Char 2:
Name: Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 25
Birthyear: 2002
Colour: Cyan, or Dodgerblue as a Shy Guy
Special Item: TM, (as human) allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below. Spear (as Shy Guy) can be thrown or stabbed.
Special Abilities: The ability to manipulate objects, for example turning on the lamp or opening the windows, the ability to deduce things like Sherlock Holmes, and the ability to rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to make things from thin air, literally. He turns into a Shy Guy by putting on a mask and costume.
Personality: Nonchalant, and is pedantic and snarky when conversing.
Char 3: Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 28
Birthyear: 1999
Colour: Cyan, duh.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and freezes an opponent.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis, and the ability to read minds. The mind reading also allows her to see invisible people.
Personality: Nonchalant, of course, and is Serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Char 4: Cinnamon Folloreht
Age: 26
Birthyear: 2001
Colour: Blue, as a Yoshi.
Special Item: Shadow Lock, this can turn Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon, or it can lock a person's secret from him or herself. Only if the person is intentionally hiding it from him.
Special Abilities: The ability to MOVE objects, manipulate people, and swap objects that have the same shape from his POV.
Personality: Nonchalant, Dashing, and smirks when confident.


Rating your profile pic
On 2025-05-25 at 20:57:50
There's already a topic about this: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=15859
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.

[fanfic... revisited] Mario Kart Pro Racing Deluxe
On 2025-09-06 at 21:25:45
Four characters as always...
Nommanic Folloreht - the most important thing about sports is spin.
Dodgerblue. In this fanfic, he is a Shy Guy.
He can:
manipulate objects, for example playing music, spinning a ball (useful for playing soccer);
deduce things like Sherlock Holmes does;
reverse drift, obviously;
rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to create things from thin air, literally;
use a spear;
play soccer;
play viola, primary;
play nylon guitar, secondary;
can pull mushrooms at first.
Kart is also Dodgerblue, with a ShyGuy mask as the emblem.
TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
DD Partner: Cinnamon
Favorite: SNES Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Desert Hills
Favorite: Mushroom
Least favorite: Mega Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and responds with snark and pedantry when conversing.
Pokemon: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem
Cinnamon Folloreht - don't ask why I'm into Sanrio. I just do, OKAY?!?
Blue, he's a Yoshi
He can:
move objects, like grabbing a book from the shelf;
manipulate people, only if they are weak-willed;
swap objects that have the same shape;
snake;
use a spear;
play basketball;
flutter jump;
play cello, primarily;
play steel guitar, secondarily;
Kart is coloured like a Cinnamoroll. Emblem: Cyan Cinnamoroll
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders driving, motor skills, etc.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Favorite: GCN Yoshi Circuit
Least favorite: Airship Fortress
Favorite: Star
Least favorite: Bomb
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, with a daring nature. He smirks when confident.
Pokemon: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, Hisuian Electrode
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht - Pyrokinesis exists. No question about that.
Cyan
She can:
read minds, allowing her to detect invisible people;
perform MKDS snaking;
Psychically create fire, a.k.a. pyrokinesis;
Play viola, primarily;
play violin, secondarily;
Kart is Moonstone coloured Emblem is flames.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and temporarily freezes anyone that is hit.
DD Partner: Esoteric
Favorite: DS Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Peach Gardens
Favorite: Iceball
Least Favorite: Poison Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and is very serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Pokemon: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht - Cryokinesis exists. No question about- HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!
She can:
establish telepathic lines;
bag;
Psychically create ice, a.k.a. Cryokinesis;
Play cello, primarily;
Play Contrabass, secondarily;
Kart is Cyan coloured; Emblem is Poke-ball
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a straight line and has high knockback
DD partner: Opulent
Favorite Track: DS Bowser's Castle
Least favorite track: GBA Cheese land
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, very Serious, and Daring.
Pokemon: None at all.
Extra stuff:
Opulent will often run off to get MARSHMALLOWS
Often, they will get into an argument about color vs colour or stepladder vs ladder
Opulent will often get shot or stabbed. She doesn't bleed much, though.
All four of them have a different fighting style:
Nommanic views from afar, helping out and using his Pokemon
Opulent does hands-on combat and uses her pyrokinesis to help
Cinnamon uses his spear to thrust at opponent
Esoteric utters mantras, each of which have a different element associated with it.
Nommanic Folloreht - the most important thing about sports is spin.
Dodgerblue. In this fanfic, he is a Shy Guy.
He can:
manipulate objects, for example playing music, spinning a ball (useful for playing soccer);
deduce things like Sherlock Holmes does;
reverse drift, obviously;
rearrange subatomic particles, allowing him to create things from thin air, literally;
use a spear;
play soccer;
play viola, primary;
play nylon guitar, secondary;
can pull mushrooms at first.
Kart is also Dodgerblue, with a ShyGuy mask as the emblem.
TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
DD Partner: Cinnamon
Favorite: SNES Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Desert Hills
Favorite: Mushroom
Least favorite: Mega Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and responds with snark and pedantry when conversing.
Pokemon: Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem
Cinnamon Folloreht - don't ask why I'm into Sanrio. I just do, OKAY?!?
Blue, he's a Yoshi
He can:
move objects, like grabbing a book from the shelf;
manipulate people, only if they are weak-willed;
swap objects that have the same shape;
snake;
use a spear;
play basketball;
flutter jump;
play cello, primarily;
play steel guitar, secondarily;
Kart is coloured like a Cinnamoroll. Emblem: Cyan Cinnamoroll
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders driving, motor skills, etc.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Favorite: GCN Yoshi Circuit
Least favorite: Airship Fortress
Favorite: Star
Least favorite: Bomb
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, with a daring nature. He smirks when confident.
Pokemon: Alolan Exeggutor, Alolan Marowak, Hisuian Electrode
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht - Pyrokinesis exists. No question about that.
Cyan
She can:
read minds, allowing her to detect invisible people;
perform MKDS snaking;
Psychically create fire, a.k.a. pyrokinesis;
Play viola, primarily;
play violin, secondarily;
Kart is Moonstone coloured Emblem is flames.
Special Item: Iceball, flies in a straight line and temporarily freezes anyone that is hit.
DD Partner: Esoteric
Favorite: DS Rainbow Road
Least favorite: DS Peach Gardens
Favorite: Iceball
Least Favorite: Poison Mushroom
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, and is very serious when racing, battling, or competing.
Pokemon: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar.
Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht - Cryokinesis exists. No question about- HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!
She can:
establish telepathic lines;
bag;
Psychically create ice, a.k.a. Cryokinesis;
Play cello, primarily;
Play Contrabass, secondarily;
Kart is Cyan coloured; Emblem is Poke-ball
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a straight line and has high knockback
DD partner: Opulent
Favorite Track: DS Bowser's Castle
Least favorite track: GBA Cheese land
You forgot personality: Nonchalant, very Serious, and Daring.
Pokemon: None at all.
Extra stuff:
Opulent will often run off to get MARSHMALLOWS
Often, they will get into an argument about color vs colour or stepladder vs ladder
Opulent will often get shot or stabbed. She doesn't bleed much, though.
All four of them have a different fighting style:
Nommanic views from afar, helping out and using his Pokemon
Opulent does hands-on combat and uses her pyrokinesis to help
Cinnamon uses his spear to thrust at opponent
Esoteric utters mantras, each of which have a different element associated with it.

[Fanfic] Sebastian Kart: The Story. (Season 2 Sign Ups!)
On 2025-08-29 at 01:39:40
Mind if I submit another character? He'll probably just barge in at the last minute:
Nommanic Folloreht (call him Nommanic)
He's nonchalant as well, and remarks on what is happening with pedancy and snark. He also only knows Marcelo and Indianario
Cyan
Uses the MKPC Daisy Stats Kart
Totally Normal Glider
Boy
Extra stuff, as usual:
I think he'll be 25, and Opulent will be 28. He deduces things by observing other people, like Sherlock Holmes does. His favorite Pokemon are the regional forms of Pokemon in Kanto and Johto. His favorite one is Hisuian Typhlosion, and his favorites are Alolan Raichu, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, and Alolan Marowak. He also had some run-ins with the Pro Karters, and he uses reverse drifting. He has a Pokegear. He is able to do the OOB cuts. In addition to his favorite Pokemon, he also has a Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Togekiss, and Starmie. All of them are lvl 100 because he has been raising Pokemon for about 19 years. He was once a Shy Guy, and still owns his mask, costume, and spear.
Nommanic Folloreht (call him Nommanic)
He's nonchalant as well, and remarks on what is happening with pedancy and snark. He also only knows Marcelo and Indianario
Cyan
Uses the MKPC Daisy Stats Kart
Totally Normal Glider
Boy
Extra stuff, as usual:
I think he'll be 25, and Opulent will be 28. He deduces things by observing other people, like Sherlock Holmes does. His favorite Pokemon are the regional forms of Pokemon in Kanto and Johto. His favorite one is Hisuian Typhlosion, and his favorites are Alolan Raichu, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, and Alolan Marowak. He also had some run-ins with the Pro Karters, and he uses reverse drifting. He has a Pokegear. He is able to do the OOB cuts. In addition to his favorite Pokemon, he also has a Vaporeon, Shiny Gyarados, Alakazam, Togekiss, and Starmie. All of them are lvl 100 because he has been raising Pokemon for about 19 years. He was once a Shy Guy, and still owns his mask, costume, and spear.
