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/!\ATTENTION , CETTE BLAGUE PEUT OFFENSER CEUX QUI BEGAYE/!\  
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C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui bégaye et qui va dans un bar . Il décide de commander une bière ;
- Barman !! Une b-b-b-b-bi-be ... café !
Il boit son café et rentre chez lui pour s'entraîner à dire le mot bière ;
- Une b-b-b-be-b-bi ... café ! Une b-bi-be-bi-b-b-b-BIERE !!!
Tout content , il retourne au bar ;
Barman ! Une b-b-b-b-ib-b-be ... café !!
A nouveau , il rentre chez lui énervé et s'entraîne à dire bière
- Une b-b-bi-be-b-BIERE !!!
Il retourne en courant au bar ;
Barman !!! Une b-b-b-bi-BIERE !!!!!
Tout content d'avoir réussi l'exploit , il danse et le serveur vient et dit ;
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-Une bière blonde , blanche ou brune ?
Il répond ;
- Une b-b-b-bb-b ... café !raah
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SuperCop1 wrote:
Qu'est ce qui est jaune et qui attend ?

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Des Jonathan en gilet jaune manifestant l'arrêt de cette blague surfaite à leurs nom. Vu que je l'ai faite il va falloir que j'évite d'ouvrir ma porte dans les prochains jours.

La blague la plus horrible possible transformée en quelque chose de drôle, c'est incroyable x) 👏
@pingouin-64_amongus78 je comprends pas du tout :s

qu'est-ce qu'un cochon qui vole ;

un aéroport ( aréo + porc )
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Que-est-ce qu'un cochon qui vole?

tu as oublier la réponse :s
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SuperCop1 wrote:
Savez-vous comment on fait une radio?

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Si vous pensez que c'est en venant chez le radiologue pour vous refaire les tibia, perdu. Mais avez-vous essayé de faire une radio de radio? Vous verrez que les os n'existent pas.

ah , je suis tombé sur un os mdr
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J'ai une blague mdr


C'est deux personnes perdues dans le désert et l'une d'entre elles dit :
"Il parait que les cailloux calme la soif , séparons-nous pour en trouver"
Elles se séparent et marchent toutes les deux plusieurs minutes et l'une revient en criant :
"Plus la peine de chercher des cailloux , j'ai trouvé un ruisseau !!!!!banane"
L'autre répond :
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Mais oui , il y a plein de caillou dans un ruisseau mdr
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/!\Blague avec humour noir/!\
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Savez-vous pourquoi on crie "les femmes et les enfants d’abords" quand un bateau coule ?
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Car comme ça , si il y a des requins ils seront rassasiés au passage des hommesbananemdrlolrire
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Super Mario 64 - Deep Dive

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Helloween wrote:
Bob-Omb Battlefield

Something was always pretty crazy to me when I looked at Bob-Omb Battlefield. It felt so unique, for a first level. It wasn't groundbreaking ; the setting was still grassy with a blue sky, but something felt different.

The first thing you know when arriving in Bob-Omb Battlefield is that the Pink Bob-Ombs are at war with the Black Bob-Ombs. The name of the first star is 'King Bob-Omb on the Summit' which lets you guess what the task at hand is gonna be.

You start making your way to the summit, meeting a few interesting elements on your way, such as a Chomp, a closed cannon, elevators, seesaw bridges, or rolling balls.

The layout of the stage is very particular ; it is a very linear pathway surrounded by different elements that will be explored later on. You can see large chunks of rocky ground. These are pretty empty, with only some Bob-Ombs milling around. There is also a cage, which can be opened by a purple switch. Above all of that, you can find most of the level ; there is a cannon which will be used in the level's third star, there is a cage behind the Chain Chomp that has a star inside, a section with bushes, Goombas and red coins, and finally, the entrance to the mountain.

So, BOB is pretty much a mountain surrounded by a plain. Now, let's climb the mountain, which notably has some shortcuts, such as the slope that can be found at the left extremity of the level when entering the mountain ; and a warp zone that almost takes you to the highest point of the map, which, for now, will be King Bob-Omb's arena.

Fighting him is quite simple. You have to get behind him, grab him, and throw him. When you do that, however, be careful. The battle resets if you throw him out of the arena, since he sees that as cheating (even though he does the same thing. Is this proving the hypocrisy of many authority figures?) The battle finishes and there you go, you have your first star.

The second star has you racing against Koopa the Quick, which you will meet again, some time later... The third star has you using the cannons to eeach a floating island, that's visible since it's floating in the sky. The fourth star has you exploring the stage for eight red coins ; the fifth has you flying into the sky to collect the central coin of several golden rings ; and the sixth concludes the level by requiring you to stomp on the Chain Chomp's log in order to free him and destroy the cage behind.

Now, what do I think of the level? I am gonna rate the stage in 4 categories : aesthetic, theming, layout, and the stars themselves.

Aesthetic
Tbh, BOB looks quite nice and unique. It is a battlefield ; it has cannons, rolling balls, enemies, a Chomp, it overall is distinct from all of the other levels in this game. It is a nice beginning. 4/5

Theming
While BOB isn't groundbreaking, it has a really nice and original theming that had not really been explored before. It mixes a grassy setting, and airship-like elements. It deserves a 5/5, for a beginning stage.

Layout
I think BOB has a nice layout. As I said, it is a mountain which you have to climb, surrounded by a plain which you have to explore. It has large fields where not much is going on, but overall the space is used well, with a few shortcuts and a few warp zones to travel across the plain or climb the mountain faster. It deserves a 3.5/5.

Stars
1-1 : Nice, basic star with an easy boss that introduces the situation and level well. 4/5.

1-2 : An even better star, as it has you going the same road as before, but much faster. KTQ only allows some shortcuts like the slope or the warp zone (and he takes one himself since he can walk on the side of the Chomp's cage) but you cannot use cannons or the wing cap which I thought was well thought. 4.5/5.

1-3 : Introduces you to cannons. It is very easy, and very quick. It's pretty nice. 3/5.

1-4 : It has you exploring the entire stage to find eight red coins. While I'm not a fond of this type of mission, it's not inherently bad. 2.5/5

1-5 : Now this is the worst mission of the bunch for sure, it is tedious, especially with draw distance. You have to use the wing cap, and you can help yourself with the cannon, but even then. It takes time, precision, patience and skill, which I honestly don't like for this kind of star. 2/5.

1-6 : While it's short, it's also creative, well thought, and a bit dangerous as 3 hits from the Chomp can kill you. 4/5.

Stage Average : 3.94/5

It is, as I said, a pretty solid stage. Sure, it does have its flaws, but I think that as a beginning stage it was executed well.

Now, the lore of the stage. Well I don't think there is much here actually. KBO seems to have been reduced to the state of a rolling metal ball, and the war between the Black Bob-Ombs and the Pink Bob-Ombs seem to go in favor of the PBO as the BBO just lost their leader. There isn't much else to say.

With that, I'll be wrapping up this episode for now, and I'll see you all next time for a deep dive into one of the best Mario 64 levels!

Il y a aussi des îles flottantes qui ont 2 étoiles .

Lesquelles?

Les canons servent à atteindre ces îles flottantes :
- au dessus du "parc" à droite du Chomp
- Et c'est tout enft
- Réflexion faite , CETTE île :p

Une étoile se situe dans un bloc ? sur l'île , une autre à travers des cerceau de pièces
ok1
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Helloween wrote:
Bob-Omb Battlefield

Something was always pretty crazy to me when I looked at Bob-Omb Battlefield. It felt so unique, for a first level. It wasn't groundbreaking ; the setting was still grassy with a blue sky, but something felt different.

The first thing you know when arriving in Bob-Omb Battlefield is that the Pink Bob-Ombs are at war with the Black Bob-Ombs. The name of the first star is 'King Bob-Omb on the Summit' which lets you guess what the task at hand is gonna be.

You start making your way to the summit, meeting a few interesting elements on your way, such as a Chomp, a closed cannon, elevators, seesaw bridges, or rolling balls.

The layout of the stage is very particular ; it is a very linear pathway surrounded by different elements that will be explored later on. You can see large chunks of rocky ground. These are pretty empty, with only some Bob-Ombs milling around. There is also a cage, which can be opened by a purple switch. Above all of that, you can find most of the level ; there is a cannon which will be used in the level's third star, there is a cage behind the Chain Chomp that has a star inside, a section with bushes, Goombas and red coins, and finally, the entrance to the mountain.

So, BOB is pretty much a mountain surrounded by a plain. Now, let's climb the mountain, which notably has some shortcuts, such as the slope that can be found at the left extremity of the level when entering the mountain ; and a warp zone that almost takes you to the highest point of the map, which, for now, will be King Bob-Omb's arena.

Fighting him is quite simple. You have to get behind him, grab him, and throw him. When you do that, however, be careful. The battle resets if you throw him out of the arena, since he sees that as cheating (even though he does the same thing. Is this proving the hypocrisy of many authority figures?) The battle finishes and there you go, you have your first star.

The second star has you racing against Koopa the Quick, which you will meet again, some time later... The third star has you using the cannons to eeach a floating island, that's visible since it's floating in the sky. The fourth star has you exploring the stage for eight red coins ; the fifth has you flying into the sky to collect the central coin of several golden rings ; and the sixth concludes the level by requiring you to stomp on the Chain Chomp's log in order to free him and destroy the cage behind.

Now, what do I think of the level? I am gonna rate the stage in 4 categories : aesthetic, theming, layout, and the stars themselves.

Aesthetic
Tbh, BOB looks quite nice and unique. It is a battlefield ; it has cannons, rolling balls, enemies, a Chomp, it overall is distinct from all of the other levels in this game. It is a nice beginning. 4/5

Theming
While BOB isn't groundbreaking, it has a really nice and original theming that had not really been explored before. It mixes a grassy setting, and airship-like elements. It deserves a 5/5, for a beginning stage.

Layout
I think BOB has a nice layout. As I said, it is a mountain which you have to climb, surrounded by a plain which you have to explore. It has large fields where not much is going on, but overall the space is used well, with a few shortcuts and a few warp zones to travel across the plain or climb the mountain faster. It deserves a 3.5/5.

Stars
1-1 : Nice, basic star with an easy boss that introduces the situation and level well. 4/5.

1-2 : An even better star, as it has you going the same road as before, but much faster. KTQ only allows some shortcuts like the slope or the warp zone (and he takes one himself since he can walk on the side of the Chomp's cage) but you cannot use cannons or the wing cap which I thought was well thought. 4.5/5.

1-3 : Introduces you to cannons. It is very easy, and very quick. It's pretty nice. 3/5.

1-4 : It has you exploring the entire stage to find eight red coins. While I'm not a fond of this type of mission, it's not inherently bad. 2.5/5

1-5 : Now this is the worst mission of the bunch for sure, it is tedious, especially with draw distance. You have to use the wing cap, and you can help yourself with the cannon, but even then. It takes time, precision, patience and skill, which I honestly don't like for this kind of star. 2/5.

1-6 : While it's short, it's also creative, well thought, and a bit dangerous as 3 hits from the Chomp can kill you. 4/5.

Stage Average : 3.94/5

It is, as I said, a pretty solid stage. Sure, it does have its flaws, but I think that as a beginning stage it was executed well.

Now, the lore of the stage. Well I don't think there is much here actually. KBO seems to have been reduced to the state of a rolling metal ball, and the war between the Black Bob-Ombs and the Pink Bob-Ombs seem to go in favor of the PBO as the BBO just lost their leader. There isn't much else to say.

With that, I'll be wrapping up this episode for now, and I'll see you all next time for a deep dive into one of the best Mario 64 levels!

Il y a aussi des îles flottantes qui ont 2 étoiles .

Le Club Informatique / The Computer Club

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INFORMATION :

LE CONCOURS SE REALISERA SUR CE TOPIC



merci de votre compréhension :)

ptn quel message pourri
INFORMATION:

THE COMPETITION WILL BE CARRIED OUT ON CE TOPIC



thank you for your understanding :)

f*** what a rotten message
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Salut bande de geeks :D

Aujourd'hui j'ai le bonheur de vous annoncer le premier concours lié à notre club informatique banane

/!\ Prend fin le 31 octobre /!\

Objectif : Créez sur scratch le meilleur Pong que vous ne puissiez imaginer ! :D ordi
Le gagnant remportera de nombreuses récompenses! :p

Pensez à signalez ici que vous participez ! :)

Voici les "prix" :
1er prix
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"Oscar du meilleur Chat informatique"

Possibilité de voir sur nos profils ( Moi, Onix et Wal98 ) le lien de votre jeu ! ( ou le cas échéant, un screenshot de votre programmation avec le titre du jeu )
Gains de nombreux personnages customs bananetoadyoshiparatroopa


2e prix
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"Oscar du second sprite du chat"

Gains de quelques personnages customs supertoad


3e prix
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Lot de consolation oui mais aussi j'ai pas d'idées

Oscar du bloc Quand ... est cliqué


un-curieux wrote:
Quels sont les critères pour gagner ? :o


Justement, parlons-en : :d

Votre jeu doit être un remake du célèbre jeu "Pong"

Son gameplay doit être riche et plein de surprises

Les sprites et les backgrounds doivent être jolis

La présence de modes seront valorisés

Tout rapports avec Halloween seront valorisés


Une fois votre jeu réalisé, envoyez sur ce topic le lien de votre jeu et nos jugent établiront une note sur 20 à partir des critères ci-dessus! :)

Nos juges :
@jack_o_lantern64_68_N64_78
@ONIX_64
@Mal98

/!\ IMPORTANT: ce concours n'est pas officiel, sauf si un admins ou un animateur ne s'en charge, les oscars devront être mis sur les profils des gagnants par eux-mêmes! Nous comptons sur votre maturité pour ne pas tricher! :d/!\


Lien de Scratch

Vidéo du jeu Pong:

Hello geeks :D

Today I have the pleasure of announcing the first competition linked to our computer club banane

/!\ Ends October 31 /!\

Objective: Create on scratch the best Pong you can imagine! :D ordi
The winner will win many rewards! :p

Remember to indicate here that you are participating! :)

Here are the “prices”:
1st prize
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"Oscar for Best Computer Cat"

Possibility of seeing the link to your game on our profiles (Me and Onix)! (or if applicable, a screenshot of your programming with the title of the game)
Gains from many custom charactersbananetoadyoshiparatroopa


2nd prize
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"Oscar for the second cat sprite"

Gains of some custom characters supertoad


3rd prize
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Consolation prize yes but also I have no ideas

Oscar of the Block When... is clicked


un-curious wrote:
What are the criteria for winning? :o


Exactly, let's talk about it :d

Your game must be a remake of the famous game "Pong"

Its gameplay must be rich and full of surprises

Sprites and backgrounds must be pretty

The presence of modes will be valued

Everything related to Halloween will be valued


Once your game is made, send the link to your game to this topic and our judges will establish a score out of 20 based on the criteria above! :)


Our judges:
@jack_o_lantern64_68_N64_78
@ONIX_64
@Mal98


/!\ IMPORTANT: this competition is not official, unless an admins or facilitator takes care of it, the Oscars will have to be put on the winners' profiles by themselves! We are counting on your maturity not to cheat! :d/!\


Link from Scratch

Pong game video:

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Anthcny wrote:
@Pianta @Jey78 this is for us guys

Le problème reste que @Jey78 n'est plus vraiment actif , je lui envoies l'info via discord :)
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AlexRed21 wrote:
C'est vrai pour les club

C'est quoi qui est vrai pour les clubs ??? :o
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ONIX_64 wrote:
Bonjour la communauté ! ;)

Je suis super content de vous annoncer la création d'un club informatique dans notre communauté MKPC. Ce club est pour tous ceux qui veulent apprendre la programmation et s'amuser avec des projets cool. Pourquoi rejoindre le club ?

   Apprendre en s'amusant : On va coder tout en jouant à nos jeux préférés, comme Mario Kart PC.
   Créer des projets : Je travaille sur un jeu de Pong en Python, et vous pourrez aussi créer vos propres jeux ou mods !
   Rencontrer des amis : C'est l'occasion de rencontrer d'autres passionnés et de partager nos idées.

On va surtout utiliser Python, un langage simple et amusant pour débuter. Mais on pourra aussi découvrir d'autres langages si ça vous intéresse. Si vous voulez nous rejoindre ou si vous avez des questions, dites-le moi ! Ensemble, on va faire de ce club un super endroit pour apprendre et s'amuser !

À bientôt ! ;)
Hello the community! ;)

I am very pleased to announce the creation of a computer club in our MKPC community. This club is for anyone who wants to learn how to program and have fun with cool projects. Why join the club?

   Learning with fun: We will code while playing our favourite games, like Mario Kart PC.
   Create projects: I’m working on a Pong game in Python, and you can also create your own games or mods!
   Meet friends: This is an opportunity to meet other enthusiasts and share our ideas.

We will mainly use Python, a simple and fun language to start with. But we can also discover other languages if you are interested. If you would like to join us or have any questions, please let me know! Together, we will make this club a place where fun and learning is guaranteed!

See you soon! ;)

En vrai ça m'intéresse j'ai des petites bases en programmation , mais surtout en HTML .

Et aussi super topic d'autant plus que cette communauté pourrait contribuer à mkpc ! Et pour mon niveau en python , ça s'arrête au boucle de répétition par contre 😅

SNES Koopa Beach 2 quick mode theme

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Mal98 wrote:
I finished my SNES Koopa Beach 2 quick mode theme! :)

(BTW the SNES KB1 and KB2 have a slightly different color palette for the sand & water so the water-only void tile in my SNES KB2 theme actually differs from the one in the SNES KB1 theme)

Up arrow: Add to the game

Down arrow: Don't

Example track: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=156903
J'ai fini mon thème simplifié SNES Plage Koopa 2! :)

(À noter que les SNES PK1 et PK2 ont une palette de couleurs légèrement différente pour le sable et l'eau donc la tuile de remplissage contenant uniquement de l'eau dans mon thème SNES PK2 diffère de celle du thème déjà existant SNES PK1)

Flèche vers le haut: Rajouter au jeu

Flèche vers le bas: Ne pas rajouter

Circuit exemple: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=156903


Full tileset:
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@Wargor

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/images/uploads/map156903-1728082544.png

J'avais moi-même immaginé une palette et j'ai fait ce circuit


Mais je pense que le tiens est mieux :)

Les bus de Autoroure Champignon sont anglais

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Senko wrote:
Senko wrote:
AlexRed21 wrote:
On peut aller à gauche.

Le gouvernement français n'apprécie pas ce message

Pour cause : il est de droite mdr

( oui je suis content j'ai fais ma blague )

C'est littéralement ce que dit ma blague juste pour info xd (surtout que bon le résultat des législatives ils se sont torchés avec MDRRR)

OMG je pensais que tu voulais dire que le gouvernement n’appréciait pas ça car rouler à gauche est une infraction au code de la route ! facepalm
xd1
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Fiery wrote:
??? Je pensais que tous les bus allaient en avant sur le côté gauche et dans le sens inverse sur le côté droit

et bah c'est limite l'inverse , il existe plus de pays où on roule à droite ( France , Allemagne , Russie ... ) que de pays où on roule à gauche :p
check1
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Fiery wrote:
??? Je pensais que tous les bus allaient en avant sur le côté gauche et dans le sens inverse sur le côté droit

Le problème , c'est que c'est tellement étrange ta remarque que je ne sais pas si c'est une blague et donc réagir avec : lol : ou une vraie remarque et réagir avec :mario_dead:
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Senko wrote:
AlexRed21 wrote:
On peut aller à gauche.

Le gouvernement français n'apprécie pas ce message

Pour cause : il est de droite mdr

( oui je suis content j'ai fais ma blague )
xd1
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HEIN ?????????????????????????


Tu veux pas détailler un peu je pige rien :s

PS : C'est Corniche Champignon

Il roule a droite

*à gauche plutôt
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HEIN ?????????????????????????


Tu veux pas détailler un peu je pige rien :s

PS : C'est Corniche Champignon

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