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[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
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23745 pts ★ LegendOn 2023-08-30 at 23:42:01
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them 
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SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Cool episode! )SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Your fanfic has a more "brutal" style that's rarely seen on MKPC and I like it!
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1On 2023-08-12 at 07:19:48
- Name: Waluigor
- Color: #84C287
- Personality: Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
- Abilities and weapons: He is a cyborg. He can, among others: Fly using a pair of robotic wings in his back, shoot bullet bills from a cannon attached to his left arm, access X-ray vision thanks to his cyber-eye, remotely hack and control from a distance of up to 1000ft computers and other connected items using his mind only thanks to a brain implant, run very fast for short periods of time by supercharging his cyber-legs (last resort ability to rarely be used though since it's very costly in energy due to his heavy weight)
- Gender: Male
- Height: 7'10" (IK it's gigantic but his cyber-legs and cyber-torso are REALLY long + he's only 3 inches taller than Waluigi)
- Weight: Extremely heavy due to the outrageous quantity of metal his body contains
- Color: #84C287
- Personality: Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
- Abilities and weapons: He is a cyborg. He can, among others: Fly using a pair of robotic wings in his back, shoot bullet bills from a cannon attached to his left arm, access X-ray vision thanks to his cyber-eye, remotely hack and control from a distance of up to 1000ft computers and other connected items using his mind only thanks to a brain implant, run very fast for short periods of time by supercharging his cyber-legs (last resort ability to rarely be used though since it's very costly in energy due to his heavy weight)
- Gender: Male
- Height: 7'10" (IK it's gigantic but his cyber-legs and cyber-torso are REALLY long + he's only 3 inches taller than Waluigi
)- Weight: Extremely heavy due to the outrageous quantity of metal his body contains
1En fait ,tout le monde s'en fiche de moi
On 2024-01-09 at 19:31:26
À mon avis le problème c'est que tu utilises trop peu souvent le site pour qu'on te remarque, et puis on a tous une vie hors de MKPC...
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1Who Has a Rom Of Super Mario Sluggers? For Dolphin Esimlator?
On 2024-01-08 at 06:53:34
1. Why are you asking it here lol
2. Use Google
2. Use Google
2What is better Clash royale or Clash of clans
On 2024-01-08 at 16:18:49
Idk I think I played one of these games a few years ago but I completely forgot how the experience was
JUSTICE FOR QUICKMODERS!!!!!!!
On 2024-01-06 at 19:13:27
If quick mode received support for diagonal paths, custom themes and a greater tile limit than the current 6x6 one, it might receive more appreciation and popularity, but with its current limitations it will only keep getting less and less interesting 
8[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC 2 : Despair at Delfino [MATURE CONTENT]
On 2023-10-17 at 00:15:59
name, your color, your personnality and your talent
Name: Veno
Color: #4400FF
Personality: Edgy, unconfident and emotionally immature
Talent: Multitasking and reacting quickly to unpredictable situations
Name: Veno
Color: #4400FF
Personality: Edgy, unconfident and emotionally immature
Talent: Multitasking and reacting quickly to unpredictable situations
11New Year 2024
On 2024-01-01 at 17:07:27
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 
Superbuffing your Quick Mode tracks!
On 2023-11-25 at 07:54:00
Feel free to do any of my tracks. 
Final message
On 2023-12-24 at 04:51:16
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🔒 to avoid drama
🔒 to avoid drama
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1CTGPC
On 2023-08-06 at 19:01:00
CTGP is an acronym that stands for "Custom Track Grand Prix" and that's it, it simply states that it's a grand prix made of custom tracks, nowhere in the acronym is it specified how many track creators there have to be.
So in my opinion, whether the project has 1 or 99 track creators, it's fine to use CTGP in the name.
So in my opinion, whether the project has 1 or 99 track creators, it's fine to use CTGP in the name.
2WHAT IF A TECHNIQUE IS DISCOVERED WHICH ONLY TABLET USERS CAN DO THATS VERY EASY AND MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE THEN REVERSE DRIFTING AND BECOMES THE NEW META??????????????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
On 2023-12-17 at 05:27:41
That would suck for me because I have no mobile devices at home... Luckily it will never happen lol
Donnez vos circuits pour une vidéo :)
On 2023-12-12 at 22:10:47
Tu peux faire n'importe lequel de mes circuits, mais voici quand même quelques suggestions:
Mode complet:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120268
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120273
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=18412
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=19494
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=21137
Mode simplifié:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=4846
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127601
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127603
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=5810
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127592
Mode complet:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120268
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=120273
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=18412
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=19494
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=21137
Mode simplifié:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=4846
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127601
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127603
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=5810
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=127592
On 2023-12-12 at 19:49:18
Quels genres de circuits aimerais-tu? Facile? Difficile? Mode complet? Mode simplifié? Court? Long?...
How many Greek players are there on mkpc
On 2023-12-03 at 15:20:16
Why do you even want to code a greek version of MKPC? English is enough of an international language for the non-french speakers xD
To answer your question: I've never seen any greek player, so none at my knowledge.
To answer your question: I've never seen any greek player, so none at my knowledge.
/!/ 1000 messages /!/
On 2023-12-12 at 19:51:06
Bro called newbie a Gold Mario guy 
Newbie Who is your favorite kong character.
On 2023-11-08 at 23:59:11
Funky
1Please Wargor Make A Mario Kart 8 version of mario kart pc
On 2023-12-11 at 09:23:50
Plot twist: Wargor does it... But it's just the original MK8, with no DLC. 
On a more serious note, it would make zero sense for Wargor to waste his time with such a complicated request, when Wii U and Switch emulators exist since YEARS.
Also, just like ChocoM1lk already said, you can use the track builder to recreate MK8...
No need actually, there are already many great MK8 recreations on MKPC like this one, that can be played online.
On a more serious note, it would make zero sense for Wargor to waste his time with such a complicated request, when Wii U and Switch emulators exist since YEARS.
Also, just like ChocoM1lk already said, you can use the track builder to recreate MK8...
No need actually, there are already many great MK8 recreations on MKPC like this one, that can be played online.
Stop Banning My One Course!
On 2023-12-09 at 22:48:37
If we don't know about what course you're talking about, we can't help you.
est-ce que Mariokart 9 sort cette année
On 2023-12-04 at 00:31:14
There are rumors that the 10th mainline Mario Kart game will be called "Mario Kart X" and that it's going to be kind of a crossover, but it won't come out this year since, as many people already pointed out here, we're at the last month of 2023... Maybe next year though?