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they are well known cheaters that use speedhack
we are deleting their times asap but they just submit them again
if you see their times again please report it in the report topic.

łymyn

you literally said it in the title

mkpc doesnt support IE6 because the browser only supports ES3 (ecmascript 3, released 1999) but most of mkpc's code uses ES5 (released 2008 ), with the mkpc game running on ES6 (released 2015). You could try updating to IE9 or newer and that could make the editor work, but the game itself won't work unlesds you update to a 'normal' browser

Oval❤️😂🎉🎉😢😯😅😅😊

mkpc baroque

gv2 im bowser

>plays a kids game
>'why is there so many kids'

ovh is 8€ and less than 1 is made thru ads per month.

Dear Vincenzo,

Thank you for taking the time to share your vision and passion for improving our community. It’s clear that you care deeply about MKPC and the well-being of its members, and your commitment to fostering a positive, respectful, and safe environment is truly commendable.

Your recognition of the challenges our forum and chat currently face—such as the backlog of reports and the increasing negativity—aligns with concerns shared by many members. Your proposal to focus specifically on addressing these issues with dedication and efficiency reflects a proactive and solution-oriented mindset, which is highly valuable for a moderator role.

Your experience in human relations and online moderation is an impressive asset. The emphasis you place on respect, tolerance, and kindness resonates strongly, and your willingness to devote your time fully to this role could indeed make a significant impact.

I appreciate your readiness to step up and offer leadership during this crucial time. I’m confident that your vision for a better MKPC and your pledge to uphold community values will be welcomed by many.

Thank you for putting yourself forward and sharing such a detailed plan. Wishing you the best as you seek the community's support for this initiative!

Warm regards,
Pianta

>mkpc has 95k memebers
please check your user id

the backster

all it takes is 1 google search
https://www.mailjet.com

insulting people older than you is crazy



Kernell — Today at 3:32 PM
kids dissing on kids is my favourite genre

this is not tendos fault. you just listed the correct reason but assumed that someone who told you wrong was right.

"we're in this together" ahh music

edge.
edge.
have you ever been on an edging streak?
edge.
edge.
do they keep you in a state of edging?
edge.
edge.
when you're not performing your edging, do they make you goon?
edge.
edge.
rizz.
rizz.
what's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love?
rizz.
rizz.
do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma?
rizz.
rizz.
do you long for having your heart rizzed?
rizz.
rizz.
do you dream about being rizzed?
rizz.
baby gronk, rizzed up, livvy dunne.
rizz.
rizz.
do you feel that there's a part of you that's skibidi?
rizz.
rizz.
skibidi, edge, rizz.
skibidi, edge, rizz.
why wont you say that three times?
skibidi, edge, rizz.
skibidi, edge, rizz.
skibidi, edge, rizz.
skibidi, edge, rizz.

sorry, you are not getting an answer from wargor!




part im explaining:
https://github.com/tmalahie/mkpc/blob/b89bb80ffe85c751b193fa688ddeb154481ed3d1/scripts/mk.js#L17161

oversimplifying as hell, not accurate

the game adds a value to your timer 15 times per second.

its almost always 67ms (1 frame at 15fps), unless you cross the finish line checkpoint.
when you do, the game compares your current and previous position and looks up how early or late you crossed the finish line checkpoint between the positions and adds a fraction of a frame to make it more accurate.

example below:


this is why top boo lake times on 150cc almost always are a multple of 0.067s because most of the time the player crosses the finish line at the exact same angle (in this case it's adding a whole frame for the finish line, it doesn't have to be tho)

guh



Episode 1: Sirena Beach
It's been 11 months since the prologues. The food is running out in the bunker and everybody is tired.
K: puts out the fire he summoned This is our last piece of meat.
Everybody: ME FIRST ME FIRST
Nudge pulls the meat out of K's hand and locks himself in the toilet, all of that in mere seconds, everybody is in shock
Pianta: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU very rude slurs that can make you sad 😥 YOU alr you get the point
K: facts
15 minutes later Nudge comes out from the toilet with the map of Delfino Island (how) and lays it on the table in the plan room and points at the Sirena Beach hotel
IlluZhion: I bet there's a shit ton of food there. Should help us if we rescue lemon and she will be hungry. silent laughing SHUT UP
Nudge: I seriously hope she dies so you finally stop complaining about her being in danger. IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
IlluZhion: "Never back down, never give up" Nick Eh 30
Popplio: EHHHHMAZING QUOTE frend
IlluZhion: Ikr?
Dark: Just shut up and let Nudge present his plan.
Meanwhile at the other side of the island:
Nudge: We're going to capture, by that i mean kill everyone in the hotel.
IlluZhion: we're gonna troll the civilians LMAOOOO
Pianta: Wake up babe new christchurch sequel just dropped
K: This is so D4RK bruh
Pianta: It definitely is possible. opens the closet, it's filled with guns
Popplio: DID YOU ROB A FUCKING POLICE STATION?
Pianta: Forgot about MKPCverse? I'm a police officer.
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FREAKING 4TH WALL!
Pianta: BLEHHHHH ⁚P i am NOT doing that u can’t make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⁚P
Dark: Why won’t you ban them?

Popplio: he already removed your perms? increasingly smaller font I guess your ban hammer is just a normal one now.
Dark: What you want to do now; go there and kill everyone?
Nudge: Exactly. And maybe get the food that is definitely for Lemon and not for us.
K: That would be a nice test of our abilities. summons fire
IlluZhion: OK. So step 1. We arm ourselves to the fucking teeth.. Step 2. We go to the hotel. Step 3. The ultimate USA experience. Step 4: Find lemons… i mean Lemon.
Nudge: Perfect. We leave now
Popplio: But it's like 3AM! Look through the hatch.
Nudge: We attack early in the morning. It's so nobody will notice us.
everybody gets a gun and starts going to the hatch
Popplio: blows boogers :flushed: with his nose I think i have a cold....
Pianta: opens the hatch Fresh air, finally! the rest leaves after him
Nudge: We're going through the forest. We have to stay as quiet as possible or they will spot us, Let's go!
IlluZhion: Should i fly and scout the area?
Dark: I don't think we need visibility right now. We'll probably reach the hotel by 7AM.
Little did the team know, the team's phones all found a cellular tower and logged into MKPC. MKPC Notification sounds are turned off on all phones before 6AM. because its literally 1984
At Senko's home:
Senko's phone:

Senko jumps out, turns off the alarm and begins immidiately checking the bad team's accounts. All of them have connected today and by using the mod tools he found out where did the phones connect.
Senko: Gotcha! I now have to group call everyone including the new guy that got assigned to the case.
gta5 franklin ringtone
Senko: Guys. WE FOUND THEM. THE ENTIRE TEAM. They are in the forest, nearing Sirena Beach. You mustn't let them reach it, Noob, Dietsoda and a new guy meet at the entrance to the forest. The rest goes with me to the hotel.
Dietsoda: So what, do we have to go right yawns now?
Noob: At least you have a reason to wake us up this time. Senko mutes his microphone
StarSplizz: Man, I'm so flippin' tired. At least we know where they are...
Lely: yawns just give me 5 minutes..
Sorbet: See.. uh, some of you guys in the hotel!
After taking the boat the team started to gather at about 5:30AM.
At the hotel:
everyone arrives
Senko: Before you go to the forest, take thie walkie-talkie. We need to have some sort of contact between each other. The 'newbie' will be waiting for you at the entrance to the forest.
Dietsoda: takes the walkie-talkie Have fun doing nothing at the hotel!
Senko: ...
Sorbet: At least you have a valid reason to wake us up.
Senko: SHUT UP
Sorbet: sighs
Lely: yawns At least there's a nice view here. So what are we doing at the hotel?
Senko: Making sure that we get every bit of information back to the HQ. we need to stay in touch with the rest of the team, and make sure they don't reach the hotel.
Sorbet: Let's set up the base in one of the rooms on the top floor. Most of 'em should be empty.
Senko: Shit! I forgot to give them batteries for the walkie-talkie! Sorbet, get these AAs and get to them as fast as you can!
Sorbet sprints off
Meanwhile, at the edge of the forest...
Dietsoda, Noob and Starsplizz all come closer to meet the newbie
?????: Hi guys! It's a pleasure to be working with you! shakes everyone's hand My name is Axol.
Noob: We're the frickin shy guy team.
Axol: Well if you way so...
Dietsoda: You can do whatever you want, but we need to catch these mayflies ASAP. If we won't, Senko will be really angry at us.
Noob: He's right. Let's go, Axol!
After around a 30min walk, Dietsoda spots some movement.
Dietsoda: Shit! Axol, come here. Noob, hide and blend with your surroundings! QUICK!
they quickly hide, dietsoda draws his bow
Suddenly, Sorbet runs straight into them
Dietsoda, Axol and Sorbet: Ow!
Dietsoda: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Sorbet: Senko ordered to give you some batteries. He forgot to give them to you with the walkie-talkie.
some more noise is made in the distance
Dietsoda: Shhhhh! draws his bow once again
Suddenly, multiple phones start ringing with MKPC notifications. Dietsoda hears a sound extremely close to him. It's Nudge. He seems confused with all the sound nearby and isn't even looking in his direction. He's literally like a feet away from Dietsoda.
Sorbet: (sees the future) muffled laughter just shoot...
Dietsoda shoots, AND MISSES AN ARROW LITERALLY POINT BLANK AND HITS THE TREE BEHIND HIM
Nudge is shocked for a second, and then...
Nudge, Sorbet and Axol:

Nudge: NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE A WOOD ELF ALL YOU CAN HIT IS WOOD HHAHAHAHA BYE IDIOTS runs away
Dietsoda: HOW COULD HAVE I POSSIBLE MISSED THAT?! This is fucking humiliating. I have a feeling something bad is gonna happen... uses the walkie-talkie Hello? Senko? looks at Sorbet Nice fucking batteries.
Axol: We need to leave the forest and alert them immidiately.

Nearby...
IlluZhion: WOOD ELF LOL
Pianta: That was the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Dark: That still means they know we are nearing the hotel. I've already told the rest to turn on airplane mode.
Popplio: We should go before they alert the rest.
K: Can you give me a sec? I've gotta pee.
K goes to a nearby tree, what he doesn't realize that he is standing right in front of Noob.
Noob: what? NOONONONO STOP STOP STOP DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
K: Who the hell is this? Guys, I think I have one of 'em! pulls out a gun and shoots Noob before he runs away
Nudge: Did you just fucking piss on him?
Pianta: bro used the jarate link to tf2 wiki
IlluZhion: Guys, look! The hotel is right there!
Nudge: Okay. IlluZhion, you fly to the roof and enter the vents. The rest goes with me. We are going to do some serious trolling.
The good guys make it to the forest entrance. They can see the baddies quickly approaching
the hotel.
Dietsoda: How the hell are we gonna contact these mayflies before they reach the hotel?
Axol: Heh, guys.. I forgot to tell you something. My ability is telepathy.
Sorbet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? CONTACT SENKO RIGHT NOW!
Axol:

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At the hotel:
StarSplizz: flies in That's the last part of the radio transmitter.
Lely: The base is set up. I am so tired. Even tho it took around a hour.
(low opacity css injection)Axol(telepathically):SENKO! SENKO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
Senko: I think I am hearing voices... Or it's just axol using his ability?
[color=red; opacity: 0.4;]Tele-Axol: IT'S ME AXOL![/color]
Senko: Why are you contacting me telepathically and not through the walkie-talkie?
[color=red; opacity: 0.4;]Tele-Axol: You gave us empty batteries. Look, the members you were supposed to 'ban' are rapidly approaching the hotel. They said they are 'going to do some serious trolling' if you know what that means...[/color]
Senko: This doesn't look good. And the rest of us has no weapons... LELY, GET A GUN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Lely: We are going to destroy them all!
StarSplizz: You bet!
Senko: Axol, look. Just get to the hotel as soon as possible. We need your help the most. I'll hide the guns in the fruit kiosk.
Axol: I'll tell it to the rest of the team. By the way, we don't know where Noob is. I tried contacting, but i can't seem to find him.
door opens and closes, Noob enters. He is soaked in some kind of yellow liquid :hmmmm:
Senko: What the fuck do you think you are doing?
Noob: pulls his gun out and runs to the toilet
Senko: Huh. Looks like I'll have to get another one from the base.
StarSplizz: The fluid Noob was soaked in. Was that- runs to the toilet, vomiting can be heard from it
A few minutes later:
Popplio: We're finally here. No turning back now... looks at the sign Phew, no dogs allowed.
Everybody pulls out guns
Nudge: waves to IlluZhion, who is on the roof OK, enter the vents.
Pianta: This is No Russian but IRL. pulls out a literal fucking minigun
Dark: Facts
K: Let's go! kicks the door open and throws in a flashbang
Popplio quickly shoots the receptionist pianta before he can activate the auto-lock system
Lely: What the hell is happening- flash FUCK! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
Senko: Looks like we'll have to fight.
StarSplizz: gets flashed mid-flight I CAN'T SEE! smashes into Senko
Senko: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
StarSplizz: I WISH I COULD, Y'KNOW?
Meanwhile, just a few feet away...
[color=red; opacity: 0.4;]Tele-Axol: THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING. I REPEAT. THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING![/color]
Dietsoda: We'll have to wait till these mayflies get to the next floor so we can get the guns from the fruit stand. We can't do anything about the situation, although I mught try to snipe them from the door...
Sorbet: It's terrible hearing all those piantas die...
Axol: Wait. There's a ladder that leads to the rooftop! We could get to them using the vents!
Dietsoda: Great idea. But if we want to meet them alive we need to be quick.
Inside the hotel:
Pianta: non-stop firing the minigun HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CRY SOME MOREEEEE!!!
Nudge: cuts a pianta (not that one) to death Looks like IlluZhion is missing out on a lot of fun...!
K: laughs manically DON'T WORRY. I HAVE BULLETS FOR ALL OF YOU!
Suddenly, bullets starts flying from the top floor
Senko: TAKE THAT YOU RULEBREAKERS
StarSplizz: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY WRATH
the bad team takes cover behind the fruit stand, but it suddenly begins to levitate and flies away
Senko: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME
Lely: AND ME TOO also starts shooting
[color=red; opacity: 0.4;]Tele-Axol: Senko, we're entering through the vents. I hope you have some more guns in the 'base'[/color]
Senko: Understood. Some help would be appreciated a lot.
The bad team quickly runs up the staircase to the next floor and closes themselves in the spa.
Dark: This isn't looking good.
Pianta: Nonsense. Senko is wasting his energy on useless abilities.
Nudge: We just wait it out until IlluZhion gets through the vents to them.
K: Should i lit the hotel on fire? summons fire
Dark: You want to burn down the food?
K: whatever, just shut up
Popplio: I can't wait for them to finally die so we can get all the food for ourselves...
Speaking about the vents:
Illuzhion can hear multiple people entering the vents
IlluZhion: I should stay in one of the dead ends and wait until they exit the vents.
Dietsoda: Thank god I don't have claustrophobia...
Axol: The exit should be nearby.
They exit the vents, right in the room where the temporary base is. They grab some guns and meet the rest of the good team.
StarSplizz: They're here!
Lely: Nice to meet you, Axol, although we will have to wait for this massacre to end before we could actually talk.
Popplio: Guys, surrender! We've got you surronded!
Lely alter ego: Do you think you are in the MKPC police to say that. YOU AREN'T. And you think that after saying all these disgusting things and posting these disgusting videos, you will get away with it? YOU FUCKING WON'T AS LONG AS I AND SENKO ARE HERE TO PROTECT MKPC. We have been searching you for months now, and after almost a year. The time finally has come. To finally ban you FOREVER. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING WILL MAKE US LO-
IlluZhion charges at Lely with his horns and they literally go right through him. Illuzhion quickly jumps down to the lower floor and joins the rest of the bad team.
Lely falls down all the way to the ground floor and is slowly dying (lmao)
Senko: NO! YOU MURDERERS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!
Nudge: Aaaaand that is the perfect example on an 'epic fail'
Senko jumps down and uses levitation on himself to slow down his fall. He then proceeds to use his ability to completely heal Lely. He passes out from the energy cost.
Lely alter ego: How? I should be d- looks at Senko, he's unconscious Shit! RETREAT! QUICK! GET DOWN HERE!
The rest of the team runs down the stairs (StarSplizz flies down), picks up Senko and run away.
Noob: who has just run out of the toilet WAIT FOR ME!
Nudge: Now! GO AFTER THEM! BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!
The bad team chased the good team, although they managed to get on a boat and quickly go back to Delfino Plaza.
K: Have you seen Noob get out of the toilet? That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Noob: We have barely managed to escape. That way too fucking close.
Dietoda: YOU WERE IN THE TOILET THE ENTIRE TIME?
Lely: WHY DID YOU NOT HELP US?
StarSplizz: lmao
Noob: I probably ate something stale yesterday, sorry guys.
Sorbet: big breakfast big shit
Axol: We should've checked the vents before we let Lely do his heartwarming speech.
Dietsoda: That mayfly probably hid in one of the dead ends in the vents. All we had to do was just check them. Sorry guys..
Axol: It's not your fault. It was kinda everyone's fault tbh...
Lely: ARE YOU BLAMING SENKO?
Noob: Maybe. He literally wasted all of his energy on reviving you and he used so much of it I don't think he will live...
Dietsoda: That mayfly's got a point. Reviving you was probably the worst thing Senko could've done, but I still think that literally 20+ piantas that died here > you
Noob: We're here. Now we just need to rush Senko to the hospital.

Senko woke up in the hospital, extremely tired.
Lely: SENKO!! YOU'RE ALIVE!
they hug idk man
Senko: God, I'm so fucking tired. I feel like even if I slept all day i wouldn't be able to regain my energy.
Lely: Don't say that! You're lucky to be even alive! I already called the rest when you started waking up!
StarSplizz: Finally, you're awake!
Dietsoda: I thought you were never going to wake up.
Axol: Same.
StarSplizz: But we still need to defeat the guys we were supposed to ban!
Noob: I think they could attack Gelato Beach. It's the closest to Sirena Beach and Pinna Park is
Sorbet: We're taking a boat tomorrow to fortify the place. We can't let 'em win this time.
Senko: Well good luck guys, I'll try to get out of here asap.
StarSplizz: Bye!
Noob: See you soon!
Dietsoda: I gotta go.
Sorbet: Get well soon!
Axol: Same goes for me. Goodbye!
Lely: I'll go check on you every day. Bye!
Senko: I guess it's just me now...

End of Episode 1

my target is 20kb for eps
i want 50+ for the end ep heh. new standard for fanfics.
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