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10076 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-03-31 at 21:37:13
You've clearly just never played F-Zero before!!!
2What are the worst tracks in MKPC
On 2024-02-01 at 07:02:59
Literally nothing is good about Koopa Beach 2 or Choco Island 1
Guy who played too much CI1 when 200cc came out here you're so right
On 2023-04-27 at 06:51:22
DS Rainbow Road and DS Waluigi Pinball. Waluigi Pinball isnt even good and it's overrated
And mkpc fucking ruined it
3MARIOM137
On 2024-03-28 at 19:08:04
twin haiji towa 12 year old towers fucking moley the molester from mountains' accunt got deleted LKYS Luigi Kart Stadium with a seductive smile cheese sandwichgirl thing neosex yeah mhm yep yes i agree Daisy Airlines 9/113D by Jungkook at the DHS the person above me has to fuck the person below me danganronpa despair momen lis lais la putin nooo mega pikagaylaxfernapehitlerchrist hitler femboy boys boys say gex skill issue skull emoji skull with crossbones emoji alien emoji ping me one more time and i will PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN :3 in the chat but the microwave would actually be a pretty solid ride for my hamster i saw what you deleted penis sucking tous of hous kotohime smash ex SEX bondage but not mixed on hifumi im horny for him alr guys smash PIXEL now what are my plans for the top hitler was a nice guy chucks too princess anarchy uwu absol nya ukrain fucking Chihiro Fujisaki smash gay queer not straight lgbt spark of hope ho e does MKPC cunt foxgirl thing coxgirl and zero from kirby dreamland 3 MEE6 I fucking hate you you Raciste kys Digguh Nigguh ninja gold mario that muffin is looking awfully like a hamster yippee in 1984's maki chiaki is dead lol roll rick the hamster rickroll kissing boys on sustainable island amongst us sonic racists sonic racing i know what you are soft rotund specimen ledog but eddy for the win smash now post luigi mountain full of molesters yet this 32 is not enough(s) im going to use your sisters breastmilk for my shreddies esto es el fin allah frog rat ball touch YOU ARE woman chaser 🍆 🍽️
5describe the show in 3 words
On 2024-03-14 at 17:17:41
Wet Yellow Stuff
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31Ban Pixelss
On 2024-03-27 at 16:22:50
shut up
Get her ass
Wait
Not like that
Oh nice you seem to forget who I am 👹👹👹
Are y'all gonna brawl?
Nah they're gonna For Wii U/3DS
5On 2024-03-27 at 08:19:07
I'm gonna be honest every of these topics should be locked
Literally 1984
On 2024-03-26 at 19:10:15
shut up
Get her ass
Wait
Not like that
I've never ever accidentally seemed horny for her either and it is certainly not a running joke within a certain discord server because some guy cropped it so that ALR GUYS SMASH PIXEL was a screenshot that existed
Will there be a Mario Kart 50 in the future?
On 2024-03-30 at 20:49:38
Absolutely not, no series could ever last that long. They might have a new kart racer by then tho. But everything has to end eventually.
So you're aware Touhou has over 30 mainline entries (depending on if you count Hakurei's story in Makai (so TH1-5) as canon) and ZUN's in his 40s
But in the case of Mario Kart it's likely that there won't be that many...
Touhou games are wayy easier to make than Mario Kart games and the formula for them lends itself really well to having a lot of sequels, I would not consider it and mario kart equal in this sense. But a series absolutely can last for 50 games,
4[MKPC Lore] The story behind Glitch Gal
On 2024-03-23 at 22:52:13
Chapter 2: Second Chance
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
- Within the MKPCverse -
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Monarch trying to kill humans, that fucking sounds like Undertale
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3On 2024-03-20 at 18:32:17
Ok cool Trans Shy Gay is actually a 19 year old who smokes weed and was warped to the MKPC Dimension nice to know
1Super Princess Kart
On 2024-03-19 at 16:25:53
Just so I don't forget:
Track List (green = done, orange = done but needs remaking, blue = currently working on, red = not done yet):
Mushroom Cup: Lely Circuit, Cedar Falls, Goomba Grove, Obake City
Flower Cup: Max Circuit, Hallows Alley, Tox Inc., Wild Wastes
Star Cup: Robo-Peach Factory, Pixel Circuit, Dayzi Airlines, D4rk Castle
Ice Flower Cup: Frozen Freeway, Crystal's Battlefield, PHENOMENA Pixel (ft. Peach), Alyssa Circuit
1-Up Mushroom Cup: Maxxie Lake, Nudge Forest, Wargor Land, Shamrock Isle
Special Cup: Ruined River, The Badlands, Bowser's Castle, Rainbow Road
[Retro Cups to be confirmed]
Staff Ghost Team:
- SPK★Pixel (Pixel)
- SPK★xrunner (xrunner)
Track List (green = done, orange = done but needs remaking, blue = currently working on, red = not done yet):
Mushroom Cup: Lely Circuit, Cedar Falls, Goomba Grove, Obake City
Flower Cup: Max Circuit, Hallows Alley, Tox Inc., Wild Wastes
Star Cup: Robo-Peach Factory, Pixel Circuit, Dayzi Airlines, D4rk Castle
Ice Flower Cup: Frozen Freeway, Crystal's Battlefield, PHENOMENA Pixel (ft. Peach), Alyssa Circuit
1-Up Mushroom Cup: Maxxie Lake, Nudge Forest, Wargor Land, Shamrock Isle
Special Cup: Ruined River, The Badlands, Bowser's Castle, Rainbow Road
[Retro Cups to be confirmed]
Staff Ghost Team:
- SPK★Pixel (Pixel)
- SPK★xrunner (xrunner)
quick question, is the Dragon Fruit Mountain remake going to be a part of this or a different multicup?
It's part of the DLC
I cant wait to download SPK
3On 2024-03-18 at 08:16:27
Cool I know more about this than hey what if entire multicup of obake city and ireland molesters
1Is the Game "Very Far Away Horse" a Real Game?
On 2024-03-27 at 16:24:05
"Boyfriends: 15 best kinds of boyfriends to have"
Hey @osc-wrong look what I found :3
Hey @osc-wrong look what I found :3
Idk if Very Far Away Horse is real but I'm a Very Far Away Whore
2Stop stealing tracks (you know who you are)
On 2023-11-14 at 22:35:04
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASHTON OBVIOUSLY DIDNT STEAL THOSE MAPS YOURE JUST JEALOUS 😍😍😍😍😍🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 BC HE IS THE FUTURE, SUCH A LEGENDARY CREATIVE ARTIST. LOOK AT HIS TRACKOGRAPHY ! HE CAN MASTER EVERY STYLE ! RHCKS ! TOX ! THESE ARE JUST AI COVERS OF TRACKS !!! HE IS AN INSPIRATION !!11!1!1 SLAY QUEEN !!!! 🔥💅💅💅💅🔥🔥💅💅🔥🔥🔥💅💅🔥🥵🥵🤩🥰🤩🤩🥰😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩🥰😍
Now that I think about it AI generated tracks would fucking suck
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5200cc is actually good for you
On 2024-03-27 at 19:16:21
Struggling to improve on 150cc? Play 200cc.
When you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
no one plays 200 because it's useless and hardWhen you play 200cc you have to adapt to faster speeds and it makes you realise how much a simple key tap can affect your alignment. Be accurate with 200cc and try get a consistently decent method for racing on every track on 200cc.
200cc is useless other than Time Trial tho so you will eventually return to 150cc and feel like you are moving in slow motion and you become more precise. At least that's how it works for me, I strongly recommend you rd tho
entire message explaining the use of 200cc:
1coolmonkey.com
On 2024-03-19 at 08:10:10
Color brown Species website
this is very funny. evertime i post a topic, you say ''color brown species ____'' like its funni. Yes it is! osc-omb? more like osc-funni
Colour brown. Species monkey.
You called?
Bad joke Krazey i didn't laugh.
This is code for, I did 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
1On 2024-03-18 at 20:25:25
Color brown Species website
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2Why Furries are bad attempt 2
On 2024-03-26 at 21:25:51
Are you all this desperate that you're having e-porn on a Mario Kart Forum?
the hell you mean all
haha I have not got this image out in a while, you know the one
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