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8040 pts ★ ExpertOn 2026-09-25 at 16:10:49
me and neo already said it once- actually neo said it multiple times
PLEASE stop with the nsfw stuff, genuinely its not funny
i know i did it but i atleast learned my lesson
PLEASE stop with the nsfw stuff, genuinely its not funny
i know i did it but i atleast learned my lesson
On 2026-09-25 at 14:49:52
okay i know i did it too but can we please stop with the nsfw jokes and actually use the topic on how it's supposed to be used, thank you now go have a ROTTEN DAY!
jk but still
jk but still
On 2026-09-23 at 03:35:18
yoshi f#cking sucks bro why would anyone like this dumbass character
Exactly bro
this stupid ass ugly green dinosaur should be erased from existence
On 2026-09-22 at 21:20:02
I ate a giraffe yesterday
nice I ate some starving crazed weasels for breakfast
yeah for lunch i had some camel balls with some frogs and potato chips, ts was delicious
My dad says when he was gonna bring some sweaty hippo dih lunch and pig eyes at 4 pm can't wait
yo sounds delicious can i come over?
1/!\ DEPARTURE, COMEBACK OR HIATUS NOTICES / ANNONCES DE DÉPARTS, DE RETOURS OU DE PAUSES
On 2026-06-06 at 23:33:32
Hello. I’m just letting you guys know, I won’t be on MKPC for a good while since it’s now summer break for me. I won’t be completely off the site, I’ll still be on, only chatting and doing news, forums, and that’s pretty much it because I won’t have much time then. As you already know, (if not, let me explain it to you) I don’t have absolutely anything else, except my tablet, which is what I can only use for work. The only thing that I played MKPC on was my school laptop. Yes, that’s literally only it. So anyways, yeah. My device that I usually use to play MKPC and do other stuff with you guys is gone until next summer. I probably will get back on my school laptop from time to time (if your wondering I’m homeschooled so I get to use my school laptop at home) but I won’t be on not even close to as I used to. Anyways, that’s it. I will be on a hiatus for a pretty long time. I’ll see you when the next school year starts, bye 👋
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1On 2026-05-11 at 17:25:16
losing lot of interest in online, and even grand prix and time trial.
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
1. Lounge is for better players
2. Genuinely why are you angry that the aim OF A RACING GAME is to win?????? you DK realise time trials etc. is still trying to win? like this point is ridiculous
3. youre gonna be one of them forum kids bc the whole point of the game is to play it, not just to be on the forums.
4. we know full well that we will see you in online again
Lounge is not just for good players. It's for players who are willing to learn from mistakes and endure criticism in order to improve. He's a decent enough player anyway, it's just that he is simply not willing to learn the game or listen to advice, which is his choice.
i listen to you guys advice and try to master it, wdym? talk to me in dms abt this.
On 2026-05-11 at 16:38:14
losing lot of interest in online, and even grand prix and time trial.
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
1. Lounge is for better players
2. Genuinely why are you angry that the aim OF A RACING GAME is to win?????? you DK realise time trials etc. is still trying to win? like this point is ridiculous
3. youre gonna be one of them forum kids bc the whole point of the game is to play it, not just to be on the forums.
4. we know full well that we will see you in online again
1. They were the ones who invited me, so I thought I had at least a good amount of skill.
2. racing games, starting to get a bit boring for me because its all the same thing, and also, im not angry about it, its literally just the fact that its getting a bit boring for me.
3. again, im still gonna play for a bit. im gonna be hosting events, fanfics, and more. its literally just someone trying to manage its business.
4. you guys will, but not nearly often as i used to though.
anyways, discuss this with me in dms, i dont wanna get off topic and get a warn or a ban.
On 2026-05-11 at 15:35:12
losing lot of interest in online, and even grand prix and time trial.
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
the reason for this is because online is just boring, and you're doing the same thing over and over again. same with lounge, you're just racing for the top over and over again. another reason why i quit lounge is because of the fucking shitty talk that they be saying. "you were all the way in last place, were you AFK?" and much more, knowing that yall are talking to some rookie who knows only a quarter on the game as much as you guys do. only thing i hear is "tRyLoUnGe" I already tried that, and im never doing it again.
for now on, i barely wont be online in the game, ill just continue making fanfics, topics, events, news topics, tracks, etc. I just can't deal with it at all. ill still be in members area a LOT though, but online, no.
also, i dont really know if this is fit for this topic, but im thinking of cancelling the king of kings event. mapno is right, (the lounge part is for them, but for me nah) you can see his message on there. also, ive been really busy with vacation, homework, irl problems, and just sad that my friend got ransomware. anyways, yeah, thats it. im gonna be fully gone from online. bai
1Share Your Custom Decors!
On 2026-03-26 at 16:16:58
Train?
I mean you can just use the bus from DS Shroom Ridge.
11
1Favorite Kirby Characters
On 2026-11-10 at 15:22:55
bandana dee
Mario Kart World: The Fanfic
On 2026-11-10 at 21:16:13
Episode 3
Lev: It's tomorrow... but I didn't get any sleep.... I'm exhausted.
Luigi: I read comics all night!
WorldRecord: We know Luigi.
Sebastian: But shouldn't we all be excited? I mean, I think this is the chance where we finally get to race in karts, whether it is practice or not!
Sonic: Well, I guess you're right, but I want a real race!
Lev: But you're gonna be horrible if you don't practice, right?
WorldRecord: Yeah, we all need practice.
Koopa: Does anybody know what time it is...?
Lev: Not really.
Sebastian faints again.
WorldRecord: Nah.
Sonic: Nada.
Koopa: I know, I can make a clock!
WorldRecord: Where are you gonna get the materials and everything from then?
Koopa: I have this box of scraps...
Sonic: Cmon guys wake up!
Kitson and Kinsley are still asleep.
The mysterious man from yesterday walks in.
???: Good morning, everyone. Today we are taking our first lesson, this one will be about the mechanics-
Kinsley: Well what ARE the mechanics?
???: I was just getting to that.
Lev: Let him speak please...
???: These mechanics are Rocket Starting, Drifting, Mini-Turbos, Drafting, which is also known as Slipstreaming, Charge Jumping, Rail Riding, and Wall Riding!
Luigi: Those sure are a lot.
???: This is what learning is for. Anyways, everyone head out to that door behind you guys.
Sonic is already there first of course.
Lev: Showboater...
WorldRecord: I'm nervous...
???: Everyone is if you're doing this for the first time.
End of episode 3.
Lev: It's tomorrow... but I didn't get any sleep.... I'm exhausted.
Luigi: I read comics all night!
WorldRecord: We know Luigi.
Sebastian: But shouldn't we all be excited? I mean, I think this is the chance where we finally get to race in karts, whether it is practice or not!
Sonic: Well, I guess you're right, but I want a real race!
Lev: But you're gonna be horrible if you don't practice, right?
WorldRecord: Yeah, we all need practice.
Koopa: Does anybody know what time it is...?
Lev: Not really.
Sebastian faints again.
WorldRecord: Nah.
Sonic: Nada.
Koopa: I know, I can make a clock!
WorldRecord: Where are you gonna get the materials and everything from then?
Koopa: I have this box of scraps...
Sonic: Cmon guys wake up!
Kitson and Kinsley are still asleep.
The mysterious man from yesterday walks in.
???: Good morning, everyone. Today we are taking our first lesson, this one will be about the mechanics-
Kinsley: Well what ARE the mechanics?
???: I was just getting to that.
Lev: Let him speak please...
???: These mechanics are Rocket Starting, Drifting, Mini-Turbos, Drafting, which is also known as Slipstreaming, Charge Jumping, Rail Riding, and Wall Riding!
Luigi: Those sure are a lot.
???: This is what learning is for. Anyways, everyone head out to that door behind you guys.
Sonic is already there first of course.
Lev: Showboater...
WorldRecord: I'm nervous...
???: Everyone is if you're doing this for the first time.
End of episode 3.
5On 2026-11-08 at 03:28:31
Episode 2
??? Helloo!
Lev: Hey uh-um... who are you?
Sebastian: I’m Sebastian! I recently just registered here, what about you?
Lev: (Why does that name sound... familiar? It feels like I heard that name on TV before...) I recently just registered here too. This is my first time here so I don’t know what to expect... WAI WAIT WAIT I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF! I’m uh Lev!
Sebastian: Well, nice to meet you, Lev! Actually, do you know if there’s anyone else here?
Lev: I’m pretty sure we’re the only ones here and registered.
Sebastian: Oh okay. Ya know, I-
Somebody enters the room.
Kitson: Hey...
Sebastian and Lev: Heyo!
Kitson sits on the wall, far away from Lev and Sebastian.
Sebastian: You okay?
Kitson just nods.
Sebastian: (Don’t want to get in his hair... I’ll just leave him alone.)
So, I was wondering. Do you uh... know what that door is over there on the wall?
Lev: Not exactly... you wanna-
A huge group of people comes in, they all have tags on their shirts marking their name.
WorldRecord: Yeesh this place is huge...
Luigi: And white!
Lev: What a clump of people!
Sebastian: Was there a line at the check-in area?
Koopa: Yeah, there was- OH MY GOSH IS THAT SEBASTIAN!?!?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I CAN MAKE YOU YOUR OWN CUSTOM KART AND EVERYTHING OH AND...
Sebastian: (This is exactly what I feared...) Wait... are you a Koopa??! AND you can speak English?!?!
Koopa: Don’t worry about that-
Kinsley: You made him faint...
Koopa: Was I really that...
fllaaaaashbaaackk
Kinsley: WHY AND HOW IS THERE A KOOPA TROOPA HERE?!?! AND WHY IS KIRBY HERE?!?!?! AND SONIC?!?!?!?!
WorldRecord: I DON’T KNOW-
...
BLEH
WorldRecord: SOMEBODY GET A NAPKIN!!
Luigi: I’LL GO GET IT!!!
end of flashback.
WorldRecord: I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS, AND MY SHOES. *BANG* YOU OWE ME 50 DOLLARS BECAU-
Kinsley: What’s a dollar?
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: How can somebody possibly be this dumb... maybe it’s because you banged your head into that wall and now you got brain damage.
Sebastian: I think we oughta get out of here...
Lev: Yeah... let’s go to that door we saw earlier.
Sebastian tries to open the door, but it’s locked.
Sebastian: It’s locked...
Lev: Oh well, guess we could try next time.
The mysterious man from earlier walks in.
Sonic: Who are you?
???: The teacher for here.
WorldRecord: Don’t tell me we’re gonna be doing summer school here...
???: Well, it’s nothing like that. You see, this is more than just races. Since this is a brand new era of Mario Kart, there are lots of new gimmicks to the game. I am in charge of teaching you these. These are special courses that allow you to learn and master these techniques, and hone your skills.
Lev: Woah, this seems interesting. I’ll join!
???: You didn’t really have a choice anyway.
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: Yeah, like Kirby said, when do we start?
???: This will be tomorrow.
Luigi: I’m excited!
End of episode 2.
??? Helloo!
Lev: Hey uh-um... who are you?
Sebastian: I’m Sebastian! I recently just registered here, what about you?
Lev: (Why does that name sound... familiar? It feels like I heard that name on TV before...) I recently just registered here too. This is my first time here so I don’t know what to expect... WAI WAIT WAIT I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF! I’m uh Lev!
Sebastian: Well, nice to meet you, Lev! Actually, do you know if there’s anyone else here?
Lev: I’m pretty sure we’re the only ones here and registered.
Sebastian: Oh okay. Ya know, I-
Somebody enters the room.
Kitson: Hey...
Sebastian and Lev: Heyo!
Kitson sits on the wall, far away from Lev and Sebastian.
Sebastian: You okay?
Kitson just nods.
Sebastian: (Don’t want to get in his hair... I’ll just leave him alone.)
So, I was wondering. Do you uh... know what that door is over there on the wall?
Lev: Not exactly... you wanna-
A huge group of people comes in, they all have tags on their shirts marking their name.
WorldRecord: Yeesh this place is huge...
Luigi: And white!
Lev: What a clump of people!
Sebastian: Was there a line at the check-in area?
Koopa: Yeah, there was- OH MY GOSH IS THAT SEBASTIAN!?!?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I CAN MAKE YOU YOUR OWN CUSTOM KART AND EVERYTHING OH AND...
Sebastian: (This is exactly what I feared...) Wait... are you a Koopa??! AND you can speak English?!?!
Koopa: Don’t worry about that-
Kinsley: You made him faint...
Koopa: Was I really that...
fllaaaaashbaaackk
Kinsley: WHY AND HOW IS THERE A KOOPA TROOPA HERE?!?! AND WHY IS KIRBY HERE?!?!?! AND SONIC?!?!?!?!
WorldRecord: I DON’T KNOW-
...
BLEH
WorldRecord: SOMEBODY GET A NAPKIN!!
Luigi: I’LL GO GET IT!!!
end of flashback.
WorldRecord: I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS, AND MY SHOES. *BANG* YOU OWE ME 50 DOLLARS BECAU-
Kinsley: What’s a dollar?
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: How can somebody possibly be this dumb... maybe it’s because you banged your head into that wall and now you got brain damage.
Sebastian: I think we oughta get out of here...
Lev: Yeah... let’s go to that door we saw earlier.
Sebastian tries to open the door, but it’s locked.
Sebastian: It’s locked...
Lev: Oh well, guess we could try next time.
The mysterious man from earlier walks in.
Sonic: Who are you?
???: The teacher for here.
WorldRecord: Don’t tell me we’re gonna be doing summer school here...
???: Well, it’s nothing like that. You see, this is more than just races. Since this is a brand new era of Mario Kart, there are lots of new gimmicks to the game. I am in charge of teaching you these. These are special courses that allow you to learn and master these techniques, and hone your skills.
Lev: Woah, this seems interesting. I’ll join!
???: You didn’t really have a choice anyway.
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: Yeah, like Kirby said, when do we start?
???: This will be tomorrow.
Luigi: I’m excited!
End of episode 2.
31On 2026-11-07 at 16:43:45
Episode 1
A F E W D A Y S A F T E R T H E M A I L
Lev: I’ve been on this ride FOREVER!
Lev, which is the main character of this story, is currently on an unbelievably long bus ride on the way to this mysterious building.
Random bus driver: Okay here’s your stop, shoo shoo go on!
Lev: Okay okay, jeez don’t have to rush me so much. Surprised there’s not anyone on this bus, guess I did have some extra time for sleep...
CHHhhh
The bus door opens, and Lev starts walking to the building.
He opens the door.
Random welcome lady: Good afternoon sir, the check-in is right on your left after you go up the stairs.
Lev: Oh uh, thanks!
Lev walks up to the check-in area.
Random check-in guy (I know this is a lot of randoms) Hello! O- oh... is this your first time here? You look rather... nervous. Lev: Well... uh.. yeah. I mean it is my first time so I’m not exactly sure what to expect.
Random check-in guy: Well, that’s okay. Everyone feels nervous on their first time.
he says while getting a sheet of paper from under the desk
Random check-in guy: Okay, just fill out this form and you will be all set! The form is quite short, so you don’t have to do much.
Got it.
The form contains these questions:
How old are you? (Must be 11+)
Date of birth
Name
Height
Weight
Do you like Mario Kart?
.................
Lev: All done!
Lev hands the paper to the check-in guy, who is now reviewing the form.
Random check-in guy: Hmm...
...
Hmm... hmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMM...
Lev: STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS AND HAND IT TO ME AND TELL ME IF I’M ACCEPTED ALREADY!
Random check-in guy: Okay okay... it was just a joke. You’re accepted!
Lev: YES! Okay... what do I do from here?
Random check-in guy: Since this is your first time, there is a hallway over there, look for the door named “Mushroom Cup” and a red mushroom logo on the door with it,
Lev: Okay, thanks!
Lev starts walking towards the Mushroom Cup door in the hallway. It’s a big, white, very clean door, then Lev opens it.
Lev: Holy crap... what even is this place? Everything is white... the floor... the walls... the ceiling and the light... and there’s a TV attached to the wall with a Nintendo Switch 2!
???: Well hello there!
Lev: Who is you?
???: Well, don’t worry about that. It seems you are our first contestant, welcome! There is a TV attached to the wall if you want to watch something, and if you want, there is even a Nintendo Switch 2 if you want to play with that. Oh well, good-luck!
The mysterious guy closes the door.
Lev: Who was that...? Why oh well? Why good-luck? Oh this is hurting my brain...
Lev notices some stuff behind him.
Lev: Oh gosh... there’s BEDS!?!? Does that mean we’re gonna be sleeping HERE?!?!?! Oh how come I didn’t even notice that....
Lev walks around a bit more. Lev: Where do we get the food? I’m hungr- hey... there’s a dispenser thingy on this wall! I guess I just click this and it turns on..?
Lev clicks a button, and orders something to eat.
Lev: I don’t know.. maybe I’ll get some pancakes or something?
Lev presses “order” and a plate of pancakes comes out of the dispenser.
Lev: Oh that’s pretty neat, didn’t even cost anything too!
???: Helloooo!
End of episode 1.
A F E W D A Y S A F T E R T H E M A I L
Lev: I’ve been on this ride FOREVER!
Lev, which is the main character of this story, is currently on an unbelievably long bus ride on the way to this mysterious building.
Random bus driver: Okay here’s your stop, shoo shoo go on!
Lev: Okay okay, jeez don’t have to rush me so much. Surprised there’s not anyone on this bus, guess I did have some extra time for sleep...
CHHhhh
The bus door opens, and Lev starts walking to the building.
He opens the door.
Random welcome lady: Good afternoon sir, the check-in is right on your left after you go up the stairs.
Lev: Oh uh, thanks!
Lev walks up to the check-in area.
Random check-in guy (I know this is a lot of randoms) Hello! O- oh... is this your first time here? You look rather... nervous. Lev: Well... uh.. yeah. I mean it is my first time so I’m not exactly sure what to expect.
Random check-in guy: Well, that’s okay. Everyone feels nervous on their first time.
he says while getting a sheet of paper from under the desk
Random check-in guy: Okay, just fill out this form and you will be all set! The form is quite short, so you don’t have to do much.
Got it.
The form contains these questions:
How old are you? (Must be 11+)
Date of birth
Name
Height
Weight
Do you like Mario Kart?
.................
Lev: All done!
Lev hands the paper to the check-in guy, who is now reviewing the form.
Random check-in guy: Hmm...
...
Hmm... hmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMM...
Lev: STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS AND HAND IT TO ME AND TELL ME IF I’M ACCEPTED ALREADY!
Random check-in guy: Okay okay... it was just a joke. You’re accepted!
Lev: YES! Okay... what do I do from here?
Random check-in guy: Since this is your first time, there is a hallway over there, look for the door named “Mushroom Cup” and a red mushroom logo on the door with it,
Lev: Okay, thanks!
Lev starts walking towards the Mushroom Cup door in the hallway. It’s a big, white, very clean door, then Lev opens it.
Lev: Holy crap... what even is this place? Everything is white... the floor... the walls... the ceiling and the light... and there’s a TV attached to the wall with a Nintendo Switch 2!
???: Well hello there!
Lev: Who is you?
???: Well, don’t worry about that. It seems you are our first contestant, welcome! There is a TV attached to the wall if you want to watch something, and if you want, there is even a Nintendo Switch 2 if you want to play with that. Oh well, good-luck!
The mysterious guy closes the door.
Lev: Who was that...? Why oh well? Why good-luck? Oh this is hurting my brain...
Lev notices some stuff behind him.
Lev: Oh gosh... there’s BEDS!?!? Does that mean we’re gonna be sleeping HERE?!?!?! Oh how come I didn’t even notice that....
Lev walks around a bit more. Lev: Where do we get the food? I’m hungr- hey... there’s a dispenser thingy on this wall! I guess I just click this and it turns on..?
Lev clicks a button, and orders something to eat.
Lev: I don’t know.. maybe I’ll get some pancakes or something?
Lev presses “order” and a plate of pancakes comes out of the dispenser.
Lev: Oh that’s pretty neat, didn’t even cost anything too!
???: Helloooo!
End of episode 1.
4On 2026-11-06 at 20:12:59
Prologue
Of previous eras of Mario Kart, we had quite a few techniques and track features. Underwater sections, gliders, cannons, off-road shortcuts, and much, many more, but once again, a new era is starting! This system has an advanced, stable, system. You are going to be in for hell my friend, but who doesn't want a million dollars? Yes that's the prize. You never know what will happen... so come join here!
Later, at 12: 17, W O R T H ST. (O A K W A L K)
Mom: Check the mail for me please!
???: Got it!
This is stupid... probably one of those fake letters again from those kids at school.
*opens the mailbox, turns out its nothing that he expected it to be*
Huh? Go karting? Mario Kart?
On 2026-11-06 at 19:54:02
This may seem kind of crazy, but I have decided to start a Mario Kart World fanfic because I thought it would be cool, and I have a very interesting plan on how this would turn out.
This would even include the special techniques such as charge jumping, wall riding, etc.
Please insert your character's name, age, (up to 16 yrs old) gender, personality, and no text color needed.
This would even include the special techniques such as charge jumping, wall riding, etc.
Please insert your character's name, age, (up to 16 yrs old) gender, personality, and no text color needed.
Member List
WorldRecord, info:
Name: World Record
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Kart: Flame Runner (bike)
personality: usually chill, not chill at all when mad but it is hard to make him mad, mostly just plays mario kart just to enjoy it, easily makes friends, LOVES BAGGING TRACKS THE MOST OF ANY HUMAN BEING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND WORSHIPS THEM AS IF THEY ARE THE LORD BIDOOF, usually wins on bagging tracks and loses on frontrunning tracks which he despises with all of his being
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Kart: Flame Runner (bike)
personality: usually chill, not chill at all when mad but it is hard to make him mad, mostly just plays mario kart just to enjoy it, easily makes friends, LOVES BAGGING TRACKS THE MOST OF ANY HUMAN BEING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND WORSHIPS THEM AS IF THEY ARE THE LORD BIDOOF, usually wins on bagging tracks and loses on frontrunning tracks which he despises with all of his being
Kinsley, info:
Sebastian, info:
Koopa, info:
Luigi, info:
Sonic, info:
Kirby, info:
Kitson, info:
Name: Kinsley
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Personality: Acts like the dumbest person in the world as a distraction, actually very smart and good at Mario Kart with strategies to go fast and use items, has the best luck most of the time, people think he is cheating because of this but he isn't cheating.
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Personality: Acts like the dumbest person in the world as a distraction, actually very smart and good at Mario Kart with strategies to go fast and use items, has the best luck most of the time, people think he is cheating because of this but he isn't cheating.
Sebastian, info:
Gender: Male.
Personality: Friendly And Nice, Including When Someone's Annoying Him Or Bullying Him, Sometimes Has Good Luck And Sometimes Bad Luck (Mostly Bad Luck), Tries To Make Friends If He Can.
Age: 15.
Personality: Friendly And Nice, Including When Someone's Annoying Him Or Bullying Him, Sometimes Has Good Luck And Sometimes Bad Luck (Mostly Bad Luck), Tries To Make Friends If He Can.
Age: 15.
Koopa, info:
Name: Koopa
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Personality: A Koopa Troopa who's way too competitive in Mario Kart, otherwise mostly friendly, engineer-nerd-type who only frontruns and hates bagging tracks
Kart: B Dasher
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Personality: A Koopa Troopa who's way too competitive in Mario Kart, otherwise mostly friendly, engineer-nerd-type who only frontruns and hates bagging tracks
Kart: B Dasher
Luigi, info:
Name: Luigi
Gender: Male
Age: 12
Personality: A guy who likes reading comics and very hospitable with everyone.He also likes traveling with his kart.
Kart: Standard LG
Gender: Male
Age: 12
Personality: A guy who likes reading comics and very hospitable with everyone.He also likes traveling with his kart.
Kart: Standard LG
Sonic, info:
Name: Sonic
Gender: Male
Age: 14 and a half
Personality: Adventurous, lively, fun-loving, and confident.
Kart: Speed Star
Gender: Male
Age: 14 and a half
Personality: Adventurous, lively, fun-loving, and confident.
Kart: Speed Star
Kirby, info:
Name: Kirby
Gender: Male
Age:13
Personality: A nice and friendly who is there just for fun and to have a good time. Not a particularly good racer but not necessarily bad either.
Kart: Standard
Gender: Male
Age:13
Personality: A nice and friendly who is there just for fun and to have a good time. Not a particularly good racer but not necessarily bad either.
Kart: Standard
Kitson, info:
KFP Team
On 2026-11-09 at 17:36:20
wait i gave up on team wars im so sorry i didnt know yall was continuing it so ill probably continue the topic and stuff
On 2026-01-20 at 15:06:58
Submit harder tracks, Beginner Cup is done
I would rather make harder tracks for you guys because the only tracks raiders will only play the hardest tracks, so you can do the easier ones just for the cup so others can play it and stuff.
you have to join KFP Team bro
well, i would rather for YOU GUYS. thats better wording.
On 2026-01-18 at 18:08:49
Submit harder tracks, Beginner Cup is done
I would rather make harder tracks for you guys because the only tracks raiders will only play the hardest tracks, so you can do the easier ones just for the cup so others can play it and stuff.
Ruining your pfps (joke topic)
On 2026-11-09 at 02:39:06
mine
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-11-05 at 00:24:21
Super Mario Galaxy Movie
R.O.B.: It is located right overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Toad: Ugh, you're killing me!
R.O.B.: Sorry, I do not wish to kill you.
R.O.B.: It is located right overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Toad: Ugh, you're killing me!
R.O.B.: Sorry, I do not wish to kill you.
i was cackling during this scene idk why lol