What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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9563 pts ★ ExpertOn 2026-05-08 at 13:28:07
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
1On 2026-05-08 at 14:02:47
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
Got a laugh from me. "I find your lack of flakes disturbing" should get an award.
On 2026-05-08 at 17:55:13
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
On 2026-05-09 at 12:52:46
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
This is how I feel whenever I talk to my sixth-grader little brother fr
1On 2026-05-10 at 02:16:51
“Surely this villager isnt dangerous- OH SHI-“ -one of my friends playing minecraft for the first time
(It was a Pillager xd)
(It was a Pillager xd)
1
1On 2026-05-31 at 15:24:22
"My name is Shawn, I am 16"
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
On 2026-05-31 at 15:48:33
"365 days isn't a year bro, it's 12 months"
-My random classmate
-My random classmate
On 2026-05-31 at 23:40:13
"Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right"
-Weird Al Yankovic.
"Hands off my CAH!"
-Falco, SSBU (For those who don't know, before Falco says "prey" during his down taunt, use down smash.)
-Weird Al Yankovic.
"Hands off my CAH!"
-Falco, SSBU (For those who don't know, before Falco says "prey" during his down taunt, use down smash.)
Yesterday at 03:04:51
(While playing MKWorld with some friends)
GamerGuy: Eli go away
Eli: dude im 16 quadrillion miles away from you already
GamerGuy: yeah so get 17 quadrillion miles away
*GamerGuy imitating shy guy*
Me: can you speak English for 2 f#cking seconds
GamerGuy: k
*2 seconds later*
*imitates shy guy again*
Eli: get this toadette outta here bro
Me: Ew ToAdEtTe Is On My ScReEn AhH gO aWaY
Eli: Ah ToAdEtTe MeTa Me PiCk ToAdEtTe
GamerGuy: can we respect Toadette and shy guy in peace for 2 godamn minutes
(playing Shy Guy Bazaar)
Eli: Lessgo Shy Guy Bazaar
Erik: bro you live in fkn canada
Eli: why should that take away from my damn opinion
Erik: cus youre Canadian you gotta be in da fkn snow
Eli: youre also a Canadian damnit
GamerGuy: isnt canada like the nice country?
GamerGuy: Eli go away
Eli: dude im 16 quadrillion miles away from you already
GamerGuy: yeah so get 17 quadrillion miles away
*GamerGuy imitating shy guy*
Me: can you speak English for 2 f#cking seconds
GamerGuy: k
*2 seconds later*
*imitates shy guy again*
Eli: get this toadette outta here bro
Me: Ew ToAdEtTe Is On My ScReEn AhH gO aWaY
Eli: Ah ToAdEtTe MeTa Me PiCk ToAdEtTe
GamerGuy: can we respect Toadette and shy guy in peace for 2 godamn minutes
(playing Shy Guy Bazaar)
Eli: Lessgo Shy Guy Bazaar
Erik: bro you live in fkn canada
Eli: why should that take away from my damn opinion
Erik: cus youre Canadian you gotta be in da fkn snow
Eli: youre also a Canadian damnit
GamerGuy: isnt canada like the nice country?
1Yesterday at 03:13:54
When I am stuck in traffic, I always think of this
Robin Williams: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
1Yesterday at 03:41:37
“HEY DUDE CATCH- *explodes*”
Yesterday at 13:53:53
"Replace every cannibal in every analogue horror with Jonathan Davis and it instantly loses the fear factor"
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
Yesterday at 15:02:05
"Okay so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so I'll play throu-"
Yesterday at 15:06:11
i've come to make an anoccmunet shadow the hegdehog is a b****h a** mother f*****r he p*ssed on my f***ing wife. from snapcube
1Yesterday at 15:18:38
“It’s the worst job I’ve ever had. Well, except for one.” -Brian Griffin, Family Guy: (The) Video Game!
Yesterday at 16:55:27
"If I were invisible, could I see myself in a mirror?"
Yesterday at 17:54:15
I would rather have the table then the table with 50 mil cause I could sell that table for 50 and buy 2 more tables and sell those for 50 until I have the 50 mil