[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)

This is when we find out Kernell was already on the plane right?

Sorry, but it's too late to join cuz Invu closed the applications (if you didn't notice)

Once every MKPCian got on board, the pilot stood up from his seat and started speaking.

??? : Hi untalented people, I am your pilot, which means I will be conducting you to the archipelago where the competition takes place. Since you are 15, and that is an odd number (idk if I should precise this but you are all kinda stupid so...), there needs to be another competitor, and I will gladly (no) fulfill that role (I'm only doing this for the money). Anyways, buckle up your seats. You will be unable to get up during the flight as this is an old ass plane that I absolutely do not trust (and I advise you to do the same), so don't worry if the plane actually crashes, everyone I have met so far has made it out alive (albeit barely and with several physical sequels). With that being said, let's begin the flight.

Kernell sat down and the plane slowly took off. Then it shoot across the space like a rocket, which surprised many of the passengers.

T : ARGH!! THIS PLANE IS NOT SAFE!! GET ME OUT!!
Rua : I doubt you can just leave the plane when we're in the middle of space but okay
T : starts crying I'm so afraid... I want to go back home... why did I accept to get on board... I'm so stupid...
Rua : Oh my God can you stop having a breakdown, there is no point in bawling your fucking eyes out because you are afraid. Just wait, you haven't even seen one percent of what will happen next. Your behavior is a display of cowardice and foolishness. Now shut up.
MNL : These are very complicated words
Nudge : Or maybe you're just illiterate?
MNL : You're so rude you know that?
Nudge : Outspoken is a better term
MNL : Yeah whatever lol
WorldRecord : Is it normal that we're already getting closer to the ocean?
Cosmic : Technically, we have been getting closer to the ocean since this flight has begun. But we seem to be going down at an extremely fast speed, we might land soon-

As soon as Cosmic finished his sentence, the plane landed in the ocean, about 100 meters away from the archipelago.

T : ARGH!!! I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS PLANE!!
Twilight : Can you make up your mind omg, two minutes ago you desperately wanted to leave the plane and now you want to stay inside? Have fun sinking to the depths of the ocean I guess
Kernell : Nah, this plane floats at least. That's the one thing I can give it credit for. Now let's just swim to the shore
Nudge : Welp guess I'm exempted from this competition
Kernell : Jk, we have a small boat that can transport about 16 people. Get on board everyone.

Once everyone got on the boat, albeit in different moods (Fiery seemed happy (for once) while T was crying), Kernell started the engine, which made the boat practically fly above the water due to how fast it was. The boat ended up taking off like a plane and crashing into a palm tree nearby.

Fiery : Ow man, this was brutal
Pizza : So we have arrived on the archipelago... who is this man in the distance? He seems to be coming over to us...
Sanic : He's up to no good.
WorldRecord : I think he's just the host of this competition
Fiery : That'd make a lot of sense
Pizza : I don't trust him yet
Rua : Don't blame you, I really can't be asked to trust anybody aside from people I've already met and warmed up to.

The man they were talking about eventually arrived. He greeted everyone with a firm handshake and began introducing himself.

??? : Hello! I am the host of this competition. My name is Jake. It's a pleasure meeting you all. I will not waste time on useless introductions and I will guide you to your huts. The competition begins tomorrow morning.

While the MKPCians were walking to the huts, K and Cosmic were exchanging a few words.

K : That host seems nice. Too nice. He's definitively hiding something. I wouldn't trust him.
Cosmic : Me either, I sense something odd in his grin and his overall behavior. He could help us or break us depending on how much we trust him. I don't want to risk anything.
K : Me neither. This is too dangerous.

The Huts

Jake : So these are the common huts, in which you can do several things such as playing video games, cooking, and even exercising, because as you see, there is an indoor pool and a gym right next to it. he gets out, followed by the 16 MKPCians, and walks to another group of huts 10 meters away from the common ones. These are the dorm huts, in which you need to pair up to sleep together. That's about it. Have a nice night, and see you all tomorrow at 12PM!

He left the MKPCians there, without saying any more. Most of them were confused. Then Invu left, without saying anything.

Rua : Where are you going?
Invu : To the pool. I want to swim.
Rua : Okay. Take care, who knows what might be in there...
Glitched : Wait Invu, we should pair up before you leave

Invu walked back and nodded.

Nudge : Kernell I'm pairing up with you
Kernell : What if I don't want to
Nudge : I don't give a fuck
Kernell : Oh okay
WorldRecord : Glitched? How about pairing together?
Glitched : Sure, it's okay with me
Cosmic : You are the one I trust most, K. Shall we pair together?
K : Yeah, sure!
T : Pizza? Are you okay with pairing up?
Pizza : I care about the money so idrc, sure
MNL : Sanic, shall we pair together??
Sanic : Oh yeah man
Twilight : Scorchy? Are you okay with teaming up?
Scorchy : Yeah sure
Rua : Silley, would it be alright if we paired together?
Silley : Sure
Fiery : Lely, my man!
Invu : Only because I have no other choice... just kidding

After the pairs were formed, the competitors had a rather normal evening. Invu swam for about two hours, while others were playing video games, chatting, or listening to music. They had dinner and went to bed. This setting seemed quite nice... but is it really so? You will find that out in the next episode of...

bruh
why does that sound so much like me

that's basically exactly what I would say

Common Huts

6AM. Nuala was sitting on the sofa, reading a book written in Irish. She was deep in her thoughts until MNL burst in, falling to the ground and screaming. Surprised, her eyebrows raised, but that was all the attention she would give to the situation at hand, as her eyes were drawn back to the book she was reading.

MNL : Uhm hi, I'm in a bit of a hurry
Nuala : I think I figured that out.
MNL : Jeez, do you even care about what could be happening to me right now??
Nuala : I can't be asked to. Now let me resume my reading session.
MNL : Anyways, since you said you cared, I'm gonna tell you. I saw my roommate Sanic... SLEEPWALKING!
Nuala : That's what got you so worked up? Seriously, please grow a spine. Now leave me alone.
MNL : I'm too scared to go back to sleep... and I am scared of him now. Can we please switch roommates?
Nuala : Certainly not. Now please go away before I throw this damn book at your face.

MNL left, visibly mad. As he went outside, an extremely loud noise burst through his ears. He fell from the impact, the ground vibrating because of the intensity of the sound. The rest of the MKPCians got out of their huts, all panicked and clueless about what just happened.

Twilight : What the fuck was that noise?
Nudge : Did someone die? I hope it's Invu, please let it be Invu
Invu : I'm right next to you dumbass
Fiery : Man I'm seriously not in a good mood right now. This noise WOKE ME UP!!! I was dreaming of eating couscous with grapes... man this is gonna be a horrible day
Nudge : Sure sounds like an incredible dream
Fiery : Innit?
Nudge : That was sarcasm, but I doubt you know what that is
Fiery : Oh piss off
T : This doesn't tell us where that noise was coming from...
Twilight : That sounded like a bomb
Pizza : Which means something has probably been destroyed...
Sanic : Wait the guy from yesterday is coming
Jake : Hi! A volcanic eruption just occurred as you can see. It happens pretty much every morning, every 2 mornings if you're lucky. It serves as an alarm, albeit a bit noisy. I recommend buying noise cancelling headphones, because I don't really know what else could we do...
Fiery : Move us to another place in the archipelago??
Jake : It's so noisy you could hear it from any place on the archipel... so there's really no other solution than that. Besides, it efficiently wakes everyone up.
Glitched : Why would you host a competition on this archipelago then? Furthermore, the lava falling could be very dangerous
Jake : There is no lava and no ash, just a very loud explosion. It's all sound, no danger.
Scorchy : We are all gonna turn deaf by the end of the competition...
Jake : Anyways, we will let you 2 hours to eat breakfast and get prepared for the long day that's ahead. Make sure to be there! he said with a smile before leaving
Nudge : That is far enough time
WorldRecord : Yeah. Anyways, let's go eat!

Once the MKPCians arrived in the common huts, most sat around a table, partaking in a debate about whether milk or cereal should be put first in the bowl.

T : Duh. Obviously cereal.
Scorchy : What the hell are you saying... obviously you put milk first...
T : Agree to disagree?
Pizza : If you put cereal  after the milk, there's a chance it might overflow and spill all over the table
Glitched : That is... actually a good point!
Sanic : Whenever I put milk first, it makes my cereal too dry. I like mine soggy.
WorldRecord : Respectfully that sounds disgusting
T : Soggy cereal is disgusting???
Sanic : We can't all have good taste...

While this debate was ongoing in the kitchen, Invu had gone to the pool, to swim... again.

Silley : I wonder how you don't get tired of doing this over and over again
Invu : Great form of exercising, also I love water.
Silley : I can tell, well have fun I guess
Invu : Thanks! he said as he dived back into the water

On the first floor...

K : Silence feels much better. I really prefer to be on my own...
Cosmic : Hi, can I come here? It's much quieter than in the kitchen, and I already had breakfast anyways
K : of course, I was just thinking about how I love silence and being by myself
Cosmic : Oh if my presence interrupts anything I can find another place to go
K : Nah, you're a calm one. So your presence doesn't really bother me at all. I do quite enjoy it, in fact.
Cosmic : Same here

After a while, everyone finished breakfast. Both sides came to the conclusion that cereal should obviously be put before milk. They all headed to the place Jake told them to make haste for.

Shamrock Cliff

Jake : Hi and welcome to Shamrock Cliff! The reason the cliff is called so is that, well, shamrocks grow at the top of it. For some reason, there has always been a patch of shamrocks growing around here, and what you will do today is try to collect as much as possible, and bring them back to the table next to me. You will be in pairs for this challenge, same pairs as your dorm pairs. You can try to reach the top of the cliff however you wish. All of the required material is here, so you will be equipped and then ready to start.

As they were getting equipped, Nuala started talking to Invu.

Nuala : Ah... shamrocks. There used to be a lot in my hometown. They are typical Irish clovers. They remind me of my home... Sorry, I'm feeling quite nostalgic...
Invu : Nah, we all have something that brings us back to our childhood. In my hometown, there were a lot of tall yet thin pine trees. I remember their scent as if it was yesterday... but it was already five years ago. Anyways, enough daydreaming, and good luck!
Nuala : Good luck to you too!

Behind them were Nudge and Kernell, visibly trying to come up with a plan...

Nudge : Hey bitch, once I'll be up there, I will push Invu off the fucking cliff. Wait right here so that when this loser falls to the ground and dies, you can get all of his shamrocks. Alright?
Kernell : That's definitively a genius idea, you're very smart
Nudge : I know I know... Now let's start.

Jake : Get ready... set... and GO!!!

Will Nudge's plan actually succeed? Will Invu survive? Who will win? You'll find out in...

MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)

To be continued...

Cosmic and I getting paired up a lot lately XD

Shamrock Cliff

Once Jake had given the signal to begin climbing, all the pairs split up in different directions. While some decided to start climbing right away to gain as much time as possible, others wanted to find more strategical ways to reach the summit.

Cosmic : We should definitively try to find if there is a cavern that leads to the top. From here I can already see some holes and alcoves, which might be more convenient ways to get the shamrocks
K : I definitively think that's a great idea!

Both made their way to an alcove that seemed particularly big; big enough that both of them could fit in it.

Cosmic : This one seems great. Ready to enter?
K : Yeah. However I do think we should be careful. What if we slip into a hole and can't make our way back up?
Cosmic : You are right. Do you have a source of light with you? If we can't see where we're going it's gonna be highly inconvenient
K : Hmm, not sure... looks for a flashlight in both of his pockets, but doesn't find anything no, I don't...
Cosmic : Do you perhaps have... a lighter then?
K : Yes, I actually do. Here gives it to Cosmic
Cosmic : Perfect, hope this'll do...

K and Cosmic entered the cavern. After quite a while, they had to crouch to be able to pursue walking. Unfortunately for them, they arrived at a dead end.

Cosmic : This is not good, at all. Isn't there a way to continue walking? We have lost way too much time to get back now, we have to come up with a plan B.
K : There really doesn't seem to be any sort of passage here. I do have an idea, but it's quite foul.
Cosmic : What would it be? We really need to come up with something right now.
K : Ok, hear me out...

As K was dictating his plan to Cosmic, most MKPCians had reached the top of the cliff and were collecting shamrocks. WorldRecord and Scorchy were fighting over one remaining shamrock, while others were starting to look for a way to get back down.

WorldRecord : Get away from me! I'm certainly not going to give it to you, are you cuckoo?
Scorchy : One thing about me is, I never back down, so you should really give that shamrock to me because I am not going to leave you alone.

Twilight, who held the rest of the shamrocks that their team gathered, looked exasperated at his teammate's behavior, and called out for him.

Twilight : Scorchy! It's one shamrock, let it go already. Come here and let's get back down.
Scorchy : Don't you know that I never give up?
Twilight : Well in this case it's not a sign of weakness, just common sense... let the shamrock go! Why would he let you have it? You're wasting time now, c'mon.

Scorchy : I AM NOT GONNA LET THIS SHAMROCK GO!!! ARGH!!!! Scorchy then proceeded to jump on WorldRecord and started hitting the latter. He ended up grabbing the shamrock forcefully, but it torn apart. Twilight facepalmed, and, having enough of whatever was happening, decided to leave his mate alone as he got back down safely with the shamrocks.

WorldRecord : God you're SO annoying, now none of us can get the shamrock. It's reduced to nothing now. You are a stubborn and immature idiot, even your mate was exasperated and he left. Fucking grow up, you're ridiculous. Leave me alone and go away.
Scorchy : All I wanted to do is try my best for my team...
WorldRecord : IT'S ONE SINGLE SHAMROCK! ONE!!! AND NOW IT'S BEEN REDUCED TO ZERO!!
Scorchy : Yes, but if scores end up being close, one shamrock can matter. And even if we don't have it, you don't have it either! I'm not that stupid, I think what I did makes sense.
WorldRecord : Whatever. Go the fuck away. I don't want to pursue this conversation any further. Go. Get out of my sight.

Taken aback by the agressivity, Scorchy went away crying. He started to get back down and try to catch up with Twilight. In the meanwhile...

Nudge : Hi Invu
Invu : Don't even. I know what you're up to.
Nudge : But can you stop me from doing it? I don't think so.
Invu : Nudge, there's actual security. Pushing me now that we're getting back down won't get you anywhere.
Nudge : Who said I was going to be pushing you? After saying that, Nudgy pulled out a knife, and, before Invu could react, he violently cut the security rope that prevented Invu from falling back down. Full of shock and fear, Invu screamed, now in freefall. He tried to grasp onto rocks but with the speed that he gathered, he could not grab anything. However, he never let go of the shamrocks while falling. As he thought it was the end and closed his eyes, he suddenly felt water entering his throat. He almost choked, and tried to open his eyes; he was surrounded by a blur. He then realized he had fallen in water, got back up, and laid down on the grass. Fiery, who had just finished getting back down, screamed in relief, seeing Invu laying down on the border of the lake.

Fiery : INVU?? WHAT HAPPENED??

But as Fiery said that, Invu started to get dizzy, and fell backwards. He had lost consciousness.

Fiery : INVU??? INVU WAKE UP!!! PLEASE!!!

Kernell walked to the lake, visibly amused and disappointed at the situation.

Kernell : Aw man, why did he had to fall into a lake... that's unfortunate
Fiery : RIGHT!!! I KNOW IT IS!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!
Kernell : Hmm. chuckles I don't think we mean the same thing...
Fiery : Huh?
Kernell : Let me just... with a dark grin, Kernell snatched the shamrocks from Invu's hand, and ran away.
Fiery : NO!!! YOU DAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Fiery only cried out, not wanting to leave Invu alone in this state. Kernell was laughing, overjoyed that Nudge's plan had worked. He was so focused on celebrating that he tripped on a rock. He didn't remember seeing it; but he understood when he saw K's face, painted with the same grin that his own face had worn a few seconds earlier

K : We can be two to play this game. he said as he snatched Kernell's shamrocks and laid them down on the table.

Once everybody had come back to the table, including Fiery with Invu's unconscious body, Jake congratulated everyone.

Jake : I see some of you have used foul methods to win... and some others were incapacitated during this challenge! But unfortunately for some of you guys, there were no specific rules regarding that, so let me announce the results.

1. K & Cosmic - 52 shamrocks
2. Nuala & Silley - 48 shamrocks
3. Scorchy & Twilight - 36 shamrocks
4. WorldRecord & Glitched - 35 shamrocks
5. T & Pizza - 12 shamrocks
6. MNL & Sanic - 3 shamrocks
7. Nudge & Kernell - 0 shamrocks
8. Invu & Fiery - 0 shamrocks

Cosmic : We actually won! Your plan worked!
K : Oh well I'm really happy that what I came up with saved our team, honestly I didn't expect to win this challenge!
Kernell : You don't even play fair smh
Nuala : You are SO hypocritical you make me want to laugh. You tried to do the same thing. You failed at your own shitty game. Don't you DARE act like the victim here.
Kernell : Maybe if you weren't so dumb you would know that we actually collected shamrocks before stealing Invu's and Fiery's. Unlike Cosmic and K who had NO shamrocks until they got ours.
Nuala : Oh my God, if you want to nitpick about who did the worst thing moral wise in this challenge,
may I remind you that you almost killed Invu, and still managed to get him unconscious. Cosmic and K did NOT do that. You should be ashamed of yourself. Fiery and Invu are the ones who should be complaining.
Nudge : This is a competition. If it's not stated in the rules that we can't do a certain thing, then don't expect us to let such opportunity go. However Kernell, you're seriously a loser, and maybe if you watched where you were going, we wouldn't have had our shamrocks stolen.
T : Of course, yours... even though you stole an enormous quantity from another team, yes it's yours... tssk.
Nudge : Can you mind your own fucking business? Nobody asked you to speak, this is not about you.
T : You are rude and what you did was morally unforgivable. Over a COMPETITION? I thought we could trust each other. Wasn't he your friend??
Nudge : It's not your business, and second, he didn't even DIE, so what the hell are you crying about??
T : You literally INTENDED for him to die!
Kernell : Mind your own fucking business!
Pizza : He has the right to express his opinion on the situation, who are you to deny him that lol
Nudge : Stupid ass kid obsessed by money thinks he's gonna give me a lesson. Here we go.
Pizza : OBSESSED ABOUT MONEY? At least I don't attempt murder.
Nudge : That's your only argument. You're a broken record.
Pizza : Might be the only one, but it still stands and is strong enough.
Twilight : Agreed. Honestly, there's no getting away with this one.
Nudge : I don't give a damn fuck if you don't forgive me. I get to keep competing. You all can go fuck yourselves, because your words have no impact on me at the end of the day
Sanic : Okay but when everyone is going against you here, maybe you should question yourself and consider the fact you might be in the wrong
Nudge : "Everyone" and it's a bunch of immature kids who don't know shit about life and about me. I wouldn't really base my opinion on that
Nuala : The fact that on top of doing this, you think you're in the right? It's laughable to me. Outright pathetical. You make a fool out of yourself.
Kernell : The fact you think using big words makes you look smarter
Sanic : It's not very complicated vocabulary though...
MNL : It kinda is!
Sanic : Clearly not but whatever...
MNL : can we go eat dinner I'm hungry
Glitched : Can you read the room? This is not the time for that.
WorldRecord : We could all bring up how we personnally feel. We would have been above Scorchy and Twilight if that dumbass didn't tear out shamrock apart...
Scorchy : Don't call me names! Beside, I made my team win!
Glitched : Not the time for that, just as I said like two seconds ago...
WorldRecord : Well if we have to argue, at least let's tell each other what we think! Or else problems will never fix!
Silley : Okay but there is a time and a place to do that and now is certainly not the appropriate context for you to do that
Nuala : Agreed, it's very insensitive on your part
Kernell : Can we please stop omg this is giving me a headache
Fiery : THE AUDACITY TO SAY THIS AFTER YOU STARTED IT!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! MY MATE IS UNCONSCIOUS NOW, DO YOU EVER FEEL BAD??
Kernell : If I tell you I do will you leave me alone
Fiery : You know what, get out. Get out of my fucking sight or I'm going to fucking hit you.
Kernell : Oh no, I'm so scared!
Silley : Friendly advice : get the hell out of there
Fiery : YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I FEEL TO SAD TO ENGAGE IN A FIGHT. NOW GET OUT!!!
Kernell : Make me.

These are the words that completely triggered Fiery. He jumped at Kernell, and started repeatedly punching him in the face. Kernell tried to defend himself but Fiery's rage was too strong, as he kept hitting Kernell over and over again. The other MKPCians just stayed there, clueless as to what to do now, and Jake left, visibly embarrassed and ashamed.

Silley : Man I warned him, not sure what else we could have done to prevent this from happening. Well I certainly do not want to engage
Nudge : Imagine beating the hell out of somebody over something so minor... I can't relate
Glitched : You were granted with the ability to just not say anything sometimes, please consider using it
Silley : Oh no this is not happening again I'm leaving withdraws herself from the situation
T : Such brutality... and to think everything was fine before this round...
Sanic : Well I certainly do not take any responsibility here
Pizza : Man Fiery should stop, I think Kernell understood by now
WorldRecord : Indeed, there is no need to drag it out
MNL : So who's volunteering to make Fiery stop
Nuala : shrugs You reap what you sow. Kernell deserved this. I am not interfering in what I consider to be justice.
Nudge : For someone who's trying to teach other people lessons, I find you to be quite lacking of common sense right now. You stick to your principles without considering the situation at hand. Isn't that close mindedness?
MNL : CAN'T EVERYONE USE NORMAL VOCABULARY
Glitched : It's not very complicated...

Finally, the fight between Fiery and Kernell finished. Kernell had many bruises, while Fiery still looked angry. Both left without further explanation, and so did the rest.

Except for Nuala.

Nuala : Hey Invu... can you hear me? Invu...?
Silley : He's not dead, because you can still see his chest go up and down, so he's still breathing. But it might take time for him to recover. I don't know what led him to lose consciousness, water in his lungs? Probably the shock too... damn I hope he's gonna do fine.
Nuala : I sure do too...

MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
To be continued...

Best episode yet, loved it

Chaotic episode, loved it

aww man


pizza, you are better than this dude
5th...

i mean me and lely got 8th because of nudge and kernell being huge dicks

This is what happens when you are being dicks to people who are not having it