[Fanfic] The Poofie World
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-01-16 at 15:21:45
Episode 2
Wayne: And that's why cheeseburger and jelly sandwiches are banned in the state of Massachusetts!
Liza: Very great story, Wayne!
Luma-BUP: I just have 1 question. How did the fart spray controll the effect on the moon to make the person who lived in Massachusetts create the cheeseburger and jelly sandwich?
Wayne: That's a story for another time.
PM: Well we finally made it to the Poofie village!
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
PM: Ok, everyone! This is my house!
He points to a house just about the size of the others with a sign that says "PM" above the door.
Maker: That's a small house...
Nommanic: Who CARES?! I need a roof! LET ME IN!!!
Nommanic rushes strait to the door, but as he's about to barge in, he crashes into the door. It would not open for him.
PM: It's locked.
Nommanic: Yeah, that makes since.
Poofie Master opens the door. It was much bigger inside!
Opulent & Donna: I CALL THE COUCH!
They rush to the couch and fight over the remote.
Xzeezy101: Ok... Well where are we sleeping?
PM: Hmm... There are not enough rooms or couches for all of us... Some of us will have to share rooms.
Wayne: WHAT???!!!!
To be continued...
Wayne: And that's why cheeseburger and jelly sandwiches are banned in the state of Massachusetts!
Liza: Very great story, Wayne!
Luma-BUP: I just have 1 question. How did the fart spray controll the effect on the moon to make the person who lived in Massachusetts create the cheeseburger and jelly sandwich?
Wayne: That's a story for another time.
PM: Well we finally made it to the Poofie village!
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
PM: Ok, everyone! This is my house!
He points to a house just about the size of the others with a sign that says "PM" above the door.
Maker: That's a small house...
Nommanic: Who CARES?! I need a roof! LET ME IN!!!
Nommanic rushes strait to the door, but as he's about to barge in, he crashes into the door. It would not open for him.
PM: It's locked.
Nommanic: Yeah, that makes since.
Poofie Master opens the door. It was much bigger inside!
Opulent & Donna: I CALL THE COUCH!
They rush to the couch and fight over the remote.
Xzeezy101: Ok... Well where are we sleeping?
PM: Hmm... There are not enough rooms or couches for all of us... Some of us will have to share rooms.
Wayne: WHAT???!!!!
To be continued...
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On 2026-01-16 at 23:39:39
Episode 2
Wayne: And that's why cheeseburger and jelly sandwiches are banned in the state of Massachusetts!
Liza: Very great story, Wayne!
Luma-BUP: I just have 1 question. How did the fart spray controll the effect on the moon to make the person who lived in Massachusetts create the cheeseburger and jelly sandwich?
Wayne: That's a story for another time.
PM: Well we finally made it to the Poofie village!
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
PM: Ok, everyone! This is my house!
He points to a house just about the size of the others with a sign that says "PM" above the door.
Maker: That's a small house...
Nommanic: Who CARES?! I need a roof! LET ME IN!!!
Nommanic rushes strait to the door, but as he's about to barge in, he crashes into the door. It would not open for him.
PM: It's locked.
Nommanic: Yeah, that makes since.
Poofie Master opens the door. It was much bigger inside!
Opulent & Donna: I CALL THE COUCH!
They rush to the couch and fight over the remote.
Xzeezy101: Ok... Well where are we sleeping?
PM: Hmm... There are not enough rooms or couches for all of us... Some of us will have to share rooms.
Wayne: WHAT???!!!!
To be continued...
Wayne: And that's why cheeseburger and jelly sandwiches are banned in the state of Massachusetts!
Liza: Very great story, Wayne!
Luma-BUP: I just have 1 question. How did the fart spray controll the effect on the moon to make the person who lived in Massachusetts create the cheeseburger and jelly sandwich?
Wayne: That's a story for another time.
PM: Well we finally made it to the Poofie village!
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
PM: Ok, everyone! This is my house!
He points to a house just about the size of the others with a sign that says "PM" above the door.
Maker: That's a small house...
Nommanic: Who CARES?! I need a roof! LET ME IN!!!
Nommanic rushes strait to the door, but as he's about to barge in, he crashes into the door. It would not open for him.
PM: It's locked.
Nommanic: Yeah, that makes since.
Poofie Master opens the door. It was much bigger inside!
Opulent & Donna: I CALL THE COUCH!
They rush to the couch and fight over the remote.
Xzeezy101: Ok... Well where are we sleeping?
PM: Hmm... There are not enough rooms or couches for all of us... Some of us will have to share rooms.
Wayne: WHAT???!!!!
To be continued...
I'm excited to see how this goes. I've seen similar stuff in HTWAR.
with Iam
Iam: Why is Yoshi calling me? Whatever *answers* You want me to come to a sleepover? Alright why not! Im coming there right now
Limey: Sleepover? Yeah!
Sebastian: Wait you guys I could bring some food and games, I only have a Wii so we can play some Mario Kart!!!
OCM: Wait do we have to bring beds or somethin'?
Joshy: No worries we have enough beds for everyone, well that is, unless you want to share.
everyone groans in disgust
August: Well i'd love to share a bed with Limey!! OMG!!! *blushing*
car goes quiet
Iam: Why is Yoshi calling me? Whatever *answers* You want me to come to a sleepover? Alright why not! Im coming there right now
Limey: Sleepover? Yeah!
Sebastian: Wait you guys I could bring some food and games, I only have a Wii so we can play some Mario Kart!!!
OCM: Wait do we have to bring beds or somethin'?
Joshy: No worries we have enough beds for everyone, well that is, unless you want to share.
everyone groans in disgust
August: Well i'd love to share a bed with Limey!! OMG!!! *blushing*
car goes quiet
(Jay wrote that.)
By the way, I wasn't asking you to draw my characters, but still a pretty cool idea (the drawing, that is.)
Also, this is Nommanic's hat:
Also, one part is inaccurate. Nommanic has been somewhat nomadic when he was about 14 to 18 years old, and 6 to 11 years old. He's 25 now, btw. Opulent's 28. It's not like Nommanic NEEDS a roof.
Nommanic: Oh, well I guess I could add more rooms... (I used to Minceraft.)
PM: Um, no. The more rooms, the more tax I have to pay...
Nommanic: Wait, why can't we just go back through the Poofie Portal?
PM: [insert reason here]
Yesterday at 16:13:00
Episode 3
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Yesterday at 16:29:05
I didn't expect an episode at all, but I'm kinda glad this fanfic isn't as dead as I thought.
Yesterday at 17:11:10
Episode 3
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You didn't use any custom colours? Nommanic's is #0080ff and Opulent's is #00c0ff. I may have forgotten to add them to my submission.
Oh, and you mentioned they have to share a room? (Sleepover Mayhem intensifies) I'm kinda anxious to see how this would turn out...