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New Friends but Worse
By Dan Dingle
(starts at 10:29)


[Verse 1 - Yoda]
happy to have made new friends I am
cooking up these lines in my fry-ing pan
right now, me feel a force in the disturbance
but how!?!?
tension's rising to the surface!

have I bad feeling about this, I do
medorahumbe!
oh ro!
is that the mystery crew?

concern yoda has, (aah!)
this doesn't help dentistry degree.....!
concerned yoda is,
we about to be history!

[Verse 2 - Doofenshmirtz]
Hey, everyone! what the hell's wrong with Yoda?
maybe I can fix hiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmm
with my Yoda-inator!
WAIT, what's that sound?
see ya' later, alligator.

(uuuhhh... DAMNIT!)

[Verse 3 - Walt Disney]
It's Walt Disney, to audiences I pander...
oh SHIT! is that motherfuckin...
(Homelander?)
Oh wuuhh!

shawsty, and my only voldemort
(HEY!)
(Ho!)
Honey Harvey, I don't see him
aaaaaaaaaaa-OH-OH-OH-OH
(clicking)
MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!
(hey..! oh..!)
(GREAT to SEE YA'!)
(REH GOLD...)

[Verse 4 - Homelander]
look at that prick, in his little purple- SO WEEGEE IF YOU PRAYERMEN I.T.
(hey!)

[Verse 5 - Joker]
a shouter he piped up, she said "no but shut", yep, peak a no rush worse, stay
(HAAUGH HUH)
(ACHOO)
you think you wouldn't miss?
pucker up son, lemme give you a kiss.
it's hefty mama so! gets LASEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDD...!

[Verse 6 - Homelander]
thanks for the kiss, but that shit ain't gonna save you...
now you're dead like the rest of your crew...
HOMELANDER LASERS THE OTHERS, EVERYBODY IS NOW DEAD! SORRY AUDIENCE!