(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
67935 pts ★ Titan
12508 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-10-16 at 01:59:45
Wish granted, but then another person will raid MKPC!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!Wish granted, but you are unable to play the original versions once you're done, leaving you with only the hard Kaizo games to replay over and over again
to Bowser and global warming stops. I do not wish to spend the next summer hiding in the shade because it's 40+ degrees outsideWish Granted, but global freezing starts, dooming the world to a forever winter on every continent and dropping the temperature to -40 degrees and less.
to Bowser to get everything I asked for my birthday in 2 weeks.they're all crappily made and WILL break from even the slightest of touches
to bowser and i get the ability to teleportWish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser and in exchange, I'll be able to shape-shift into other animals!Wish granted, but you cannot shape shift back to human!
to Bowser and I get reasonable deadlines for homework + a mate that actually helps instead of letting me do all the work myself while not even learning his part for the presentationWish granted, but the student who works with you has the flu and you get it from them.
to Bowser, and I get a book and anything I write in it happens irl.On 2026-10-16 at 10:47:32
Wish granted, but then another person will raid MKPC!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!Wish granted, but you are unable to play the original versions once you're done, leaving you with only the hard Kaizo games to replay over and over again
to Bowser and global warming stops. I do not wish to spend the next summer hiding in the shade because it's 40+ degrees outsideWish Granted, but global freezing starts, dooming the world to a forever winter on every continent and dropping the temperature to -40 degrees and less.
to Bowser to get everything I asked for my birthday in 2 weeks.they're all crappily made and WILL break from even the slightest of touches
to bowser and i get the ability to teleportWish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser and in exchange, I'll be able to shape-shift into other animals!Wish granted, but you cannot shape shift back to human!
to Bowser and I get reasonable deadlines for homework + a mate that actually helps instead of letting me do all the work myself while not even learning his part for the presentationWish granted, but the student who works with you has the flu and you get it from them.
to Bowser, and I get a book and anything I write in it happens irl.Vœu exaucé mais il ne possèdera que 2 pages.
Je donne une vie à Bowser, mais je veux un nouveau DLC Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
On 2026-10-16 at 18:37:10
Vœu exaucé mais il ne possèdera que 2 pages.
Je donne une vie à Bowser, mais je veux un nouveau DLC Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Je donne une vie à Bowser, mais je veux un nouveau DLC Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Wish granted, but it only contains the WORST tracks in the series.
to Bowser and I become the best RD'erOn 2026-10-16 at 18:56:49
Vœu exaucé mais il ne possèdera que 2 pages.
Je donne une vie à Bowser, mais je veux un nouveau DLC Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Je donne une vie à Bowser, mais je veux un nouveau DLC Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Wish granted, but it only contains the WORST tracks in the series.
to Bowser and I become the best RD'erGranted, but everyone starts no skill bagging against you and always win.
I give a life to Bowser and in exchange everyone won't break any rules anymore (no changing of rules)
On 2026-10-16 at 19:33:11
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
On 2026-10-16 at 20:05:15
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIOn 2026-10-16 at 22:17:24
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)On 2026-10-16 at 22:24:45
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)Wish granted, but... there's mercury contamination in all of the oceans
to Bowser and I sleep like a cat every night because... I like sleeping like a cat and I never actually end up doing so lol
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1On 2026-10-16 at 23:05:41
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)Wish granted, but... there's mercury contamination in all of the oceans
to Bowser and I sleep like a cat every night because... I like sleeping like a cat and I never actually end up doing so lolWish granted, but you are only able to sleep like this two hours per night, before inevitably waking up and having to sleep normally
to Bowser and my passion for track making is restored1On 2026-10-16 at 23:19:32
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)Wish granted, but... there's mercury contamination in all of the oceans
to Bowser and I sleep like a cat every night because... I like sleeping like a cat and I never actually end up doing so lolWish granted, but you are only able to sleep like this two hours per night, before inevitably waking up and having to sleep normally
to Bowser and my passion for track making is restored(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
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1On 2026-10-16 at 23:54:17
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterOn 2026-10-16 at 23:57:50
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Yesterday at 00:09:16
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosYesterday at 02:37:42
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like 67, Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.
11Yesterday at 02:45:05
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.Wish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite o- hey wait, this seems familiar... Eh, probably nothing. As I was saying, you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser, and in return, I make an object show that'll become popular!Yesterday at 03:06:28
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.Wish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite o- hey wait, this seems familiar... Eh, probably nothing. As I was saying, you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser, and in return, I make an object show that'll become popular!Wish granted, but all other shows cease to exist, forcing everyone to blame YOUR show.
to Bowser. That's it. We're chill. I AM a Koopa, after all (idk why Bowser ruined all my other wishes but whatever)Yesterday at 03:48:21
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themYesterday at 04:18:40
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's locations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Yesterday at 04:30:25
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's locations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Wish Granted, but that's the only restaurant in the area for the rest of your life.
to Bowser to not have my stomach hurt when I wake up really early.Yesterday at 05:20:56
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's locations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Wish Granted, but that's the only restaurant in the area for the rest of your life.
to Bowser to not have my stomach hurt when I wake up really early.Granted. Now your stomach hurts any other time.
to Bowser and I become the best at math among my class