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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-10-20 at 00:09:22
Don't hide your subtle truths!
On 2025-04-09 at 02:10:27
I am Alpharius.
2
2What's the weirdest dream you've had?
On 2024-01-09 at 01:10:24
I had a pretty weird zombie apocalypse dream once. My family was trying to escape and I watched them die. I only really remember knowing I wasn't gonna live and then I woke up. Creepy.
Also a dream where I was in an arena fighting Mario and some old age of wonders characters.
Also a dream where I was in an arena fighting Mario and some old age of wonders characters.
How Did You Find Mario Kart PC?
On 2025-01-10 at 04:21:29
Literally searched "MarioKart PC" lmao. Had no idea it actually existed.
Jokes
On 2025-06-29 at 22:48:21
I got so drunk last night I had to take the bus home. That might not sound like much, but I've never driven a bus before
1
MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
On 2025-04-21 at 20:01:44
Bilocation item
Creates a second character for you to control. It's controls are randomly placed across the keyboard and the amount of points you get at the end of the race are based on the number of points you and your doppelganger got divided by 2.
Creates a second character for you to control. It's controls are randomly placed across the keyboard and the amount of points you get at the end of the race are based on the number of points you and your doppelganger got divided by 2.
1On 2025-04-21 at 00:19:32
Just in case it hasn't been mentioned 85646836835828794 times-
More tracks in the main game!
More tracks in the main game!
1Chuck Norris Topic
On 2025-05-30 at 01:39:45
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
1On 2025-04-30 at 02:44:59
Love that 'un
2On 2025-04-28 at 23:49:51
K last one from me for today
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
On 2025-04-28 at 23:45:09
When Chuck Norris slices onions...
The onions cry.
The onions cry.
On 2025-04-28 at 23:40:27
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on.
He turns the dark off.
He turns the dark off.
On 2025-04-28 at 19:02:50
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
On 2025-04-26 at 20:13:58
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
On 2025-04-19 at 19:29:10
Chuck Norris and Superman had a wrestling match. The loser had to wear pajamas the rest of his life.
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2025-04-20 at 20:53:46
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
The heavy flamer?
Bring it 🔥🔥🔥
On 2025-04-20 at 17:15:21
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
On 2025-03-22 at 19:38:24
Feels like I'm running in place
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
On 2024-07-05 at 08:21:59
This one's nice. Guess I was in the mood today 
Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along