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There is a limit to what can be sent, like you obviously can't send real gore or rule34 or whatever, but thankfully from what I've seen the community doesn't do this much, or if at all

Discord is 13+, hence why there's older members, so I think it's a good thing you can say what you want without restrictions

The name of this topic sounds like one of those clickbait apology cancel culture YouTube videos and the use of the 'shit' word and the 'fuck' word is really offensive and hurt my feelings

OKAY, ACTUALLY BEING FOR REAL NOW

I think the message counter on MKPC's forums is not actually a bad thing, as it does show that a user has been active on the forums and it's like a nice accolade to have. However, it does prove to be bad for the forums when people try abuse this to get the funny number to go up. I have a few suggestions to make.

1. Remove The Message Leaderboard

I think this is the #1 reason there is so much forum slop. This leaderboard is pointless anyways and it encourages people to say a bunch of useless stuff so they can gain message count. This is the thing that mostly fuels 'competitive talking'.

2. An Actual Report System

This part isn't meant to complain or anything, but I think a good way to remove the forum slop from report topics is by having an entirely separate section on the site for reports, that does not use the forums. On this page, the user is able to report people by mentioning them with @, sending a link to their profile etc. (similar to how the challenge moderation pages work where we enter a username, should we feel the need to temp ban someone). Then the user should include a reason alongside any evidence the user has.

The text boxes will work exactly like how they do on forums, but it's not actually a forum post so therefore it will not be mixed in with forum slop. Mods and admins will be able to get their own extra page where they can see these reports.

3. Do Not Increase The Message Count Number On Official Topics

This does exactly what it says in the title, and again give people less incentive to use the forums.

Conclusion

These changes will hopefully make the site less forum sloppy by removing the incentive to send useless messages. And whilst I'm here typing this whole message, I may as well just also add on:

I fucking love cheeseburgers bro

Hello fellow MKPC players!

My name is Hazel, I am a Challenge Validator on MKPC and have been on this site for just over 3 years now. I decided to create this topic as an add-on to @BowserJr03's recent forum topic on how the messaging system is being abused and the slop that is being pushed to the forum as a result of it. I highly recommend you check it out as we would all want to improve MKPC as a whole and make an even better experience for 2026.


- I want to keep this as a separate topic, as this is more about the several challenge related things you can do to PLAY the game, rather than the forum slop issue.

- I'm covering challenges because I'm lazy and I can't be bothered getting unbanned from Wikipedia, writing an entire Wikipedia page about this and it takes 5 days to read.

- I will not cover the obvious online mode for VS Race, Battle and the hidden online Time Trials, because sometimes these are pretty inactive. And when they do have people, it's never a full lobby.

- Hopefully this can help you truly see the beauty of this currently 16 year old site.

- I know this is hypocritical of me because I've been more active on forums rather than in-game, alongside not being active in general recently but like MY COMPUTER SCIENCE EXAM IS TOMORROW MORNING so yeah that's why - wish me luck chat



In the following sections, I will list a bunch of stuff you could do in this game, whenever you're bored or looking for new content to try, this game is absolutely full of gems.

A Bunch Of Suggestions

A lot of people who are on the forums may have played the full main campaign of 56 base MKPC tracks, maybe having gold trophy on each one or whatever, thinking this is the end of the game. Or maybe they played a few Top Rated custom tracks and called it quits.

This game has an entire fucking mission mode!

Sometimes there will be some absolutely sudden infant death syndrome challenges that is like really low quality, but there are quite a lot of hidden gems in the Challenges mode. This is a good way to increase your skill and just have a bit of fun with custom tracks. If you're a competitive player, you could go for the Challenges Leaderboard! Where harder challenges give more points.

For the experienced players, there's also the MKPC's Hardest Challenges List, which is still in the works, but you can search it in the forums, and it contains the 3 hardest challenges in each aspect of the game (in my opinion). Beating any of these challenges is a feat not many can do and it's a true testament of skill or whatever inspirational message here.

Every December, we have the MKPC Advent Calendar. This is where a new challenge is revealed every day up to and including Christmas Eve on the 24th. You get DOUBLE the amount of challenge points and you also get cool titles for your profile that can be very rare depending on how well you do.

For example, I was one of the 9 people to get Winter Prodigy for Advent Calendar 2025, as the final challenge was a really tricky puzzle challenge rated Impossible, thanks to the help of @Nodacyclone64 and @Kernell who sat with me - we solved the puzzle together.

Additionally, starting potentially 2027 because it's a bit too late now, I will likely be hosting my own event called MKPC 365. This event will feature 1 challenge for every day of the year with difficulties ranging from Easy all the way to Impossible. If you would be interested in that



If you have anything you'd like to add on, questions or suggestions, reply below! Please keep it related to this topic, or playing the game in general, so we avoid forum slop. Bye

You know how when you read a book and you hear a voice in your head saying the words? How do they get the sound from the words of the book from the book into your head?

Add gliders to Mario Kart PC

Except it's not easy to code whatsoever! To even add drifting you've got to at least consider:

- Understand the spaghetti code that makes up this game, the messier the code means that it will be harder to implement stuff
- Allow CPUs to initiate a drift
- Allow CPUs to end a drift
- Adjust the end drift timings to mini or super mini turbos
- Find out the appropriate time for a CPU to drift on any given track
- Find an appropriate time for a CPU to stop drifting on any given track
- You would have to animate this too
- Have the CPU still follow the same path so it doesn't fly off the track
- Allow CPUs to do all of this ONLY on certain difficulties

I'm not even sure Nintendo themselves have drifting CPUs

Nintendo is a very evil company but we buy their games and consoles because they are very fun to play, they need exclusives in order to survive as a company

Hot take the forum isn't actually as bad as people say it is

Try to get a fast time on Koopa Beach 2 you will understand why we hate it

Can really hard challenges count?
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=204730

Hazelnuts

Confirmed Nitro Track: Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum
Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum has just started with development. This will be earlier in the multicup, maybe 1st or 2nd nitro cup. Extra info is given below.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum Info
This track will be held in the penultimate track or the final track inside the Mushroom Cup or the Flower Cup, maybe the Mushroom Cup as it will feel like you are on mushrooms while playing it.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum is a biology themed track taking place in an unknown realm as you explore the track and discover the little things of what makes up cells etc.

There will be a few unique challenges that this track, one of which will have an UNLOCKABLE CHARACTER!! Not everything in this tower is based on the Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum itself, but it is a funky name so I am naming it that.



Colour Palette
The colours may include but are not limited to:


Music
This is the possible music for the track:


That's It For Current Plans
Lemme know if you would like to suggest anything!

A poll was held and I have changed my mind.

YES!!

There will be retro tracks in this multi-cup, coming from different racing games! (yes, not just Mario Kart)

That would be cool! I'm sure we can like form a team of Staff Ghost creators like we did for CTGP-PC Deluxe, it will be easier to manage because there will only be 32 tracks instead of 160

Yeah! You can like go crazy on Champion's Road if you'd like

Champion's Road Plans Update
Champion's Road is not started yet, but I might make it first since it is the first track that is on my mind right now. Extra information is given below.

Champion's Road Info
This track will be the final track of the Special Cup or the Lightning Cup (idk which yet), serving as the grand finale of the multi-cup. Rainbow Road is cool yeah, but it is overused a lot, so I'd like to create an even grander finale.

Champion's Road will take place at night and feature glowing lights across a lengthy (and difficult) track. It will also have some of the hardest challenges in Hazel Kart PC, with both Staff Ghost challenges intending to have the Impossible rating, only the best of the best will be able to complete them. Although anyone who held an MKPC 150cc World Record may find it okay.

Colour Palette
The colours may include but are not limited to:


Music
I now have a better song for Champion's Road, although this could be subject to change.



That's It For Current Plans
If you have any suggestions, please list them down below, I am open to all feedback!

I'm not sure about golden characters because you can literally just search them up and there's like 5+ clones. However dw there will be multiple night tracks.

★ Hazel Kart PC Plans ★

Please note this is still not fully planned yet, but I do have a few track and challenge ideas

★ A Few Tracks ★

- Sakura Springs
- Tiki Skyline
- Pirate Cove
- The Starlit Archives
- Champion's Road

★ Some Challenges ★

Pirate Cove - There could be an area where you use bombs to try blow up moving ships, needing to snipe them.

Secrets of The Starlit Archives - There will be a library where you can learn about famous players and events in MKPC and try solve the puzzle.

Music:

Champion's Road - There will of course be 2 Time Trial challenges, designed to be within some of the hardest challenges you will find on MKPC, alongside a really difficult secret route

Possible Music:
Music For When You Win:

The focus will mainly be on nitro tracks