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14627 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-04-01 at 22:34:25
IT'S NO LONGER MARCH 31ST STOP BEING TRANS /j
Ban Lely
On 2024-03-31 at 20:26:29
It's literally a joke
Yeah but it's as cringe as the vegan teacher
Veganism doesn't exist
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1On 2024-03-31 at 17:59:04
Swear to god if I see another topic like this that isn’t made by Pixel and is instead made by a forum kid, I’m gonna lose my bloody mind
Nah 2 are enough. Even if another one is made by Pixel it won't even be funny anymore
Understood, I think it's best if I lock both of my topics
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2On 2024-03-31 at 16:47:41
guys
i think he just doesnt know how to reverse drift..
i think he just doesnt know how to reverse drift..
No, they have just seen my Ban (Player) topic(s) and copied the joke. I believe we're only seeing them in a negative light as this appears to be one of their first impressions.
On 2024-03-31 at 13:59:03
Oh my gosh lely should be banned and heres whyyyyy
1. Shes too good at the game OH NOOOOOOOO
2. She is the defintion of forum kid with like a billion messages OH MY GAWWWWSSSSSH
3. She is to sassy for my life OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
1. Shes too good at the game OH NOOOOOOOO
2. She is the defintion of forum kid with like a billion messages OH MY GAWWWWSSSSSH
3. She is to sassy for my life OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
If it really pisses you off that much then use the Report Topic or contact the mods directly, because we aren't going to do shit on the forums.
On 2024-03-31 at 08:06:32
Oh my gosh lely should be banned and heres whyyyyy
1. Shes too good at the game OH NOOOOOOOO
2. She is the defintion of forum kid with like a billion messages OH MY GAWWWWSSSSSH
3. She is to sassy for my life OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
1. Shes too good at the game OH NOOOOOOOO
2. She is the defintion of forum kid with like a billion messages OH MY GAWWWWSSSSSH
3. She is to sassy for my life OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry lil bro you aren't me
5Ban Pixelss
On 2024-03-31 at 09:56:58
Uh Why do You want to Ban Yourself? That's Kinda Dumb. Being Banned is Not Fun. Belive Me, I've Been through it Twice. It's Not Fun.
It's mocking another topic it's sarcasm
Oh. I Clearly Can't Understand Sarcasm.
That's a perfect or horrible use of sarcasm
On 2024-03-29 at 12:32:40
shut up
Get her ass
Wait
Not like that
I've never ever accidentally seemed horny for her either and it is certainly not a running joke within a certain discord server because some guy cropped it so that ALR GUYS SMASH PIXEL was a screenshot that existed
you got excited during the cheese sandwich stream
Hol up, I don't remember having seen this message. Wtf does this mean?
You weren't on the discord
On 2024-03-27 at 18:00:15
I'm gonna be honest every of these topics should be locked
Literally 1984
The last time you saw your dad bc he went to get milk ?
u literally know u typed that message, right?
oh damn that was cold 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
On 2024-03-27 at 08:06:51
shut up
Get her ass
Wait
Not like that
I've never ever accidentally seemed horny for her either and it is certainly not a running joke within a certain discord server because some guy cropped it so that ALR GUYS SMASH PIXEL was a screenshot that existed
you got excited during the cheese sandwich stream
1On 2024-03-26 at 21:50:00
3 reasons why i should be banned.
1. im too kawaii.
2. im too gud at MKPC.
3. im a minor.
Bye~!
-Saiki.
1. im too kawaii.
2. im too gud at MKPC.
3. im a minor.
Bye~!
-Saiki.
CORRECT! ✅✅✅✅✅✅
On 2024-03-26 at 17:35:41
We were all just chillin' then someone started this "Ban x" trend.
Well, some people decided to make a deal out of things and Pixel is mocking them. Dunno if it's that funny but it's not bad, at least not as much as the shit some people on here do everyday
It's honestly kinda bullshit when most of the genuine "Ban (Player)" topics argue that a player should be banned for one message they may have posted in the online chat, without giving any context. Usually, the people who make these genuine topics are the ones who say the N word and act insanely sexual in the voice chat.
1On 2024-03-24 at 14:37:55
You should like totally ban @Pixelss and here are the reasons why!1!!1!1!!
1. She is too good at the MKPC. Like what the HECC she hacxing oh noes!!1!
2. She posts the swear words excessively in forums there are 9 year olds on this website I'm criygn. 😭😭😭😭😭
3. colour brown species monkey
I hacked into her account so I can tell you guys cos like I'm banned from MKPC for spamming cuss words. Anyway you better take me seruosly becus my dad is wargor and he will ban you.
{ Topic has been locked by myself, don't continue this trend please }
1. She is too good at the MKPC. Like what the HECC she hacxing oh noes!!1!
2. She posts the swear words excessively in forums there are 9 year olds on this website I'm criygn. 😭😭😭😭😭
3. colour brown species monkey
I hacked into her account so I can tell you guys cos like I'm banned from MKPC for spamming cuss words. Anyway you better take me seruosly becus my dad is wargor and he will ban you.
{ Topic has been locked by myself, don't continue this trend please }
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2Ideas For Tracks
On 2024-03-31 at 07:46:33
A track featuring strategic games such as chess and checkers, with blackjack cards and casino chips, I think this can be used creatively
21Pixel's MKPC Checklist
On 2024-03-30 at 13:11:16
Here's a list of things I plan to do before I quit MKPC (or take a break from it at least). I may add more to this as time goes on.
- Completed -
1.) Unlock all official characters
2.) Reach 448pts in Time Trial
3.) Obtain a 150cc World Record
4.) Obtain a 200cc World Record
5.) Create a character
6.) Become a challenge validator
7.) Win MKPC Amateur Cup
8.) Become well-known in the community
- Incomplete -
1.) Reach #1 rank in 200cc (currently #2)
2.) Win MKPC Pro League
3.) Beat a JPG World Record
4.) Beat a TAS run
5.) Become a moderator
6.) Reach Superstar rank on both VS Mode and Battle Mode
7.) Obtain King Mario on forums
Thank you MKPC community!
- Completed -
1.) Unlock all official characters
2.) Reach 448pts in Time Trial
3.) Obtain a 150cc World Record
4.) Obtain a 200cc World Record
5.) Create a character
6.) Become a challenge validator
7.) Win MKPC Amateur Cup
8.) Become well-known in the community
- Incomplete -
1.) Reach #1 rank in 200cc (currently #2)
2.) Win MKPC Pro League
3.) Beat a JPG World Record
4.) Beat a TAS run
5.) Become a moderator
6.) Reach Superstar rank on both VS Mode and Battle Mode
7.) Obtain King Mario on forums
Thank you MKPC community!
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7First WW tops on 150cc
On 2024-03-29 at 12:47:35
First #1 WW
1[MKPC Lore] The story behind Glitch Gal
On 2024-03-29 at 00:36:00
New chapter coming soon 
31111On 2024-03-24 at 01:12:17
Oh no you did not just steal MKPCverse. I trademarked that one.
fight me
On 2024-03-24 at 01:09:11
Chapter 2: Second Chance
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
- Within the MKPCverse -
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Monarch trying to kill humans, that fucking sounds like Undertale
On 2024-03-23 at 20:40:23
Chapter 2: Second Chance
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.
???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.
Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?
The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.
Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?
She falls into a slumber.
- Within the MKPCverse -
Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!
Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-
The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.
Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-
The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.
Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-
The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.
Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!
The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.
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