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Do you think the price of the Switch 2 and Mario Kart World is excessive?
On 2025-05-02 at 00:46:12
Objectively speaking, those prices suck. But we know we're all gonna pay them π
WHAT IS THE WORST AD YOU HAVE SEEN ON YOuTUBE?
On 2025-04-30 at 03:06:18
There's one game. Dumbest name ever. They keep showing ads with the dumbest fails. It's pathetic. I won't even name the game it looks so awful I won't say it and let their advertising succeed. And thank the emperor you can skip them because they are long
I've had a loss. . .
On 2025-04-28 at 23:52:30
Sorry for your loss. π’
Would you rather
On 2025-04-10 at 19:01:57
Up: undercooked
Down: worm-infested
β¬οΈ
Cook that meat real good. Burn da wurm

An announcement...
On 2025-04-23 at 23:29:42
The CC estimates a 100% reduction in gray cell death, in addition to 20-70% happiness increase over the course of 3 weeks.
Best of luck Nudge!
see ya in 3 weeks jkjkforum kids are STUPID
Best of luck Nudge!
see ya in 3 weeks jkjkforum kids are STUPID
<SPOILERS> all we know about MK World so far
On 2025-04-15 at 18:52:08
They nerf the bullet?
Wait no it's the same but with 24 racers it's just not as good. Correct me if I'm wrong
Wait no it's the same but with 24 racers it's just not as good. Correct me if I'm wrong
Fanfic - Before the Apocalypse (Mature content warning) - Applications & Basic Info
On 2025-04-19 at 20:53:24
Aight let's do it
Name: K
Color: dimgray
Personality: K is very much an introvert. He lives alone and apart, spending his time working in his forge or wandering alone beyond the beaten path. He's resigned to his fate. Convinced he can't change anything, he is becoming ever more reclusive.
Appearance: Tall, wiry, with almost black eyes and shaggy black hair. Standard attire is dark blue jeans and a T-shirt.
Name: K
Color: dimgray
Personality: K is very much an introvert. He lives alone and apart, spending his time working in his forge or wandering alone beyond the beaten path. He's resigned to his fate. Convinced he can't change anything, he is becoming ever more reclusive.
Appearance: Tall, wiry, with almost black eyes and shaggy black hair. Standard attire is dark blue jeans and a T-shirt.

Nintendo Switch 2 News Topic
On 2025-01-18 at 00:19:27
C button sounds interesting how's that gonna go down I wonder. I'm not sure what to think of 24-player Mario kart. Seems like too many. MK's always felt like a friendly group game to me. 24 players makes it feel like, idk, too professional or something. Just a feeling. Probably just me.
Also to those who are mad the Switch 2 is happening the Switch 1 sales are falling cuz like everyone has a Switch. Nintendo has to make a new thing to keep getting' profits. You wouldn't want to kill Nintendo would you? π§π§π§
I'm excited for this. Hopefully Switch games will still be well supported, on both. π€ I don't wanna lose any old favs. Fortunately anything I've actually played is probably so mainstream Nintendo will have to keep them going anyway.
So at the moment it feels like Switch 2 is mostly a Switch with a couple new games and slightly better functions. I'm not following this stuff closely enough to really know all details but yeah. Still, I'm excited. New MK actually looks cool, it'll be fun to see what else they do . . .
Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh
WAIT WHAT DK WHAT'VE THEY DONE TO YOU?! This design looks wrong. I was willing to tolerate it in the movie (what the heck they had to look original somehow) but this cannot be the new face of DK! He's my fav character, they can't mess him up! YOU HEAR ME NINTENDO! Don't mess this up! DON'T MESS THIS UP!!! Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh!
I can't believe you sat there & typed that out
Twice
Also, it's been confirmed that almost all Switch 1 games will be playable on Switch 2, we aren't technically sure what's getting axed, but it's probably stuff like Labo & 1-2 Switch(the Switch 2 doesn't seem to have the IR camera)
Eh, just copy-paste from the title.
Ah that's good. I haven't actually played that many Nintendo games anyway so not likely they'll end anything I like.
And btw the small number o games I've played doesn't mean I don't like Nintendo. Just, haven't played a whole lotta games ya read me?

On 2025-01-17 at 23:13:28
I have got to follow this more closely lol.
C button sounds interesting how's that gonna go down I wonder. I'm not sure what to think of 24-player Mario kart. Seems like too many. MK's always felt like a friendly group game to me. 24 players makes it feel like, idk, too professional or something. Just a feeling. Probably just me.
Also to those who are mad the Switch 2 is happening the Switch 1 sales are falling cuz like everyone has a Switch. Nintendo has to make a new thing to keep getting' profits. You wouldn't want to kill Nintendo would you? π§π§π§
I'm excited for this. Hopefully Switch games will still be well supported, on both. π€ I don't wanna lose any old favs. Fortunately anything I've actually played is probably so mainstream Nintendo will have to keep them going anyway.
So at the moment it feels like Switch 2 is mostly a Switch with a couple new games and slightly better functions. I'm not following this stuff closely enough to really know all details but yeah. Still, I'm excited. New MK actually looks cool, it'll be fun to see what else they do . . .
Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh
WAIT WHAT DK WHAT'VE THEY DONE TO YOU?! This design looks wrong. I was willing to tolerate it in the movie (what the heck they had to look original somehow) but this cannot be the new face of DK! He's my fav character, they can't mess him up! YOU HEAR ME NINTENDO! Don't mess this up! DON'T MESS THIS UP!!! Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh!
C button sounds interesting how's that gonna go down I wonder. I'm not sure what to think of 24-player Mario kart. Seems like too many. MK's always felt like a friendly group game to me. 24 players makes it feel like, idk, too professional or something. Just a feeling. Probably just me.
Also to those who are mad the Switch 2 is happening the Switch 1 sales are falling cuz like everyone has a Switch. Nintendo has to make a new thing to keep getting' profits. You wouldn't want to kill Nintendo would you? π§π§π§
I'm excited for this. Hopefully Switch games will still be well supported, on both. π€ I don't wanna lose any old favs. Fortunately anything I've actually played is probably so mainstream Nintendo will have to keep them going anyway.
So at the moment it feels like Switch 2 is mostly a Switch with a couple new games and slightly better functions. I'm not following this stuff closely enough to really know all details but yeah. Still, I'm excited. New MK actually looks cool, it'll be fun to see what else they do . . .
Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh
WAIT WHAT DK WHAT'VE THEY DONE TO YOU?! This design looks wrong. I was willing to tolerate it in the movie (what the heck they had to look original somehow) but this cannot be the new face of DK! He's my fav character, they can't mess him up! YOU HEAR ME NINTENDO! Don't mess this up! DON'T MESS THIS UP!!! Ahdlsuekeg1iwowpoewiwurj171jsbdlzoh!

What's your favorite Chocolate Bar?
On 2025-03-24 at 18:51:36
Reese's
Actual bar. Probly 100 grand
Actual bar. Probly 100 grand
NINTENDO SWITCH 2
On 2025-01-18 at 00:27:17
It happened for the Wii U, and now Switch 2 ? Bro wtf
take a moment to think about what you just said
btw, it was literally once
plus, i think that, if they named it smt like Switch PRO, then it would end up like the Wii U, but Switch 2 is clear and straight to the point
Plus, hella lot easier to keep track of than, say, Xbox 360 & Xbox 1 . . . And I still can't get Nintendo's own older consoles sorted in my head.
Meme of 2023
On 2024-05-08 at 03:40:00





On 2024-04-20 at 22:06:20
Red to Control. We've lost containment. Request authorization for immediate offensive action

Al's going down
EDIT; he laughed at this π

Al's going down
EDIT; he laughed at this π

On 2024-04-20 at 02:05:36
On 2023-09-11 at 22:51:35

TAKE OUR F**KING VACCINE FOR CRIVILITY THERES A HIGH CHANCE YOU WILL DROP DEAD AND NEVER WALK AGAIN
NO SWEARING
For your convenience @Exrio.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=2448
Can't say I like it, but there is no rule against swearing. Just live with it, it's the way it is.

MKPCC Zombies
On 2025-01-30 at 23:10:32
Hey guys. Thanks for the help on the bridge. The mission is now halfway complete! I won't be able to come with you yet, the island needs somebody to keep an eye on it. Give Redpik my best! I'll head down there when I can. I've attached a copy of the report I sent my commander. Maybe it will help you.
Operation Praesidium
K's report:
"Captain. The West and South bridges have been destroyed. Once again I am low on supplies and will have to search for more resources to achieve our goal. For now I am with friends. We will work together to survive until the zone is sealed. I've lost track of Colonel Radec's forces as the nuclear fallout spreads over MKPC City. On the other hand, zombie sightings have become much more frequent in this area. They're swarming from the city. They have already crossed a bridge miles to the south, meaning we will not be able to secure as large a safe zone as we hoped.
"Also, a number of zombies have appeared with strange mutations. I defeated one two days ago and found a name branded into it's forehead. 'Brainiac.' This suggests a sort of ownership. Someone is experimenting on the zombies and releasing them.
"One final item. The auto-senses in my armor-helm detected life signs across the river last night. I attempted a focused scan but found nothing. A wider scan only revealed a vague blanket of dubious returns in the general area. I'm not quite ready to chalk it up as equipment malfunction, this will require further investigation. K out."
Attached File; Current known dispositions of affected area. Included are life-signs, approximate area of nuclear fallout, tactical overlay regarding known zombie movements.
Locations of uninfected people 91% accurate as of 8:00pm standard time
Locations of following people are unknown: Colonel Radec, Lilith, Brainiac, Redpikmin
K's report:
"Captain. The West and South bridges have been destroyed. Once again I am low on supplies and will have to search for more resources to achieve our goal. For now I am with friends. We will work together to survive until the zone is sealed. I've lost track of Colonel Radec's forces as the nuclear fallout spreads over MKPC City. On the other hand, zombie sightings have become much more frequent in this area. They're swarming from the city. They have already crossed a bridge miles to the south, meaning we will not be able to secure as large a safe zone as we hoped.
"Also, a number of zombies have appeared with strange mutations. I defeated one two days ago and found a name branded into it's forehead. 'Brainiac.' This suggests a sort of ownership. Someone is experimenting on the zombies and releasing them.
"One final item. The auto-senses in my armor-helm detected life signs across the river last night. I attempted a focused scan but found nothing. A wider scan only revealed a vague blanket of dubious returns in the general area. I'm not quite ready to chalk it up as equipment malfunction, this will require further investigation. K out."
Attached File; Current known dispositions of affected area. Included are life-signs, approximate area of nuclear fallout, tactical overlay regarding known zombie movements.

Locations of uninfected people 91% accurate as of 8:00pm standard time
Locations of following people are unknown: Colonel Radec, Lilith, Brainiac, Redpikmin

On 2025-01-18 at 23:47:26
Operation Praesidium -
Sender ID - Koa (K), Techmarine Engineers Task Force
"I've landed in the north east of the map. Now setting explosives on the bridge and fighting off the occasional zombie. I don't have enough explosives to secure the whole area, the supply ship was caught in the nuclear detonation and everything was lost. I'll have to contact other people here to destroy the rest of the bridges. Until then, the island will be vulnerable. K out."
Where I am on @ImJustLimey's map (the green 'X'

If he ever updates the map I have no idea what pic would be me. A green X perhaps?
Here's my goal. The area I'm on right now is a sort of island. There are only four known ways to get on or off without airships or boats. These are the bridges to the North, East, South and West. By destroying all these entry points we can keep the zombies out of the area and manufacture enough of Alyssa's cure to retake the city. Anyone who wants to help, scavenge some explosives and bring them to the South bridge. That'll be the next target.
Sender ID - Koa (K), Techmarine Engineers Task Force
"I've landed in the north east of the map. Now setting explosives on the bridge and fighting off the occasional zombie. I don't have enough explosives to secure the whole area, the supply ship was caught in the nuclear detonation and everything was lost. I'll have to contact other people here to destroy the rest of the bridges. Until then, the island will be vulnerable. K out."
Where I am on @ImJustLimey's map (the green 'X'


If he ever updates the map I have no idea what pic would be me. A green X perhaps?

Here's my goal. The area I'm on right now is a sort of island. There are only four known ways to get on or off without airships or boats. These are the bridges to the North, East, South and West. By destroying all these entry points we can keep the zombies out of the area and manufacture enough of Alyssa's cure to retake the city. Anyone who wants to help, scavenge some explosives and bring them to the South bridge. That'll be the next target.
Area 51βs like a 5 hour ride on a private jet but I think I can do it. @Twilight you up for this?
Awesome. I'll have the West bridge down in 2 hours. Can you pick me up? Also what are you bringing? I might have some time to scrounge up some extra TNT when I'm done here.
On 2025-01-18 at 21:29:05
Operation Praesidium -
Sender ID - Koa (K), Techmarine Engineers Task Force
"I've landed in the north east of the map. Now setting explosives on the bridge and fighting off the occasional zombie. I don't have enough explosives to secure the whole area, the supply ship was caught in the nuclear detonation and everything was lost. I'll have to contact other people here to destroy the rest of the bridges. Until then, the island will be vulnerable. K out."
Where I am on @ImJustLimey's map (the green 'X'

If he ever updates the map I have no idea what pic would be me. A green X perhaps?
Here's my goal. The area I'm on right now is a sort of island. There are only four known ways to get on or off without airships or boats. These are the bridges to the North, East, South and West. By destroying all these entry points we can keep the zombies out of the area and manufacture enough of Alyssa's cure to retake the city. Anyone who wants to help, scavenge some explosives and bring them to the South bridge. That'll be the next target.
Sender ID - Koa (K), Techmarine Engineers Task Force
"I've landed in the north east of the map. Now setting explosives on the bridge and fighting off the occasional zombie. I don't have enough explosives to secure the whole area, the supply ship was caught in the nuclear detonation and everything was lost. I'll have to contact other people here to destroy the rest of the bridges. Until then, the island will be vulnerable. K out."
Where I am on @ImJustLimey's map (the green 'X'


If he ever updates the map I have no idea what pic would be me. A green X perhaps?

Here's my goal. The area I'm on right now is a sort of island. There are only four known ways to get on or off without airships or boats. These are the bridges to the North, East, South and West. By destroying all these entry points we can keep the zombies out of the area and manufacture enough of Alyssa's cure to retake the city. Anyone who wants to help, scavenge some explosives and bring them to the South bridge. That'll be the next target.