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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on.



He turns the dark off.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman had a wrestling match. The loser had to wear pajamas the rest of his life.

Post your Favourite Song Lyrics

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-Rua- wrote:
Kommisar_K wrote:
SouthCatYT wrote:
Spoiler [ShowHide]
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...

Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)

I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.

She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.

I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...

Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.

Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.

I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)

She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)

Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.

Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.

Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.

Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.

Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.

I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!

Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...

All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.

All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.

Brother. Get the flamer!

The heavy flamer?

Bring it 🔥🔥🔥
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SouthCatYT wrote:
Spoiler [ShowHide]
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...

Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)

I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.

She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.

I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...

Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.

Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.

I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)

She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)

Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.

Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.

Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.

Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.

Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.

I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!

Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...

All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.

All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.

Brother. Get the flamer!
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Feels like I'm running in place
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe

Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone

I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah

Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone

Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone

I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah

Go!
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This one's nice. Guess I was in the mood today :p:)

Move Along

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold

Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
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Legends Never Die
Against The Current, League of Legends


Legends never die
When the world is calling you
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Relentless you survive
They never lose hope when everything's cold
And the fighting's near
It's deep in their bones, they'll run into smoke
When the fire is fierce
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all of their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts
And avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm
Just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
When the world is calling out your name
Begging you to fight
Pick yourself up once more
Pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die

Cool guy used it in a warhammer 40K music video so here you go
EDIT; It occurs to me that perhaps a warning is in order. The video has some blood. CGI blood, but still blood. If you're particularly sensitive to that find somewhere else to hear the song. I won't judge lol


Tbh I've never played League of Legends but the song is 🔥
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Another one from Sabaton

Swedish Pagans

A wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle, there's no coming back
(Fight or fall)
And before the attack
Feel your blood starts to boil
In your veins as you charge
(Hundreds fallen)

As the fire inside is ignited by bloodshed
In berserkers from North
Could it be as was said
When the serpent be woken
Fenrir howls

Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again

Where brothers have fought is where we will be proven
On ground stained by blood
(Standing tall)
And we know if we fall, our comrades awaits in Valhall
(Odin's calling)

As the fire inside, is ignited by bloodshed
In the circuits of nord
Will it be as was said, will the serpents be woken
Fenrir howls

Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
First to the battle, first to the feast
Destiny waiting, no retreat, retreat

Swedish pagans, marching a shore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again


Hope ye like it.
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As a child, you would wait and watch from far away
But you always knew that you'd be the one
That work while they all play

In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme
Of all the things that you would change
But it was just a dream

Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust

Will come
When you will have to rise
Above the best and prove yourself
Your spirit never dies

Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above
But don't weep for me
'Cause this will be the labor of my love

Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust

Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town

Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
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Dietsoda wrote:


Erika


Cognition failed. Request explain
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This topic lacks war songs. Favorite song right now. Metal. Title; Shiroyama. Enjoy.

It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways
And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze

Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near

Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered

As a new age begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins the ways of old must apprehend
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin

An offer of surrender, Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here

Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama

60 to one, facing the gun
60 to one, culture undone
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Alright time to insert some war songs 😈😈😈😈😈😈
This one's by Sabaton

It's under crimson skies hell's horizon
Our trap will spring
Unaware of our presence they'll be marching
Straight to their doom

We are prepared for war ready for fire
Stand by to charge
Counting down as they march into destruction
Their time has come

They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell

They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms

Upon our chosen ground dead men marching
No sign of hope
Victory will be ours before the dawn breaks
Tonight we charge

They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell

They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms

Chaos and disorder sound of the attack
Charging down the mountain frontal assault
Guns light up the darkness mortars rip the ground
Like a force of nature shaking the field

They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat

Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine

Victims of the ambush stains the ground with blood
Fields of execution murderous plan
Soldiers turn to madmen in the dead of night
Fighting with a fury fiery eyes

They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat

Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine

Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is released

Bro...

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By creating this topic, you give him what he wants. Attention. This means he will come back again.

Remember kids. He doesn't exist. 👻
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Well. Add that to the pile

How did you find mkpc

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literally searched "Mario kart PC" and this was first thing that came up

Warhammer coversations

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New horus heresy edition looking good with MK2 power armour and saturnine terminators. Also nice to see the salamanders and iron warriors in a trailer.


Bosnian-Knight jumpscare.
Yep the trailer is freaking awesome. Saturnine plate looks uh ... different but still, it's tempting

Also Russ is definitely coming back
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This topic must come out of hibernation again because this:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/07/12/chalnath-dispatches-at-all-costs/

What is this?
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A sample of my army. Currently going through all the miniatures and leveling up their look. (Resized the images. Hopefully not too pixelated now)

Some tactical marines
https://i.postimg.cc/JnJnqZSh/IMG-20240424-175454285-BURST001.jpg
Intercessor squad
https://i.postimg.cc/zBnzW5Rb/IMG-20240424-180729867.jpg
Vulkan He'stan
https://i.postimg.cc/mksr6hGy/IMG-20240424-175238840.jpg
Adrax Agatone
https://i.postimg.cc/gcVjLyvS/IMG-20240424-175314878.jpg
Librarian
https://i.postimg.cc/13t3dLb2/IMG-20240424-175333459.jpg
Repulsor tank (gotta get some modeling putty or something for this one)
https://i.postimg.cc/hGmcWgsy/IMG-20240404-132055374.jpg
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