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In case you were wondering, I'm still working on episode 2. Just finished the reward challenge. Writing something like this is a lot harder than I thought, so it will take a very long time. In the mean time though, who's your winner pick?
https://strawpoll.com/3py84c7kg
Edit: Just finished episode 2. It's going very slowly, but progress is progress. Hopefully, the rest of the season will be written a lot quicker, while still maintaining the quality of the first episode.

Like I said, I'm not releasing the rest of the series until everything is finished. This was just a sneak peek. I haven't even started on episode 2 yet. I am glad that you're excited for more though.

I hope the rest of the series will be just as insane.

[en]I know I said I would wait until all the episodes are finished, but I decided to publish this as a test/pilot episode.
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A black Yoshi stands in front of the legendary Peach’s Castle for the first official season of Mario Survivor.
Cucumber: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom, the most famous of all kingdoms. While this may seem like a place of luxury, behind the paintings are worlds that could be difficult to live in. 12 of your favorite Mario characters are here to compete in those worlds for one million coins.
12 warp pipes rise out of the ground. One by one, each contestant jumps out of a different pipe.
Cucumber: The Kinoko Tribe in red consists of Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Wendy O. Koopa, Koops, and Rosalina. The Hoshi Tribe in yellow consists of Princess Daisy, Petey Piranha, Dry Bones, Waluigi, Birdo, and Funky Kong. Everyone, follow me.
The contestants follow Cucumber into the castle, and up a short set of stairs.
Cucumber: Kinoko, you will take the door on the left into Bob-Omb Battlefield. Don’t let the green grass fool you, as it is littered with dangerous bob-ombs. Hoshi, you will take the right door into Jolly Roger Bay, a dark and stormy island with a sunken ship at the bottom. Good luck, guys.
Everyone jumps into their respective paintings, and the game begins.
Cucumber: It’s the ultimate challenge for the ultimate prize. Who will have what it takes to win? 15 days! 12 castaways! 1 Survivor!
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The tribemates arrive, taking a minute to remember who are their friends, and who are their enemies.
Mario (confessional): In this game, relationships are everything. The people you know could make or break your chances of winning. All of us know each other, though there’s this weird kid in a hoodie, and I don’t believe I recognize him. He’s a koopa troopa, so I’m gonna avoid him as much as I can.
Bowser and Koops stand at the top of the mountain. Bowser looks at him, holding back laughing at his scared face.
Koops: Why did you bring me here?
Bowser: A better question is why you look so frightened? You’re supposed to work for me.
Koops: Work for you? I- I think I helped fight you.
Bowser: WHAT? Where are you from, another universe?
Koops: Yeah.
Bowser: What the- doesn’t matter. Your job is to bring chaos and ruin to the Mushroom Kingdom. Got that?
Koops: In my universe, we’re just a bunch of peaceful-
Bowser: We’re not in your universe. See that guy in the blue overalls?
Koops: Yeah. That’s Mario. We were partners once in-
Bowser: We’re not in your universe. The first step in destroying the Mushroom Kingdom is getting rid of that jerk.
Koops: Jerk? We were best friends. What would he do to me if I-
Bowser: OH MY GOD! WE’RE NOT IN YOUR MOTHERF**KING UNIVERSE!
Koops: But-
Bowser: You know what? If you won’t listen to me, you will listen to someone not in your world. WENDY!!!
Wendy ascends the long, spiraling path to the top of the mountain, feeling exhausted when she finally reaches the end.
Bowser: What took you so long? I called you up here a minute ago!
Wendy: I was all the way at the bottom, I had to cross this high bridge, the path was so dang long, and walking that big a distance in heels doesn’t feel so great.
Bowser: None of that matters. Now tell him what I just told him.
Wendy: But I didn’t hear what you just told him.
Koops: Maybe we can-
Bowser: Tell him that koopas are supposed to be the bad guys.
Wendy: I did all that walking just to tell him that? You’re wasting my time!
Angered by Wendy’s stubbornness, Bowser kicks her back down.
Koops (confessional): I wanna feel bad for her, but I don’t know if I should. These people are crazy.
Bowser then shoves Koops into a cannon, and blasts him off to the edge of the grassy fields.


Daisy: BEST! DAY! EVER! WOOHOO!!!
Daisy (confessional): I’ve always wanted to do something like this, AND IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! I can get my hands dirty, make new friends, trick other players, spend time away from my kingdom… THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!
Funky: LET’S DO THIS, TEAM!!!
Petey: *screams of excitement*
Dry Bones (confessional): I really like our tribe’s spirit. Daisy, Funky, Petey, and Waluigi are all showing support for the tribe, or themselves in Waluigi’s case. I’m also excited to be here, and confident we’re gonna crush the competition. I don’t yell and scream about it, but I still show confidence. You know who doesn’t even try though? Birdo, the lovesick drama queen.
Birdo: Nobody separates me and my Yoshi!
Dry Bones: Too bad. They just separated you.
Birdo: It’s not fair though! We were meant to be together all the time!
Dry Bones: First of all, the game doesn’t care. Second, you used to be a boss. Third, if you’re trying to be Yoshi’s date, he doesn’t even know your gender.
Birdo: I don’t either, but that’s not gonna stop me.
Dry Bones: Maybe you two need some space.
Birdo: What?
Dry Bones: I know you two are best friends, but you’re only ever gonna be friends, and not even that if you try too hard.
Birdo stands up, spinning around once.
Birdo: Look at all this hot stuff. You really think he can resist it?
Dry Bones (to self): What did I begin?
Birdo: I’m gonna go visit his camp.
Birdo walks over to the nearest cannon, with Dry Bones racing after her.
Dry Bones: First of all, that cannon doesn’t lead to Bob-Omb Battlefield, or anywhere besides another area here. Second, I’m pretty sure we’re not allowed to go visit the other tribe.
Birdo ignores him, and jumps in. She launches herself… right into a stone pillar.
Birdo: Why didn’t you tell me the cannon wouldn’t work?
Dry Bones: Yeah, why didn't I? Oh yeah. I DID!
Dry Bones (confessional): I honestly didn’t mind Birdo at first, but she is just way too attached to Yoshi. She is at the point where her head is completely gone, and she’s just going insane. I can’t live with her for two weeks.


Wendy lies down in the shelter Mario, Yoshi, and Rosalina built.
Wendy: Finally. I get to relax.
Bowser: WENDY!!
Wendy: Why can’t you just come down here for once? You called me up 50 times in the last 6 hours, and my feet are killing me.
Bowser: So?
Wendy: Most of the time, you forgot WHY you called me up.
Bowser: How many is, “Most?”
Wendy: Not much, only 90 PERCENT. I can’t walk any further.
Wendy drags herself to the cannon at the starting point. She climbs in, and gets ready to launch herself to the top of the mountain.
Bowser: You’re taking the cannon? Then it won’t be as fun to watch.
Wendy realizes what Bowser said, and slowly climbs out.
Wendy: Say that again.
Bowser: Taking the cannon will make it less fun to watch.
Koops: I thought she was just being whiny, but this is straight-up abuse.
Bowser: I wouldn’t really call it that-
Wendy: He’s right, King Dad. You just wanna make me suffer, don’t you? Well guess what? I’m taking the cannon, and you’re not stopping me.
Koops: I know you’re tired, but he’s your father, and your king. Besides, I don’t want him killing a beautiful young woman like you.
Wendy: Wha-
Koops: No, I don’t have a crush on you! I mean- I don’t think you’re ugly or anything, but- I’m just gonna go before this gets any more awkward.
Wendy: Please do… now, where were we? Oh yeah. I’m launching myself in 3… 2…
Bowser: Why are you warning me? I don’t even-
Just then, Mario takes Bowser by the tail, swings him around a few times, and throws him down.
Wendy: Listen, I wanted him to stop messing with me, but when you’re the one who makes him stop, I start getting suspicious. What are you trying to do? Steal my trust and use it against me? ‘Cause that’s not happening!
Wendy (confessional): Mario and my family have been out for each other’s blood for more than 35 years now. You really think I’m gonna trust him so much that I’m gonna team up with him after he defeated me time after time after time?



Cucumber: Come on in, guys!
The contestants drive their karts into the arena, with three balloons on each kart.
Cucumber: Welcome to your very first Immunity Challenge. This will be a classic Mario Kart Balloon Battle. Pick two people to represent your team. First team to pop all of their opponents’ balloons wins. Wanna know what you’re playing for?
Cucumber puts a golden Star Cup trophy on a table.
Cucumber: Immunity. Bring this trophy back to your camp, and you’re safe from Tribal Council. The losing team will have to vote one person out of the game. I’ll give you a minute to pick your representatives.
Later…
Cucumber: Playing for Kinoko are Bowser and Yoshi. Playing for Hoshi are Birdo and Daisy. For Immunity, survivors ready… go!
The contestants race towards the item boxes. Yoshi grabs a green shell, Birdo gets a banana, Daisy gets a star, and Bowser gets a Bowser shell. Bowser throws his shell throughout the arena, hitting Birdo in the process. Daisy then uses her star to steal one of Yoshi’s balloons. Right after Daisy’s star runs out, Yoshi throws a bob-omb at her.
Cucumber: Kinoko has 5 balloons, and Hoshi has 4. The reds are in the lead by one.
Birdo then uses a mega mushroom to flatten Bowser and make him lose his first balloon. Daisy shoots a red shell at him to get rid of his second. Bowser uses a mushroom to try and steal a balloon, but ultimately fails. Yoshi then uses a piranha plant to bring Daisy down to one balloon.
Cucumber: The score is now 3-3. What a close game!
Birdo throws an egg at Bowser, making him the first person to be eliminated.
Cucumber: Yoshi and Birdo each have two balloons, while Daisy has just one.
Yoshi gets a triple red shell, and Birdo gets a green shell. Yoshi throws his shell at Daisy, eliminating her from the game, and gets a blue shell after that. He throws his second shell at Birdo, and throws his third at the wall so he can finish Birdo off in a more fun way.
Dry Bones: Come on, Birdo! You can do this!
Birdo: But I don’t want to hurt Yoshi!
Dry Bones: He’s your opponent whether you like it or not!
Birdo: But-
Dry Bones: JUST THROW THE STINKIN’ SHELL!
But it was too late. Yoshi threw his blue shell, and it was game over.
Cucumber: Kinoko wins Immunity! Congratulations. You will have your entire Tribe remain intact. Hoshi, wish I could say the same. I’ll see at Tribal Council tonight. Grab your stuff, head back to camp.


Dry Bones: If you hadn’t been so concerned about Yoshi, we could’ve won.
Birdo: He had a blue shell anyway. That’s the item to end all item battles with.
Dry Bones: That doesn’t matter. You could’ve at least popped his second balloon, but you didn’t even try to do that.
Birdo: But what if Yoshi-
Dry Bones: Yoshi, Yoshi, it’s always about you and Yoshi. All you want is to be with him, but some of us just wanna win the game, and being teammates with you doesn’t make it any easier.
Daisy: What’s going on?
Birdo: Dry Bones is calling me a wimp!
Dry Bones: Ignore her. She just wants me out.
Daisy: Birdo, you really should’ve thrown that shell while you had the chance.
Dry Bones: Hear that, Birdo? She thinks I’m right.
Daisy: Dry Bones…
Dry Bones: Uh oh.
Daisy: I’m not a fan of your attitude. Sure, Birdo messed up, but you’re acting like she’s the only one who should go home, while there are so many other people, like Waluigi.
Dry Bones: You’re just suggesting him because he’s your ex.
Daisy: Can you please stop arguing and start thinking of a target for tonight?
Birdo: I already have mine.
Dry Bones: And I have mine.


The Hoshi tribe steps into a painting leading to Whomp’s Fortress. Cucumber waits for them there.
Cucumber: Welcome to Tribal Council. Here on Survivor, we have a ritual. Behind each of you is a torch. I want you to grab that torch and approach a flame. In this game, fire represents your life. When your fire’s gone, so are you. Now that you all have your torches lit, I’m going to explain the voting system. On top of the fortress is a table with cards and a voting urn. You are going to write down the name of the person you want to send home. You will hold it up, say something to the camera, fold it, and put it inside the urn. Whoever has the most votes will be out. Daisy, you’re up.
One by one, the contestants walk towards the voting station.
Daisy (voting confessional): I know Birdo cost us the win, but Dry Bones, you’re taking away from the positive energy.
Dry Bones (voting confessional): The people who play as you are actually better than you.
Birdo (voting confessional): You just don’t care about him, do ya?
Cucumber: I’ll go tally the votes… First vote, Birdo. Second vote, Dry Bones. Third vote, Birdo. Fourth vote, Dry Bones. Fifth vote, Birdo. First person voted out of Mario Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom… Birdo. Bring me your torch.
Birdo brings her torch to Cucumber, holding back tears.
Cucumber: Birdo, the tribe has spoken. It’s time for you to go. Hoshi, it seems that your decision to let Birdo compete didn’t work as expected. Hopefully, you’ll learn next time to be more careful about who you pick.
Here are the votes:
Daisy- Dry Bones
Petey- Birdo
Dry Bones- Birdo
Waluigi- Birdo
Birdo- Dry Bones
Funky- Birdo
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[fr]Je sais que j'ai dit que j'attendrais que tous les épisodes soient terminés, mais j'ai décidé de le publier en tant qu'épisode test / pilote.
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Un Yoshi noir se tient devant le légendaire château de Peach pour la première saison officielle de Mario Koh-Lanta.
Concombre: Bienvenue au Royaume Champignon, le plus célèbre de tous les royaumes. Bien que cela puisse sembler un lieu de luxe, derrière les peintures se trouvent des mondes dans lesquels il pourrait être difficile de vivre. 12 de vos personnages Mario préférés sont ici pour rivaliser dans ces mondes pour un million de pièces.
12 tuyaux de chaîne sortent du sol. Un par un, chaque concurrent saute d'un tuyau différent.
Concombre: La tribu Kinoko en rouge se compose de Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Wendy, Koopek et Harmonie. La tribu Hoshi en jaune se compose de la princesse Daisy, Flora Piranha, Skelerex, Waluigi, Birdo et Funky Kong. Tout le monde, suivez-moi.
Les concurrents suivent Cucumber dans le château et montent un petit escalier.
Concombre: Kinoko, vous prendrez la porte à gauche dans le champ de bataille de Bob-Omb. Ne laissez pas l'herbe verte vous tromper, car elle est jonchée de dangereux bob-ombs. Hoshi, vous prendrez la bonne porte dans Jolly Roger Bay, une île sombre et orageuse avec un navire coulé au fond. Bonne chance les gars.
Tout le monde saute dans ses tableaux respectifs et le jeu commence.
Concombre: C'es

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm still trying to write the first episode. Just so the fanfic doesn't cut off short, I'm gonna wait to share it until after I've written everything. Because of this, it could take a while. I don't know if it could actually happen, so I wouldn't mind some help with this project. I don't know what you can do to help, but maybe I can the scenes I currently have, and maybe we can make something out of that.

That's a no-brainer.

I decided to reboot my failed attempt from several months ago. It was decent looking back and rereading it, but the cast was tiny, the challenges were boring, I didn't do a good job at writing the characters, I let two Koopalings take up a quarter of the cast, and I got tired of the season pretty quickly. I'm gonna do whatever I can to make this version more interesting. I haven't decided on tribes or a location, and I don't even have a cast. I will try to push this out though once I do. In the meantime, feel free to share your thoughts on who you would like to see compete.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get better.
P.S. You posted this twice.

I forgot about that. It's definitely OP.

Bullet Bill. You go really fast, you're invincible, and if you're on a custom course with few checkpoints, you could skip huge portions while still getting a lap count.

Yeah, it kinda is.

I lost track of time and forgot the end the contest this morning. Nobody entered, so nobody won. The next track you'll be recreating is...

REMINDER that you have five days left to send me a course. I don't have any entries yet.

You are allowed to use the original map.

I got the date wrong. The next theme actually starts today. The winner of the Delfino Square challenge is...

The next course you'll be recreating is...

The next theme will start on Wednesday. Here's hint at the next track:

The GCN Luigi Circuit theme is over, and the winner is...

Now, for the next theme. The next track you'll be recreating is...

You have the rest of the day to recreate GCN Luigi Circuit. The next theme will start tomorrow. Here's a small hint.