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On 2025-08-03 at 22:31:25
CTGP-PC already exists.
And what're the characters?
Theres nothing rn… you guys send the tracks to get in, same with characters
On 2025-08-03 at 02:49:19
Sry for double posting, but imma say this now, but some of GamerGuy’s tracks are getting in, i have access to em, and he told me to, so uhhhhh
Beat block bypass
Conkdor desert
Forgotten isle
Horizon ruins
Those mku tracks are getting in along with Koopa beach 2, an up-comming USMK track
Edit: and can you send tracks plz?
Edit 2: im dumb for saying that cuz barely anyone’s online at this time 🤦
Ok guys, can you PLEASE share tracks 🙏 i already have 2 tracks for the mushroom cup
I know people like @CanadaFromPWA, @jay--, @bzmilko, @SuperSwimmer, @Proudster (hope hes back soon…), and many others have AMAZING tracks i’d love to include, remember, you can share 8 tracks so go crazy!
Canada: Goomba Airship, Shy Guy Farm
Jay: Jarbor stadium, Sunnyside Speedway
Bzmilko: Desert Oasis
SuperSwimmer: Stellar Garden 2, Cosmic Highway 3
Proudster, Aerial Drifts, Toxcity Powerplant
Beat block bypass
Conkdor desert
Forgotten isle
Horizon ruins
Those mku tracks are getting in along with Koopa beach 2, an up-comming USMK track
Edit: and can you send tracks plz?
Edit 2: im dumb for saying that cuz barely anyone’s online at this time 🤦
Ok guys, can you PLEASE share tracks 🙏 i already have 2 tracks for the mushroom cup
I know people like @CanadaFromPWA, @jay--, @bzmilko, @SuperSwimmer, @Proudster (hope hes back soon…), and many others have AMAZING tracks i’d love to include, remember, you can share 8 tracks so go crazy!
Canada: Goomba Airship, Shy Guy Farm
Jay: Jarbor stadium, Sunnyside Speedway
Bzmilko: Desert Oasis
SuperSwimmer: Stellar Garden 2, Cosmic Highway 3
Proudster, Aerial Drifts, Toxcity Powerplant
On 2025-08-02 at 02:54:22
You saw the title. Its CTGP. And this is track submissions!
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys! Hopefully @SuperSwimmer isnt mad for copying his idea (yes, i admit to copying, but its a good idea so why not?)
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys! Hopefully @SuperSwimmer isnt mad for copying his idea (yes, i admit to copying, but its a good idea so why not?)
Seems fun
Then why dont ya share a track?
Idk how to lead a link in a topic
Tbh idk either…
On 2025-08-02 at 02:51:54
You saw the title. Its CTGP. And this is track submissions!
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys! Hopefully @SuperSwimmer isnt mad for copying his idea (yes, i admit to copying, but its a good idea so why not?)
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys! Hopefully @SuperSwimmer isnt mad for copying his idea (yes, i admit to copying, but its a good idea so why not?)
Seems fun
Then why dont ya share a track?
On 2025-08-02 at 02:38:40
You saw the title. Its CTGP. And this is track submissions!
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys!
TRACK LIST:
Mushroom cup
:
1. Mario Circuit Evolution by @dat-indianmarioguy1222
2. Sandy Docks by @vitric
3. Koopa Troopa Beach by @coolmonkey
4. Yoshi Desert by @Woo8687
Flower cup
:
1. Coolmonkey Circuit by @coolmonkey
2. Jarbor Stadium by @jay--
3. Toad’s Factory by @BreadBugKart
4.
Star cup
:
1. Stellar Garden 2 by @SuperSwimmer
2. Beat Block Bypass by GamerGuy
3. Jarbor Shipwreck Site by @jay--
4. SMB Circuit by @Funky4MKworld
Special cup
:
1. Horizon Ruins by GamerGuy
2. Koopa Beach 2 by GamerGuy
3. Mario Circuit DX by @MikeBash
4. MKPC City 1 by @jay--
Shell cup
:
1. Scrap Brain 3 by @Woo8687
2. Choco Island 2 by @Woo8687
3. Forgotten Isle by GamerGuy
4. Cityline Coaster by @CameronTracks14
Banana cup
:
1. Luigi’s Mansion by @Woo8687
2. Conkdor Desert by GamerGuy
3.
4. Roadworks by @vitric
Leaf cup
:
1.
2. Sparkle’s Desert by @BreadBugKart
3.
4. Luigi Marsh by @BreadBugKart
Lightning cup
:
1. Choco Mountain DX by @MikeBash
2. Lonely Mountains by @SuperSwimmer
3. Stellar Garden 2 REMAKE by me XD
4. ChatGPT Rainbow Road by @IndiaFromPWA
BONUS CUPS!
Egg cup
:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Bell cup
:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Bullet cup
:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Coin cup
:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Boo cup
:
1.
2.
3.
4. Rainbow Road 2 by @SuperSwimmer
(I just used whatever smiley i wanted
)
CHARACTERS:
Smiley The Stick by @jay--
Eiscue by @PikacuReturns
BATTLE MAPS:
Battle-shroom cup:
1.
2. Battle Course 2 by @Woo8687
3.
4.
Battle-flower cup
1.
2.
3.
4. Big Donut by @MikeBash
(Im only doing 2 cups rn cuz battle is unfortunately less popular than vs)
NOTE: only community tracks will get in
How i decide if tracks get in:
If i react :check:
If i quote you saying the track gets in
If i private message you the track gets in
Shoutout to @SuperSwimmer for the idea, he had Mario Kart: space for anything, but i’d like to put my own twist to it.
Requirements for your track:
It must be complete mode
There must be a prefix (either your username or the multi-cup its in (it has to be multi-cup if its in one (it has to be your EXACT username (it can be shortened))))
You must draw it yourself
You can have up to 8 tracks submitted and get in (you can submit as many as you want, but only up to 8 tracks of yours can get in)
What to expect when it gets in:
I comment on it
I’ll shoutout you and your track in the multi-cup
Other:
When the multi-cup’s created, ill comment updates, new cups, and new tracks
Custom characters will be accepted as-well.
Just give a collab link, the sprites, and the name, stats, minimap icon, podium icon, and end music (if you dont have collab link)
NOTE: custom characters submitted MUST have unique stats (not the same as an existing character (im trying to minimize characters with daisy stats lel))
Alright, thats all guys!
TRACK LIST:
Mushroom cup
:1. Mario Circuit Evolution by @dat-indianmarioguy1222
2. Sandy Docks by @vitric
3. Koopa Troopa Beach by @coolmonkey
4. Yoshi Desert by @Woo8687
Flower cup
:1. Coolmonkey Circuit by @coolmonkey
2. Jarbor Stadium by @jay--
3. Toad’s Factory by @BreadBugKart
4.
Star cup
:1. Stellar Garden 2 by @SuperSwimmer
2. Beat Block Bypass by GamerGuy
3. Jarbor Shipwreck Site by @jay--
4. SMB Circuit by @Funky4MKworld
Special cup
:1. Horizon Ruins by GamerGuy
2. Koopa Beach 2 by GamerGuy
3. Mario Circuit DX by @MikeBash
4. MKPC City 1 by @jay--
Shell cup
:1. Scrap Brain 3 by @Woo8687
2. Choco Island 2 by @Woo8687
3. Forgotten Isle by GamerGuy
4. Cityline Coaster by @CameronTracks14
Banana cup
:1. Luigi’s Mansion by @Woo8687
2. Conkdor Desert by GamerGuy
3.
4. Roadworks by @vitric
Leaf cup
:1.
2. Sparkle’s Desert by @BreadBugKart
3.
4. Luigi Marsh by @BreadBugKart
Lightning cup
:1. Choco Mountain DX by @MikeBash
2. Lonely Mountains by @SuperSwimmer
3. Stellar Garden 2 REMAKE by me XD
4. ChatGPT Rainbow Road by @IndiaFromPWA
BONUS CUPS!
Egg cup
:1.
2.
3.
4.
Bell cup
:1.
2.
3.
4.
Bullet cup
:1.
2.
3.
4.
Coin cup
:1.
2.
3.
4.
Boo cup
:1.
2.
3.
4. Rainbow Road 2 by @SuperSwimmer
(I just used whatever smiley i wanted
)CHARACTERS:
Smiley The Stick by @jay--
Eiscue by @PikacuReturns
BATTLE MAPS:
Battle-shroom cup:
1.
2. Battle Course 2 by @Woo8687
3.
4.
Battle-flower cup
1.
2.
3.
4. Big Donut by @MikeBash
(Im only doing 2 cups rn cuz battle is unfortunately less popular than vs)
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2Different Dimension [Fanfic]
On 2025-09-01 at 13:40:44
… you know me by now…
Name: Phanto
Colour: Blue
Personality: Competitive
Powers: Whirlpool, Phantom Fist, Phantom Timedown, Phantom Hourglass (w zelda game), Phantom Hole, and Phantom Swoop
Name: Phanto
Colour: Blue
Personality: Competitive
Powers: Whirlpool, Phantom Fist, Phantom Timedown, Phantom Hourglass (w zelda game), Phantom Hole, and Phantom Swoop
1Is the dark shell ACTUALLY useful in any way?
On 2025-08-09 at 03:05:39
It should be called “yellow shell” and be yellow imo
Online Lobbies for Fun & Excitement!
On 2025-08-16 at 14:24:18
(Yes, I did retract from my normal texting style, but ONLY in this message for convenience purposes.)
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the
Dark Shell integrated into the item system!
Before you ask, the
Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the
Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!
So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the
Dark Shell ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.
)
↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no
Dark Shells or
Blue Shells.
Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.
↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.
Blue Shells appear, but
Dark Shells don't.
Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.
↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.
↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.
↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.
You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.
So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the
Dark Shell integrated into the item system!Before you ask, the
Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the
Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️
↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784
↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912
↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332
↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363
↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202
↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155
↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715
↓ With the
Dark Shell ↓https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743
Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway.
)↓ Beginner ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no
Dark Shells or
Blue Shells.
Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.↓ Apprentice ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD.
Blue Shells appear, but
Dark Shells don't.
Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.↓ Average ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.↓ Pro ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.↓ Master ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond.

I dont think the dark shell is actually in the pro lobby
1On 2025-08-16 at 13:57:32
Wait yo this is promising. I would think im average but i can RD so… a level above? I guess it should be up to @CanadaFromPWA to decide that
2custom item
On 2025-08-13 at 03:41:58
I think personally, they should add the Fire Flower, Ice Flower, Boomerang Flower (dang thats a lotta flower), Coin, Hammer, and Thundercloud.
I am back, and I'm sorry for what I did :(
On 2025-08-12 at 13:45:28
hello, I am GamerGuy and you probably know, I was banned for being immature. I greatly apologize, I just was being a little stupid and forgetting I'm autistic. I'm sorry for not already mentioning that...
now the RealGamerGuy_YT account still exists but I couldn't log in even though all information was correct.
guys, I understand what I did and I regret it. but could some one maybe tell me what the heck has happened while I was gone? sense I cant bet on my RealGamerGuy_YT account I cant see anyone's notifications, so please catch me up 🫤
all I know is @UKFromPWA_and_PhantomMC is now just @PhantomMC. that's all I know. oh I also know @Proudster's charger was a little funky and about the POWerful team.
well I'm back now.
now the RealGamerGuy_YT account still exists but I couldn't log in even though all information was correct.
guys, I understand what I did and I regret it. but could some one maybe tell me what the heck has happened while I was gone? sense I cant bet on my RealGamerGuy_YT account I cant see anyone's notifications, so please catch me up 🫤
all I know is @UKFromPWA_and_PhantomMC is now just @PhantomMC. that's all I know. oh I also know @Proudster's charger was a little funky and about the POWerful team.
well I'm back now.
Its all good @GamerGuyYT, we know you were being a bit Toxic, but its nice to see you back!
Trial Challenge
On 2025-08-14 at 03:11:15
Compete to get the best Time Trial score!
Rules:
One course will be selected from either RHGPDX, MKPCG, PRS, or MKSO. After 7 days, the users with the best scores win points based on their place.
To join, say something like:
And maybe put a smiley on it
Class: 150 CC
First place earns 5 pts.
Second earns 3 pts.
Third earns 1 pt.
I won't compete in this.
Scores:
(No one has any points yet)
If there's another CM multicup you want to have included in the lineup, ask me.
The first course is...
RHGPDX Giant Dusk Chasm!
Rules:
One course will be selected from either RHGPDX, MKPCG, PRS, or MKSO. After 7 days, the users with the best scores win points based on their place.
To join, say something like:
I'm joining! 

And maybe put a smiley on it
Class: 150 CC
First place earns 5 pts.
Second earns 3 pts.
Third earns 1 pt.
I won't compete in this.
Scores:
(No one has any points yet)
If there's another CM multicup you want to have included in the lineup, ask me.
The first course is...
RHGPDX Giant Dusk Chasm!
Dang i wish my CTGP PC was out >.<
Im not joining though, but seems interesting, wonder who will win (prob a pro if one of them joins, which im not so sure of)
{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!
On 2025-08-10 at 03:05:56
Why has no one said they’re friends with Boner? ;_;
Also new information on him:
Friends:
Canada
Dasher
Explorer
Personally:
LIKES TO YAP.
^ *LOVES*
Preferred tracks: Dry Bones Burnout, Bone-Dry Dunes
Preferred items: Hammer (MKTour/MKWorld), POW Block (MKWii), Bullet Bill (DS, Wii, 7, 8/8dx, World)
Other:
Chucks his freaking skull at people when angry 💀
Chucks bones (like in SMB3)
Rattles when nervous/afraid
By “preferred tracks” i mean almost always wins on em
By “preferred items” i mean he uses them VERY strategically
Also his name is now “DryBonesFan”
Also new information on him:
Friends:
Canada
Dasher
Explorer
Personally:
^ *LOVES*
Preferred tracks: Dry Bones Burnout, Bone-Dry Dunes
Preferred items: Hammer (MKTour/MKWorld), POW Block (MKWii), Bullet Bill (DS, Wii, 7, 8/8dx, World)
Other:
Chucks his freaking skull at people when angry 💀
Chucks bones (like in SMB3)
Rattles when nervous/afraid
By “preferred tracks” i mean almost always wins on em
By “preferred items” i mean he uses them VERY strategically
Also his name is now “DryBonesFan”
On 2025-08-09 at 02:30:06
Chapter 1: The first race
Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submittedYoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!
Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!
Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:
Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!
Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy
Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)
Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares
FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!
1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien
Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀
Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements
1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!
Next Chapter Coming Soon
My actual only complaint is that Boner doesn’t yap that much.
On 2025-08-09 at 02:08:18
"british jumpscare" tf that mean
I spelled “Color” like “Colour”
Im Canadian btw lel
On 2025-08-08 at 16:47:11
I’ll make a character
Name: Boner
Species: is it not obvious? if its not then Dry Bones
Personality: idk hes just bones 💀
Text colour: Gray
British jumpscare
Weight class, Lightweight
Team Green
i said that before realizing everyone was on green… im not changing it lel
Name: Boner
Species: is it not obvious? if its not then Dry Bones
Personality: idk hes just bones 💀
Text colour: Gray
British jumpscare
Weight class, Lightweight
Team Green
i said that before realizing everyone was on green… im not changing it lel
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1What is your favorite character?
On 2025-08-14 at 03:00:53
D A Z Y
I A M D A I S Y
I mean shes cool. (Not counting her status as godlike in this game)
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1On 2025-08-14 at 02:57:09
#DryBones
I like dry bones. Look at my pfp and it’s obvious
I like dry bones. Look at my pfp and it’s obvious
1Team POW
On 2025-08-08 at 16:28:52
@Nodac64? You gonna respond?
Are you not adding me cuz of what i said?
Btw, im Phantom. I changed my username 🫤
Are you not adding me cuz of what i said?
Btw, im Phantom. I changed my username 🫤
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1On 2025-08-08 at 13:28:36
How is this so popular? Like its a freaking POW BLOCK. A POW BLOCK. LIKE WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT IT? IF ANYTHING ITS KNOWN AS THE 2ND WORST ITEM IN MKWII. #DryBones
Dry bones is goated cuz hes an actual living (kinda) thing, a pow block has no life. I mean what are you exited abt it killing any enemy on screen? Like a fire flower or really any power-up can do it aswell. I know its faster but its always so out of the way to the point you just chuck some fire at the enemies anyways. WAIT I GOT AN IDEA LEMMIE COOK FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
I see your point of view about this team, well I'm going to explain to you our, or mostly my point of view about this topic.Dry bones is goated cuz hes an actual living (kinda) thing, a pow block has no life. I mean what are you exited abt it killing any enemy on screen? Like a fire flower or really any power-up can do it aswell. I know its faster but its always so out of the way to the point you just chuck some fire at the enemies anyways. WAIT I GOT AN IDEA LEMMIE COOK FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
Allow me to me explain you why I like the
POW Block as an item.You see, in Mario Kart Wii the POW Block was a really hated item because of how randomly it appears and how it just acts like a mini Shock only for players ahead of the person using the POW Block.
Now think about it this way, why are what I call the "Chaos" items (like the POW Block, the Thundercloud, the Shock, the Blue Shell) the most hated items in the game? Did you never ask yourself that question? Well let me give you the answer: it's simply because of how POWerful they are during races. They can litteraly change the entire race in a matter of second, and by creating such a massive chaos, players become mad and lose their patience, making them panick or even making them ragequit sometimes.
The addition of the POW Block item in Mario Kart PC exactly creates this feeling of chaos. You never know when it can appear or what will happen after it is used. The same feeling applies for players in 1st place constantly thinking about a potential Blue Shell appearing and destroying their race.
Personally, I've always been a fan of the chaos created by Mario Kart items, it's the true nature of Mario Kart after all. Nothing is set until the very last second and this is exactly why the Chaos items are my favorite items, including the POW Block.
The POW Block may not be a living creature but we see it as the symbol of our POWerful team, it gives us the POWer needed to destroy anyone who is willing to face us. Remember that it can kill ANY player, no matter the distance, in front of the user which just shows how POWerful of an item the POW Block is.
You see, POW Team currently has 26 members, and most of them are really active and really strong and POWerful racers, really tough to beat and showing no mercy to anyone (even other POW Team members) during worldwide online races.
This team is also very popular because no one is toxic! We're always chilling, talking, sharing good moments and helping eachothers in order to improve and generally become better at the game.
I, unlike you, never advertised my team anywhere other than in the first message of this topic, people join only if they want to.
I hope you can understand the popularity and origin of this team. If you have any question, just ask me and we'll talk about it like mature people.
You are my opponent, not my enemy.
Holy yap
Ye i like yapping a whole paragraph sometimes lmao
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