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(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-10-26 at 16:49:11
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!On 2026-10-18 at 22:18:02
Wish Granted but Bowser's been getting so many lives he didn't need it.
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted them
to Bowser and I get everything I ever wanted exactly HOW I wanted themWish granted, but you keep getting everything you ever want exactly how you want them for the rest of your life, and you get VERY bored later on.
to Bowser, and a lot of Raising Cane's __cpLocations open in the Northeast, specifically around Rhode Island.Wish Granted, but that's the only restaurant in the area for the rest of your life.
to Bowser to not have my stomach hurt when I wake up really early.Granted. Now your stomach hurts any other time.
to Bowser and I become the best at math among my classwish granted, but it comes zt the cost of hard work and determination
to Bowser and i want inklings to be realWish granted, but they wreck havoc upon the world
to Bowser and my phone starts dysfunctioning. I've never dropped it nor put it in water and have only had it for five monthsWish granted, but your phone explodes slime immediately when dysfunctioning and your whole body is covered in slime.
to Bowser, and Disney stops being greedy and trying to acquire every studios brand in existence.Wish granted, but then every studio brand THEN begin to get greedy and try to acquire Disney.
to Bowser and I get actual good artistic skills.On 2026-10-17 at 02:45:05
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.Wish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite o- hey wait, this seems familiar... Eh, probably nothing. As I was saying, you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser, and in return, I make an object show that'll become popular!On 2026-10-16 at 23:57:50
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!On 2026-10-16 at 00:40:09
Wish granted, but then another person will raid MKPC!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!Wish granted, but you are unable to play the original versions once you're done, leaving you with only the hard Kaizo games to replay over and over again
to Bowser and global warming stops. I do not wish to spend the next summer hiding in the shade because it's 40+ degrees outsideWish Granted, but global freezing starts, dooming the world to a forever winter on every continent and dropping the temperature to -40 degrees and less.
to Bowser to get everything I asked for my birthday in 2 weeks.they're all crappily made and WILL break from even the slightest of touches
to bowser and i get the ability to teleportWish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser and in exchange, I'll be able to shape-shift into other animals!On 2026-10-15 at 22:22:08
Wish granted, but then another person will raid MKPC!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!
to Bowser and in exchange I beat every kaizo Mario game!On 2026-10-15 at 21:40:56
to Bowser and RD will be forbidden in Mario kart PCWish granted! But as a result the whole game collapses.
to Bowser and-- Wait a minute I'm forbidden from making any more wishes!(Someone help plz?
Unrelated btw but I was reading Dinosaur Comics and listening to music at the same time, and when I read the word "tacos" on the last panel I was listening to Stalemate; more specifically the part... you should know what I'm talking about)
wish not granted, there is no wish, therefore there's no wish for me either
(dammit i wanted to wish for bowser to go through 7 layers of hell)
Wish grant-[reads comment] hmmm... ok...
I guess I can give a
to Bowser and start a new chainWish granted, but it'll be broken exactly 5 messages after!
to Bowser and I'll make a new Mario game, and it'll be famous!Wish granted, but Nintendo will think you stole copyright
to bowserIn exchange Id want a beendows x plush
Wish granted, but it'll be the most unpleasant thing you've ever held in your entire life. It's design will also be inaccurate and bad.
to Bowser and in exchange, BFDI gets a new season!On 2026-10-15 at 19:09:31
to Bowser and RD will be forbidden in Mario kart PCWish granted! But as a result the whole game collapses.
to Bowser and-- Wait a minute I'm forbidden from making any more wishes!(Someone help plz?
Unrelated btw but I was reading Dinosaur Comics and listening to music at the same time, and when I read the word "tacos" on the last panel I was listening to Stalemate; more specifically the part... you should know what I'm talking about)
wish not granted, there is no wish, therefore there's no wish for me either
(dammit i wanted to wish for bowser to go through 7 layers of hell)
Wish grant-[reads comment] hmmm... ok...
I guess I can give a
to Bowser and start a new chainWish granted, but it'll be broken exactly 5 messages after!
to Bowser and I'll make a new Mario game, and it'll be famous!On 2026-10-10 at 19:54:39
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.Wish granted, but the wrong images show
I give a life to Bowser, and intern I want Mario Kart Double Dash to come to GameCube online
Wish granted, but it'll be the laggiest unfunnest thing you'll ever play, and you'll also be giga restricted.
to Bowser, and in turn, I can time travel!On 2026-09-26 at 01:37:24
to Bowser to have a free update by the end of the month for Mario kart world, which adds 30 more retro tracks, not just any retro tracks, I mean THE BEST retro tracks.Wish granted, and indeed they are THE BEST. They're so amazing and detailed that they will overpower and crash your Switch 2 when you try to run them.
to Bowser and my keys stop breaking.Wish granted, but only those broken keys will be use-able again, and every other key will be broken.
to Bowser and in exchange I will finally finish every series I made!On 2026-09-25 at 12:16:03
wish granted but you cant play any of them
to Bowser so that I can actually be good at rdWish granted, but you are only decent at rd, not top player skill and also suck at all other skills (like item play and nerve control).
to bowser and:I will be protected from the psychological consequences of any further wishes I make.
Wish granted, but you cannot make any more wishes! (ignores protection)
to Bowser and I will get Beam.NG Drive on the PS5 on day one! (oct 19)Wish granted but you have too much space on your PS5 to download it and now you're stuck either deleting it or deleting one of your other games.
To bowser and in return Pitchfork gives Digital Pawprint by Knaiyves A 10/10 ratingWish granted, but Pitchfork will be a liar!
to Bowser, and in return I can fucking get first place on the Golden Mushroom cup!On 2026-09-25 at 03:14:52
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic 
Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
wish granted but you can no longer make a wish on this topic
to Bowser in exchange for free early access to all Nintendo gamesWish granted, but they will all be buggy and unfinished!
to Bowser, and in exchange, I will get popular!Wish granted... but then I'll become the most popular due to my awesome track!
to bonger, but then i'll whack 'em in the head with a... uh... La-piss Hammer from Super Kirby Clash!Wish granted, but your hammer explodes with yellow water that causes a flood.
to Bowser, and I can DM on MKPC from my Fire Stick.Wish granted, but you cannot DM on MKPC from any other device!
to Bowser, and my wish will be to own every single Nintendo console!On 2026-09-25 at 01:34:03
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
wish granted but you can no longer make a wish on this topic
to Bowser in exchange for free early access to all Nintendo gamesWish granted, but they will all be buggy and unfinished!
to Bowser, and in exchange, I will get popular!Space for Anything... again
On 2026-10-27 at 22:25:30
I finally made a video that can actually get views for once yippee!!
Heh, you must be pretty PROUD of yourself, right?
3On 2026-10-25 at 16:49:41
When you finish, will you release it so that other people could play?
On 2026-10-21 at 00:21:31
bad dog
that's it. im canceling mnl battles
uhh
if you do then i'll put you up for adoption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1On 2026-10-20 at 23:34:22
bad dog
On 2026-10-20 at 17:12:36
I'm gonna do it.
mnl i swear to god if you do this then i'll call you a DOG instead of a cat
On 2026-10-18 at 14:40:31
A dark mode for MKPC Please !
Maybe send this in the suggestion channel.
On 2026-10-18 at 13:35:07
I'm indifferent to dogs and cats. They're good ig