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francisco kart: season one episode one



francisco: hey guys i found this ticket for a racing tournament and it can only fit six people
we are all six people so
are you guys down to join?

miguel martins: hell yeah!

dallyson: if anything im in hell

isaqi: i agree with my cousin- I MEAN friend

isaelle: gotcha!

olavo: k

francisco: enough yappin LETS GO!!!!11!111!!!!!111!!


first track: francisco circuit


francisco: oh this track is named after me!

isaqi: i could tell because of how BAD it is

francisco: HEY MAN WHAT THE HELL

isaelle: dont anger him isaqi he gets mad very easily

francisco: YOU BET I DO COME ON LETS START THIS B*TCH

isaelle: language...

francisco: sorry


race starts


olavo: oh hey mushrooms- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *crashes*

francisco: okay yep they need a recovery center for him

dallyson: whats a recovery center- oh hey speed boosts! this will definely make me beat you- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *crashes*

olavo: hey guys im back

francisco: oh so there are recovery centers! anyways I MADE IT FIRST-


1st. francisco
2nd. olavo
3rd. dallyson
4th. isaelle
5th. miguel
6th. isaqi


second track: coldicart


olavo: man i really think we should CHILL out

francisco: olavo... look at the track

olavo: oh damn it really is chill

dallyson: IS THAT ICE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!

isaqi: is this really safe? we might fall off and freeze to death!

isaelle: you worry too much.

francisco: LETS GO!

olavo: *accidentally pushes isaqi off* oops, sorry

isaqi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*splash!*

francisco: oh damn... anyways i got a star and a mega mushroom!

miguel: oh we are so dead

francisco: IM GOING TO MAKE IT FIRST HEHEHEHHEHHEHHEHEHEHHEHE


1st. francisco
2nd. miguel
3rd. dallyson
4th. olavo
5th. isaqi
6th. isaelle


third track: whimsical valley


francisco: why is it whimsical?

miguel: idk, this track doesnt seem whimsy to me

dallyson: erm actually, its whimsical because-

francisco: SHUT UP DALLYSON WE DONT WANNA HEAR YOU

dallyson:

francisco: lets go

fast forward because i made this track boring as hell


1st. francisco
2nd. isaqi
3rd. dallyson
4th. isaelle
5th. miguel
6th. olavo


final track: graveyard gavern


francisco: hey cavern is spelled wrong

dallyson: its to make the initial g.g.

francisco: you give up now?

dallyson: no

francisco: say hi to my dad if you see him! oh wait... lets go!

fast forward because i also made this track boring as hell and totally not because i wanna finish this episode

1st. francisco
2nd. miguel
3rd. dallyson
4th. isaqi
5th. isaelle
6th. olavo


francisco: YAY I WON

fin

cast



francisco arthur as luigi
miguel martins as mario
olavo as wario
dallyson as koopa
isaelle as daisy
isake as yoshi

ill put more characters when i think of them

based off all those self insert fanfics

Oh, so how many points do you need for each character?

I'm just wondering

im just gonna unlock this so feel free to chat about stuff or whatever

This is gonna be difficult.

Im planning to make a sort of SMB game, Im currently on World 3. When I finish, Im gonna make it into one big multicup. After that... i dont know

Maybe make some more topics? Try out some tracks (fanmade and original)? I-I dont even know-

Update! - I just finished World 4. Im on World 5, so basically, Im practically halfway through! Woo!

i did it

this is more useless then my topic i created by accident vro

c'est fou que ce soit le premier sujet ici (i had to use google translate for this)

i think i did this wrong

i dont really know what to say other than ''Hey guys, check out my cool and radical tracks!!!''

i meant thhe bfdi 1a script







anyways im bored heres the bfdi 1a script

Match: Yeah, I know, she was like so surprised.

Pencil: Really?

Match: Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn’t very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!

Pencil: OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs.

Match: Well, yeah. Flower thinks she’s so fabulous. Like the time she asked Icy if she was beautiful.

Flower: Ice Cube, don’t you think I look beautiful?

Ice Cube: Uh, no? Oh, oh! I remember that! I am SO gonna get revenge on her. I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants! I’m so glad you guys are my friends though. Really! Bubble likes me too… Right, Bubble? Right?

Bubble: Uh, um… Yeah?

Match & Pencil: No, Ice Cube! Stop!

Show: *pop*

Bubble: Pin, You nearly popped me!

Pin: Oh, it’s not my fault. It’s this stupid Blocky here. It’s his fault! Oof!

Blocky: Fine, I’ll get Needle.

Needle: Help!

Bubble: Yikes! What was that for?

Blocky: Hey, I’m just in the mood to hurt someone.

Woody: *scream*

Leafy: Woody, get up! There’s a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!

Tennis Ball: Teardrop, calm down. Kicking Woody could severely injure him. He IS balsa.

Woody: *scream*

Eraser: I can’t believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is. He’s so uncool.

Pen, though, you’re cool.

Pen: So are you, Eraser.

Snowball: Oof. Woah! Rocky, wake up!

Rocky: Wha? Hi SB

Snowball: *sigh*

Rocky: Whee! Oof! Hi, TB, my good-old friend!

Firey: Coiny! You’re so dumb! Hey!

Coiny: Oh my gosh, Firey, You’re so easy to slap.

Show: *slapping*

Golf Ball: Firey, Coiny, stop fighting! And Spongy, take a bath. You’re stinky.

Spongy: Sorry.

Blocky: Isn’t Golf Ball bossy?

Eraser: I know! She is like a bossy-bot. Uh, you know, a bossy robot? Well, a robot built to be its bossiest. I’d do anything to get away from her. Or Flower, or Woody, or Spongy.

Announcer: Well, then you’re in luck.

Eraser: Uh, how?.

Announcer: Well, everybody, they’re building the island of luxury.
It’s called Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five-star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants, and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn’t.

Eraser: So, um, how much’ll it cost?

Announcer: Not even a penny.

Eraser: Then I’ll take it!

Announcer: But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.

Eraser: Uh, I wouldn’t give up that island for anything.

Announcer: Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.

BFDI INTRO

Announcer: So yes. Whoever stays on the bar the longest wins.

Leafy: Let’s help each other.

Pin: Yeah!

Coiny: Blocky, wake up. What are you doing?

Spongy: Uh-oh.

Flower: Out of my way! I need my space!

Leafy: Help me, Pin! *Snatch!* Thanks.

Bubble: Let’s form an alliance.

Match: That would do no harm!

Pencil: Let’s do it!

Ice Cube: Wha? An alliance? I’ve got to join. Coming through! Sorry, Pen. Hey, guys! Can I be part-

Show: *boom*

Pencil: No.

Coiny: Blocky, come on. Wake up! Oops.

Blocky: *Snatch!* Coiny, don’t ever- Oops.

Show: *Yeah!*

Leafy: There’s the evil Flower. She’s still in.

Pin: Let’s run her over!

Leafy: Yeah!

Blocky: Uh-oh.

Pin: Hey, we’re flying!

Leafy: You’re right! Woo-hoo!

Pin: Uh-oh. Pull up!

Leafy: I can't! Oh, no! Blocky? Rocky? Help!

Blocky: What is it?

Leafy: You’re stepping on me.

Blocky: Better?

Leafy: Yes. Now pull us up.

Blocky: Woah!

Leafy: Ack! Teardrop, hold on to my other arm.

Flower: Ha, ha! I’m wearing non-slip shoes, so ha. Hey! Grr! *Snatch!*

Pin: Ack!

Flower: Huh, wha- Ew, oh my god!...*scream*

Leafy: Nice going, Pin. A job well done.

Pin: Teardrop, let’s swing. Yay.

Leafy: Pin, alliance, remember?

Pin: Oh yeah.

Blocky: Leafy, you’re stepping on me!

Leafy: Wha? Oops.

Show: *Yeah!*

Leafy & Pin Rock, paper, scissors.

Pin: Scissors beats paper. I get to push you off.

Leafy: Wait, hold on a sec. We didn’t agree to that.

Pin: Look, when I win the island, I’ll let you onto the island.

Leafy: Pin, this still isn’t fair.

Pin: Only one of us can win.

Leafy: Um, Pin, wrong finger.

Pin: Whoops, heh heh. Anyway, still, only one of us can win.

Announcer: That’s where you’re wrong. The two of you both win.

Pin: Wait, we both get the island?

Announcer: Nope. You just get to choose the teams. The teams for a much larger, longer battle to win Dream Island.

Pin: Oh, great.

Leafy: It’s not that bad.

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