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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-07-07 at 16:49:38
Can you rate my new PFP
I made a YT channel
On 2026-03-03 at 00:16:32
3 words: Super Mario Maker
2[Fanfic] Total Drama MKPC
On 2026-01-20 at 13:50:54
Okay, I’ll be on the red team
Character: Moopy
Personality: Is an idiot most of the time but he is only smart in serious situations
Character: Moopy
Personality: Is an idiot most of the time but he is only smart in serious situations
1On 2026-01-20 at 13:40:13
Are there 4 or 2 teams?
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-07-07 at 05:16:58
“I….. am Steve” From A Minecraft Movie
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2025-08-02 at 05:56:26
The Pink Shell
Using this item loads 100 viruses into your device(you don’t get the reference don’t you)
Using this item loads 100 viruses into your device(you don’t get the reference don’t you)
PROJECT: Mariokart PC GENERATIONS
On 2025-07-06 at 00:58:51
Well I’m not a good artist, just look at my crappy original tracks
On 2025-07-05 at 17:46:00
If your looking for GameCube tracks here is my remake of Yoshi circuit https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=184284
Addressing the Forum Situation
On 2026-02-15 at 05:05:36
If you've used the forum recently you'll know it's a bit problematic and for various reasons, and unfortunately it has been like this for a while now. A few days ago, Graf_Pigouni posted his thoughts on this topic and it's gotten people talking, and rightfully so. Rather than replying in that topic only to have the message buried on a random page and missed by people, I'll be sharing my thoughts and what will be happening soon to mitigate this here.
The Problem(s):
Competitive talking. I don't understand why people are so obsessed with increasing their message count because it's really stupid. Kids get a shot of dopamine seeing that number go up and then go off topic by celebrating a message milestone. Quite frankly, nobody cares and it gets annoying really quick. I've lost track of how many times people have been told to not have conversations on the report topic, only for more conversations to happen a few days later (there's a reason we only want reports there, it makes moderating the site easier since we don't need to filter slop, help us help you!).
It's clear that the message counter has fueled posts containing unimportant slop and has led to the creation of random topics that should just go on Space for Anything. I don't think anyone would be surprised with the fact that people are spending more time on the forums than the actual game (holy shit did you guys realise the MK in MKPC stands for Mario Kart meaning there's a game attached to the site?!).
Oh and for those who think I broke the rules by saying the 'shit' word in the sentence above, you haven't read the rules, which also happens to be another problem contributing to the forum slop. Easy solution would be to just read it, idk what you want me to tell you.
It doesn't help that most of the contributors to the problem are young, too young for social media so they come here instead. Now even though I personally think you shouldn't be allowed on social media at such a young age, I can't realistically enforce those bans, and I'm sure people would fake their age anyway.
Take some advice from a 20yo unc like me, you only get one childhood, so don't waste it here on the forums and go enjoy it.
What the community should do:
If people do break the rules on the forum, either use the report topic or the red report button in the top right corner of each message. Also, don't give any rule-breaking messages any attention because it will only make things worse. Use reactions where applicable instead of making a new post too.
PLAY THE GAME. There is so much love and effort put into the game, especially people who create custom tracks for others to enjoy. Even the lower-end courses are still made by people attempting to contribute to the site. Go and explore the courses out there and support creators who put a lot of time and care into their creations. I reckon some forum grinders don't know who RHcks is, and that's a red flag tbh.
Going outside is also a solid option.
What I will be doing as an admin:
I'll be pushing for some updated rules that should be easier for the community to read. Even though the current rules are admittedly a bit tricky to follow it IS still your responsibility to read and follow them. The rules exist for a reason and serve to keep the community safe and the mods will enforce them where necessary, but know the mods here are pretty chill and lenient with people and we don't make unfair decisions. Hopefully this limits the amount of people who get confused or those who don't understand that mild swearing is actually allowed.
I will also be purging the report topic next week, meaning every post there will be deleted. Some of you will notice that your message counts will drop (boo hoo), as it should since it's not a place to chat or get that number going up. I'm also expecting the new report topic to not have any irrelevant messages.
TLDR:
You should probably actually read this but quick recap:
- Make sure you read and follow the rules
- Competitive talking is bad
- Message count is useless and NOT an achievement
- Don't respond to rule-breaking messages and use the report options
- Play the game including custom tracks
Have a good day.
The Problem(s):
Competitive talking. I don't understand why people are so obsessed with increasing their message count because it's really stupid. Kids get a shot of dopamine seeing that number go up and then go off topic by celebrating a message milestone. Quite frankly, nobody cares and it gets annoying really quick. I've lost track of how many times people have been told to not have conversations on the report topic, only for more conversations to happen a few days later (there's a reason we only want reports there, it makes moderating the site easier since we don't need to filter slop, help us help you!).
It's clear that the message counter has fueled posts containing unimportant slop and has led to the creation of random topics that should just go on Space for Anything. I don't think anyone would be surprised with the fact that people are spending more time on the forums than the actual game (holy shit did you guys realise the MK in MKPC stands for Mario Kart meaning there's a game attached to the site?!).
Oh and for those who think I broke the rules by saying the 'shit' word in the sentence above, you haven't read the rules, which also happens to be another problem contributing to the forum slop. Easy solution would be to just read it, idk what you want me to tell you.
It doesn't help that most of the contributors to the problem are young, too young for social media so they come here instead. Now even though I personally think you shouldn't be allowed on social media at such a young age, I can't realistically enforce those bans, and I'm sure people would fake their age anyway.
Take some advice from a 20yo unc like me, you only get one childhood, so don't waste it here on the forums and go enjoy it.
What the community should do:
If people do break the rules on the forum, either use the report topic or the red report button in the top right corner of each message. Also, don't give any rule-breaking messages any attention because it will only make things worse. Use reactions where applicable instead of making a new post too.
PLAY THE GAME. There is so much love and effort put into the game, especially people who create custom tracks for others to enjoy. Even the lower-end courses are still made by people attempting to contribute to the site. Go and explore the courses out there and support creators who put a lot of time and care into their creations. I reckon some forum grinders don't know who RHcks is, and that's a red flag tbh.
Going outside is also a solid option.
What I will be doing as an admin:
I'll be pushing for some updated rules that should be easier for the community to read. Even though the current rules are admittedly a bit tricky to follow it IS still your responsibility to read and follow them. The rules exist for a reason and serve to keep the community safe and the mods will enforce them where necessary, but know the mods here are pretty chill and lenient with people and we don't make unfair decisions. Hopefully this limits the amount of people who get confused or those who don't understand that mild swearing is actually allowed.
I will also be purging the report topic next week, meaning every post there will be deleted. Some of you will notice that your message counts will drop (boo hoo), as it should since it's not a place to chat or get that number going up. I'm also expecting the new report topic to not have any irrelevant messages.
TLDR:
You should probably actually read this but quick recap:
- Make sure you read and follow the rules
- Competitive talking is bad
- Message count is useless and NOT an achievement
- Don't respond to rule-breaking messages and use the report options
- Play the game including custom tracks
Have a good day.
Honestly I agree, the message counter has caused too many problems and a lot of useless topics made by 8 year olds who shouldn’t even be using the forums, I feel like the only way to solve this is to either remove the message counter altogether or add a limit to how many topics you can make in a day(probably 5 or 10) or maybe 5 messages an hour
1PROJECT: Mariokart World PC
On 2025-08-10 at 01:45:05
You could just make a multi cup that’s basically like free roam but all the courses are separated but still takes up less space(what I mean by that is that all the courses are like free roam where you get to explore the image)
This might be a bit pointless, and also would require everyone who does have a track in the project to create another version and probably spend more time extending their image (which may not even work in some cases). But also if the tracks are separated then it's not exactly free roam either, so I can't imagine people wanting to play these tbh.
Question: are we gonna make crown cities 1, 2, 3, and the full changing track?
CC1 is already made and can be found on the track list (2nd post), and CC2 will also be featured once a suitable version of that is made. Either CC3 or CCFull will feature in the bonus cup once that gets figured out.
What if for the GPs you just had the intermissions connecting the tracks there. For Example, instead of doing all of MBC's intermissions, you just had MBC go to CC1.
Also, if it'd be easier, the intermissions could be their own race. This would mean that the mushroom cup would be Bros. Circuit, MBC to Crown City, Crown City, Crown City to Whistlestop, Whistlestop to DK Spaceport, then finally DK Spaceport itself.
Also, if it'd be easier, the intermissions could be their own race. This would mean that the mushroom cup would be Bros. Circuit, MBC to Crown City, Crown City, Crown City to Whistlestop, Whistlestop to DK Spaceport, then finally DK Spaceport itself.
Not only do intermissions take significantly longer to make due to both their size and the fact that you have to make the actual track + the route + a bit of the starting track, they're also pretty unrewarding to play. There's far less of an incentive to create these since people won't really be playing them, and most of these courses have at least 10+ hours put into them already. The main 32 will just be the 3-lap races, which is also what most people who play MKWorld actually prefer. I won't stop people from making their own intermissions if they want to but it will most likely not feature because I can't imagine people would want to make a high quality intermission let alone all of the GP ones.
Well I made an explorable delfino square(free roam basically) and- ok you prove a point.
On 2025-08-10 at 01:08:24
do you plan to make the open world of mkworld in mkpc ????
Most likely not. Image sizes across the tracks aren't even, it be a massive pain in the ass to program and optimising it will be absolutely awful. I can also see the full image being like 300MB+ so it would probably be terrible to play too.
You could just make a multi cup that’s basically like free roam but all the courses are separated but still takes up less space(what I mean by that is that all the courses are like free roam where you get to explore the image)
(DISCONTINUED) The Silly Adventures [fanfic]
On 2026-01-10 at 23:27:16
Georgie: I’m back, *cough* but just worse than before *fucking dies of the many injuries he suffered*
On 2025-08-12 at 01:23:11
S2 E9
'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473
Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
..............................................
(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473
Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?
(Music Start)
Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait.... you a d.. on't- mmean --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)
(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)
(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!
(Back at the ???)
Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)
Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.
...to be continued...
Season 2
Episode 9
'Nappin'
THE END
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On 2025-08-08 at 01:23:21
S2 E8
Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505
(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Nashatra says... "chat I think I didn't die this time"
Ad2: SuperSwimmer says... "Happy Birthday!"
Ad3: George says… “Get your Explosive Switch 2s today at the price of 80$!!!!”
Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505
(One day in the hotel...)
Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!
(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
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Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.
(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!
Season 2
Episode 8
Super Swimming
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Nashatra says... "chat I think I didn't die this time"
Ad2: SuperSwimmer says... "Happy Birthday!"
Ad3: George says… “Get your Explosive Switch 2s today at the price of 80$!!!!”
SPECTACULAR PORTRAYAL! I bet @SuperSwimmer would be really proud
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S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!
...thanks for motivating me:
S2 Prologue
Blue: Yes?
Mailman: Hey I've got invitations for all of yall to go to Sinnoh to spend the holiday.
Everyone: Yay!
Blue: Alright everybody finish your dinner and pack up.
(They eat their dinner and pack up.)
Red: Get in the car, NOW!
(They drive for hours.)
Marcelo: *yawn* I'm getting sleepy.
Red: We're almost there.
(They arrive at the port.)
Man: You here to spend the holiday at Sinnoh? Great! Your suitcases with your names here, and your car there!
(They get ready.)
Jay: You ready for this?
T: ...yes.
Man: All aboard! Your cabins are... here on the map. The market is... here, the restaurant... is here, and... the recreation center is here. You drive Mario Karts, right?
Jay: Yeah.
T: ...yes?
Opulent: Yeah.
Man: That's nice to hear. Bon voyage!
Opulent: It's "bon bvoyahe."
(They enter their cabins.)
Speaker: Good night! We at the Cruise Corporation hope you don't get seasick!
(Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1 plays, and they eventually drift to sleep.)
Meanwhile George:
George: *riding under the boat in his submarine* hehe they won’t know what’s coming
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1On 2025-07-21 at 00:50:12
Epilogue idea:
George: *wakes up on the pile of bricks* they will PAY.
George: *wakes up on the pile of bricks* they will PAY.
On 2025-07-21 at 00:25:36
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
hey why aren’t I in this episode
On 2025-07-10 at 21:49:10
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
On 2025-07-08 at 02:48:20
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
“ Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!” feared by everyone except George because one time he almost choked him to death and he broke several of his bones just because he liked grow a garden