Stupid Item Ideas.
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5120 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-08-02 at 08:22:52
The Red Shell Rain:
Drops 100000000000 red shells on your head
Drops 100000000000 red shells on your head
On 2025-08-02 at 08:37:55
crappy hat: does nothing and stops you moving until 11th place crosses the finish line and looks like cappy
On 2025-08-02 at 21:47:44
No Parking Sign:
If you use this item, all characters cannot stop accelerating, move at 200cc speed, and have a 0 handling stat until the race is over. This item has a guaranteed 100% chance if you are in 12th place.
If you use this item, all characters cannot stop accelerating, move at 200cc speed, and have a 0 handling stat until the race is over. This item has a guaranteed 100% chance if you are in 12th place.
On 2025-08-04 at 03:03:42
No Parking Sign:
If you use this item, all characters cannot stop accelerating, move at 200cc speed, and have a 0 handling stat until the race is over. This item has a guaranteed 100% chance if you are in 12th place.
If you use this item, all characters cannot stop accelerating, move at 200cc speed, and have a 0 handling stat until the race is over. This item has a guaranteed 100% chance if you are in 12th place.
That's a good idea!
On 2025-08-13 at 02:42:14
Bob-omb Frenzy (50 Bob-ombs) would be such a chaotic item xD
how did you make that
How do you get it
On 2025-08-13 at 02:58:33
Black Shell: Homes on everyone in front of you, systematically hitting all of them, and exploding when it hits first. To make it worse, after you get hit, your screen is covered in ink like a blooper. If you throw it in first place, then it will keep hitting people until you drop out of first. There is no way to destroy this item, except for when it hits first and explodes.
There's only one downside for the person who throws it: For each player it hits, you lose five VR if you don't finish in first place. Luckily, if you do finish in first, then you get five VR for each person you hit.
There's already an black shellThere's only one downside for the person who throws it: For each player it hits, you lose five VR if you don't finish in first place. Luckily, if you do finish in first, then you get five VR for each person you hit.
, In french mkpc the dark shell is called "carapace noire" which means "black shell"
On 2025-08-13 at 03:29:59
I have some reasonable, yet a little crazy 
Triple bombs 💣
Thundercloud ⚡️☁️
Barrel 🛢️ shoots you into 1st in five seconds, but insanely rare
Blade ⭕️ (couldn’t find good emoji 🫤) goes down the entire track through the middle killing anyone in its way
There are some… insane ideas
Triple bombs 💣
Thundercloud ⚡️☁️
Barrel 🛢️ shoots you into 1st in five seconds, but insanely rare
Blade ⭕️ (couldn’t find good emoji 🫤) goes down the entire track through the middle killing anyone in its way
There are some… insane ideas
On 2025-08-13 at 03:41:50
Swap Mushroom:
Swaps places like this:
Chooses a random player (or CPU) from the front half of the places (1st-6th) and chooses another random player (or CPU) from the back (7th-12th) to swap places with the chosen person that is from the front (1st-6th).
Note 1: If they are in these places (10th-12th) when swapped, there's a 40% chance that you will get dark shelled, if not possible you will get bombed immediately.
Note 2: It can only work with even numbers.
Swaps places like this:
Chooses a random player (or CPU) from the front half of the places (1st-6th) and chooses another random player (or CPU) from the back (7th-12th) to swap places with the chosen person that is from the front (1st-6th).
Note 1: If they are in these places (10th-12th) when swapped, there's a 40% chance that you will get dark shelled, if not possible you will get bombed immediately.
Note 2: It can only work with even numbers.
On 2025-08-13 at 08:10:01
The Boo mushroom: You can drive through walls and the checkpoints doesn't matter anymore
On 2025-08-13 at 13:41:09
Bob-omb Frenzy (50 Bob-ombs) would be such a chaotic item xD
how did you make that
How do you get it
On 2025-08-13 at 14:08:05
I knew that they just put the pow block for the item boxes (not the item the people made like @Nodac64 and everyone else) if u heard rumbling sounds in grand prix or vs race it was the pow block like I said before the pow block just got added to the items they just brung it back it was from Mario kart wii
On 2025-08-13 at 15:19:03
I knew that they just put the pow block for the item boxes (not the item the people made like @Nodac64 and everyone else) if u heard rumbling sounds in grand prix or vs race it was the pow block like I said before the pow block just got added to the items they just brung it back it was from Mario kart wii
The 
POW Block was officially added in Mario Kart PC on September 28th 2024 which is almost a year ago.However, back then the POW Block was a very buggy item and many changes had to be done. Thus, it had to be removed from the standard item distributions because it was not suited for the game yet. Over the months, the POW Block has stayed available exclusively for custom item distributions but has recieved many changes.
Finally, in the last update that was released here, the POW Block was added back in the standard item distributions because every bugs have been fixed and the item is now suitable for online races.
On 2025-08-13 at 15:48:54
Teal Shell
It Explodes Everyone but the One In First
Magenta Shell
It Explodes Everyone but the One In Last
It Explodes Everyone but the One In First
Magenta Shell
It Explodes Everyone but the One In Last
On 2025-08-13 at 16:05:20
Fire Flower but if you get hit your character is set on fire and is automatically driven (as if they were a CPU) to the nearest source of water. If there is no water, you drive in circles forever
On 2025-08-13 at 16:45:48
Item Box. When you use it, it spins the roullette again. It has a 78% chance of getting the Item box again, and the rest gets a better item. You use it again and it gives you a higher percentage of getting the Item Box again and a lower percentage of getting an even better item. This continues on until either 1: You finish the race, 2: you get a good Item instead of the Item box, or 3: you get to 1% chance and pray that you could get the best item, or get item box and then it's 100%, and it keeps going in a loop until you finish.
On 2025-08-14 at 01:59:41
I knew that they just put the pow block for the item boxes (not the item the people made like @Nodac64 and everyone else) if u heard rumbling sounds in grand prix or vs race it was the pow block like I said before the pow block just got added to the items they just brung it back it was from Mario kart wii
The POW Block was officially added in Mario Kart PC on September 28th 2024 which is almost a year ago.However, back then the POW Block was a very buggy item and many changes had to be done. Thus, it had to be removed from the standard item distributions because it was not suited for the game yet. Over the months, the POW Block has stayed available exclusively for custom item distributions but has recieved many changes.
Finally, in the last update that was released here, the POW Block was added back in the standard item distributions because every bugs have been fixed and the item is now suitable for online races.
yeah but 2023 is a year ago (1 year or 2 years they added it) and from Mario kart wii I didn't lets u push ctrl and it didn't cause any damage only for a little bit it didn't work here on mkpc but it worked on Mario kart Wii when you had to shake the controller but we couldn't now
On 2025-08-14 at 19:37:41
Nuke destroys everything
On 2025-08-14 at 20:50:52
Poop, it makes anyone else's computer smell like poop
(Yes, I know poop humor stupid wahh who cares)
(Yes, I know poop humor stupid wahh who cares)
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1On 2025-08-14 at 21:37:27
Cheeseshroom:
Makes the character slow as if they were off road, also a bit useful as anyone who touches the person with the power up gets the effect as well. (the effect lasts for 10 seconds)
Makes the character slow as if they were off road, also a bit useful as anyone who touches the person with the power up gets the effect as well. (the effect lasts for 10 seconds)