What weird quotes do you randomly think of
9934 pts ★ Expert
5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-07-23 at 23:41:22
"I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!"
On 2026-07-24 at 02:51:49
"Hello ? I'll call you back later - I'm swamped right now ."
On 2026-07-25 at 16:33:57
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
2
1On 2026-07-25 at 17:38:09
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
BLAKE JENNINGS MENTIONED????
1On 2026-08-03 at 03:38:59
"AI images are NOT allowed. We want to showcase human creativity, skill, and effort. AI may also steal an image from other MKPC users (which has happened in the past)."
-@BowserJr03
This quote is NOT weird.
-@BowserJr03
This quote is NOT weird.
3
1On 2026-08-03 at 03:44:57
can i pls stop getting pinged for random forum topics, thanks
3
4
1On 2026-08-03 at 11:42:13
God da*n it Kris, where the f*ck are we?!
On 2026-08-04 at 02:19:44
“Yo the exits this wa-“ *dies*
On 2026-08-04 at 02:47:17
Those Minecraft quotes you see on the title in the homescreen
On 2026-08-05 at 06:33:43
"... Pick a God and Pray."
1On 2026-08-05 at 06:36:55
"Mods, twist his di-"
On 2026-08-05 at 14:35:11
It's a beautiful day outside.
*Megalovania intensifies as this message fills you with both determination and fear.*
*Megalovania intensifies as this message fills you with both determination and fear.*
On 2026-08-07 at 11:23:54
I'm making f***ing mac and cheese, and no one can stop me!!!
1On 2026-08-07 at 13:40:27
Well I actively have a performance of the Addams Family musical at my local theater, and there's many a quote in that show |; )
"Oh, come to me, my luscious wife, oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and dress cut down to Venezuela! And tell us what every Addams hopes for!" "Darkness and grief and unspeakable sorrow.""I love it when you talk sexy."
"LINE DANCE!"
"Oh! F-foiled again! oh, damn you and your lightning reflexes - OH!" (this is when I 'stab' Gomez)
"Mom. Dad. I shot dinner." "Oh, that's beautiful honey. Wherever did you find it?" "Petting zoo."
"This dinner has to go okay." "It will if you let me blow up this 'Lucas' guy."
"There are four things - " "GOMEZ! Would you stop that!"
"Okay. Family dinner - family meeting." (when our Wednesday misspoke her line)
"Define 'normal.'" (shushes her pet rat)
"Earth to Alice, we'e landed in Weird City. I say drinks and bye-bye."
"Oh look! It's Wednesday's little brother Pugsley, just returned from the Bible study!" "Hi there! Would you like to make a donation?" "Oh sure honey! What are you collecting for?" "Just put some money in the can and nobody gets HURT - "
"Excuse me, do you have a little girls' room?" "We used to, but we let them all go. WOO!"
"Don't worry, my daughter has a black belt in karate. He tries anything… she'll rip his throat out. TO THE CHILDREN!"
"Come, let me show you the moat! Did you bring a bathing suit? Never mind, LET'S BE CRAZY!"
"Face your demons and then happily say, 'I'm playing Full Disclosure with all these crazy happy people!'"
"How much time have I got left? I'm a hundred and two, I've got shingles and arthritis, and when I break wind? WHOO! It could start the windmills on an old Dutch painting! But I've still got one more round in me. Call - me - cougar, but five'll getcha ten there's a couple o' ninety-year-old hotties out there just lookin' to CHOW DOWN on a GRANDMA SANDWICH. Full Disclo - *coughs* Full Disc - *coughing and wheezing* I just peed." "We should've put you down years ago." (nods)
"All is black inside my face."
"You want to act like a tool? GO SLEEP IN THE SHED."
"AAUUUUUGH!" "Oh my god!" "Gotcha! Now will you marry me?" "Oh yes Lewis, a thousand times yes!" "Lucas. It's Lucas!" "Gotcha."
"Son, for purely selfish reasons, you turned a simple dinner into a night from hell." "We couldn't be more proud."
And this is just a fraction of it. There's so many more quotes that I love but I can't think up on the spot.
"Oh, come to me, my luscious wife, oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and dress cut down to Venezuela! And tell us what every Addams hopes for!" "Darkness and grief and unspeakable sorrow.""I love it when you talk sexy."
"LINE DANCE!"
"Oh! F-foiled again! oh, damn you and your lightning reflexes - OH!" (this is when I 'stab' Gomez)
"Mom. Dad. I shot dinner." "Oh, that's beautiful honey. Wherever did you find it?" "Petting zoo."
"This dinner has to go okay." "It will if you let me blow up this 'Lucas' guy."
"There are four things - " "GOMEZ! Would you stop that!"
"Okay. Family dinner - family meeting." (when our Wednesday misspoke her line)
"Define 'normal.'" (shushes her pet rat)
"Earth to Alice, we'e landed in Weird City. I say drinks and bye-bye."
"Oh look! It's Wednesday's little brother Pugsley, just returned from the Bible study!" "Hi there! Would you like to make a donation?" "Oh sure honey! What are you collecting for?" "Just put some money in the can and nobody gets HURT - "
"Excuse me, do you have a little girls' room?" "We used to, but we let them all go. WOO!"
"Don't worry, my daughter has a black belt in karate. He tries anything… she'll rip his throat out. TO THE CHILDREN!"
"Come, let me show you the moat! Did you bring a bathing suit? Never mind, LET'S BE CRAZY!"
"Face your demons and then happily say, 'I'm playing Full Disclosure with all these crazy happy people!'"
"How much time have I got left? I'm a hundred and two, I've got shingles and arthritis, and when I break wind? WHOO! It could start the windmills on an old Dutch painting! But I've still got one more round in me. Call - me - cougar, but five'll getcha ten there's a couple o' ninety-year-old hotties out there just lookin' to CHOW DOWN on a GRANDMA SANDWICH. Full Disclo - *coughs* Full Disc - *coughing and wheezing* I just peed." "We should've put you down years ago." (nods)
"All is black inside my face."
"You want to act like a tool? GO SLEEP IN THE SHED."
"AAUUUUUGH!" "Oh my god!" "Gotcha! Now will you marry me?" "Oh yes Lewis, a thousand times yes!" "Lucas. It's Lucas!" "Gotcha."
"Son, for purely selfish reasons, you turned a simple dinner into a night from hell." "We couldn't be more proud."
And this is just a fraction of it. There's so many more quotes that I love but I can't think up on the spot.
On 2026-08-07 at 15:56:36
"Cooperate? I'm gonna make sushi out of you if you don't tell me where Tails is!"
Sonic, 1993
Sonic, 1993
On 2026-08-07 at 15:59:56
"I swear to f*cking god if you pull the trigger"
On 2026-08-07 at 17:18:13
7
531On 2026-08-07 at 21:25:10
ohh that explains a lot
1
On 2026-08-09 at 18:57:10
what is this even supposed to be?? is it supposed to be like "le epic own"
also the answer is (from the research i've done) $1363.76.
how did i get this, you ask?
the research that i've gotten shows Hunt Brothers Pizza is the most prevalent pizza chain in the US. A 12" Pizza (which we'll use as the baseline) is priced at $11.99, but each subsequent pizza after instead costs $10.99. thus, the equation we would have to do would be 11.99 + (10.99 * 123), resulting in the answer $1363.76.
el sources
10 Largest pizza chains in the United States in 2026 from ScrapeHero
New pricing for Hunt Brothers from Facebook