What weird quotes do you randomly think of
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5595 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-07-23 at 23:41:22
"I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!"
On 2026-07-24 at 02:51:49
"Hello ? I'll call you back later - I'm swamped right now ."
Yesterday at 16:33:57
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
Yesterday at 17:38:09
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
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