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13646 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-12-15 at 14:34:56
Mt. Silver Booster Pack!
Somethin' else I'm working on:
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Somethin' else I'm working on:
But your cards use other Support Cards for some Attacks. So make the Attacks Darkness-type! (Uses any color Support Card) (Only Togekiss and Venusaur are OK)
EDIT: the game is 2% done, and you announce BOOSTERS?
Wait, something doesn't seem right...
You're saying that I should make the attacks DARK type instead of the SAME type as the card?
Also, for your question, I was trying to group them together in a category (like, for example, Mt. Silver.)
On 2025-12-14 at 16:00:09
This seems interesting! Could you, say, make a card so we know what guidelines to follow?
Make custom MKPC Quick Mode Tiles!
On 2026-04-05 at 16:54:20
Here you can make a QM tileset version of any track you want!
Name: Rainbow Road (Red)
Created by: Me (OCM)
Made this in Piskel, and tried to keep it as close to the layout of the QM tiles in the QM track builder.
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1Send your OCs here
On 2026-02-12 at 15:00:00
Ah, yes. I have a lot of OCs.
Nommanic Folloreht
B-day: Feb 11, 2002
He's really self-confident, but can back it up with credible bite.
Franchise: Mario X Pokemon
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
B-day: Dec 18, 2000
She's serious and will do whatever it takes to win. Like setting others on fire.
Franchise: Pokemon
Veenyx Oiramybab
B-day: 6-7, 2004
Chill unless someone annoys him. Very vengeful if something happens to his friends.
Mario X Pokemon
Sabrina Nisaro
B-day: Jan 27, 2003 (I think)
Kinda shy, but kind, too.
Mario X Pokemon
Jimmy Lavandar
B-day: 2004
He just wants to make friends. He likes to use Gimmick Pokemon.
Pokemon
Kris (Crystal Lynne)
B-day: 2003
She wants to become a famous Pokemon coordinator / idol. She likes men that wear capes.
Pokemon
Tricia Surge
Her electric skates let her skate on anything, and others have to remind her of her responsibility / the real world.
Pokemon
Zaphod Surge
Tricia's older brother who makes sure she doesn't do anything reckless, and a huge geek.
Pokemon
Michi Mycroft Misa McMillian
Japanese exchange student to Hogwarts. Wand: (Hold up lemme check real quick) Phoenix feather, Alder wood. Length: 13 inches
Harry Potter
Fire Jowd
B-day: 1985
Silent protagonist. Also the best Pokemon trainer in the world.
Pokemon
Leaf Hawthorne
B-day: 1986
More sneaky than her friends. That's all I have to say.
Pokemon
Aqua Oak
B-day: 1985
A serious Pokemon trainer who specializes in many types. Technically the leader of Viridian Gym, but he's practically never there.
Pokemon
Ethan Rumi
B-day: 1988
The opposite of Fire. He's outspoken. He likes to adventure with his childhood friend, Lyra.
Pokemon
Silver Rocket
B-day: 1987
An edgy, androgynous boy / guy who is a reformed Poke-thief. He was never caught.
Pokemon
Lyra Woods
B-day: 1988
Childhood friend of Ethan, whom she likes to go adventuring with.
Pokemon
Brendan Landon L'type
B-day: 1990
A trainer from Johto who moved to Hoenn. Just a generic trainer who just so happened to take down Team Magma.
Pokemon
May Marina Birch
B-day: 1991
Daughter of Prof. Birch, a little more cheerful Brendan who just so happened to take down Team Aqua.
Pokemon
Wally Misham
B-day: 1993
The strongest trainer in Hoenn with humble roots. Just so happened-- I mean, he saved Hoenn from a meteor.
Kris Zpikdumkeiludrehios
B-day: 1989
Trainer from Johto who moved to Hoenn. Just a generic trainer who is also a Pokemon coordinator.
Pokemon
That's not all. I'll finish this list later.
Nommanic Folloreht
B-day: Feb 11, 2002
He's really self-confident, but can back it up with credible bite.
Franchise: Mario X Pokemon
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
B-day: Dec 18, 2000
She's serious and will do whatever it takes to win. Like setting others on fire.
Franchise: Pokemon
Veenyx Oiramybab
B-day: 6-7, 2004
Chill unless someone annoys him. Very vengeful if something happens to his friends.
Mario X Pokemon
Sabrina Nisaro
B-day: Jan 27, 2003 (I think)
Kinda shy, but kind, too.
Mario X Pokemon
Jimmy Lavandar
B-day: 2004
He just wants to make friends. He likes to use Gimmick Pokemon.
Pokemon
Kris (Crystal Lynne)
B-day: 2003
She wants to become a famous Pokemon coordinator / idol. She likes men that wear capes.
Pokemon
Tricia Surge
Her electric skates let her skate on anything, and others have to remind her of her responsibility / the real world.
Pokemon
Zaphod Surge
Tricia's older brother who makes sure she doesn't do anything reckless, and a huge geek.
Pokemon
Michi Mycroft Misa McMillian
Japanese exchange student to Hogwarts. Wand: (Hold up lemme check real quick) Phoenix feather, Alder wood. Length: 13 inches
Harry Potter
Fire Jowd
B-day: 1985
Silent protagonist. Also the best Pokemon trainer in the world.
Pokemon
Leaf Hawthorne
B-day: 1986
More sneaky than her friends. That's all I have to say.
Pokemon
Aqua Oak
B-day: 1985
A serious Pokemon trainer who specializes in many types. Technically the leader of Viridian Gym, but he's practically never there.
Pokemon
Ethan Rumi
B-day: 1988
The opposite of Fire. He's outspoken. He likes to adventure with his childhood friend, Lyra.
Pokemon
Silver Rocket
B-day: 1987
An edgy, androgynous boy / guy who is a reformed Poke-thief. He was never caught.
Pokemon
Lyra Woods
B-day: 1988
Childhood friend of Ethan, whom she likes to go adventuring with.
Pokemon
Brendan Landon L'type
B-day: 1990
A trainer from Johto who moved to Hoenn. Just a generic trainer who just so happened to take down Team Magma.
Pokemon
May Marina Birch
B-day: 1991
Daughter of Prof. Birch, a little more cheerful Brendan who just so happened to take down Team Aqua.
Pokemon
Wally Misham
B-day: 1993
The strongest trainer in Hoenn with humble roots. Just so happened-- I mean, he saved Hoenn from a meteor.
Kris Zpikdumkeiludrehios
B-day: 1989
Trainer from Johto who moved to Hoenn. Just a generic trainer who is also a Pokemon coordinator.
Pokemon
That's not all. I'll finish this list later.
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1Meme of 2026
On 2026-01-14 at 00:10:00
Bro cooked
But bro cooked
But bro really cooked
(All images screenshot by me in SSF2.)
But bro cooked
But bro really cooked
(All images screenshot by me in SSF2.)
1The worst MKPC track
On 2025-03-23 at 20:10:09
ds rainbow road. why is it so skinny? it is not that skinny in mario kart ds!
Umm... You should know that just about ALL the DS tracks were made smaller in MKPC
tick-tock clock. they ruined the layout
Well, they had to. I know they used a boost pad in Figure 8 Circuit, but here, there are rotating platforms and decors. On Figure 8 Circuit there's just road, but in
On 2025-03-01 at 23:03:51
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Luigi's Mansion has a tolerable amount of road and offroad. Nobody's gonna want to extremely carefully drift around a spill. You want to go fast and stuff innit. And for KB2, I don't even know how to drive it like it's just dumb
OT:
Edit: Myth Confirmed again.
People have no patience today. :mario-facepalm:
On 2025-03-01 at 22:59:41
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Edit:
Question: what is the worst MKPC track
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumps towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumps towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
Myth confirmed.
On 2025-03-01 at 22:24:01
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
On 2025-02-18 at 00:02:16
I tested it (again), and found that as long as you follow the general path, there's no reason at all to miss a checkpoint on Ribbon Road.
Edit: It's the same on VL1, which is a bagging track.
Edit: It's the same on VL1, which is a bagging track.
1On 2025-02-17 at 23:53:59
@NeverCookAgain if you accidentally take a massive shortcut you lose lapcount
Where? All of Sky Garden's shortcuts are micro. Which part? I know that there are some tracks with this problem, and they are GBA tracks, but where on Sky Garden are you getting this?
EDIT: The couple things I could think of on Sky Garden that I just tested all have Lakitu adamantly telling you that you fucked up. Maybe learn to drive better.
I tested it, and found that if you jump before the second bridge in the direction of the bridge, and fall off, you miss a checkpoint and respawn on the bridge.
On 2025-02-17 at 22:31:11
Question: what is the worst MKPC track
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumpa towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumpa towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
But, if F8C is too boring, then why would you choose it? (I may be mistaken
)1Rating your pfp
On 2025-03-17 at 00:30:50
Can you rate my pfp?
I will give absolutely no pressure at all, no matter how long it takes for your response to come to me, and make sure to look at the full image
I will give absolutely no pressure at all, no matter how long it takes for your response to come to me, and make sure to look at the full image
Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?
Rating your profile pic
On 2025-05-25 at 20:57:50
There's already a topic about this: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=15859
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.
Unless you want to do the rating yourself, just use that topic.
1What is your favorite Pokémon
On 2025-12-17 at 23:22:22
Favorite starter:
TYPHLOSION because he was my first starter ever.
Favorite legendary:
Reshiram because... truth.
Favorite mythical:
Celebi because... in HGSS, event Celebi can make you travel through time to battle Giovanni.
Favorite pseudo:
Dragonite because... Dragon's Den ExtremeSpeed Dratini for getting all questions right after defeating Clair.
TYPHLOSION because he was my first starter ever.
Favorite legendary:
Reshiram because... truth.
Favorite mythical:
Celebi because... in HGSS, event Celebi can make you travel through time to battle Giovanni.
Favorite pseudo:
Dragonite because... Dragon's Den ExtremeSpeed Dratini for getting all questions right after defeating Clair.
Pokemon Winds and Waves: The Fanfic
On 2026-03-10 at 15:19:19
Starting today, I will start working on a fanfic for the Pokemon Game called: Pokemon Winds and Waves. (OCM Would be proud)
Pokemon Winds and Waves is a new pokemon game that just got announced and I don't think there's gonna be a book going along with the release, so this would be completely original.
After I create this fanfic, I will create this into a comic not that long after I will be done, it would be 2 weeks after I create the fanfic.
Anyway, this is just the announcement. If anyone wants to help out, feel free to ask in the comments. If anyone wants to be featured in the fanfic, just ask and I'll get you in.
You will need your text color, personality, gender, and role. If your confused about the role part, here is what I'm talking about: Role as in rival, champion, etc.
This is it for now, if you have any questions or want to help out, just ask in the comments. Thank you for reading this forum.
Pokemon Winds and Waves is a new pokemon game that just got announced and I don't think there's gonna be a book going along with the release, so this would be completely original.
After I create this fanfic, I will create this into a comic not that long after I will be done, it would be 2 weeks after I create the fanfic.
Anyway, this is just the announcement. If anyone wants to help out, feel free to ask in the comments. If anyone wants to be featured in the fanfic, just ask and I'll get you in.
You will need your text color, personality, gender, and role. If your confused about the role part, here is what I'm talking about: Role as in rival, champion, etc.
This is it for now, if you have any questions or want to help out, just ask in the comments. Thank you for reading this forum.
I have
Are you going to just base the fanfic off your imagination since Winds and Waves haven't released yet?
When does this fanfic take place? If I'm going to insert a character, I need to know if their age would be enough for a certain role.
welcome to hungry worm sprunki kart!
On 2026-03-11 at 01:46:46
I honestly don't see any problem here.
Wigglericon's probably just someone who just likes Sprunki, and I don't see what's wrong with that. The reason people consider Sprunki to be brainrot is probably just because of a "horror mod" that makes it "scary."
I get how you can think of Sprunki as slop, but I don't think it should be considered slop. I mean, sure, there are content farms of this that post inappropriate content of it, but there are also content farms that do the same to Mario. (Or other franchises. Those are the only ones I know of.) At its core, Sprunki is just a game where you can make your own music. It wasn't created to be slop, but that is what content farmers turned it into.
Ah, yes, 67, the most infamous case of brainrot. As a meme, it went way too far, but I believe if it wasn't so overused, it wouldn't be called brainrot.
Oh, and how is the forum cooked because of people like 'them?' Wigglericon didn't message farm (likely not, I couldn't do any research on this). Nor did he spam, or do anything inappropriate (I didn't do any research on this, but if you limit yourself to this topic, he didn't do anything bad.) And can't someone like T (Xero) mention a meme? (Sure, it's considered brainrot, but it isn't spam in any way.) Of course, some kid spamming 67 and dissing China (that happens to me sometimes. In DMs, of course) would absolutely NOT be okay, but none of that happened here.
In conclusion, and TLDR: Stop complaining about brainrot infecting MKPC, that's not what's happening.
(P.S.: The first message may be the most facepalmed post in the history of MKPC, if we don't count the MKPC Rules. For some reason, it has 19 facepalms. Probably just people mass reacting to show support.)
Wigglericon's probably just someone who just likes Sprunki, and I don't see what's wrong with that. The reason people consider Sprunki to be brainrot is probably just because of a "horror mod" that makes it "scary."
I get how you can think of Sprunki as slop, but I don't think it should be considered slop. I mean, sure, there are content farms of this that post inappropriate content of it, but there are also content farms that do the same to Mario. (Or other franchises. Those are the only ones I know of.) At its core, Sprunki is just a game where you can make your own music. It wasn't created to be slop, but that is what content farmers turned it into.
Ah, yes, 67, the most infamous case of brainrot. As a meme, it went way too far, but I believe if it wasn't so overused, it wouldn't be called brainrot.
Oh, and how is the forum cooked because of people like 'them?' Wigglericon didn't message farm (likely not, I couldn't do any research on this). Nor did he spam, or do anything inappropriate (I didn't do any research on this, but if you limit yourself to this topic, he didn't do anything bad.) And can't someone like T (Xero) mention a meme? (Sure, it's considered brainrot, but it isn't spam in any way.) Of course, some kid spamming 67 and dissing China (that happens to me sometimes. In DMs, of course) would absolutely NOT be okay, but none of that happened here.
In conclusion, and TLDR: Stop complaining about brainrot infecting MKPC, that's not what's happening.
(P.S.: The first message may be the most facepalmed post in the history of MKPC, if we don't count the MKPC Rules. For some reason, it has 19 facepalms. Probably just people mass reacting to show support.)
13Fanfic but you choose what happens
On 2026-03-08 at 01:56:57
I'm a big fan of fanfics, but this kinda looks like a bad idea. I remember that you're not allowed to let everyone write the story, because that's message farming. I think a good idea would be to let people react to your message to vote. An example:
A. They choose the path to the left (gamba)
B. They choose the path to the right (coin)
Oh, and as a piece of advice, I wouldn't suggest adding staff members to write the fanfic because... I've seen it tried before and it didn't work out.
A. They choose the path to the left (gamba)
B. They choose the path to the right (coin)
Oh, and as a piece of advice, I wouldn't suggest adding staff members to write the fanfic because... I've seen it tried before and it didn't work out.
1[Fanfic] Pokeventures
On 2026-03-03 at 04:36:00
I didn't have time to add references to this episode, so don't bother looking. List of references for the previous episode:
This episode will be in 2 or 3 parts.
Aqua: Oh wow... where's--
Guide: The doors? Well... they're replaced with teleporters!
Aqua: Oh, teleporters? I've played these games before. Charmeleon, Metal Claw!
(Charmeleon fails to break open the wall.)
Guide: ... ... *to self* I'm not sure how to respond to something like that.
Aqua: Charmeleon, Heat Wave!
(Nothing happens.)
Guide: ... ... ... Just use the teleporters like a normal person, okay?! ... Hello?!
(Aqua is gone, having already used the teleporter without the Guide noticing.)
Aqua: This way? ... Okay. ... There... that way...
(He eventually reaches the center room.)
Sabrina: How did you... Nevermind. I have had psychic powers since I was a child. It started when a spoon I carelessly tossed, bent. I dislike battling, but if you wish, I will show you my powers! (Go, Alakazam!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Calm Mind.)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis one last time!!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Psychic!)
(The Future Sight, combined with Psychic defeat Aqua's Kadabra.)
Aqua: ... Come back, Kadabra! Go, Pidgeotto, Attack with the Sand Attack Attack!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: (Why isn't she saying anything? Can she telepathically communicate with her Pokemon? Red seems to also be able to... Ack!) Pidgeotto!! Sand Attack!
Sabrina: (Calm Mind...)
Aqua: Pidgeotto! One last Sand Attack...!
Sabrina: *to herself* (Future Sight should hit now... Alakazam, Kinesis when his next final Pokemon is sent out. Dodge the Slash!)
(Future Sight hits, and defeats Pidgeotto in one shot.)
Aqua: *very quickly* Charmeleon! Slash!
Sabrina: (Now!)
(Alakazam dodges, but Charmeleon's Slash 'misses' where Alakazam was and instead hits Alakazam's weak spot.)
Aqua: Yes, now Fire Spin!
(Alakazam gets trapped.)
Sabrina: Teleport! (Dodge the Tail, Charmeleon will aim to the right with it!)
simultaneously Aqua: Charmeleon, Tail Attack! | Sabrina: Now!
(Alakazam dodges to its left, Charmeleon attacks to the right, stunning Alakazam.)
Aqua: Finish with Ember!
(Alakazam gets defeated.)
Sabrina: (This loss shocks me! But a loss is a loss. I admit I didn't work hard enough to win. You earned the MarshBadge.) Wait... did I say that out loud?
Aqua: No.
Sabrina: The MarshBadge makes Pokémon up to Lv. 70 obey you. Please take this TM with you. This TM contains Calm Mind. It makes the Pokémon concentrate to raise both Sp. Atk and Sp. Def.
Extra scene:
Takedown, and the reverbs: Songs made by Huntrix.
"the bricks break": A Pokemon Move, Brick Break
"AIM FOR THE HORN!": This reference shouldn't be that hard
It's a reference to the Pokemon anime.
"Mr. Hitmonlee! Tear down this wall!": This reference should also be kinda easy. It references the real-life quote by Ronald Reagan.
"the bricks break": A Pokemon Move, Brick Break
"AIM FOR THE HORN!": This reference shouldn't be that hard
It's a reference to the Pokemon anime."Mr. Hitmonlee! Tear down this wall!": This reference should also be kinda easy. It references the real-life quote by Ronald Reagan.
This episode will be in 2 or 3 parts.
Season 1 Episode 7
The Psychic Gym Challenge (Part 1)
The Psychic Gym Challenge (Part 1)
Aqua: Oh wow... where's--
Guide: The doors? Well... they're replaced with teleporters!
Aqua: Oh, teleporters? I've played these games before. Charmeleon, Metal Claw!
(Charmeleon fails to break open the wall.)
Guide: ... ... *to self* I'm not sure how to respond to something like that.
Aqua: Charmeleon, Heat Wave!
(Nothing happens.)
Guide: ... ... ... Just use the teleporters like a normal person, okay?! ... Hello?!
(Aqua is gone, having already used the teleporter without the Guide noticing.)
Aqua: This way? ... Okay. ... There... that way...
(He eventually reaches the center room.)
Sabrina: How did you... Nevermind. I have had psychic powers since I was a child. It started when a spoon I carelessly tossed, bent. I dislike battling, but if you wish, I will show you my powers! (Go, Alakazam!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Calm Mind.)
Aqua: Kadabra! Kinesis one last time!!
Sabrina: (Alakazam! Psychic!)
(The Future Sight, combined with Psychic defeat Aqua's Kadabra.)
Aqua: ... Come back, Kadabra! Go, Pidgeotto, Attack with the Sand Attack Attack!
Sabrina: (Alakazam, Future Sight Attack!)
Aqua: (Why isn't she saying anything? Can she telepathically communicate with her Pokemon? Red seems to also be able to... Ack!) Pidgeotto!! Sand Attack!
Sabrina: (Calm Mind...)
Aqua: Pidgeotto! One last Sand Attack...!
Sabrina: *to herself* (Future Sight should hit now... Alakazam, Kinesis when his next final Pokemon is sent out. Dodge the Slash!)
(Future Sight hits, and defeats Pidgeotto in one shot.)
Aqua: *very quickly* Charmeleon! Slash!
Sabrina: (Now!)
(Alakazam dodges, but Charmeleon's Slash 'misses' where Alakazam was and instead hits Alakazam's weak spot.)
Aqua: Yes, now Fire Spin!
(Alakazam gets trapped.)
Sabrina: Teleport! (Dodge the Tail, Charmeleon will aim to the right with it!)
simultaneously Aqua: Charmeleon, Tail Attack! | Sabrina: Now!
(Alakazam dodges to its left, Charmeleon attacks to the right, stunning Alakazam.)
Aqua: Finish with Ember!
(Alakazam gets defeated.)
Sabrina: (This loss shocks me! But a loss is a loss. I admit I didn't work hard enough to win. You earned the MarshBadge.) Wait... did I say that out loud?
Aqua: No.
Sabrina: The MarshBadge makes Pokémon up to Lv. 70 obey you. Please take this TM with you. This TM contains Calm Mind. It makes the Pokémon concentrate to raise both Sp. Atk and Sp. Def.
...to be continued...
Extra scene:
Aqua: Oh hi there! You don't mind if I break the fourth wall for a moment and talk to you, the reader? I've been working on a personal project for a while, inspired by the Pokédex project grandpa assigned us all with. The Fame Checker! Similar to how the Pokédex records information on Pokémon, the Fame Checker records data on famous people! Here, check it out. ... You can't see it?
Leader Brock:
Ace: Onix
Prefers a "rock-hard defense." Specializes in Rock types, but technically also in Ground types.
Leader Misty:
Ace: Starmie
Prefers an "all-out offensive." Specializes in Water types.
Leader Surge:
Ace: Raichu
Claims to have fought in a war, but it's often doubted. Specializes in Electric types.
Leader Erika:
Ace: Victreebel
Very sleepy. Specializes in the grass type.
Leader Sabrina:
Ace: Alakazam
Relies on Future Sight, and reads to defeat opponents. Did not work well in practice. Specializes in the Psychic type.
Fire Jowd
Ace: Pikachu
Childhood friend of Leaf and Aqua. An accident caused him to only speak Spanish.
Leaf Hawthorne
Ace: Squirtle --> Wartortle
Childhood friend of Fire and Aqua. May have stolen things in the past.
Aqua Oak
Ace: Charmander --> Charmeleon
Creator of the Fame Checker. Childhood friend of Fire and Aqua. Professor Oak's grandson.
Chase Jowd
Ace: Charizard
Older brother of Fire, and is eligible to challenge the Elite 4.
Leader Brock:
Ace: Onix
Prefers a "rock-hard defense." Specializes in Rock types, but technically also in Ground types.
Leader Misty:
Ace: Starmie
Prefers an "all-out offensive." Specializes in Water types.
Leader Surge:
Ace: Raichu
Claims to have fought in a war, but it's often doubted. Specializes in Electric types.
Leader Erika:
Ace: Victreebel
Very sleepy. Specializes in the grass type.
Leader Sabrina:
Ace: Alakazam
Relies on Future Sight, and reads to defeat opponents. Did not work well in practice. Specializes in the Psychic type.
Fire Jowd
Ace: Pikachu
Childhood friend of Leaf and Aqua. An accident caused him to only speak Spanish.
Leaf Hawthorne
Ace: Squirtle --> Wartortle
Childhood friend of Fire and Aqua. May have stolen things in the past.
Aqua Oak
Ace: Charmander --> Charmeleon
Creator of the Fame Checker. Childhood friend of Fire and Aqua. Professor Oak's grandson.
Chase Jowd
Ace: Charizard
Older brother of Fire, and is eligible to challenge the Elite 4.